<h2>XXIII</h2>
<h3>MR. DEER MOUSE IS TIMID</h3>
<p>Benny Badger began to lose patience
with the deer mouse. He was one of the
most timid persons Benny had ever seen.
And Benny was on the point of telling him
that he hadn't even the courage of a
prairie dog.</p>
<p>But suddenly a new idea flashed into
his head. He thought he knew what was
troubling Mr. Deer Mouse.</p>
<p>"When I asked you to join me at breakfast
I didn't mean what you thought I
did," Benny announced. "You thought—didn't
you?—that I meant to breakfast
on <i>you</i>."<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_110" id="Page_110"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>Mr. Deer Mouse admitted faintly that
he had had some such notion.</p>
<p>"How ridiculous!" Benny Badger
cried. "Why, you're so quick that I could
chase you all day—and all night, too—without
catching you. You're too spry for
me. So we might as well put such an idea
out of our minds."</p>
<p>Benny Badger sighed as he spoke. And
he couldn't help noticing, once more, how
very, very plump Mr. Deer Mouse was.</p>
<p>"What I meant by your joining me at
a good meal was simply this," he continued:
"If you'll only stay with me, and
follow me quietly wherever I go, there's
a good chance that you'll have a bone to
gnaw before a great while."</p>
<p>All that seemed very pleasant to the
deer mouse.</p>
<p>"Thank you ever so much!" he murmured.
"I'll be glad to accept your invi<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_111" id="Page_111"></SPAN></span>tation,
so long as we aren't going to
breakfast inside your new home."</p>
<p>So they set out. And for a time Mr.
Deer Mouse followed Benny Badger all
around the neighborhood.</p>
<p>Though Benny kept a sharp watch on
all sides, he couldn't see anything—or anybody—that
promised a meal. And he decided
at last that he would have to make
a change of some sort in his plans.</p>
<p>So he sat down and beckoned to Mr.
Deer Mouse to move nearer.</p>
<p>"You go ahead of me, and I'll follow
you," he said. "You're smaller than I
am, and perhaps you won't frighten the
game the way I do."</p>
<p>Mr. Deer Mouse did not seem to care
for the suggestion.</p>
<p>"You might make a mistake," he objected.
"If I went ahead of you, you
might think that I was the game. And<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_112" id="Page_112"></SPAN></span>
there might be a terrible accident."</p>
<p>Benny Badger sniffed.</p>
<p>"Nonsense!" he cried. "If I did make
such a mistake, I promise you that I
wouldn't let it happen more than once."</p>
<p>But the deer mouse proved to be a stubborn
chap. He declined flatly to do as
Benny wanted.</p>
<p>"Very well!" said Benny Badger gruffly.
"I'm sorry that you don't care to
make things as pleasant as possible for a
newcomer. Where I used to live, people
couldn't do enough for me."</p>
<p>"I believe you," Mr. Deer Mouse retorted.
"In fact, I've heard that a man
even set a trap for you, right in your own
doorway."</p>
<p>Of course, that news came to Benny
Badger as a great surprise. He had had
no idea that Mr. Deer Mouse knew anything
about him.<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_113" id="Page_113"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Somebody has been gossiping!" Benny
Badger growled angrily. "Who told you
that?"</p>
<p>"Goodness me! Everybody has heard
about it," Mr. Deer Mouse replied.
"Don't you know that news travels fast
over the plains?"</p>
<p>"Does it travel as fast as I do?" Benny
Badger asked him suddenly.</p>
<p>Before the words were out of his mouth
he leaped at Mr. Deer Mouse. And for
one as heavy as he was, Benny leaped
with surprising swiftness.</p>
<p>But quick as he was, he was too slow to
catch Mr. Deer Mouse napping. That
nimble fellow seemed to melt away right
beneath Benny Badger's paws.</p>
<p>For one moment Benny was sure he had
him. And the next moment he was sure
he hadn't.</p>
<p>He couldn't see his small neighbor any<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_114" id="Page_114"></SPAN></span>where.
In fact, it was a whole week before
Benny Badger set his eyes on him
again. And to Benny's amazement, Mr.
Deer Mouse was just as polite as ever.
He asked Benny how he liked his new
home, and if he had found the people in
the neighborhood as pleasant as he had
expected.</p>
<p>"My house is a fine one," Benny told
him. "And I dare say the neighborhood
is as good as I could expect. Certainly
there's a plenty of Gophers and Prairie
Dogs here."</p>
<p>"I suppose"—said Mr. Deer Mouse—"I
suppose some of them join you at
breakfast every morning."</p>
<p>Benny Badger looked at him sharply.
He was all ready to get angry. But Mr.
Deer Mouse was so polite, and seemed so
respectful, that Benny was ashamed to
lose his temper.<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_115" id="Page_115"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>He actually winked at Mr. Deer Mouse.
And he felt more cheerful than he had
since the rancher spoke ill of him.</p>
<p>"I'm glad I moved," he told Mr. Deer
Mouse. "This is a fine place. I'm going
to live here the rest of my life."</p>
<p>And he did.</p>
<h3>THE END</h3>
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