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<h2> THE TALE OF TOM KITTEN </h2>
<p>[Dedicated to All Pickles,<br/>
—Especially to Those That Get upon My Garden Wall]<br/></p>
<p>Once upon a time there were three<br/>
little kittens, and their names were<br/>
Mittens, Tom Kitten, and Moppet.<br/>
<br/>
They had dear little fur coats of<br/>
their own; and they tumbled about<br/>
the doorstep and played in the dust.<br/>
<br/>
But one day their mother—Mrs.<br/>
Tabitha Twitchit—expected friends to<br/>
tea; so she fetched the kittens indoors,<br/>
to wash and dress them, before the<br/>
fine company arrived.<br/>
<br/>
First she scrubbed their faces (this<br/>
one is Moppet).<br/></p>
<p>Then she brushed their fur (this<br/>
one is Mittens).<br/>
<br/>
Then she combed their tails and<br/>
whiskers (this is Tom Kitten).<br/>
<br/>
Tom was very naughty, and he<br/>
scratched.<br/>
<br/>
Mrs. Tabitha dressed Moppet and<br/>
Mittens in clean pinafores and<br/>
tuckers; and then she took all sorts of<br/>
elegant uncomfortable clothes out of<br/>
a chest of drawers, in order to dress<br/>
up her son Thomas.<br/></p>
<p>Tom Kitten was very fat, and he<br/>
had grown; several buttons burst off.<br/>
His mother sewed them on again.<br/>
<br/>
When the three kittens were ready,<br/>
Mrs. Tabitha unwisely turned them<br/>
out into the garden, to be out of the<br/>
way while she made hot buttered<br/>
toast.<br/>
<br/>
"Now keep your frocks clean,<br/>
children! You must walk on your hind<br/>
legs. Keep away from the dirty ash-<br/>
pit, and from Sally Henny Penny, and<br/>
from the pigsty and the Puddle-<br/>
ducks."<br/>
<br/>
Moppet and Mittens walked down<br/>
the garden path unsteadily. Presently<br/>
they trod upon their pinafores and fell<br/>
on their noses.<br/>
<br/>
When they stood up there were<br/>
several green smears!<br/></p>
<p>"Let us climb up the rockery and sit<br/>
on the garden wall," said Moppet.<br/>
<br/>
They turned their pinafores back to<br/>
front and went up with a skip and a<br/>
jump; Moppet's white tucker fell<br/>
down into the road.<br/>
<br/>
Tom Kitten was quite unable to<br/>
jump when walking upon his hind<br/>
legs in trousers. He came up the<br/>
rockery by degrees, breaking the ferns<br/>
and shedding buttons right and left.<br/>
<br/>
He was all in pieces when he<br/>
reached the top of the wall.<br/>
<br/>
Moppet and Mittens tried to pull<br/>
him together; his hat fell off, and the<br/>
rest of his buttons burst.<br/></p>
<p>While they were in difficulties, there<br/>
was a pit pat, paddle pat! and the<br/>
three Puddle-ducks came along the<br/>
hard high road, marching one behind<br/>
the other and doing the goose step—<br/>
pit pat, paddle pat! pit pat, waddle<br/>
pat!<br/>
<br/>
They stopped and stood in a row<br/>
and stared up at the kittens. They had<br/>
very small eyes and looked surprised.<br/>
Then the two duck-birds, Rebeccah<br/>
and Jemima Puddle-duck, picked up<br/>
the hat and tucker and put them on.<br/></p>
<p>Mittens laughed so that she fell off<br/>
the wall. Moppet and Tom descended<br/>
after her; the pinafores and all the<br/>
rest of Tom's clothes came off on the<br/>
way down.<br/>
<br/>
"Come! Mr. Drake Puddle-duck,"<br/>
said Moppet. "Come and help us to<br/>
dress him! Come and button up<br/>
Tom!"<br/>
<br/>
Mr. Drake Puddle-duck advanced<br/>
in a slow sideways manner and<br/>
picked up the various articles.<br/>
<br/>
But he put them on HIMSELF! They<br/>
fitted him even worse than Tom Kitten.<br/>
<br/>
"It's a very fine morning!" said Mr.<br/>
Drake Puddle-duck.<br/></p>
<p>And he and Jemima and Rebeccah<br/>
Puddle-duck set off up the road,<br/>
keeping step—pit pat, paddle pat! pit<br/>
pat, waddle pat!<br/>
<br/>
Then Tabitha Twitchit came down<br/>
the garden and found her kittens on<br/>
the wall with no clothes on.<br/>
<br/>
She pulled them off the wall,<br/>
smacked them, and took them back<br/>
to the house.<br/>
<br/>
"My friends will arrive in a minute,<br/>
and you are not fit to be seen; I am<br/>
affronted," said Mrs. Tabitha<br/>
Twitchit.<br/></p>
<p>She sent them upstairs; and I am<br/>
sorry to say she told her friends that<br/>
they were in bed with the measles—<br/>
which was not true.<br/>
<br/>
Quite the contrary; they were not in bed:<br/>
NOT in the least.<br/>
<br/>
Somehow there were very extra—<br/>
ordinary noises overhead, which<br/>
disturbed the dignity and repose of<br/>
the tea party.<br/>
<br/>
And I think that some day I shall<br/>
have to make another, larger book, to<br/>
tell you more about Tom Kitten!<br/></p>
<p>As for the Puddle-ducks—they<br/>
went into a pond.<br/>
<br/>
The clothes all came off directly,<br/>
because there were no buttons.<br/>
<br/>
And Mr. Drake Puddle-duck, and<br/>
Jemima and Rebeccah, have been<br/>
looking for them ever since.<br/></p>
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