<h3>TIDDY-FOL-LOL</h3>
<p>It was the dinner-hour, and a group of ragged and clay-soiled
apprentice boys were making a great noise in the yard of Henry
Mynors and Co.'s small, compact earthenware manufactory up at Toft
End. Toft End caps the ridge to the east of Bursley; and Bursley,
which has been the home of the potter for ten centuries, is the
most ancient of the Five Towns in Staffordshire. The boys, dressed
for the most part in shirt, trousers, and boots, all equally ragged
and insecure, were playing at prison-bars.</p>
<p>Soon the game ended abruptly in a clamorous dispute upon a point
of law, and it was not recommenced. The dispute dying a natural
death, the tireless energies of the boys needed a fresh outlet.
Inspired by a common instinct, they began at once to bait one of
their number, <SPAN name='Page180' id="Page180"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">180</span> a slight youngster of twelve years, much
better clothed than the rest, who had adventurously strolled in
from a neighbouring manufactory. This child answered their jibes in
an amiable, silly, drawling tone which seemed to justify the
epithet 'Loony,' frequently applied to him. Now and then he
stammered; and then companions laughed loud, and he with them. It
was known that several years ago he had fallen down a flight of
stone steps, alighting on the back of his head, and that ever since
he had been deaf of one ear and under some trifling mental
derangement. His sublime calmness under their jests baffled them
until the terrible figure of Mr. Machin, the engine-man, standing
at the door of the slip-house, caught their attention and suggested
a plan full of joyous possibilities. They gathered round the lad,
and, talking in subdued murmurs, unanimously urged him with many
persuasions to a certain course of action. He declined the scheme,
and declined again. Suddenly a boy shouted:</p>
<p>'Thee dars' na'!'</p>
<p>'I dare,' was the drawled, smiling answer.</p>
<p>'I tell thee thee dars' na'!'</p>
<p>'I tell thee I dare.' And thereupon he <SPAN name='Page181' id="Page181"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">181</span> slowly but
resolutely set out for the slip-house door and Mr. Machin.</p>
<p>Eli Machin was beyond doubt the most considerable employé
on Clarke's 'bank' (manufactory). Even Henry Clarke approached him
with a subtly-indicated deference, and whenever Silas Emery, the
immensely rich and miserly sleeping partner in the firm, came up to
visit the works, these two old men chatted as old friends. In a
modern earthenware manufactory the engine-room is the source of all
activity, for, owing to the inventive genius of a famous and
venerable son of the Five Towns, steam now presides at nearly every
stage in the long process of turning earth into ware. It moves the
pug-mill, the jollies, and the marvellous batting machines, dries
the unfired clay, heats the printers' stoves, and warms the offices
where the 'jacket-men' dwell. Coal is a tremendous item in the cost
of production, and a competent, economical engine-man can be sure
of good wages and a choice of berths; he is desired like a good
domestic servant. Eli Machin was the prince of engine-men. His
engine never went wrong, his coal bills were never extravagant, and
(supreme <SPAN name='Page182' id="Page182"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">182</span> virtue!) he was never absent on Mondays. From
his post in the slip-house he watched over the whole works like a
father, stern, gruff, forbidding, but to be trusted absolutely. He
was sixty years old, and had been 'putting by' for nearly half a
century. He lived in a tiny villa-cottage with his bed-ridden,
cheerful wife, and lent small sums on mortgage of approved
freeholds at 5 per cent.—no more and no less. Secure behind
this rampart of saved money, he was the equal of the King on the
throne. Not a magnate in all the Five Towns who would dare to be
condescending to Eli Machin. He had been a sidesman at the old
church. A trades-union had once asked him to become a working-man
candidate for the Bursley Town Council, but he had refused because
he did not care for the possibility of losing caste by being
concerned in a strike. His personal respectability was entirely
unsullied, and he worshipped this abstract quality as he worshipped
God.</p>
<p>There was only one blot—but how foul!—on Eli
Machin's career, and that had been dropped by his daughter Miriam,
when, defying his authority, she married a scene-shifter at
Hanbridge Theatre. The atrocious idea of <SPAN name='Page183' id="Page183"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">183</span> being connected with
the theatre had rendered him speechless for a time. He could but
endure it in the most awful silence that ever hid passionate
feeling. Then one day he had burst out, 'The wench is no better
than a tiddy-fol-lol!' Only this solitary phrase—nothing
else.</p>
<p>What a tiddy-fol-lol was no one quite knew; but the word,
getting about, stuck to him, and for some weeks boys used to shout
it after him in the streets, until he caught one of them, and in
thirty seconds put an end to the practice. Thenceforth Miriam, with
all hers, was dead to him. When her husband expired of consumption,
Eli Machin saw the avenging arm of the Lord in action; and when her
boy grew to be a source of painful anxiety to her, he said to
himself that the wrath of Heaven was not yet cooled towards this
impious daughter. The passage of fifteen years had apparently in no
way softened his resentment.</p>
<p>The challenged lad in Mynors' yard slowly approached the
slip-house door, and halted before Eli Machin, grinning.</p>
<p>'Well, young un,' the old man said absently, 'what dost
want?'</p>
<p><SPAN name='Page184' id="Page184"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">184</span> 'Tiddy-fol-lol, grandfeyther,' the child
drawled in his silly, irritating voice, and added: 'They said I
darena say it to ye.'</p>
<p>Without and instant's hesitation Eli Machin raised his still
powerful arm, and, catching the boy under the ear, knocked him
down. The other boys yelled with unaffected pleasure and ran
away.</p>
<p>'Get up, and be off wi' ye. Ye dunna belong to this bank,' said
Eli Machin in cold anger to the lad. But the lad did not stir; the
lad's eyes were closed, and he lay white on the stones.</p>
<p>Eli Machin bent down, and peered through his spectacles at the
prone form upon which the mid-day sun was beating.</p>
<p>'It's Miriam's boy!' he ejaculated under his breath, and looked
round as if in inquiry—the yard was empty. Then with quick
decision he picked up this limp and inconvenient parcel of humanity
and hastened—ran—with it out of the yard into the
road.</p>
<p>Down the road he ran, turned to the left into Clowes Street, and
stopped before a row of small brown cottages. At the open door of
one of these cottages a woman sat sewing. <SPAN name='Page185' id="Page185"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">185</span> She was rather stout
and full-bosomed, with a fair, fresh face, full of sense and peace;
she looked under thirty, but was older.</p>
<p>'Here's thy Tommy, Miriam,' said Eli Machin shortly. 'He give me
some of his sauce, and I doubt I've done him an injury.'</p>
<p>The woman dropped her sewing.</p>
<p>'Eh, dear!' she cried, 'is that lad o' mine in mischief again? I
do hope he's no limb brokken.'</p>
<p>'It in'na that,' said the old man, 'but he's dazed-like. Better
lay him on th' squab.'</p>
<p>She calmly took Tommy and placed him gently down on the
check-covered sofa under the window. 'Come in, father, do.'</p>
<p>The man obeyed, astonished at the entire friendliness of this
daughter, whom, though he had frequently seen her, he had never
spoken to for more than ten years. Her manner, at once filial and
quite natural, perfectly ignored the long breach, and disclosed no
trace of animosity.</p>
<p>Father and daughter examined the unconscious child. Pale,
pulseless, cold, he lay on the sofa like a corpse except for the
short, faint breaths which he drew through his blue lips.</p>
<p><SPAN name='Page186' id="Page186"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">186</span> 'I doubt I've killed him,' said Eli.</p>
<p>'Nay, nay, father!' And her face actually smiled. This supremacy
of the soul against years of continued misfortune lifted her high
above him, and he suddenly felt himself an inferior creature.</p>
<p>'I'll go for th' doctor,' he said.</p>
<p>'Nay! I shall need ye.' And she put her head out of the window.
'Mrs. Walley, will ye let your Lucy run quick for th' club doctor?
my Tommy's hurt.'</p>
<p>The whole street awoke instantly from its nap, and in a few
moments every door was occupied. Miriam closed her own door softly,
as though she might wake the boy, and spoke in whispers to people
through the window, finally telling them to go away. When the
doctor came, half an hour afterwards, she had done all that she
knew for Tommy, without the slightest apparent result.</p>
<p>'What is it?' asked the doctor curtly, as he lifted the child's
thin and lifeless hand.</p>
<p>Eli Machin explained that he had boxed the boy's ear.</p>
<p>'Tommy was impudent to his grandfather,' Miriam added
hastily.</p>
<p><SPAN name='Page187' id="Page187"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">187</span> 'Which ear?' the doctor inquired. It was the
left. He gazed into it, and then raised the boy's right leg and
arm. 'There is no paralysis,' he said. Then he felt the heart, and
then took out his stethoscope and applied it, listening
intently.</p>
<p>'Canst hear owt?' the old man said.</p>
<p>'I cannot,' he answered.</p>
<p>'Don't say that, doctor—don't say that! said Miriam, with
an accent of appeal.</p>
<p>'In these cases it is almost impossible to tell whether the
patient is alive or dead. We must wait. Mrs. Baddeley, make a
mustard plaster for his feet, and we will put another over the
heart.' And so they waited one hour, while the clock ticked and the
mustard plasters gradually cooled. Then Tommy's lips parted.</p>
<p>After another half-hour the doctor said:</p>
<p>'I must go now; I will come again at six. Do nothing but apply
fresh plasters. Be sure to keep his neck free. He is breathing, but
I may as well be plain with you—there is a great risk of your
child dying in this condition.'</p>
<p>Neighbours were again at the window, and Miriam drew the blind,
waving them away. At six o'clock the doctor reappeared. 'There
<SPAN name='Page188' id="Page188"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">188</span>
is no change,' he remarked. 'I will call in before I go to
bed.'</p>
<p>When he lifted the latch for the third time, at ten o'clock, Eli
Machin and Miriam still sat by the sofa, and Tommy still lay
thereon, moveless, a terrible enigma. But the glass lamp was
lighted on the mantelpiece, and Miriam's sewing, by which she
earned a livelihood, had been hidden out of sight.</p>
<p>'There is no change,' said the doctor. 'You can do nothing
except hope.'</p>
<p>'And pray,' the calm mother added.</p>
<p>Eli neither stirred nor spoke. For nine hours he had absolutely
forgotten his engine. He knew the boy would die.</p>
<p>The clock struck eleven, twelve, one, two, three, each time
fretting the nerves of the old man like a rasp. It was the hour of
summer dawn. A cold gray light fell unkindly across the small
figure on the sofa.</p>
<p>'Open th' door a bit, father,' said Miriam. 'This parlour's
gettin' close; th' lad canna breathe.'</p>
<p>'Nay, lass,' Eli sighed, as he stumbled obediently to the door.
'The lad'll breathe no more. I've killed him i' my anger.' He
<SPAN name='Page189' id="Page189"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">189</span>
frowned heavily, as though someone was annoying him.</p>
<p>'Hist!' she exclaimed, when, after extinguishing the lamp, she
returned to her boy's side. 'He's reddened—he's reddened!
Look thee at his cheeks, father!' She seized the child's inert
hands and rubbed them between her own. The blood was now plain in
Tommy's face. His legs faintly twitched. His breathing was slower.
Miriam moved the coverlet and put her head upon his heart. 'It's
beating loud, father,' she cried. 'Bless God!'</p>
<p>Eli stared at the child with the fixity of a statue. Then Tommy
opened his eyes for an instant. The old man groaned. Tommy looked
vacantly round, closed his eyes again, and was unmistakably asleep.
He slept for one minute, and then waked. Eli involuntarily put a
hand on the sofa. Tommy gazed at him, and, with the most heavenly
innocent smile of recognition, lightly touched his grandfather's
hand. Then he turned over on his right side. In the anguish of
sudden joy Eli gave a deep, piteous sob. That smile burnt into him
like a coal of fire.</p>
<p>'Now for the beef-tea,' said Miriam, crying.</p>
<p><SPAN name='Page190' id="Page190"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">190</span> 'Beef-tea?' the boy repeated after her, mildly
questioning.</p>
<p>'Yes, my poppet,' she answered; and then aside, 'Father, he can
hear i' his left ear. Did ye notice it?'</p>
<p>'It's a miracle—a miracle of God!' said Eli.</p>
<p>In a few hours Tommy was as well as ever—indeed, better;
not only was his hearing fully restored, but he had ceased to
stammer, and the thin, almost imperceptible cloud upon his
intellect was dissipated. The doctor expressed but little surprise
at these phenomena, and, in fact, stated that similar things had
occurred often before, and were duly written down in the books of
medicine. But Eli Machin's firm, instinctive faith that Providence
had intervened will never be shaken.</p>
<p>Miriam and Tommy now live in the villa-cottage with the old
people.</p>
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