<h3><SPAN name="CHAPTER_SEVENTEEN" id="CHAPTER_SEVENTEEN"></SPAN>CHAPTER SEVENTEEN</h3>
<p>The hateful entreaty still murmured in her
resentful ears, that night, as she fell asleep;
and she passed into the beginnings of a dream
with her lips slightly dimpling the surface of her
pillow in belated repartee. And upon waking,
though it was Sunday, her first words, half slumbrous
in the silence of the morning, were, "Vile
Things!" Her faculties became more alert during
the preparation of a toilet that was to serve not only
for breakfast, but with the addition of gloves, a hat,
and a blue-velvet coat, for Church and Sunday-school
as well; and she planned a hundred vengeances.
That is to say, her mind did not occupy itself with
plots possible to make real; but rather it dabbled
among those fragmentary visions that love to overlap
and displace one another upon the changeful
retina of the mind's eye.</p>
<p>In all of these pictures, wherein prevailingly she
seemed to be some sort of deathly powerful Queen
of Poetry, the postures assumed by the figures of<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_269" id="Page_269"></SPAN></span>
Messrs. Atwater and Rooter (both in an extremity
of rags) were miserably suppliant. So she soothed
herself a little—but not long. Herbert, in the next
pew, in church, and Henry in the next beyond that,
were perfect compositions in smugness. They were
cold, contented, aristocratic; and had an imperturbable
understanding between themselves (even then
perceptible to the sensitive Florence) that she was a
nuisance now capably disposed of by their beautiful
discovery of "Say not so!" Florence's feelings were
unbecoming to the place and occasion.</p>
<p>But at four o'clock, that afternoon, she was assuaged
into a milder condition by the arrival, according
to an agreement made in Sunday-school, of
the popular Miss Patty Fairchild.</p>
<p>Patty was thirteen and a half; an exquisite person
with gold-dusted hair, eyes of singing blue, and an
alluring air of sweet self-consciousness. Henry
Rooter and Herbert Illingsworth Atwater, Jr., out
gathering news, saw her entering Florence's gate,
and immediately forgot that they were reporters.
They became silent, gradually moving toward the
house of their newspaper's sole poetess.</p>
<p>Florence and Patty occupied themselves indoors
for half an hour; then went out in the yard to study a<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_270" id="Page_270"></SPAN></span>
mole's tunnel that had interested Florence recently.
They followed it across the lawn at the south side
of the house, discussing the habits of moles and other
matters of zoölogy; and finally lost the track near the
fence, which was here the "side fence" and higher
than their heads. Patty looked through a knot-hole
to see if the tunnel was visible in the next yard, but,
without reporting upon her observations, she turned,
as if carelessly, and leaned back against the fence,
covering the knot-hole.</p>
<p>"Florence," she said, in a tone softer than she
had been using heretofore;—"Florence, do you know
what I think?"</p>
<p>"No. Could you see any more tracks over there?"</p>
<p>"Florence," said Patty;—"I was just going to
tell you something, only maybe I better not."</p>
<p>"Why not?" Florence inquired. "Go on and
tell me."</p>
<p>"No," said Patty gently. "You might think it
was silly."</p>
<p>"No, I won't."</p>
<p>"Yes, you <i>might</i>."</p>
<p>"I promise I won't."</p>
<p>"Well, then—oh, Florence I'm <i>sure</i> you'll think
it's silly!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_271" id="Page_271"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"I <i>promised</i> I wouldn't."</p>
<p>"Well—I don't think I better say it."</p>
<p>"Go on," Florence urged. "Patty, you <i>got</i> to."</p>
<p>"Well, then, if I got to," said Patty. "What I
was going to say, Florence: Don't you think your
cousin Herbert and Henry Rooter have got the nicest
eyes of any boy in town?"</p>
<p>"<i>Who</i>?" Florence was astounded.</p>
<p>"I do," Patty said in her charming voice. "I
think Herbert and Henry've got the nicest eyes of
any boy in town."</p>
<p>"You do?" Florence cried incredulously.</p>
<p>"Yes, I really do, Florence. I think Herbert
Atwater and Henry Rooter have got the nicest
eyes of any boy in town."</p>
<p>"Well, I never heard anything like <i>this</i> before!"
Florence declared.</p>
<p>"But <i>don't</i> you think they've got the nicest eyes
of any boy in town?" Patty insisted, appealingly.</p>
<p>"I think," said Florence, "their eyes are just
horrable!"</p>
<p>"What?"</p>
<p>"<i>Herbert's</i> eyes," continued Florence, ardently,
"are the very worst lookin' ole squinty eyes I ever
saw, and that nasty little Henry <i>Rooter's</i> eyes——"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_272" id="Page_272"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>But Patty had suddenly become fidgety; she hurried
away from the fence. "Come over here, Florence,"
she said. "Let's go over to the other side of the
yard and talk."</p>
<p>It was time for her to take some such action.
Messrs. Atwater and Rooter, seated quietly together
upon a box on the other side of the fence (though
with their backs to the knot-hole), were beginning
to show signs of inward disturbance. Already
flushed with the unexpected ineffabilities overheard,
their complexions had grown even pinker upon
Florence's open-hearted expressions of opinion.
Slowly they turned their heads to look at the fence,
upon the other side of which stood the maligner of
their eyes. Not that they cared what <i>that</i> ole
girl thought—but she oughtn't to be allowed to
go around talking like this and perhaps prejudicing
everybody that had a kind word to say for
them.</p>
<p>"Come on over here, Florence," called Patty
huskily, from the other side of the yard. "Let's
talk over here."</p>
<p>Florence was puzzled, but consented. "What you
want to talk over here for?" she asked as she came
near her friend.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_273" id="Page_273"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Oh, I don't know," said Patty. "Let's go out
in the front yard."</p>
<p>She led the way round the house, and a moment
later uttered a cry of surprise as the firm of Atwater
& Rooter, passing along the pavement, hesitated
at the gate. Their celebrated eyes showed doubt for
a moment, then a brazenness: Herbert and Henry
decided to come in.</p>
<p>"Isn't this the funniest thing?" cried Patty.
"After what I just said awhile ago—<i>you</i> know,
Florence. Don't you dare to tell 'em!"</p>
<p>"I cert'nly won't!" her hostess promised, and,
turning inhospitably to the two callers, "What on
earth you want around here?" she inquired.</p>
<p>Herbert chivalrously took upon himself the duty
of response. "Look here; this is my own aunt and
uncle's yard, isn't it? I guess if I want to come in
it I got a perfect right to."</p>
<p>"I should say so," his partner said warmly.</p>
<p>"Why, of course!" the cordial Patty agreed.
"We can play some nice Sunday games, or something.
Let's sit on the porch steps and think what
to do."</p>
<p>"<i>I</i> just as soon," said Henry Rooter. "<i>I</i> got
nothin' p'ticular to do."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_274" id="Page_274"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"I haven't either," said Herbert.</p>
<p>Thereupon, Patty sat between them on the
steps.</p>
<p>"This is <i>per-feckly</i> grand!" she cried. "Come on,
Florence, aren't you going to sit down with all the
rest of us?"</p>
<p>"Well, pray kindly excuse <i>me</i>!" said Miss Atwater;
and she added that she would neither sit
on the same steps with Herbert Atwater and Henry
Rooter, nor, even if they entreated her with accompanying
genuflections, would she have anything
else whatever to do with them. She concluded with
a reference to the oldest pair of shoes she might ever
come to possess; and withdrew to the railing of the
veranda at a point farthest from the steps; and,
seated there, swinging one foot rhythmically, she
sang hymns in a tone at once plaintive and inimical.</p>
<p>It was not lost upon her, however, that her withdrawal
had little effect upon her guests. They
chattered gaily, and Patty devised, or remembered,
harmless little games that could be played by a few
people as well as by many; and the three participants
were so congenial and noisy and made so merry, that
before long Florence was unable to avoid the impression<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_275" id="Page_275"></SPAN></span>
that whether she liked it or not she was
giving quite a party.</p>
<p>At times the noted eyes of Atwater & Rooter
were gentled o'er with the soft cast of enchantment,
especially when Patty felt called upon to reprove
the two with little coquetries of slaps and pushes.
Noted for her sprightliness, she was never sprightlier;
her pretty laughter tooted continuously, and the gentlemen
accompanied it with doting sounds so repulsive
to Florence that without being actively conscious of
what she did, she embodied the phrase, "perfeckly
sickening," in the hymn she was crooning, and repeated
it over and over to the air of "Rock of Ages."</p>
<p>"Now I tell you what let's play," the versatile
Patty proposed, after exhausting the pleasures of
"Geography," "Ghosts" and other tests of intellect.
"Let's play 'Truth.' We'll each take a
piece o' paper and a pencil, and then each of us
asks the other one some question, and we haf to
write down the answer and sign your name and fold
it up so nobody can see it except the one that asked
the question, and we haf to keep it a secret and never
tell as long as we live."</p>
<p>"All right," said Henry Rooter. "I'll be the one
to ask you a question, Patty."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_276" id="Page_276"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"No," Herbert said promptly. "I ought to be
the one to ask Patty."</p>
<p>"Why ought you?" Henry demanded. "Why
ought you?"</p>
<p>"Listen!" Patty cried, "<i>I</i> know the way we'll do.
I'll ask each of you a question—we haf to whisper it—and
each one of you'll ask me one, and then we'll
write it. That'll be simply grand!" She clapped
her hands; then checked herself. "Oh, I guess we
can't either. We haven't got any paper and pencils
unless——" Here she seemed to recall her hostess.
"Oh, Florrie, dear! Run in the house and get us
some paper and pencils."</p>
<p>Florence gave no sign other than to increase the
volume of her voice as she sang: "Perf'ly sick'ning,
clef' for me, let me <i>perf'</i>ly sick-kin-<i>ning</i>!"</p>
<p>"We got plenty," said Herbert; whereupon he
and Henry produced pencils and their professional
note-books, and supplied their fair friend and themselves
with material for "Truth." "Come on,
Patty, whisper me whatever you want to."</p>
<p>"No; I ought to have her whisper <i>me</i>, first,"
Henry Rooter objected. "I'll write the answer to
<i>any</i> question; I don't care what it's about."</p>
<p>"Well, it's got to be the <i>truth</i>, you know," Patty<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_277" id="Page_277"></SPAN></span>
warned them. "We all haf to write down just
exackly the truth on our word of honour and sign
our name. Promise?"</p>
<p>They promised earnestly.</p>
<p>"All right," said Patty. "Now I'll whisper Henry
a question first, and then you can whisper yours to
me first, Herbert."</p>
<p>This seemed to fill all needs happily, and the
whispering and writing began, and continued with
a coziness little to the taste of the piously singing
Florence. She altered all previous opinions of her
friend Patty, and when the latter finally closed the
session on the steps, and announced that she must
go home, the hostess declined to accompany her into
the house to help her find where she had left her hat
and wrap.</p>
<p>"I haven't the <i>least</i> idea where I took 'em off!"
Patty declared in the airiest manner. "If you won't
come with me, Florrie, s'pose you just call in the
front door and tell your mother to get 'em for me."</p>
<p>"Oh, they're <i>somewhere</i> in there," Florence said
coldly, not ceasing to swing her foot, and not turning
her head. "You can find 'em by yourself, I presume,
or if you can't I'll have our maid throw 'em
out in the yard or somep'n to-morrow."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_278" id="Page_278"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Well, <i>thank</i> you!" Miss Fairchild rejoined, as
she entered the house.</p>
<p>The two boys stood waiting, having in mind to
go with Patty as far as her own gate. "That's a
<i>pretty</i> way to speak to company!" Herbert addressed
his cousin with heavily marked severity.
"Next time you do anything like that I'll march
straight in the house and inform your mother of the
fact."</p>
<p>Florence still swung her foot and looked dreamily
away. She sang, to the air of "Rock of Ages":</p>
<p>"Henry Rooter, Herbert, too—they make me sick,
they make me sick, that's what they do."</p>
<p>However, they were only too well prepared with
their annihilating response.</p>
<p>"Oh, say not so! Florence, say not so! <i>Florence!</i>
Say not so!"</p>
<p>They even sent this same odious refrain back to
her from the street, as they departed with their
lovely companion; and, so tenuous is feminine
loyalty sometimes, under these stresses, Miss Fairchild
mingled her sweet, tantalizing young soprano
with their changing and cackling falsetto.</p>
<p>"Say not so, Florence! Oh, say not so! Say not
so!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_279" id="Page_279"></SPAN></span></p>
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