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<h2> THE TALE OF SQUIRREL NUTKIN </h2>
<p>[A Story for Norah]<br/></p>
<p>This is a Tale about a tail—a tail<br/>
that belonged to a little red squirrel,<br/>
and his name was Nutkin.<br/>
<br/>
He had a brother called<br/>
Twinkleberry, and a great many<br/>
cousins: they lived in a wood at the<br/>
edge of a lake.<br/>
<br/>
In the middle of the lake there is an<br/>
island covered with trees and nut<br/>
bushes; and amongst those trees<br/>
stands a hollow oak-tree, which is the<br/>
house of an owl who is called Old<br/>
Brown.<br/>
<br/>
One autumn when the nuts were<br/>
ripe, and the leaves on the hazel<br/>
bushes were golden and green—<br/>
Nutkin and Twinkleberry and all the<br/>
other little squirrels came out of the<br/>
wood, and down to the edge of the<br/>
lake.<br/>
<br/>
They made little rafts out of twigs,<br/>
and they paddled away over the<br/>
water to Owl Island to gather nuts.<br/></p>
<p>Each squirrel had a little sack and a<br/>
large oar, and spread out his tail for a<br/>
sail.<br/>
<br/>
They also took with them an<br/>
offering of three fat mice as a present<br/>
for Old Brown, and put them down<br/>
upon his door-step.<br/>
<br/>
Then Twinkleberry and the other<br/>
little squirrels each made a low bow,<br/>
and said politely—<br/>
<br/>
"Old Mr. Brown, will you<br/>
favour us with permission to<br/>
gather nuts upon your island?"<br/>
<br/>
But Nutkin was excessively<br/>
impertinent in his manners. He<br/>
bobbed up and down like a little<br/>
red CHERRY, singing—<br/>
<br/>
"Riddle me, riddle me, rot-tot-tote!<br/>
A little wee man, in a red red coat!<br/>
A staff in his hand, and a stone in his throat;<br/>
If you'll tell me this riddle, I'll give you a groat."<br/></p>
<p>Now this riddle is as old as the hills;<br/>
Mr. Brown paid no attention whatever<br/>
to Nutkin.<br/>
<br/>
He shut his eyes obstinately and<br/>
went to sleep.<br/></p>
<p>The squirrels filled their little sacks<br/>
with nuts, and sailed away home in<br/>
the evening.<br/>
<br/>
But next morning they all came<br/>
back again to Owl Island; and<br/>
Twinkleberry and the others brought<br/>
a fine fat mole, and laid it on the<br/>
stone in front of Old Brown's<br/>
doorway, and said—<br/>
<br/>
"Mr. Brown, will you favour us with<br/>
your gracious permission to gather<br/>
some more nuts?"<br/>
<br/>
But Nutkin, who had no respect,<br/>
began to dance up and down, tickling<br/>
old Mr. Brown with a NETTLE and<br/>
singing—<br/>
<br/>
"Old Mr. B! Riddle-me-ree!<br/>
Hitty Pitty within the wall,<br/>
Hitty Pitty without the wall;<br/>
If you touch Hitty Pitty,<br/>
Hitty Pitty will bite you!"<br/></p>
<p>Mr. Brown woke up suddenly and<br/>
carried the mole into his house.<br/></p>
<p>He shut the door in Nutkin's face.<br/>
Presently a little thread of blue SMOKE<br/>
from a wood fire came up from the<br/>
top of the tree, and Nutkin peeped<br/>
through the key-hole and sang—<br/>
<br/>
"A house full, a hole full!<br/>
And you cannot gather a bowl-full!"<br/></p>
<p>The squirrels searched for nuts all<br/>
over the island and filled their little<br/>
sacks.<br/>
<br/>
But Nutkin gathered oak-apples—<br/>
yellow and scarlet—and sat upon a<br/>
beech-stump playing marbles, and<br/>
watching the door of old Mr. Brown.<br/>
<br/>
On the third day the squirrels got<br/>
up very early and went fishing; they<br/>
caught seven fat minnows as a<br/>
present for Old Brown.<br/>
<br/>
They paddled over the lake and<br/>
landed under a crooked chestnut tree<br/>
on Owl Island.<br/></p>
<p>Twinkleberry and six other little<br/>
squirrels each carried a fat minnow;<br/>
but Nutkin, who had no nice<br/>
manners, brought no present at all.<br/>
He ran in front, singing—<br/>
<br/>
"The man in the wilderness said to me,<br/>
`How may strawberries grow in the sea?'<br/>
I answered him as I thought good—<br/>
`As many red herrings as grow in the wood."'<br/></p>
<p>But old Mr. Brown took no interest<br/>
in riddles—not even when the answer<br/>
was provided for him.<br/>
<br/>
On the fourth day the squirrels<br/>
brought a present of six fat beetles,<br/>
which were as good as plums in<br/>
PLUM-PUDDING for Old Brown. Each<br/>
beetle was wrapped up carefully in a<br/>
dockleaf, fastened with a pine-needle-<br/>
pin.<br/>
<br/>
But Nutkin sang as rudely as ever—<br/>
<br/>
"Old Mr. B! riddle-me-ree!<br/>
Flour of England, fruit of Spain,<br/>
Met together in a shower of rain;<br/>
Put in a bag tied round with a string,<br/>
If you'll tell me this riddle,<br/>
I'll give you a ring!"<br/></p>
<p>Which was ridiculous of Nutkin,<br/>
because he had not got any ring to<br/>
give to Old Brown.<br/>
<br/>
The other squirrels hunted up and<br/>
down the nut bushes; but Nutkin<br/>
gathered robin's pin-cushions off a<br/>
briar bush, and stuck them full of<br/>
pine-needle-pins.<br/></p>
<p>On the fifth day the squirrels<br/>
brought a present of wild honey; it<br/>
was so sweet and sticky that they<br/>
licked their fingers as they put it down<br/>
upon the stone. They had stolen it out<br/>
of a bumble BEES' nest on the tippity<br/>
top of the hill.<br/>
<br/>
But Nutkin skipped up and down,<br/>
singing—<br/>
<br/>
"Hum-a-bum! buzz! buzz! Hum-a-bum buzz!<br/>
As I went over Tipple-tine<br/>
I met a flock of bonny swine;<br/>
Some yellow-nacked, some yellow backed!<br/>
They were the very bonniest swine<br/>
That e'er went over the Tipple-tine."<br/></p>
<p>Old Mr. Brown turned up his eyes<br/>
in disgust at the impertinence of<br/>
Nutkin.<br/>
<br/>
But he ate up the honey!<br/>
<br/>
The squirrels filled their little sacks<br/>
with nuts.<br/>
<br/>
But Nutkin sat upon a big flat rock,<br/>
and played ninepins with a crab apple<br/>
and green fir-cones.<br/></p>
<p>On the sixth day, which was<br/>
Saturday, the squirrels came again for<br/>
the last time; they brought a new-laid<br/>
EGG in a little rush basket as a last<br/>
parting present for Old Brown.<br/>
<br/>
But Nutkin ran in front laughing,<br/>
and shouting—<br/>
<br/>
"Humpty Dumpty lies in the beck,<br/>
With a white counterpane round his neck,<br/>
Forty doctors and forty wrights,<br/>
Cannot put Humpty Dumpty to rights!"<br/></p>
<p>Now old Mr. Brown took an interest<br/>
in eggs; he opened one eye and shut it<br/>
again. But still he did not speak.<br/>
<br/>
Nutkin became more and more<br/>
impertinent—<br/>
<br/>
"Old Mr. B! Old Mr. B!<br/>
Hickamore, Hackamore, on the King's<br/>
kitchen door;<br/>
All the King's horses, and all the King's men,<br/>
Couldn't drive Hickamore, Hackamore,<br/>
Off the King's kitchen door!"<br/></p>
<p>Nutkin danced up and down like a<br/>
SUNBEAM; but still Old Brown said<br/>
nothing at all.<br/>
<br/>
Nutkin began again—<br/>
<br/>
"Authur O'Bower has broken his band,<br/>
He comes roaring up the land!<br/>
The King of Scots with all his power,<br/>
Cannot turn Arthur of the Bower!"<br/></p>
<p>Nutkin made a whirring noise to<br/>
sound like the WIND, and he took a<br/>
running jump right onto the head of<br/>
Old Brown! . . .<br/>
<br/>
Then all at once there was a<br/>
flutterment and a scufflement and a<br/>
loud "Squeak!"<br/>
<br/>
The other squirrels scuttered away<br/>
into the bushes.<br/>
<br/>
When they came back very<br/>
cautiously, peeping round the tree—<br/>
there was Old Brown sitting on his<br/>
door-step, quite still, with his eyes<br/>
closed, as if nothing had happened.<br/>
<br/>
* * * * * * * *<br/>
<br/>
BUT NUTKIN WAS IN HIS WAISTCOAT POCKET!<br/>
<br/>
This looks like the end of the story;<br/>
but it isn't.<br/></p>
<p>Old Brown carried Nutkin into his<br/>
house, and held him up by the tail,<br/>
intending to skin him; but Nutkin<br/>
pulled so very hard that his tail broke<br/>
in two, and he dashed up the<br/>
staircase, and escaped out of the attic<br/>
window.<br/>
<br/>
And to this day, if you meet Nutkin<br/>
up a tree and ask him a riddle, he will<br/>
throw sticks at you, and stamp his<br/>
feet and scold, and shout—<br/>
<br/>
"Cuck-cuck-cuck-cur-r-r-cuck-k!"<br/></p>
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