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<h2> CHAPTER XXVI </h2>
<p>The hottest horse will oft be cool,<br/>
The dullest will show fire;<br/>
The friar will often play the fool,<br/>
The fool will play the friar.<br/>
—Old Song<br/></p>
<p>When the Jester, arrayed in the cowl and frock of the hermit, and having
his knotted cord twisted round his middle, stood before the portal of the
castle of Front-de-Boeuf, the warder demanded of him his name and errand.</p>
<p>"Pax vobiscum," answered the Jester, "I am a poor brother of the Order of
St Francis, who come hither to do my office to certain unhappy prisoners
now secured within this castle."</p>
<p>"Thou art a bold friar," said the warder, "to come hither, where, saving
our own drunken confessor, a cock of thy feather hath not crowed these
twenty years."</p>
<p>"Yet I pray thee, do mine errand to the lord of the castle," answered the
pretended friar; "trust me it will find good acceptance with him, and the
cock shall crow, that the whole castle shall hear him."</p>
<p>"Gramercy," said the warder; "but if I come to shame for leaving my post
upon thine errand, I will try whether a friar's grey gown be proof against
a grey-goose shaft."</p>
<p>With this threat he left his turret, and carried to the hall of the castle
his unwonted intelligence, that a holy friar stood before the gate and
demanded instant admission. With no small wonder he received his master's
commands to admit the holy man immediately; and, having previously manned
the entrance to guard against surprise, he obeyed, without further
scruple, the commands which he had received. The harebrained self-conceit
which had emboldened Wamba to undertake this dangerous office, was scarce
sufficient to support him when he found himself in the presence of a man
so dreadful, and so much dreaded, as Reginald Front-de-Boeuf, and he
brought out his "pax vobiscum", to which he, in a good measure, trusted
for supporting his character, with more anxiety and hesitation than had
hitherto accompanied it. But Front-de-Boeuf was accustomed to see men of
all ranks tremble in his presence, so that the timidity of the supposed
father did not give him any cause of suspicion.</p>
<p>"Who and whence art thou, priest?" said he.</p>
<p>"'Pax vobiscum'," reiterated the Jester, "I am a poor servant of St
Francis, who, travelling through this wilderness, have fallen among
thieves, (as Scripture hath it,) 'quidam viator incidit in latrones',
which thieves have sent me unto this castle in order to do my ghostly
office on two persons condemned by your honourable justice."</p>
<p>"Ay, right," answered Front-de-Boeuf; "and canst thou tell me, holy
father, the number of those banditti?"</p>
<p>"Gallant sir," answered the Jester, "'nomen illis legio', their name is
legion."</p>
<p>"Tell me in plain terms what numbers there are, or, priest, thy cloak and
cord will ill protect thee."</p>
<p>"Alas!" said the supposed friar, "'cor meum eructavit', that is to say, I
was like to burst with fear! but I conceive they may be—what of
yeomen—what of commons, at least five hundred men."</p>
<p>"What!" said the Templar, who came into the hall that moment, "muster the
wasps so thick here? it is time to stifle such a mischievous brood." Then
taking Front-de-Boeuf aside "Knowest thou the priest?"</p>
<p>"He is a stranger from a distant convent," said Front-de-Boeuf; "I know
him not."</p>
<p>"Then trust him not with thy purpose in words," answered the Templar. "Let
him carry a written order to De Bracy's company of Free Companions, to
repair instantly to their master's aid. In the meantime, and that the
shaveling may suspect nothing, permit him to go freely about his task of
preparing these Saxon hogs for the slaughter-house."</p>
<p>"It shall be so," said Front-de-Boeuf. And he forthwith appointed a
domestic to conduct Wamba to the apartment where Cedric and Athelstane
were confined.</p>
<p>The impatience of Cedric had been rather enhanced than diminished by his
confinement. He walked from one end of the hall to the other, with the
attitude of one who advances to charge an enemy, or to storm the breach of
a beleaguered place, sometimes ejaculating to himself, sometimes
addressing Athelstane, who stoutly and stoically awaited the issue of the
adventure, digesting, in the meantime, with great composure, the liberal
meal which he had made at noon, and not greatly interesting himself about
the duration of his captivity, which he concluded, would, like all earthly
evils, find an end in Heaven's good time.</p>
<p>"'Pax vobiscum'," said the Jester, entering the apartment; "the blessing
of St Dunstan, St Dennis, St Duthoc, and all other saints whatsoever, be
upon ye and about ye."</p>
<p>"Enter freely," answered Cedric to the supposed friar; "with what intent
art thou come hither?"</p>
<p>"To bid you prepare yourselves for death," answered the Jester.</p>
<p>"It is impossible!" replied Cedric, starting. "Fearless and wicked as they
are, they dare not attempt such open and gratuitous cruelty!"</p>
<p>"Alas!" said the Jester, "to restrain them by their sense of humanity, is
the same as to stop a runaway horse with a bridle of silk thread. Bethink
thee, therefore, noble Cedric, and you also, gallant Athelstane, what
crimes you have committed in the flesh; for this very day will ye be
called to answer at a higher tribunal."</p>
<p>"Hearest thou this, Athelstane?" said Cedric; "we must rouse up our hearts
to this last action, since better it is we should die like men, than live
like slaves."</p>
<p>"I am ready," answered Athelstane, "to stand the worst of their malice,
and shall walk to my death with as much composure as ever I did to my
dinner."</p>
<p>"Let us then unto our holy gear, father," said Cedric.</p>
<p>"Wait yet a moment, good uncle," said the Jester, in his natural tone;
"better look long before you leap in the dark."</p>
<p>"By my faith," said Cedric, "I should know that voice!"</p>
<p>"It is that of your trusty slave and jester," answered Wamba, throwing
back his cowl. "Had you taken a fool's advice formerly, you would not have
been here at all. Take a fool's advice now, and you will not be here
long."</p>
<p>"How mean'st thou, knave?" answered the Saxon.</p>
<p>"Even thus," replied Wamba; "take thou this frock and cord, which are all
the orders I ever had, and march quietly out of the castle, leaving me
your cloak and girdle to take the long leap in thy stead."</p>
<p>"Leave thee in my stead!" said Cedric, astonished at the proposal; "why,
they would hang thee, my poor knave."</p>
<p>"E'en let them do as they are permitted," said Wamba; "I trust—no
disparagement to your birth—that the son of Witless may hang in a
chain with as much gravity as the chain hung upon his ancestor the
alderman."</p>
<p>"Well, Wamba," answered Cedric, "for one thing will I grant thy request.
And that is, if thou wilt make the exchange of garments with Lord
Athelstane instead of me."</p>
<p>"No, by St Dunstan," answered Wamba; "there were little reason in that.
Good right there is, that the son of Witless should suffer to save the son
of Hereward; but little wisdom there were in his dying for the benefit of
one whose fathers were strangers to his."</p>
<p>"Villain," said Cedric, "the fathers of Athelstane were monarchs of
England!"</p>
<p>"They might be whomsoever they pleased," replied Wamba; "but my neck
stands too straight upon my shoulders to have it twisted for their sake.
Wherefore, good my master, either take my proffer yourself, or suffer me
to leave this dungeon as free as I entered."</p>
<p>"Let the old tree wither," continued Cedric, "so the stately hope of the
forest be preserved. Save the noble Athelstane, my trusty Wamba! it is the
duty of each who has Saxon blood in his veins. Thou and I will abide
together the utmost rage of our injurious oppressors, while he, free and
safe, shall arouse the awakened spirits of our countrymen to avenge us."</p>
<p>"Not so, father Cedric," said Athelstane, grasping his hand,—for,
when roused to think or act, his deeds and sentiments were not unbecoming
his high race—"Not so," he continued; "I would rather remain in this
hall a week without food save the prisoner's stinted loaf, or drink save
the prisoner's measure of water, than embrace the opportunity to escape
which the slave's untaught kindness has purveyed for his master."</p>
<p>"You are called wise men, sirs," said the Jester, "and I a crazed fool;
but, uncle Cedric, and cousin Athelstane, the fool shall decide this
controversy for ye, and save ye the trouble of straining courtesies any
farther. I am like John-a-Duck's mare, that will let no man mount her but
John-a-Duck. I came to save my master, and if he will not consent—basta—I
can but go away home again. Kind service cannot be chucked from hand to
hand like a shuttlecock or stool-ball. I'll hang for no man but my own
born master."</p>
<p>"Go, then, noble Cedric," said Athelstane, "neglect not this opportunity.
Your presence without may encourage friends to our rescue—your
remaining here would ruin us all."</p>
<p>"And is there any prospect, then, of rescue from without?" said Cedric,
looking to the Jester.</p>
<p>"Prospect, indeed!" echoed Wamba; "let me tell you, when you fill my
cloak, you are wrapped in a general's cassock. Five hundred men are there
without, and I was this morning one of the chief leaders. My fool's cap
was a casque, and my bauble a truncheon. Well, we shall see what good they
will make by exchanging a fool for a wise man. Truly, I fear they will
lose in valour what they may gain in discretion. And so farewell, master,
and be kind to poor Gurth and his dog Fangs; and let my cockscomb hang in
the hall at Rotherwood, in memory that I flung away my life for my master,
like a faithful—-fool."</p>
<p>The last word came out with a sort of double expression, betwixt jest and
earnest. The tears stood in Cedric's eyes.</p>
<p>"Thy memory shall be preserved," he said, "while fidelity and affection
have honour upon earth! But that I trust I shall find the means of saving
Rowena, and thee, Athelstane, and thee, also, my poor Wamba, thou shouldst
not overbear me in this matter."</p>
<p>The exchange of dress was now accomplished, when a sudden doubt struck
Cedric.</p>
<p>"I know no language," he said, "but my own, and a few words of their
mincing Norman. How shall I bear myself like a reverend brother?"</p>
<p>"The spell lies in two words," replied Wamba—"'Pax vobiscum' will
answer all queries. If you go or come, eat or drink, bless or ban, 'Pax
vobiscum' carries you through it all. It is as useful to a friar as a
broomstick to a witch, or a wand to a conjurer. Speak it but thus, in a
deep grave tone,—'Pax vobiscum!'—it is irresistible—Watch
and ward, knight and squire, foot and horse, it acts as a charm upon them
all. I think, if they bring me out to be hanged to-morrow, as is much to
be doubted they may, I will try its weight upon the finisher of the
sentence."</p>
<p>"If such prove the case," said the master, "my religious orders are soon
taken—'Pax vobiscum'. I trust I shall remember the pass-word.—Noble
Athelstane, farewell; and farewell, my poor boy, whose heart might make
amends for a weaker head—I will save you, or return and die with
you. The royal blood of our Saxon kings shall not be spilt while mine
beats in my veins; nor shall one hair fall from the head of the kind knave
who risked himself for his master, if Cedric's peril can prevent it.—Farewell."</p>
<p>"Farewell, noble Cedric," said Athelstane; "remember it is the true part
of a friar to accept refreshment, if you are offered any."</p>
<p>"Farewell, uncle," added Wamba; "and remember 'Pax vobiscum'."</p>
<p>Thus exhorted, Cedric sallied forth upon his expedition; and it was not
long ere he had occasion to try the force of that spell which his Jester
had recommended as omnipotent. In a low-arched and dusky passage, by which
he endeavoured to work his way to the hall of the castle, he was
interrupted by a female form.</p>
<p>"'Pax vobiscum!'" said the pseudo friar, and was endeavouring to hurry
past, when a soft voice replied, "'Et vobis—quaso, domine
reverendissime, pro misericordia vestra'."</p>
<p>"I am somewhat deaf," replied Cedric, in good Saxon, and at the same time
muttered to himself, "A curse on the fool and his 'Pax vobiscum!' I have
lost my javelin at the first cast."</p>
<p>It was, however, no unusual thing for a priest of those days to be deaf of
his Latin ear, and this the person who now addressed Cedric knew full
well.</p>
<p>"I pray you of dear love, reverend father," she replied in his own
language, "that you will deign to visit with your ghostly comfort a
wounded prisoner of this castle, and have such compassion upon him and us
as thy holy office teaches—Never shall good deed so highly advantage
thy convent."</p>
<p>"Daughter," answered Cedric, much embarrassed, "my time in this castle
will not permit me to exercise the duties of mine office—I must
presently forth—there is life and death upon my speed."</p>
<p>"Yet, father, let me entreat you by the vow you have taken on you,"
replied the suppliant, "not to leave the oppressed and endangered without
counsel or succour."</p>
<p>"May the fiend fly away with me, and leave me in Ifrin with the souls of
Odin and of Thor!" answered Cedric impatiently, and would probably have
proceeded in the same tone of total departure from his spiritual
character, when the colloquy was interrupted by the harsh voice of
Urfried, the old crone of the turret.</p>
<p>"How, minion," said she to the female speaker, "is this the manner in
which you requite the kindness which permitted thee to leave thy
prison-cell yonder?—Puttest thou the reverend man to use ungracious
language to free himself from the importunities of a Jewess?"</p>
<p>"A Jewess!" said Cedric, availing himself of the information to get clear
of their interruption,—"Let me pass, woman! stop me not at your
peril. I am fresh from my holy office, and would avoid pollution."</p>
<p>"Come this way, father," said the old hag, "thou art a stranger in this
castle, and canst not leave it without a guide. Come hither, for I would
speak with thee.—And you, daughter of an accursed race, go to the
sick man's chamber, and tend him until my return; and woe betide you if
you again quit it without my permission!"</p>
<p>Rebecca retreated. Her importunities had prevailed upon Urfried to suffer
her to quit the turret, and Urfried had employed her services where she
herself would most gladly have paid them, by the bedside of the wounded
Ivanhoe. With an understanding awake to their dangerous situation, and
prompt to avail herself of each means of safety which occurred, Rebecca
had hoped something from the presence of a man of religion, who, she
learned from Urfried, had penetrated into this godless castle. She watched
the return of the supposed ecclesiastic, with the purpose of addressing
him, and interesting him in favour of the prisoners; with what imperfect
success the reader has been just acquainted.</p>
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