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<h2> THE TALE OF JEMIMA PUDDLE-DUCK </h2>
<p>[A Farmyard Tale for<br/>
Ralph and Betsy]<br/></p>
<p>What a funny sight it is to see a<br/>
brood of ducklings with a hen!<br/>
<br/>
Listen to the story of Jemima<br/>
Puddle-duck, who was annoyed<br/>
because the farmer's wife would not<br/>
let her hatch her own eggs.<br/>
<br/>
Her sister-in-law, Mrs. Rebeccah<br/>
Puddle-duck, was perfectly willing to<br/>
leave the hatching to someone else—<br/>
"I have not the patience to sit on a<br/>
nest for twenty-eight days; and no<br/>
more have you, Jemima. You would<br/>
let them go cold; you know you<br/>
would!"<br/>
<br/>
"I wish to hatch my own eggs; I will<br/>
hatch them all by myself," quacked<br/>
Jemima Puddle-duck.<br/>
<br/>
She tried to hide her eggs; but they<br/>
were always found and carried off.<br/>
<br/>
Jemima Puddle-duck became quite<br/>
desperate. She determined to make a<br/>
nest right away from the farm.<br/></p>
<p>She set off on a fine spring<br/>
afternoon along the cart road that<br/>
leads over the hill.<br/>
<br/>
She was wearing a shawl and a<br/>
poke bonnet.<br/>
<br/>
When she reached the top of the<br/>
hill, she saw a wood in the distance.<br/>
<br/>
She thought that it looked a safe<br/>
quiet spot.<br/>
<br/>
Jemima Puddle-duck was not much<br/>
in the habit of flying. She ran downhill<br/>
a few yards flapping her shawl, and<br/>
then she jumped off into the air.<br/></p>
<p>She flew beautifully when she had<br/>
got a good start.<br/>
<br/>
She skimmed along over the<br/>
treetops until she saw an open place<br/>
in the middle of the wood, where the<br/>
trees and brushwood had been<br/>
cleared.<br/>
<br/>
Jemima alighted rather heavily and<br/>
began to waddle about in search of a<br/>
convenient dry nesting place. She<br/>
rather fancied a tree stump amongst<br/>
some tall foxgloves.<br/>
<br/>
But—seated upon the stump, she<br/>
was startled to find an elegantly<br/>
dressed gentleman reading a<br/>
newspaper. He had black prick ears<br/>
and sandy colored whiskers.<br/>
<br/>
"Quack?" said Jemima Puddle-<br/>
duck, with her head and her bonnet<br/>
on the one side—"Quack?"<br/>
<br/>
The gentleman raised his eyes<br/>
above his newspaper and looked<br/>
curiously at Jemima—<br/>
<br/>
"Madam, have you lost your way?"<br/>
said he. He had a long bushy tail<br/>
which he was sitting upon, as the<br/>
stump was somewhat damp.<br/>
<br/>
Jemima thought him mighty civil<br/>
and handsome. She explained that she<br/>
had not lost her way, but that she was<br/>
trying to find a convenient dry nesting<br/>
place.<br/></p>
<p>"Ah! is that so? Indeed!" said the<br/>
gentleman with sandy whiskers,<br/>
looking curiously at Jemima. He<br/>
folded up the newspaper and put it in<br/>
his coattail pocket.<br/>
<br/>
Jemima complained of the<br/>
superfluous hen.<br/>
<br/>
"Indeed! How interesting! I wish I<br/>
could meet with that fowl. I would<br/>
teach it to mind its own business!<br/>
<br/>
"But as to a nest—there is no<br/>
difficulty: I have a sackful of feathers<br/>
in my woodshed. No, my dear<br/>
madam, you will be in nobody's way.<br/>
You may sit there as long as you like,"<br/>
said the bushy long-tailed gentleman.<br/>
<br/>
He led the way to a very retired,<br/>
dismal-looking house amongst the<br/>
foxgloves.<br/>
<br/>
It was built of faggots and turf, and<br/>
there were two broken pails, one on<br/>
top of another, by way of a chimney.<br/>
<br/>
"This is my summer residence; you<br/>
would not find my earth—my winter<br/>
house—so convenient," said the<br/>
hospitable gentleman.<br/>
<br/>
There was a tumbledown shed at<br/>
the back of the house, made of old<br/>
soap boxes. The gentleman opened<br/>
the door and showed Jemima in.<br/></p>
<p>The shed was almost quite full of<br/>
feathers—it was almost suffocating;<br/>
but it was comfortable and very soft.<br/>
<br/>
Jemima Puddle-duck was rather<br/>
surprised to find such a vast quantity<br/>
of feathers. But it was very<br/>
comfortable; and she made a nest<br/>
without any trouble at all.<br/>
<br/>
When she came out, the sandy-<br/>
whiskered gentleman was sitting on a<br/>
log reading the newspaper—at least<br/>
he had it spread out, but he was<br/>
looking over the top of it.<br/>
<br/>
He was so polite that he seemed<br/>
almost sorry to let Jemima go home<br/>
for the night. He promised to take<br/>
great care of her nest until she came<br/>
back again the next day.<br/>
<br/>
He said he loved eggs and<br/>
ducklings; he should be proud to see a<br/>
fine nestful in his woodshed.<br/>
<br/>
Jemima Puddle-duck came every<br/>
afternoon; she laid nine eggs in the<br/>
nest. They were greeny white and very<br/>
large. The foxy gentleman admired<br/>
them immensely. He used to turn<br/>
them over and count them when<br/>
Jemima was not there.<br/>
<br/>
At last Jemima told him that she<br/>
intended to begin to sit next day—"and<br/>
I will bring a bag of corn with me, so<br/>
that I need never leave my nest until<br/>
the eggs are hatched. They might catch<br/>
cold," said the conscientious Jemima.<br/></p>
<p>"Madam, I beg you not to trouble<br/>
yourself with a bag; I will provide<br/>
oats. But before you commence your<br/>
tedious sitting, I intend to give you a<br/>
treat. Let us have a dinner party all to<br/>
ourselves!<br/>
<br/>
"May I ask you to bring up some<br/>
herbs from the farm garden to make<br/>
a savory omelet? Sage and thyme, and<br/>
mint and two onions, and some<br/>
parsley. I will provide lard for the<br/>
stuff—lard for the omelet," said the<br/>
hospitable gentleman with sandy<br/>
whiskers.<br/>
<br/>
Jemima Puddle-duck was a<br/>
simpleton: not even the mention of<br/>
sage and onions made her suspicious.<br/>
<br/>
She went round the farm garden,<br/>
nibbling off snippets of all the<br/>
different sorts of herbs that are used<br/>
for stuffing roast duck.<br/>
<br/>
And she waddled into the kitchen<br/>
and got two onions out of a basket.<br/>
<br/>
The collie dog Kep met her coming<br/>
out, "What are you doing with those<br/>
onions? Where do you go every<br/>
afternoon by yourself, Jemima<br/>
Puddle-duck?"<br/>
<br/>
Jemima was rather in awe of the<br/>
collie; she told him the whole story.<br/>
<br/>
The collie listened, with his wise<br/>
head on one side; he grinned when<br/>
she described the polite gentleman<br/>
with sandy whiskers.<br/></p>
<p>He asked several questions about<br/>
the wood and about the exact position<br/>
of the house and shed.<br/>
<br/>
Then he went out, and trotted<br/>
down the village. He went to look for<br/>
two foxhound puppies who were out<br/>
at walk with the butcher.<br/>
<br/>
Jemima Puddle-duck went up the<br/>
cart road for the last time, on a sunny<br/>
afternoon. She was rather burdened<br/>
with bunches of herbs and two onions<br/>
in a bag.<br/>
<br/>
She flew over the wood, and<br/>
alighted opposite the house of the<br/>
bushy long-tailed gentleman.<br/>
<br/>
He was sitting on a log; he sniffed<br/>
the air and kept glancing uneasily<br/>
round the wood. When Jemima<br/>
alighted he quite jumped.<br/>
<br/>
"Come into the house as soon as<br/>
you have looked at your eggs. Give me<br/>
the herbs for the omelet. Be sharp!"<br/>
<br/>
He was rather abrupt. Jemima<br/>
Puddle-duck had never heard him<br/>
speak like that.<br/>
<br/>
She felt surprised and uncomfortable.<br/>
<br/>
While she was inside she heard<br/>
pattering feet round the back of the<br/>
shed. Someone with a black nose<br/>
sniffed at the bottom of the door, and<br/>
them locked it.<br/>
<br/>
Jemima became much alarmed.<br/>
<br/>
A moment afterward there were<br/>
most awful noises—barking, baying,<br/>
growls and howls, squealing and<br/>
groans.<br/>
<br/>
And nothing more was ever seen of<br/>
that foxy-whiskered gentleman.<br/>
<br/>
Presently Kep opened the door of<br/>
the shed and let out Jemima Puddle-<br/>
duck.<br/>
<br/>
Unfortunately the puppies rushed<br/>
in and gobbled up all the eggs before<br/>
he could stop them.<br/>
<br/>
He had a bite on his ear, and both<br/>
the puppies were limping.<br/></p>
<p>Jemima Puddle-duck was escorted<br/>
home in tears on account of those<br/>
eggs.<br/>
<br/>
She laid some more in June, and she<br/>
was permitted to keep them herself:<br/>
but only four of them hatched.<br/>
<br/>
Jemima Puddle-duck said that it<br/>
was because of her nerves; but she<br/>
had always been a bad sitter.<br/></p>
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