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<h2> CHAPTER XV </h2>
<p>Miss Crawford accepted the part very readily; and soon after Miss
Bertram's return from the Parsonage, Mr. Rushworth arrived, and another
character was consequently cast. He had the offer of Count Cassel and
Anhalt, and at first did not know which to chuse, and wanted Miss Bertram
to direct him; but upon being made to understand the different style of
the characters, and which was which, and recollecting that he had once
seen the play in London, and had thought Anhalt a very stupid fellow, he
soon decided for the Count. Miss Bertram approved the decision, for the
less he had to learn the better; and though she could not sympathise in
his wish that the Count and Agatha might be to act together, nor wait very
patiently while he was slowly turning over the leaves with the hope of
still discovering such a scene, she very kindly took his part in hand, and
curtailed every speech that admitted being shortened; besides pointing out
the necessity of his being very much dressed, and chusing his colours. Mr.
Rushworth liked the idea of his finery very well, though affecting to
despise it; and was too much engaged with what his own appearance would be
to think of the others, or draw any of those conclusions, or feel any of
that displeasure which Maria had been half prepared for.</p>
<p>Thus much was settled before Edmund, who had been out all the morning,
knew anything of the matter; but when he entered the drawing-room before
dinner, the buzz of discussion was high between Tom, Maria, and Mr. Yates;
and Mr. Rushworth stepped forward with great alacrity to tell him the
agreeable news.</p>
<p>"We have got a play," said he. "It is to be Lovers' Vows; and I am to be
Count Cassel, and am to come in first with a blue dress and a pink satin
cloak, and afterwards am to have another fine fancy suit, by way of a
shooting-dress. I do not know how I shall like it."</p>
<p>Fanny's eyes followed Edmund, and her heart beat for him as she heard this
speech, and saw his look, and felt what his sensations must be.</p>
<p>"Lovers' Vows!" in a tone of the greatest amazement, was his only reply to
Mr. Rushworth, and he turned towards his brother and sisters as if hardly
doubting a contradiction.</p>
<p>"Yes," cried Mr. Yates. "After all our debatings and difficulties, we find
there is nothing that will suit us altogether so well, nothing so
unexceptionable, as Lovers' Vows. The wonder is that it should not have
been thought of before. My stupidity was abominable, for here we have all
the advantage of what I saw at Ecclesford; and it is so useful to have
anything of a model! We have cast almost every part."</p>
<p>"But what do you do for women?" said Edmund gravely, and looking at Maria.</p>
<p>Maria blushed in spite of herself as she answered, "I take the part which
Lady Ravenshaw was to have done, and" (with a bolder eye) "Miss Crawford
is to be Amelia."</p>
<p>"I should not have thought it the sort of play to be so easily filled up,
with <i>us</i>," replied Edmund, turning away to the fire, where sat his
mother, aunt, and Fanny, and seating himself with a look of great
vexation.</p>
<p>Mr. Rushworth followed him to say, "I come in three times, and have
two-and-forty speeches. That's something, is not it? But I do not much
like the idea of being so fine. I shall hardly know myself in a blue dress
and a pink satin cloak."</p>
<p>Edmund could not answer him. In a few minutes Mr. Bertram was called out
of the room to satisfy some doubts of the carpenter; and being accompanied
by Mr. Yates, and followed soon afterwards by Mr. Rushworth, Edmund almost
immediately took the opportunity of saying, "I cannot, before Mr. Yates,
speak what I feel as to this play, without reflecting on his friends at
Ecclesford; but I must now, my dear Maria, tell <i>you</i>, that I think
it exceedingly unfit for private representation, and that I hope you will
give it up. I cannot but suppose you <i>will</i> when you have read it
carefully over. Read only the first act aloud to either your mother or
aunt, and see how you can approve it. It will not be necessary to send you
to your <i>father's</i> judgment, I am convinced."</p>
<p>"We see things very differently," cried Maria. "I am perfectly acquainted
with the play, I assure you; and with a very few omissions, and so forth,
which will be made, of course, I can see nothing objectionable in it; and
<i>I</i> am not the <i>only</i> young woman you find who thinks it very
fit for private representation."</p>
<p>"I am sorry for it," was his answer; "but in this matter it is <i>you</i>
who are to lead. <i>You</i> must set the example. If others have
blundered, it is your place to put them right, and shew them what true
delicacy is. In all points of decorum <i>your</i> conduct must be law to
the rest of the party."</p>
<p>This picture of her consequence had some effect, for no one loved better
to lead than Maria; and with far more good-humour she answered, "I am much
obliged to you, Edmund; you mean very well, I am sure: but I still think
you see things too strongly; and I really cannot undertake to harangue all
the rest upon a subject of this kind. <i>There</i> would be the greatest
indecorum, I think."</p>
<p>"Do you imagine that I could have such an idea in my head? No; let your
conduct be the only harangue. Say that, on examining the part, you feel
yourself unequal to it; that you find it requiring more exertion and
confidence than you can be supposed to have. Say this with firmness, and
it will be quite enough. All who can distinguish will understand your
motive. The play will be given up, and your delicacy honoured as it
ought."</p>
<p>"Do not act anything improper, my dear," said Lady Bertram. "Sir Thomas
would not like it.—Fanny, ring the bell; I must have my dinner.—To
be sure, Julia is dressed by this time."</p>
<p>"I am convinced, madam," said Edmund, preventing Fanny, "that Sir Thomas
would not like it."</p>
<p>"There, my dear, do you hear what Edmund says?"</p>
<p>"If I were to decline the part," said Maria, with renewed zeal, "Julia
would certainly take it."</p>
<p>"What!" cried Edmund, "if she knew your reasons!"</p>
<p>"Oh! she might think the difference between us—the difference in our
situations—that <i>she</i> need not be so scrupulous as <i>I</i>
might feel necessary. I am sure she would argue so. No; you must excuse
me; I cannot retract my consent; it is too far settled, everybody would be
so disappointed, Tom would be quite angry; and if we are so very nice, we
shall never act anything."</p>
<p>"I was just going to say the very same thing," said Mrs. Norris. "If every
play is to be objected to, you will act nothing, and the preparations will
be all so much money thrown away, and I am sure <i>that</i> would be a
discredit to us all. I do not know the play; but, as Maria says, if there
is anything a little too warm (and it is so with most of them) it can be
easily left out. We must not be over-precise, Edmund. As Mr. Rushworth is
to act too, there can be no harm. I only wish Tom had known his own mind
when the carpenters began, for there was the loss of half a day's work
about those side-doors. The curtain will be a good job, however. The maids
do their work very well, and I think we shall be able to send back some
dozens of the rings. There is no occasion to put them so very close
together. I <i>am</i> of some use, I hope, in preventing waste and making
the most of things. There should always be one steady head to superintend
so many young ones. I forgot to tell Tom of something that happened to me
this very day. I had been looking about me in the poultry-yard, and was
just coming out, when who should I see but Dick Jackson making up to the
servants' hall-door with two bits of deal board in his hand, bringing them
to father, you may be sure; mother had chanced to send him of a message to
father, and then father had bid him bring up them two bits of board, for
he could not no how do without them. I knew what all this meant, for the
servants' dinner-bell was ringing at the very moment over our heads; and
as I hate such encroaching people (the Jacksons are very encroaching, I
have always said so: just the sort of people to get all they can), I said
to the boy directly (a great lubberly fellow of ten years old, you know,
who ought to be ashamed of himself), '<i>I'll</i> take the boards to your
father, Dick, so get you home again as fast as you can.' The boy looked
very silly, and turned away without offering a word, for I believe I might
speak pretty sharp; and I dare say it will cure him of coming marauding
about the house for one while. I hate such greediness—so good as
your father is to the family, employing the man all the year round!"</p>
<p>Nobody was at the trouble of an answer; the others soon returned; and
Edmund found that to have endeavoured to set them right must be his only
satisfaction.</p>
<p>Dinner passed heavily. Mrs. Norris related again her triumph over Dick
Jackson, but neither play nor preparation were otherwise much talked of,
for Edmund's disapprobation was felt even by his brother, though he would
not have owned it. Maria, wanting Henry Crawford's animating support,
thought the subject better avoided. Mr. Yates, who was trying to make
himself agreeable to Julia, found her gloom less impenetrable on any topic
than that of his regret at her secession from their company; and Mr.
Rushworth, having only his own part and his own dress in his head, had
soon talked away all that could be said of either.</p>
<p>But the concerns of the theatre were suspended only for an hour or two:
there was still a great deal to be settled; and the spirits of evening
giving fresh courage, Tom, Maria, and Mr. Yates, soon after their being
reassembled in the drawing-room, seated themselves in committee at a
separate table, with the play open before them, and were just getting deep
in the subject when a most welcome interruption was given by the entrance
of Mr. and Miss Crawford, who, late and dark and dirty as it was, could
not help coming, and were received with the most grateful joy.</p>
<p>"Well, how do you go on?" and "What have you settled?" and "Oh! we can do
nothing without you," followed the first salutations; and Henry Crawford
was soon seated with the other three at the table, while his sister made
her way to Lady Bertram, and with pleasant attention was complimenting <i>her</i>.
"I must really congratulate your ladyship," said she, "on the play being
chosen; for though you have borne it with exemplary patience, I am sure
you must be sick of all our noise and difficulties. The actors may be
glad, but the bystanders must be infinitely more thankful for a decision;
and I do sincerely give you joy, madam, as well as Mrs. Norris, and
everybody else who is in the same predicament," glancing half fearfully,
half slyly, beyond Fanny to Edmund.</p>
<p>She was very civilly answered by Lady Bertram, but Edmund said nothing.
His being only a bystander was not disclaimed. After continuing in chat
with the party round the fire a few minutes, Miss Crawford returned to the
party round the table; and standing by them, seemed to interest herself in
their arrangements till, as if struck by a sudden recollection, she
exclaimed, "My good friends, you are most composedly at work upon these
cottages and alehouses, inside and out; but pray let me know my fate in
the meanwhile. Who is to be Anhalt? What gentleman among you am I to have
the pleasure of making love to?"</p>
<p>For a moment no one spoke; and then many spoke together to tell the same
melancholy truth, that they had not yet got any Anhalt. "Mr. Rushworth was
to be Count Cassel, but no one had yet undertaken Anhalt."</p>
<p>"I had my choice of the parts," said Mr. Rushworth; "but I thought I
should like the Count best, though I do not much relish the finery I am to
have."</p>
<p>"You chose very wisely, I am sure," replied Miss Crawford, with a
brightened look; "Anhalt is a heavy part."</p>
<p>"<i>The</i> <i>Count</i> has two-and-forty speeches," returned Mr.
Rushworth, "which is no trifle."</p>
<p>"I am not at all surprised," said Miss Crawford, after a short pause, "at
this want of an Anhalt. Amelia deserves no better. Such a forward young
lady may well frighten the men."</p>
<p>"I should be but too happy in taking the part, if it were possible," cried
Tom; "but, unluckily, the Butler and Anhalt are in together. I will not
entirely give it up, however; I will try what can be done—I will
look it over again."</p>
<p>"Your <i>brother</i> should take the part," said Mr. Yates, in a low
voice. "Do not you think he would?"</p>
<p>"<i>I</i> shall not ask him," replied Tom, in a cold, determined manner.</p>
<p>Miss Crawford talked of something else, and soon afterwards rejoined the
party at the fire.</p>
<p>"They do not want me at all," said she, seating herself. "I only puzzle
them, and oblige them to make civil speeches. Mr. Edmund Bertram, as you
do not act yourself, you will be a disinterested adviser; and, therefore,
I apply to <i>you</i>. What shall we do for an Anhalt? Is it practicable
for any of the others to double it? What is your advice?"</p>
<p>"My advice," said he calmly, "is that you change the play."</p>
<p>"<i>I</i> should have no objection," she replied; "for though I should not
particularly dislike the part of Amelia if well supported, that is, if
everything went well, I shall be sorry to be an inconvenience; but as they
do not chuse to hear your advice at <i>that</i> <i>table</i>" (looking
round), "it certainly will not be taken."</p>
<p>Edmund said no more.</p>
<p>"If <i>any</i> part could tempt <i>you</i> to act, I suppose it would be
Anhalt," observed the lady archly, after a short pause; "for he is a
clergyman, you know."</p>
<p>"<i>That</i> circumstance would by no means tempt me," he replied, "for I
should be sorry to make the character ridiculous by bad acting. It must be
very difficult to keep Anhalt from appearing a formal, solemn lecturer;
and the man who chuses the profession itself is, perhaps, one of the last
who would wish to represent it on the stage."</p>
<p>Miss Crawford was silenced, and with some feelings of resentment and
mortification, moved her chair considerably nearer the tea-table, and gave
all her attention to Mrs. Norris, who was presiding there.</p>
<p>"Fanny," cried Tom Bertram, from the other table, where the conference was
eagerly carrying on, and the conversation incessant, "we want your
services."</p>
<p>Fanny was up in a moment, expecting some errand; for the habit of
employing her in that way was not yet overcome, in spite of all that
Edmund could do.</p>
<p>"Oh! we do not want to disturb you from your seat. We do not want your <i>present</i>
services. We shall only want you in our play. You must be Cottager's
wife."</p>
<p>"Me!" cried Fanny, sitting down again with a most frightened look. "Indeed
you must excuse me. I could not act anything if you were to give me the
world. No, indeed, I cannot act."</p>
<p>"Indeed, but you must, for we cannot excuse you. It need not frighten you:
it is a nothing of a part, a mere nothing, not above half a dozen speeches
altogether, and it will not much signify if nobody hears a word you say;
so you may be as creep-mouse as you like, but we must have you to look
at."</p>
<p>"If you are afraid of half a dozen speeches," cried Mr. Rushworth, "what
would you do with such a part as mine? I have forty-two to learn."</p>
<p>"It is not that I am afraid of learning by heart," said Fanny, shocked to
find herself at that moment the only speaker in the room, and to feel that
almost every eye was upon her; "but I really cannot act."</p>
<p>"Yes, yes, you can act well enough for <i>us</i>. Learn your part, and we
will teach you all the rest. You have only two scenes, and as I shall be
Cottager, I'll put you in and push you about, and you will do it very
well, I'll answer for it."</p>
<p>"No, indeed, Mr. Bertram, you must excuse me. You cannot have an idea. It
would be absolutely impossible for me. If I were to undertake it, I should
only disappoint you."</p>
<p>"Phoo! Phoo! Do not be so shamefaced. You'll do it very well. Every
allowance will be made for you. We do not expect perfection. You must get
a brown gown, and a white apron, and a mob cap, and we must make you a few
wrinkles, and a little of the crowsfoot at the corner of your eyes, and
you will be a very proper, little old woman."</p>
<p>"You must excuse me, indeed you must excuse me," cried Fanny, growing more
and more red from excessive agitation, and looking distressfully at
Edmund, who was kindly observing her; but unwilling to exasperate his
brother by interference, gave her only an encouraging smile. Her entreaty
had no effect on Tom: he only said again what he had said before; and it
was not merely Tom, for the requisition was now backed by Maria, and Mr.
Crawford, and Mr. Yates, with an urgency which differed from his but in
being more gentle or more ceremonious, and which altogether was quite
overpowering to Fanny; and before she could breathe after it, Mrs. Norris
completed the whole by thus addressing her in a whisper at once angry and
audible—"What a piece of work here is about nothing: I am quite
ashamed of you, Fanny, to make such a difficulty of obliging your cousins
in a trifle of this sort—so kind as they are to you! Take the part
with a good grace, and let us hear no more of the matter, I entreat."</p>
<p>"Do not urge her, madam," said Edmund. "It is not fair to urge her in this
manner. You see she does not like to act. Let her chuse for herself, as
well as the rest of us. Her judgment may be quite as safely trusted. Do
not urge her any more."</p>
<p>"I am not going to urge her," replied Mrs. Norris sharply; "but I shall
think her a very obstinate, ungrateful girl, if she does not do what her
aunt and cousins wish her—very ungrateful, indeed, considering who
and what she is."</p>
<p>Edmund was too angry to speak; but Miss Crawford, looking for a moment
with astonished eyes at Mrs. Norris, and then at Fanny, whose tears were
beginning to shew themselves, immediately said, with some keenness, "I do
not like my situation: this <i>place</i> is too hot for me," and moved
away her chair to the opposite side of the table, close to Fanny, saying
to her, in a kind, low whisper, as she placed herself, "Never mind, my
dear Miss Price, this is a cross evening: everybody is cross and teasing,
but do not let us mind them"; and with pointed attention continued to talk
to her and endeavour to raise her spirits, in spite of being out of
spirits herself. By a look at her brother she prevented any farther
entreaty from the theatrical board, and the really good feelings by which
she was almost purely governed were rapidly restoring her to all the
little she had lost in Edmund's favour.</p>
<p>Fanny did not love Miss Crawford; but she felt very much obliged to her
for her present kindness; and when, from taking notice of her work, and
wishing <i>she</i> could work as well, and begging for the pattern, and
supposing Fanny was now preparing for her <i>appearance</i>, as of course
she would come out when her cousin was married, Miss Crawford proceeded to
inquire if she had heard lately from her brother at sea, and said that she
had quite a curiosity to see him, and imagined him a very fine young man,
and advised Fanny to get his picture drawn before he went to sea again—she
could not help admitting it to be very agreeable flattery, or help
listening, and answering with more animation than she had intended.</p>
<p>The consultation upon the play still went on, and Miss Crawford's
attention was first called from Fanny by Tom Bertram's telling her, with
infinite regret, that he found it absolutely impossible for him to
undertake the part of Anhalt in addition to the Butler: he had been most
anxiously trying to make it out to be feasible, but it would not do; he
must give it up. "But there will not be the smallest difficulty in filling
it," he added. "We have but to speak the word; we may pick and chuse. I
could name, at this moment, at least six young men within six miles of us,
who are wild to be admitted into our company, and there are one or two
that would not disgrace us: I should not be afraid to trust either of the
Olivers or Charles Maddox. Tom Oliver is a very clever fellow, and Charles
Maddox is as gentlemanlike a man as you will see anywhere, so I will take
my horse early to-morrow morning and ride over to Stoke, and settle with
one of them."</p>
<p>While he spoke, Maria was looking apprehensively round at Edmund in full
expectation that he must oppose such an enlargement of the plan as this:
so contrary to all their first protestations; but Edmund said nothing.
After a moment's thought, Miss Crawford calmly replied, "As far as I am
concerned, I can have no objection to anything that you all think
eligible. Have I ever seen either of the gentlemen? Yes, Mr. Charles
Maddox dined at my sister's one day, did not he, Henry? A quiet-looking
young man. I remember him. Let <i>him</i> be applied to, if you please,
for it will be less unpleasant to me than to have a perfect stranger."</p>
<p>Charles Maddox was to be the man. Tom repeated his resolution of going to
him early on the morrow; and though Julia, who had scarcely opened her
lips before, observed, in a sarcastic manner, and with a glance first at
Maria and then at Edmund, that "the Mansfield theatricals would enliven
the whole neighbourhood exceedingly," Edmund still held his peace, and
shewed his feelings only by a determined gravity.</p>
<p>"I am not very sanguine as to our play," said Miss Crawford, in an
undervoice to Fanny, after some consideration; "and I can tell Mr. Maddox
that I shall shorten some of <i>his</i> speeches, and a great many of <i>my</i>
<i>own</i>, before we rehearse together. It will be very disagreeable, and
by no means what I expected."</p>
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