<p><b>Feta and Casere</b></p>
<p>The Greeks have a name for it—Feta. Their neighbors
call it Greek cheese. Feta is to cheese what Hymettus is to
honey. The two together make ambrosial manna. Feta is soft and
as blinding white as a plate of fresh Ricotta smothered with
sour cream. The whiteness is preserved by shipping the cheese
all the way from Greece in kegs sloshing full of milk, the milk
being renewed from time to time. Having been cured in brine,
this great sheep-milk curd is slightly salty and somewhat
sharp, but superbly spicy.</p>
<p>When first we tasted it fresh from the keg with salty milk
dripping through our fingers, we gave it full marks. This was
at the Staikos Brothers Greek-import store on West 23rd Street
in Manhattan. We then compared Feta with thin wisps of its
grown-up brother, Casere. This gray and greasy, hard and
brittle palate-tickler of sheep's milk made us bleat for more
Feta.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Gorgonzola</b></p>
<p>Gorgonzola, least pretentious of the Blues triumvirate
(including Roquefort and Stilton) is nonetheless by common
consent monarch of all other Blues from Argentina to Denmark.
In England, indeed, many epicures consider Gorgonzola greater
than Stilton, which is the highest praise any cheese can get
there. <!-- Page 28 --><SPAN name="Page_28" id="Page_28"></SPAN>Like all great cheeses it has been widely
imitated, but never equaled. Imported Gorgonzola, when
fruity ripe, is still firm but creamy and golden inside with
rich green veins running through. Very pungent and highly
flavored, it is eaten sliced or crumbled to flavor salad
dressings, like Roquefort.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Hablé Crème Chantilly</b></p>
<p>The name Hablé Crème Chantilly sounds French,
but the cheese is Swedish and actually lives up to the blurb in
the imported package: "The overall characteristic is
indescribable and delightful freshness."</p>
<p>This exclusive product of the Walk Gärd Creamery was
hailed by Sheila Hibben in <i>The New Yorker</i> of May 6,
1950, as enthusiastically as Brillat-Savarin would have greeted
a new dish, or the Planetarium a new star:</p>
<div class="blockquot">
<p>Endeavoring to be as restrained as I can, I shall merely
suggest that the arrival of Crème Chantilly is a
historic event and that in reporting on it I feel something
of the responsibility that the contemporaries of Madame
Harel, the famous cheese-making lady of Normandy, must have
felt when they were passing judgment on the first
Camembert.</p>
</div>
<p>Miss Hibben goes on to say that only a fromage à la
crème made in Quebec had come anywhere near her
impression of the new Swedish triumph. She quotes the last word
from the makers themselves: "This is a very special product
that has never been made on this earth before," and speaks of
"the elusive flavor of mushrooms" before summing up, "the
exquisitely textured curd and the unexpectedly fresh flavor
combine to make it one of the most subtly enjoyable foods that
have come my way in a long time."</p>
<p>And so say we—all of us.</p>
<p><!-- Page 29 --><SPAN name="Page_29" id="Page_29"></SPAN> </p>
<p><b>Hand Cheese</b></p>
<p>Hand cheese has this niche in our Cheese Hall of Fame not
because we consider it great, but because it is usually
included among the eighteen varieties on which the hundreds of
others are based. It is named from having been molded into its
final shape by hand. Universally popular with Germanic races,
it is too strong for the others. To our mind, Hand cheese never
had anything that Allgäuer or Limburger hasn't improved
upon.</p>
<p>It is the only cheese that is commonly melted into steins of
beer and drunk instead of eaten. It is usually studded with
caraway seeds, the most natural spice for curds.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Limburger</b></p>
<p>Limburger has always been popular in America, ever since it
was brought over by German-American immigrants; but England
never took to it. This is eloquently expressed in the following
entry in the English <i>Encyclopedia of Practical
Cookery</i>:</p>
<div class="blockquot">
<p>Limburger cheese is chiefly famous for its pungently
offensive odor. It is made from skimmed milk, and allowed
to partially decompose before pressing. It is very little
known in this country, and might be less so with advantage
to consumers.</p>
</div>
<p>But this is libel. Butter-soft and sapid, Limburger has
brought gustatory pleasure to millions of hardy gastronomes
since it came to light in the province of Lüttich in
Belgium. It has been Americanized for almost a century and is
by now one of the very few cheeses successfully imitated here,
chiefly in New York and Wisconsin.</p>
<p>Early Wisconsiners will never forget the Limburger Rebellion
in Green County, when the people rose in protest against the
Limburger caravan that was accustomed to park in the little
town <!-- Page 30 --><SPAN name="Page_30" id="Page_30"></SPAN>of Monroe where it was marketed. They
threatened to stage a modern Boston Tea Party and dump the
odoriferous bricks in the river, when five or six wagonloads
were left ripening in the sun in front of the town bank. The
Limburger was finally stored safely underground.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Livarot</b></p>
<p>Livarot has been described as decadent, "The very Verlaine
of them all," and Victor Meusy personifies it in a poem
dedicated to all the great French cheeses, of which we give a
free translation:</p>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<span>In the dog days<br/></span> <span>In its
overflowing dish<br/></span> <span>Livarot
gesticulates<br/></span> <span>Or weeps like a
child.<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Münster</b></p>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<span>At the diplomatic banquet<br/></span> <span>One
must choose his piece.<br/></span> <span>All is
politics,<br/></span> <span>A cheese and a
flag.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span>You annoy the Russians<br/></span> <span>If you
take Chester;<br/></span> <span>You irritate the
Prussians<br/></span> <span>In choosing
Münster.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="auth">Victor Meusy<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>Like Limburger, this male cheese, often caraway-flavored,
does not fare well in England. Although over here we consider
Münster far milder than Limburger, the English writer Eric
Weir in <i>When Madame Cooks</i> will have none of it:</p>
<p><!-- Page 31 --><SPAN name="Page_31" id="Page_31"></SPAN> I cannot think why this cheese was not
thrown from the aeroplanes during the war to spread panic
amongst enemy troops. It would have proved far more
efficacious than those nasty deadly gases that kill people
permanently.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Neufchâtel</b></p>
<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<span>If the cream cheese be white<br/></span>
<span>Far fairer the hands that made them.<br/></span></div>
<div class="stanza">
<span class="auth">Arthur Hugh Clough<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>Although originally from Normandy, Neufchâtel, like
Limburger, was so long ago welcomed to America and made so
splendidly at home here that we may consider it our very own.
All we have against it is that it has served as the model for
too many processed abominations.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Parmesan, Romano, Pecorino, Pecorino Romano</b></p>
<p>Parmesan when young, soft and slightly crumbly is eaten on
bread. But when well aged, let us say up to a century, it
becomes Rock of Gibraltar of cheeses and really suited for
grating. It is easy to believe that the so-called "Spanish
cheese" used as a barricade by Americans in Nicaragua almost a
century ago was none other than the almost indestructible
Grana, as Parmesan is called in Italy.</p>
<p>The association between cheese and battling began in B.C.
days with the Jews and Romans, who fed cheese to their soldiers
not only for its energy value but as a convenient form of
rations, since every army travels on its stomach and can't go
faster than its impedimenta. The last notable mention of cheese
in war was the name of the <i>Monitor</i>: "A cheese box on a
raft."</p>
<p>Romano is not as expensive as Parmesan, although it is as
friable, sharp and tangy for flavoring, especially for soups
such as <!-- Page 32 --><SPAN name="Page_32" id="Page_32"></SPAN>onion and minestrone. It is brittle and
just off-white when well aged.</p>
<p>Although made of sheep's milk, Pecorino is classed with both
Parmesan and Romano. All three are excellently imitated in
Argentina. Romano and Pecorino Romano are interchangeable names
for the strong, medium-sharp and piquant Parmesan types that
sell for considerably less. Most of it is now shipped from
Sardinia. There are several different kinds: Pecorino Dolce
(sweet), Sardo Tuscano, and Pecorino Romano Cacio, which
relates it to Caciocavallo.</p>
<p>Kibitzers complain that some of the cheaper types of
Pecorino are soapy, but fans give it high praise. Gillian F.,
in her "Letter from Italy" in Osbert Burdett's delectable
<i>Little Book of Cheese</i>, writes:</p>
<div class="blockquot">
<p>Out in the orchard, my companion, I don't remember how,
had provided the miracle: a flask of wine, a loaf of bread
and a slab of fresh Pecorino cheese (there wasn't any
"thou" for either) ... But that cheese was Paradise; and
the flask was emptied, and a wood dove cooing made you
think that the flask's contents were in a crystal goblet
instead of an enamel cup ... one only ... and the cheese
broken with the fingers ... a cheese of cheeses.</p>
</div>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Pont L'Evêque</b></p>
<p>This semisoft, medium-strong, golden-tinted French classic
made since the thirteenth century, is definitely a dessert
cheese whose excellence is brought out best by a sound claret
or tawny port.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Port-Salut</b> (<i>See</i> <b>Trappist</b>)</p>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Provolone</b></p>
<p>Within recent years Provolone has taken America by storm, as
Camembert, Roquefort, Swiss, Limburger, Neufchâtel and
such <!-- Page 33 --><SPAN name="Page_33" id="Page_33"></SPAN>great ones did long before. But it has not
been successfully imitated here because the original is made
of rich water-buffalo milk unattainable in the Americas.</p>
<p>With Caciocavallo, this mellow, smoky flavorsome delight is
put up in all sorts of artistic forms, red-cellophaned apples,
pears, bells, a regular zoo of animals, and in all sorts of
sizes, up to a monumental hundred-pound bas-relief imported for
exhibition purposes by Phil Alpert.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Roquefort</b></p>
<p>Homage to this <i>fromage!</i> Long hailed as <i>le roi</i>
Roquefort, it has filled books and booklets beyond count. By
the miracle of <i>Penicillium Roqueforti</i> a new cheese was
made. It is placed historically back around the eighth century
when Charlemagne was found picking out the green spots of
Persillé with the point of his knife, thinking them
decay. But the monks of Saint-Gall, who were his hosts,
recorded in their annals that when they regaled him with
Roquefort (because it was Friday and they had no fish) they
also made bold to tell him he was wasting the best part of the
cheese. So he tasted again, found the advice excellent and
liked it so well he ordered two <i>caisses</i> of it sent every
year to his palace at Aix-la-Chapelle. He also suggested that
it be cut in half first, to make sure it was well veined with
blue, and then bound up with a wooden fastening.</p>
<p>Perhaps he hoped the wood would protect the cheeses from
mice and rats, for the good monks of Saint-Gall couldn't be
expected to send an escort of cats from their chalky caves to
guard them—even for Charlemagne. There is no telling how
many cats were mustered out in the caves, in those early days,
but a recent census put the number at five hundred. We can
readily imagine the head handler in the caves leading a night
inspection with a candle, followed by his chief taster and a
regiment of cats. While the Dutch and other makers of cheese
also employ cats to patrol <!-- Page 34 --><SPAN name="Page_34" id="Page_34"></SPAN>their storage caves, Roquefort holds the
record for number. An interesting point in this connection
is that as rats and mice pick only the prime cheeses, a
gnawed one is not thrown away but greatly prized.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Sapsago, Schabziger or Swiss Green Cheese</b></p>
<p>The name Sapsago is a corruption of Schabziger, German for
whey cheese. It's a hay cheese, flavored heavily with melilot,
a kind of clover that's also grown for hay. It comes from
Switzerland in a hard, truncated cone wrapped in a piece of
paper that says:</p>
<div class="blockquot">
<p> To be used grated only<br/>
Genuine Swiss Green Cheese<br/>
Made of skimmed milk and herbs</p>
<p>To the housewives! Do you want a change in your meals?
Try the contents of this wrapper! Delicious as spreading
mixed with butter, excellent for flavoring eggs, macaroni,
spaghetti, potatoes, soup, etc. Can be used in place of any
other cheese. <i>Do not take too much, you might spoil the
flavor</i>.</p>
</div>
<p>We put this wrapper among our papers, sealed it tight in an
envelope, and to this day, six months later, the scent of
Sapsago clings 'round it still.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Stilton</b></p>
<div class="blockquot">
<p><i>Honor for Cheeses</i></p>
<p>Literary and munching circles in London are putting
quite a lot of thought into a proposed memorial to Stilton
cheese. There is a Stilton Memorial Committee, with Sir
John Squire at the head, and already the boys are
fighting.</p>
<p><!-- Page 35 --><SPAN name="Page_35" id="Page_35"></SPAN> One side, led by Sir John, is all for
a monument.</p>
<p>This, presumably, would not be a replica of Stilton
itself, although Mr. Epstein could probably hack out a
pretty effective cheese-shaped figure and call it
"Dolorosa."</p>
<p>The monument-boosters plan a figure of Mrs. Paulet, who
first introduced Stilton to England. (Possibly a group
showing Mrs. Paulet holding a young Stilton by the hand and
introducing it, while the Stilton curtsies.)</p>
<p>T.S. Eliot does not think that anyone would look at a
monument, but wants to establish a Foundation for the
Preservation of Ancient Cheeses. The practicability of this
plan would depend largely on the site selected for the
treasure house and the cost of obtaining a curator who
could, or would, give his whole time to the work.</p>
<p>Mr. J.A. Symonds, who is secretary of the committee,
agrees with Mr. Eliot that a simple statue is not the best
form.</p>
<p>"I should like," he says, "something
irrelevant—gargoyles, perhaps."</p>
<p>I think that Mr. Symonds has hit on something there.</p>
<p>I would suggest, if we Americans can pitch into this
great movement, some gargoyles designed by Mr. Rube
Goldberg.</p>
<p>If the memorial could be devised so as to take on an
international scope, an exchange fellowship might be
established between England and America, although the
exchange, in the case of Stilton, would have to be all on
England's side.</p>
<p>We might be allowed to furnish the money, however, while
England furnishes the cheese.</p>
<p>There is a very good precedent for such a bargain
between the two countries.</p>
<p class="author">Robert Benchley, in<br/>
<i>After 1903—What?</i></p>
</div>
<p>When all seems lost in England there is still Stilton, an
endless after-dinner conversation piece to which England points
with pride. For a sound appreciation of this cheese see Clifton
Fadiman's introduction to this book.</p>
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<p><b>Taleggio and Bel Paese</b></p>
<p>When the great Italian cheese-maker, Galbini, first exported
Bel Paese some years ago, it was an eloquent ambassador to
America. But as the years went on and imitations were made in
many lands, Galbini deemed it wise to set up his own factory in
<i>our</i> beautiful country. However, the domestic Bel Paese
and a minute one-pounder called Bel Paesino just didn't have
that old Alpine zest. They were no better than the German copy
called Schönland, after the original, or the French Fleur
des Alpes.</p>
<p>Mel Fino was a blend of Bel Paese and Gorgonzola. It perked
up the market for a full, fruity cheese with snap. Then Galbini
hit the jackpot with his Taleggio that fills the need for the
sharpest, most sophisticated pungence of them all.</p>
<p> </p>
<p><b>Trappist, Port-Salut, or Port du Salut, and Oka</b></p>
<p>In spite of its name Trappist is no rat-trap commoner.
Always of the elect, and better known as Port-Salut or Port du
Salut from the original home of the Trappist monks in their
chief French abbey, it is also set apart from the ordinary
Canadians under the name of Oka, from the Trappist monastery
there. It is made by Trappist monks all over the world,
according to the original secret formula, and by Trappist
Cistercian monks at the Abbey of Gethsemani Trappist in
Kentucky.</p>
<p>This is a soft cheese, creamy and of superb flavor. You
can't go wrong if you look for the monastery name stamped on,
such as Harzé in Belgium, Mont-des-Cats in Flanders,
Sainte Anne d'Auray in Brittany, and so forth.</p>
<p>Last but not least, a commercial Port-Salut entirely without
benefit of clergy or monastery is made in Milwaukee under the
Lion Brand. It is one of the finest American cheeses in which
we have ever sunk a fang.</p>
<p> </p>
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