<h2> <SPAN name="CONCLUSION" id="CONCLUSION"></SPAN>CONCLUSION. </h2>
<p><small><i>Table Rock—Table Bay—The Castle—Government and
Parliament—The Club—Dutch Mansions and their Hospitality—Dr.
John Barry and his Doings—On the Ship Norman—Madeira—Arrived
in Southampton<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></i></small></p>
<p><i>I have traveled more than anyone else, and I have noticed that even the
angels speak English with an accent.</i></p>
<p>—Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar.</p>
<p>I saw Table Rock, anyway—a majestic pile. It is 3,000 feet high. It
is also 17,000 feet high. These figures may be relied upon. I got them in
Cape Town from the two best-informed citizens, men who had made Table Rock
the study of their lives. And I saw Table Bay, so named for its levelness.
I saw the Castle—built by the Dutch East India Company three hundred
years ago—where the Commanding General lives; I saw St. Simon's Bay,
where the Admiral lives. I saw the Government, also the Parliament, where
they quarreled in two languages when I was there, and agreed in none. I
saw the club. I saw and explored the beautiful sea-girt drives that wind
about the mountains and through the paradise where the villas are: Also I
saw some of the fine old Dutch mansions, pleasant homes of the early
times, pleasant homes to-day, and enjoyed the privilege of their
hospitalities.</p>
<p>And just before I sailed I saw in one of them a quaint old picture which
was a link in a curious romance—a picture of a pale, intellectual
young man in a pink coat with a high black collar. It was a portrait of
Dr. James Barry, a military surgeon who came out to the Cape fifty years
ago with his regiment. He was a wild young fellow, and was guilty of
various kinds of misbehavior. He was several times reported to
headquarters in England, and it was in each case expected that orders
would come out to deal with him promptly and severely, but for some
mysterious reason no orders of any kind ever came back—nothing came
but just an impressive silence. This made him an imposing and uncanny
wonder to the town.</p>
<p>Next, he was promoted—away up. He was made Medical Superintendent
General, and transferred to India. Presently he was back at the Cape again
and at his escapades once more. There were plenty of pretty girls, but
none of them caught him, none of them could get hold of his heart;
evidently he was not a marrying man. And that was another marvel, another
puzzle, and made no end of perplexed talk. Once he was called in the
night, an obstetric service, to do what he could for a woman who was
believed to be dying. He was prompt and scientific, and saved both mother
and child. There are other instances of record which testify to his
mastership of his profession; and many which testify to his love of it and
his devotion to it. Among other adventures of his was a duel of a
desperate sort, fought with swords, at the Castle. He killed his man.</p>
<p>The child heretofore mentioned as having been saved by Dr. Barry so long
ago, was named for him, and still lives in Cape Town. He had Dr. Barry's
portrait painted, and gave it to the gentleman in whose old Dutch house I
saw it—the quaint figure in pink coat and high black collar.</p>
<p>The story seems to be arriving nowhere. But that is because I have not
finished. Dr. Barry died in Cape Town 30 years ago. It was then discovered
that he was <i>a woman</i>.</p>
<p>The legend goes that enquiries—soon silenced—developed the
fact that she was a daughter of a great English house, and that that was
why her Cape wildnesses brought no punishment and got no notice when
reported to the government at home. Her name was an alias. She had
disgraced herself with her people; so she chose to change her name and her
sex and take a new start in the world.</p>
<p>We sailed on the 15th of July in the Norman, a beautiful ship, perfectly
appointed. The voyage to England occupied a short fortnight, without a
stop except at Madeira. A good and restful voyage for tired people, and
there were several of us. I seemed to have been lecturing a thousand
years, though it was only a twelvemonth, and a considerable number of the
others were Reformers who were fagged out with their five months of
seclusion in the Pretoria prison.</p>
<p>Our trip around the earth ended at the Southampton pier, where we embarked
thirteen months before. It seemed a fine and large thing to have
accomplished—the circumnavigation of this great globe in that little
time, and I was privately proud of it. For a moment. Then came one of
those vanity-snubbing astronomical reports from the Observatory-people,
whereby it appeared that another great body of light had lately flamed up
in the remotenesses of space which was traveling at a gait which would
enable it to do all that I had done in a minute and a half. Human pride is
not worth while; there is always something lying in wait to take the wind
out of it.<br/> <br/> <br/> <br/></p>
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