<h3>THE IDIOT</h3>
<p>William Froyle, ostler at the Queen's Arms at Moorthorne, took
the letter, and, with a curt nod which stifled the loquacity of the
village postman, went at once from the yard into the coach-house.
He had recognised the hand-writing on the envelope, and the
recognition of it gave form and quick life to all the vague
suspicions that had troubled him some months before, and again
during the last few days. He felt suddenly the near approach of a
frightful calamity which had long been stealing towards him.</p>
<p>A wire-sheathed lantern, set on a rough oaken table, cast a
wavering light round the coach-house, and dimly showed the inner
stable. Within the latter could just be distinguished the
mottled-gray flanks of a fat cob which dragged its chain
occasionally, making <SPAN name='Page194' id="Page194"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">194</span> the large slow
movements of a horse comfortably lodged in its stall. The pleasant
odour of animals and hay filled the wide spaces of the shed, and
through the half-open door came a fresh thin mist rising from the
rain-soaked yard in the November evening.</p>
<p>Froyle sat down on the oaken table, his legs dangling, and
looked again at the envelope before opening it. He was a man about
thirty years of age, with a serious and thoughtful, rather heavy
countenance. He had a long light moustache, and his skin was a
fresh, rosy salmon colour; his straw-tinted hair was cut very
short, except over the forehead, where it grew full and bushy.
Dressed in his rough stable corduroys, his forearms bare and white,
he had all the appearance of the sturdy Englishman, the sort of
Englishman that crosses the world in order to find vent for his
taciturn energy on virgin soils. From the whole village he
commanded and received respect. He was known for a scholar, and it
was his scholarship which had obtained for him the proud position
of secretary to the provident society styled the Queen's Arms Slate
Club. His respectability and his learning combined <SPAN name=
'Page195' id="Page195"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">195</span> had
enabled him to win with dignity the hand of Susie Trimmer, the
grocer's daughter, to whom he had been engaged about a year. The
village could not make up its mind concerning that match; without
doubt it was a social victory for Froyle, but everyone wondered
that so sedate and sagacious a man should have seen in Susie a
suitable mate.</p>
<p>He tore open the envelope with his huge forefinger, and, bending
down towards the lantern, began to read the letter. It ran:</p>
<div class='blockquote'>
<p>'OLDCASTLE STREET,</p>
<p>'BURSLEY.</p>
<p>'DEAR WILL,</p>
<p>'I asked father to tell you, but he would not. He said I must
write. Dear Will, I hope you will never see me again. As you will
see by the above address, I am now at Aunt Penrose's at Bursley.
She is awful angry, but I was obliged to leave the village because
of my shame. I have been a wicked girl. It was in July. You know
the man, because you asked me about him one Sunday night. He is no
good. He is a villain. Please forget all about me. I want to go to
London. So many people know me here, and <SPAN name='Page196' id="Page196"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">196</span> what with people
coming in from the village, too. Please forgive me.</p>
<p>'S. TRIMMER.'</p>
</div>
<p>After reading the letter a second time, Froyle folded it up and
put it in his pocket. Beyond a slight unaccustomed pallor of the
red cheeks, he showed no sign of emotion. Before the arrival of the
postman he had been cleaning his master's bicycle, which stood
against the table. To this he returned. Kneeling down in some fresh
straw, he used his dusters slowly and patiently—rubbing, then
stopping to examine the result, and then rubbing again. When the
machine was polished to his satisfaction, he wheeled it carefully
into the stable, where it occupied a stall next to that of the cob.
As he passed back again, the animal leisurely turned its head and
gazed at Froyle with its large liquid eyes. He slapped the immense
flank. Content, the animal returned to its feed, and the weighted
chain ran down with a rattle.</p>
<p>The fortnightly meeting of the Slate Club was to take place at
eight o'clock that evening. Froyle had employed part of the
afternoon in <SPAN name='Page197' id="Page197"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">197</span> making ready his books for the event, to him
always so solemn and ceremonious; and the affairs of the club were
now prominent in his mind. He was sorry that it would be impossible
for him to attend the meeting; fortunately, all the usual
preliminaries were complete.</p>
<p>He took a piece of notepaper from a little hanging cupboard,
and, sprawling across the table, began to write under the lantern.
The pencil seemed a tiny toy in his thick roughened fingers:</p>
<div class='blockquote'>
<p>'<i>To Mr. Andrew McCall, Chairman Queen's Arms Slate
Club</i>.</p>
<p>'DEAR SIR,</p>
<p>'I regret to inform you that I shall not be at the meeting
to-night. You will find the' books in order....'</p>
</div>
<p>Here he stopped, biting the end of the pencil in thought. He put
down the pencil and stepped hastily out of the stable, across the
yard, and into the hotel. In the large room, the room where
cyclists sometimes took tea and cold meat during the summer season,
the <SPAN name='Page198' id="Page198"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">198</span> long deal table and the double line of oaken
chairs stood ready for the meeting. A fire burnt warmly in the big
grate, and the hanging lamp had been lighted. On the wall was a
large card containing the rules of the club, which had been written
out in a fair hand by the schoolmaster. It was to this card that
Froyle went. Passing his thumb down the card, he paused at Rule
VII.:</p>
<div class='blockquote'>
<p>'Each member shall, on the death of another member, pay 1s. for
benefit of widow or nominee of deceased, same to be paid within one
month after notice given.'</p>
<p>'Or nominee—nominee,' he murmured reflectively, staring at
the card. He mechanically noticed, what he had noticed often before
with disdain, that the chairman had signed the rules without the
use of capitals.</p>
<p>He went back to the dusk of the coach-house to finish his
letter, still murmuring the word 'nominee,' of whose meaning he was
not quite sure:</p>
<p>'I request that the money due to me from the Slate Club on my
death shall be paid to <SPAN name='Page199' id="Page199"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">199</span> my nominee, Miss
Susan Trimmer, now staying with her aunt, Mrs. Penrose, at
Bursley.</p>
<p>'Yours respectfully,</p>
<p>'WILLIAM FROYLE.'</p>
</div>
<p>After further consideration he added:</p>
<div class='blockquote'>
<p>'P.S.—My annual salary of sixpence per member would be due
at the end of December. If so be the members would pay that, or
part of it, should they consider the same due, to Susan Trimmer as
well, I should be thankful.—Yours resp, W.F.'</p>
</div>
<p>He put the letter in an envelope, and, taking it to the large
room, laid it carefully at the end of the table opposite the
chairman's seat. Once more he returned to the coach-house. From the
hanging cupboard he now produced a piece of rope. Standing on the
table he could just reach, by leaning forward, a hook in the
ceiling, that was sometimes used for the slinging of bicycles. With
difficulty he made the rope fast to the hook. Putting a noose on
the other end, he tightened it round his neck. He looked up at the
ceiling and down at the floor in order to judge whether the rope
was short enough.</p>
<p><SPAN name='Page200' id="Page200"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">200</span> 'Good-bye, Susan, and everyone,' he whispered,
and then stepped off the table.</p>
<p>The tense rope swung him by his neck halfway across the
coach-house. He swung twice to and fro, but as he passed under the
hook for the fifth time his toes touched the floor. The rope had
stretched. In another second he was standing firm on the floor,
purple and panting, but ignominiously alive.</p>
<p>'Good-even to you, Mr. Froyle. Be you committing suicide?' The
tones were drawling, uncertain, mildly astonished.</p>
<p>He turned round hastily, his hands busy with the rope, and saw
in the doorway the figure of Daft Jimmy, the Moorthorne idiot.</p>
<p>He hesitated before speaking, but he was not confused. No one
could have been confused before Daft Jimmy. Neither man nor woman
in the village considered his presence more than that of a cat.</p>
<p>'Yes, I am,' he said.</p>
<p>The middle-aged idiot regarded him with a vague, interested
smile, and came into the coach-house.</p>
<p>'You'n gotten the rope too long, Mr. Froyle. Let me help
you.'</p>
<p><SPAN name='Page201' id="Page201"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">201</span> Froyle calmly assented. He stood on the table,
and the two rearranged the noose and made it secure. As they did so
the idiot gossiped:</p>
<p>'I was going to Bursley to-night to buy me a pair o' boots, and
when I was at top o' th' hill I remembered as I'd forgotten the
measure o' my feet. So I ran back again for it. Then I saw the
light in here, and I stepped up to bid ye good-evening.'</p>
<p>Someone had told him the ancient story of the fool and his
boots, and, with the pride of an idiot in his idiocy, he had
determined that it should be related of himself.</p>
<p>Froyle was silent.</p>
<p>The idiot laughed with a dry cackle.</p>
<p>'Now you go,' said Froyle, when the rope was fixed.</p>
<p>'Let me see ye do it,' the idiot pleaded with pathetic eyes.</p>
<p>'No; out you get!'</p>
<p>Protesting, the idiot went forth, and his irregular clumsy
footsteps sounded on the pebble-paved yard. When the noise of them
ceased in the soft roadway, Froyle jumped off the table again.
Gradually his body, like a <SPAN name='Page202' id="Page202"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">202</span> stopping pendulum,
came to rest under the hook, and hung twitching, with strange
disconnected movements. The horse in the stable, hearing
unaccustomed noises, rattled his chain and stamped about in the
straw of his box.</p>
<p>Furtive steps came down the yard again, and Daft Jimmy peeped
into the coach-house.</p>
<p>'He done it! he done it!' the idiot cried gleefully. 'Damned if
he hasna'.' He slapped his leg and almost danced. The body still
twitched occasionally. 'He done it!'</p>
<p>'Done what, Daft Jimmy? You're making a fine noise there! Done
what?'</p>
<p>The idiot ran out of the stable. At the side-entrance to the
hotel stood the barmaid, the outline of her fine figure distinct
against the light from within.</p>
<p>The idiot continued to laugh.</p>
<p>'Done what?' the girl repeated, calling out across the dark yard
in clear, pleasant tones of amused inquiry. 'Done what?'</p>
<p>'What's that to you, Miss Tucker?'</p>
<p>'Now, none of your sauce, Daft Jimmy! Is Willie Froyle in
there?'</p>
<p>The idiot roared with laughter.</p>
<p>'Yes, he is, miss.'</p>
<p><SPAN name='Page203' id="Page203"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">203</span> 'Well, tell him his master wants him. I don't
want to cross this mucky, messy yard.'</p>
<p>'Yes, miss.'</p>
<p>The girl closed the door.</p>
<p>The idiot went into the coach-house, and, slapping William's
body in a friendly way so that it trembled on the rope, he
spluttered out between his laughs:</p>
<p>'Master wants ye, Mr. Froyle.'</p>
<p>Then he walked out into the village street, and stood looking up
the muddy road, still laughing quietly. It was quite dark, but the
moon aloft in the clear sky showed the highway with its shining
ruts leading in a straight line over the hill to Bursley.</p>
<p>'Them shoes!' the idiot ejaculated suddenly. 'Well, I be an
idiot, and that's true! They can take the measure from my feet, and
I never thought on it till this minute!'</p>
<p>Laughing again, he set off at a run up the hill.</p>
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