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<h2> XXVII </h2>
<h3> MAROONED </h3>
<p>At every possible opportunity William hailed other girls with a hasty
"M'av the next 'thyou?" but he was indeed unfortunate to have arrived so
late.</p>
<p>The best he got was a promise of "the nineteenth—if there IS any!"</p>
<p>After each dance Miss Boke conducted him back to the maple-tree, aloof
from the general throng, and William found the intermissions almost equal
to his martyrdoms upon the platform. But, as there was a barely
perceptible balance in their favor, he collected some fragments of his
broken spirit, when Miss Boke would have borne him to the platform for the
sixth time, and begged to "sit this one out," alleging that he had "kind
of turned his ankle, or something," he believed.</p>
<p>The cordial girl at once placed him upon the chair and gallantly procured
another for herself. In her solicitude she sat close to him, looking
fondly at his face, while William, though now and then rubbing his ankle
for plausibility's sake, gazed at the platform with an expression which
Gustave Dore would gratefully have found suggestive. William was conscious
of a voice continually in action near him, but not of what it said. Miss
Boke was telling him of the dancing "up at the lake" where she had spent
the summer, and how much she had loved it, but William missed all that.
Upon the many-colored platform the ineffable One drifted to and fro, back
and forth; her little blonde head, in a golden net, glinting here and
there like a bit of tinsel blowing across a flower-garden.</p>
<p>And when that dance and its encore were over she went to lean against a
tree, while Wallace Banks fanned her, but she was so busy with Wallace
that she did not notice William, though she passed near enough to waft a
breath of violet scent to his wan nose. A fragment of her silver speech
tinkled in his ear:</p>
<p>"Oh, Wallie Banks! Bid pid s'ant have Bruvva Josie-Joe's dance 'less Joe
say so. Lola MUS' be fair. Wallie mustn't—"</p>
<p>"That's that Miss Pratt," observed Miss Boke, following William's gaze
with some interest. "You met her yet?"</p>
<p>"Yeh," said William.</p>
<p>"She's been visiting here all summer," Miss Boke informed him. "I was at a
little tea this afternoon, and some of the girls said this Miss Pratt said
she'd never DREAM of getting engaged to any man that didn't have seven
hundred and fifty thousand dollars. I don't know if it's true or not, but
I expect so. Anyway, they said they heard her say so."</p>
<p>William lifted his right hand from his ankle and passed it, time after
time, across his damp forehead. He did not believe that Miss Pratt could
have expressed herself in so mercenary a manner, but if she HAD—well,
one fact in British history had so impressed him that he remembered it
even after Examination: William Pitt, the younger, had been Prime Minister
of England at twenty-one.</p>
<p>If an Englishman could do a thing like that, surely a bright, energetic
young American needn't feel worried about seven hundred and fifty thousand
dollars! And although William, at seventeen, had seldom possessed more
than seven hundred and fifty cents, four long years must pass, and much
could be done, before he would reach the age at which William Pitt
attained the premiership—coincidentally a good, ripe, marriageable
age. Still, seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars is a stiffish order,
even allowing four long years to fill it; and undoubtedly Miss Boke's bit
of gossip added somewhat to the already sufficient anxieties of William's
evening.</p>
<p>"Up at the lake," Miss Boke chattered on, "we got to use the hotel
dining-room for the hops. It's a floor a good deal like this floor is
to-night—just about oily enough and as nice a floor as ever I danced
on. We have awf'ly good times up at the lake. 'Course there aren't so many
Men up there, like there are here to-night, and I MUST say I AM glad to
get a chance to dance with a Man again! I told you you'd dance all right,
once we got started, and look at the way it's turned out: our steps just
suit exactly! If I must say it, I could scarcely think of anybody I EVER
met I'd rather dance with. When anybody's step suits in with mine, that
way, why, I LOVE to dance straight through an evening with one person, the
way we're doing."</p>
<p>Dimly, yet with strong repulsion, William perceived that their
interminable companionship had begun to affect Miss Boke with a liking for
him. And as she chattered chummily on, revealing this increasing
cordiality all the while—though her more obvious topics were
dancing, dancing-floors, and "the lake"—the reciprocal sentiment
roused in his breast was that of Sindbad the Sailor for the Old Man of the
Sea.</p>
<p>He was unable to foresee a future apart from her; and when she informed
him that she preferred his style of dancing to all other styles shown by
the Men at this party, her thus singling him out for praise only
emphasized, in his mind, that point upon which he was the most embittered.</p>
<p>"Yes!" he reflected. "It had to be ME!" With all the crowd to choose from,
Mrs. Parcher had to go and pick on HIM! All, all the others went about,
free as air, flitting from girl to girl—girls that danced like
girls! All, all except William, danced with Miss PRATT! What Miss Pratt
had offered HIM was a choice between the thirty-second dance and the
twenty-first extra. THAT was what he had to look forward to: the
thirty-second reg'lar or the twenty-first extra!</p>
<p>Meanwhile, merely through eternity, he was sealed unto Miss Boke.</p>
<p>The tie that bound them oppressed him as if it had been an ill-omened
matrimony, and he sat beside her like an unwilling old husband. All the
while, Miss Boke had no appreciation whatever of her companion's real
condition, and, when little, spasmodic, sinister changes appeared in his
face (as they certainly did from time to time) she attributed them to
pains in his ankle. However, William decided to discard his ankle, after
they had "sat out" two dances on account of it. He decided that he
preferred dancing, and said he guessed he must be better.</p>
<p>So they danced again—and again.</p>
<p>When the fourteenth dance came, about half an hour before midnight, they
were still dancing together.</p>
<p>It was upon the conclusion of this fourteenth dance that Mr. Parcher
mentioned to his wife a change in his feelings toward William. "I've been
watching him," said Mr. Parcher, "and I never saw true misery show
plainer. He's having a really horrible time. By George! I hate him, but
I've begun to feel kind of sorry for him! Can't you trot up somebody else,
so he can get away from that fat girl?"</p>
<p>Mrs. Parcher shook her head in a discouraged way. "I've tried, and I've
tried, and I've tried!" she said.</p>
<p>"Well, try again."</p>
<p>"I can't now." She waved her hand toward the rear of the house. Round the
corner marched a short procession of negroes, bearing trays; and the
dancers were dispersing themselves to chairs upon the lawn "for
refreshments."</p>
<p>"Well, do something," Mr. Parcher urged. "We don't want to find him in the
cistern in the morning!"</p>
<p>Mrs. Parcher looked thoughtful, then brightened. "<i>I</i> know!" she
said. "I'll make May and Lola and their partners come sit in this little
circle of chairs here, and then I'll go and bring Willie and Miss Boke to
sit with them. I'll give Willie the seat at Lola's left. You keep the
chairs."</p>
<p>Straightway she sped upon her kindly errand. It proved successful, so
successful, indeed, that without the slightest effort—without even a
hint on her part—she brought not only William and his constant
friend to sit in the circle with Miss Pratt, Miss Parcher and their
escorts, but Mr. Bullitt, Mr. Watson, Mr. Banks, and three other young
gentlemen as well. Nevertheless, Mrs. Parcher managed to carry out her
plan, and after a little display of firmness, saw William satisfactorily
established in the chair at Miss Pratt's left.</p>
<p>At last, at last, he sat beside the fairy-like creature, and filled his
lungs with infinitesimal particles of violet scent. More: he was no sooner
seated than the little blonde head bent close to his; the golden net
brushed his cheek. She whispered:</p>
<p>"No'ty ickle boy Batster! Lola's last night, an' ickle boy Batster
fluttin'! Flut all night wif dray bid dirl!"</p>
<p>William made no reply.</p>
<p>There are occasions, infrequent, of course, when even a bachelor is not
flattered by being accused of flirting. William's feelings toward Miss
Boke had by this time come to such a pass that he, regarded the charge of
flirting with her as little less than an implication of grave mental
deficiency. And well he remembered how Miss Pratt, beholding his
subjugated gymnastics in the dance, had grown pink with laughter! But
still the rose-leaf lips whispered:</p>
<p>"Lola saw! Lola saw bad boy Batster under dray bid tree fluttin' wif dray
bid dirl. Fluttin' all night wif dray bid 'normous dirl!"</p>
<p>Her cruelty was all unwitting; she intended to rally him sweetly. But
seventeen is deathly serious at such junctures, and William was in a
sensitive condition. He made no reply in words. Instead, he drew himself
up (from the waist, that is, because he was sitting) with a kind of proud
dignity. And that was all.</p>
<p>"Oo tross?" whispered Lola.</p>
<p>He spake not.</p>
<p>"'Twasn't my fault about dancing," she said. "Bad boy! What made you come
so late?"</p>
<p>He maintained his silence and the accompanying icy dignity, whereupon she
made a charming little pout.</p>
<p>"Oo be so tross," she said, "Lola talk to nice Man uvver side of her!"</p>
<p>With that she turned her back upon him and prattled merrily to the
gentleman of sixteen upon her right.</p>
<p>Still and cold sat William. Let her talk to the Man at the other side of
her as she would, and never so gaily, William knew that she was conscious
every instant of the reproachful presence upon her left. And somehow these
moments of quiet and melancholy dignity became the most satisfactory he
had known that evening. For as he sat, so silent, so austere, and not yet
eating, though a plate of chicken salad had been placed upon his lap, he
began to feel that there was somewhere about him a mysterious superiority
which set him apart from other people—and above them. This quality,
indefinable and lofty, had carried him through troubles, that very night,
which would have wrecked the lives of such simple fellows as Joe Bullitt
and Johnnie Watson. And although Miss Pratt continued to make merry with
the Man upon her right, it seemed to William that this was but outward
show. He had a strange, subtle impression that the mysterious superiority
which set him apart from others was becoming perceptible to her—that
she was feeling it, too.</p>
<p>Alas! Such are the moments Fate seizes upon to play the clown!</p>
<p>Over the chatter and laughter of the guests rose a too familiar voice.
"Lemme he'p you to nice tongue samwich, lady. No'm? Nice green lettuce
samwich, lady?"</p>
<p>Genesis!</p>
<p>"Nice tongue samwich, suh? Nice lettuce samwich, lady?" he could be heard
vociferating—perhaps a little too much as if he had sandwiches for
sale. "Lemme jes' lay this nice green lettuce samwich on you' plate fer
you."</p>
<p>His wide-spread hand bore the tray of sandwiches high overhead, for his
style in waiting was florid, though polished. He walked with a faint,
shuffling suggestion of a prance, a lissome pomposity adopted in obedience
to the art-sense within him which bade him harmonize himself with
occasions of state and fashion. His manner was the super-supreme
expression of graciousness, but the graciousness was innocent, being but
an affectation and nothing inward—for inwardly Genesis was humble.
He was only pretending to be the kind of waiter he would like to be.</p>
<p>And because he was a new waiter he strongly wished to show familiarity
with his duties—familiarity, in fact, with everything and everybody.
This yearning, born of self-doubt, and intensified by a slight touch of
gin, was beyond question the inspiration of his painful behavior when he
came near the circle of chairs where sat Mr. and Mrs. Parcher, Miss
Parcher, Miss Pratt, Miss Boke, Mr. Watson, Mr. Bullitt, others—and
William.</p>
<p>"Nice tongue samwich, lady!" he announced, semi-cake-walking beneath his
high-borne tray.</p>
<p>"Nice green lettuce sam—" He came suddenly to a dramatic dead-stop
as he beheld William sitting before him, wearing that strange new dignity
and Mr. Baxter's evening clothes. "Name o' goo'ness!" Genesis exclaimed,
so loudly that every one looked up. "How in the livin' worl' you evuh come
to git here? You' daddy sut'ny mus' 'a' weakened 'way down 'fo' he let you
wear his low-cut ves' an' pants an' long-tail coat! I bet any man fifty
cents you gone an' stole 'em out aftuh he done went to bed!"</p>
<p>And he burst into a wild, free African laugh.</p>
<p>At seventeen such things are not embarrassing; they are catastrophical.
But, mercifully, catastrophes often produce a numbness in the victims.
More as in a trance than actually William heard the outbreak of his young
companions; and, during the quarter of an hour subsequent to Genesis's
performance, the oft-renewed explosions of their mirth made but a kind of
horrid buzzing in his ears. Like sounds borne from far away were the
gaspings of Mr. and Mrs. Parcher, striving with all their strength to
obtain mastery of themselves once more.</p>
<p>... A flourish of music challenged the dancers. Couples appeared upon the
platform.</p>
<p>The dreadful supper was over.</p>
<p>The ineffable One, supremely pink, rose from her seat at William's side
and moved toward the platform with the glowing Joe Bullitt. Then William,
roused to action by this sight, sprang to his feet and took a step toward
them. But it was only one weak step.</p>
<p>A warm and ample hand placed itself firmly inside the crook of his elbow.
"Let's get started for this one before the floor gets all crowded up,"
said Miss Boke.</p>
<p>Miss Boke danced and danced with him; she danced him on—and on—and
on——</p>
<p>At half past one the orchestra played "Home, Sweet Home." As the last bars
sounded, a group of earnest young men who had surrounded the lovely guest
of honor, talking vehemently, broke into loud shouts, embraced one another
and capered variously over the lawn. Mr. Parcher beheld from a distance
these manifestations, and then, with an astonishment even more profound,
took note of the tragic William, who was running toward him, radiant—Miss
Boke hovering futilely in the far background.</p>
<p>"What's all the hullabaloo?" Mr. Parcher inquired.</p>
<p>"Miss Pratt!" gasped William. "Miss Pratt!"</p>
<p>"Well, what about her?"</p>
<p>And upon receiving William's reply, Mr. Parcher might well have discerned
behind it the invisible hand of an ironic but recompensing Providence
making things even—taking from the one to give to the other.</p>
<p>"She's going to stay!" shouted the happy William. "She's promised to stay
another week!"</p>
<p>And then, mingling with the sounds of rejoicing, there ascended to heaven
the stricken cry of an elderly man plunging blindly into the house in
search of his wife.</p>
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