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<h2> THE TAILOR OF GLOUCESTER </h2>
<p>"I'll be at charges for a looking-glass;<br/>
And entertain a score or two of tailors."<br/>
[Richard III]<br/>
<br/>
My Dear Freda:<br/>
<br/>
Because you are fond of fairytales, and have been ill, I<br/>
have made you a story all for yourself—a new one that<br/>
nobody has read before.<br/>
<br/>
And the queerest thing about it is—that I heard it in<br/>
Gloucestershire, and that it is true—at least about the<br/>
tailor, the waistcoat, and the<br/>
"No more twist!"<br/>
<i>Christmas</i><br/></p>
<p>In the time of swords and peri wigs<br/>
and full-skirted coats with flowered<br/>
lappets—when gentlemen wore<br/>
ruffles, and gold-laced waistcoats of<br/>
paduasoy and taffeta—there lived a<br/>
tailor in Gloucester.<br/>
<br/>
He sat in the window of a little<br/>
shop in Westgate Street, cross-legged<br/>
on a table from morning till dark.<br/>
<br/>
All day long while the light lasted<br/>
he sewed and snippetted, piecing out<br/>
his satin, and pompadour, and<br/>
lutestring; stuffs had strange names,<br/>
and were very expensive in the days of<br/>
the Tailor of Gloucester.<br/>
<br/>
But although he sewed fine silk for<br/>
his neighbours, he himself was very,<br/>
very poor. He cut his coats without<br/>
waste; according to his embroidered<br/>
cloth, they were very small ends and<br/>
snippets that lay about upon the<br/>
table—"Too narrow breadths for<br/>
nought—except waistcoats for mice,"<br/>
said the tailor.<br/>
<br/>
One bitter cold day near<br/>
Christmastime the tailor began to<br/>
make a coat (a coat of cherry-<br/>
coloured corded silk embroidered<br/>
with pansies and roses) and a cream-<br/>
coloured satin waistcoat for the<br/>
Mayor of Gloucester.<br/></p>
<p>The tailor worked and worked, and<br/>
he talked to himself: "No breadth at<br/>
all, and cut on the cross; it is no<br/>
breadth at all; tippets for mice and<br/>
ribbons for mobs! for mice!" said the<br/>
Tailor of Gloucester.<br/>
<br/>
When the snow-flakes came down<br/>
against the small leaded window-<br/>
panes and shut out the light, the tailor<br/>
had done his day's work; all the silk<br/>
and satin lay cut out upon the table.<br/>
<br/>
There were twelve pieces for the<br/>
coat and four pieces for the waistcoat;<br/>
and there were pocket-flaps and cuffs<br/>
and buttons, all in order. For the<br/>
lining of the coat there was fine<br/>
yellow taffeta, and for the button-<br/>
holes of the waistcoat there was<br/>
cherry-coloured twist. And everything<br/>
was ready to sew together in the<br/>
morning, all measured and<br/>
sufficient—except that there was<br/>
wanting just one single skein of<br/>
cherry-coloured twisted silk.<br/>
<br/>
The tailor came out of his shop at<br/>
dark. No one lived there at nights but<br/>
little brown mice, and THEY ran in and<br/>
out without any keys!<br/></p>
<p>For behind the wooden wainscots<br/>
of all the old houses in Gloucester,<br/>
there are little mouse staircases and<br/>
secret trap-doors; and the mice run<br/>
from house to house through those<br/>
long, narrow passages.<br/>
<br/>
But the tailor came out of his shop<br/>
and shuffled home through the snow.<br/>
And although it was not a big house,<br/>
the tailor was so poor he only rented<br/>
the kitchen.<br/>
<br/>
He lived alone with his cat; it was<br/>
called Simpkin.<br/>
<br/>
"Miaw?" said the cat when the<br/>
tailor opened the door, "miaw?"<br/>
<br/>
The tailor replied: "Simpkin, we<br/>
shall make our fortune, but I am<br/>
worn to a ravelling. Take this groat<br/>
(which is our last fourpence), and,<br/>
Simpkin, take a china pipkin, but a<br/>
penn'orth of bread, a penn'orth of<br/>
milk, and a penn'orth of sausages.<br/>
And oh, Simpkin, with the last penny<br/>
of our fourpence but me one<br/>
penn'orth of cherry-coloured silk. But<br/>
do not lose the last penny of the<br/>
fourpence, Simpkin, or I am undone<br/>
and worn to a thread-paper, for I<br/>
have NO MORE TWIST."<br/></p>
<p>Then Simpkin again said "Miaw!"<br/>
and took the groat and the pipkin,<br/>
and went out into the dark.<br/>
<br/>
The tailor was very tired and<br/>
beginning to be ill. He sat down by the<br/>
hearth and talked to himself about<br/>
that wonderful coat.<br/>
<br/>
"I shall make my fortune—to be<br/>
cut bias—the Mayor of Gloucester is<br/>
to be married on Christmas Day in the<br/>
morning, and he hath ordered a coat<br/>
and an embroidered waistcoat—"<br/>
<br/>
Then the tailor started; for<br/>
suddenly, interrupting him, from the<br/>
dresser at the other side of the kitchen<br/>
came a number of little noises—<br/>
<br/>
Tip tap, tip tap, tip tap tip!<br/>
<br/>
"Now what can that be?" said the<br/>
Tailor of Gloucester, jumping up from<br/>
his chair. The tailor crossed the<br/>
kitchen, and stood quite still beside<br/>
the dresser, listening, and peering<br/>
through his spectacles.<br/>
<br/>
"This is very peculiar," said the<br/>
Tailor of Gloucester, and he lifted up<br/>
the tea-cup which was upside down.<br/></p>
<p>Out stepped a little live lady mouse,<br/>
and made a courtesy to the tailor!<br/>
Then she hopped away down off the<br/>
dresser, and under the wainscot.<br/>
<br/>
The tailor sat down again by the<br/>
fire, warming his poor cold hands.<br/>
But all at once, from the dresser, there<br/>
came other little noises—<br/>
<br/>
Tip tap, tip tap, tip tap tip!<br/>
<br/>
"This is passing extraordinary!"<br/>
said the Tailor of Gloucester, and<br/>
turned over another tea-cup, which<br/>
was upside down.<br/>
<br/>
Out stepped a little gentleman<br/>
mouse, and made a bow to the tailor!<br/>
<br/>
And out from under tea-cups and<br/>
from under bowls and basins, stepped<br/>
other and more little mice, who<br/>
hopped away down off the dresser<br/>
and under the wainscot.<br/></p>
<p>The tailor sat down, close over the<br/>
fire, lamenting: "One-and-twenty<br/>
buttonholes of cherry-coloured silk!<br/>
To be finished by noon of Saturday:<br/>
and this is Tuesday evening. Was it<br/>
right to let loose those mice,<br/>
undoubtedly the property of Simpkin?<br/>
Alack, I am undone, for I have no<br/>
more twist!"<br/>
<br/>
The little mice came out again and<br/>
listened to the tailor; they took notice<br/>
of the pattern of that wonderful coat.<br/>
They whispered to one another about<br/>
the taffeta lining and about little<br/>
mouse tippets.<br/>
<br/>
And then suddenly they all ran<br/>
away together down the passage<br/>
behind the wainscot, squeaking and<br/>
calling to one another as they ran<br/>
from house to house.<br/>
<br/>
Not one mouse was left in the<br/>
tailor's kitchen when Simpkin came<br/>
back. He set down the pipkin of milk<br/>
upon the dresser, and looked<br/>
suspiciously at the tea-cups. He<br/>
wanted his supper of little fat mouse!<br/>
<br/>
"Simpkin," said the tailor, "where is<br/>
my TWIST?"<br/></p>
<p>But Simpkin hid a little parcel<br/>
privately in the tea-pot, and spit and<br/>
growled at the tailor; and if Simpkin<br/>
had been able to talk, he would have<br/>
asked: "Where is my MOUSE?"<br/>
<br/>
"Alack, I am undone!" said the<br/>
Tailor of Gloucester, and went sadly<br/>
to bed.<br/>
<br/>
All that night long Simpkin hunted<br/>
and searched through the kitchen,<br/>
peeping into cupboards and under the<br/>
wainscot, and into the tea-pot where<br/>
he had hidden that twist; but still he<br/>
found never a mouse!<br/>
<br/>
The poor old tailor was very ill with<br/>
a fever, tossing and turning in his<br/>
four-post bed; and still in his dreams<br/>
he mumbled: "No more twist! no<br/>
more twist!"<br/>
<br/>
What should become of the cherry-<br/>
coloured coat? Who should come to<br/>
sew it, when the window was barred,<br/>
and the door was fast locked?<br/></p>
<p>Out-of-doors the market folks went<br/>
trudging through the snow to buy<br/>
their geese and turkeys, and to bake<br/>
their Christmas pies; but there would<br/>
be no dinner for Simpkin and the poor<br/>
old tailor of Gloucester.<br/>
<br/>
The tailor lay ill for three days and<br/>
nights; and then it was Christmas Eve,<br/>
and very late at night. And still<br/>
Simpkin wanted his mice, and mewed<br/>
as he stood beside the four-post bed.<br/>
<br/>
But it is in the old story that all the<br/>
beasts can talk in the night between<br/>
Christmas Eve and Christmas Day in<br/>
the morning (though there are very<br/>
few folk that can hear them, or know<br/>
what it is that they say).<br/>
<br/>
When the Cathedral clock struck<br/>
twelve there was an answer—like an<br/>
echo of the chimes—and Simpkin<br/>
heard it, and came out of the tailor's<br/>
door, and wandered about in the<br/>
snow.<br/></p>
<p>From all the roofs and gables and<br/>
old wooden houses in Gloucester<br/>
came a thousand merry voices singing<br/>
the old Christmas rhymes—all the old<br/>
songs that ever I heard of, and some<br/>
that I don't know, like Whittington's<br/>
bells.<br/>
<br/>
Under the wooden eaves the<br/>
starlings and sparrows sang of<br/>
Christmas pies; the jackdaws woke up<br/>
in the Cathedral tower; and although<br/>
it was the middle of the night the<br/>
throstles and robins sang; and air was<br/>
quite full of little twittering tunes.<br/>
<br/>
But it was all rather provoking to<br/>
poor hungry Simpkin.<br/>
<br/>
From the tailor's ship in Westgate<br/>
came a glow of light; and when<br/>
Simpkin crept up to peep in at the<br/>
window it was full of candles. There<br/>
was a snippeting of scissors, and<br/>
snappeting of thread; and little mouse<br/>
voices sang loudly and gaily:<br/>
<br/>
"Four-and-twenty tailors<br/>
Went to catch a snail,<br/>
The best man amongst them<br/>
Durst not touch her tail;<br/>
She put out her horns<br/>
Like a little kyloe cow.<br/>
Run, tailors, run!<br/>
Or she'll have you all e'en now!"<br/></p>
<p>Then without a pause the little<br/>
mouse voices went on again:<br/>
<br/>
"Sieve my lady's oatmeal,<br/>
Grind my lady's flour,<br/>
Put it in a chestnut,<br/>
Let it stand an hour—"<br/></p>
<p>"Mew! Mew!" interrupted Simpkin,<br/>
and he scratched at the door. But the<br/>
key was under the tailor's pillow; he<br/>
could not get in.<br/>
<br/>
The little mice only laughed, and<br/>
tried another tune—<br/>
<br/>
"Three little mice sat down to spin,<br/>
Pussy passed by and she peeped in.<br/>
What are you at, my fine little men?<br/>
Making coats for gentlemen.<br/>
Shall I come in and cut off yours threads?<br/>
Oh, no, Miss Pussy,<br/>
You'd bite off our heads!"<br/></p>
<p>"Mew! scratch! scratch!" scuffled<br/>
Simpkin on the window-sill; while the<br/>
little mice inside sprang to their feet,<br/>
and all began to shout all at once in<br/>
little twittering voices: "No more<br/>
twist! No more twist!" And they<br/>
barred up the window-shutters and<br/>
shut out Simpkin.<br/>
<br/>
Simpkin came away from the shop<br/>
and went home considering in his<br/>
mind. He found the poor old tailor<br/>
without fever, sleeping peacefully.<br/>
<br/>
Then Simpkin went on tip-toe and<br/>
took a little parcel of silk out of the<br/>
tea-pot; and looked at it in the<br/>
moonlight; and he felt quite ashamed<br/>
of his badness compared with those<br/>
good little mice!<br/>
<br/>
When the tailor awoke in the<br/>
morning, the first thing which he saw,<br/>
upon the patchwork quilt, was a skein<br/>
of cherry-coloured twisted silk, and<br/>
beside his bed stood the repentant<br/>
Simpkin!<br/></p>
<p>The sun was shining on the snow<br/>
when the tailor got up and dressed,<br/>
and came out into the street with<br/>
Simpkin running before him.<br/>
<br/>
"Alack," said the tailor, "I have my<br/>
twist; but no more strength—nor<br/>
time—than will serve to make me one<br/>
single buttonhole; for this is<br/>
Christmas Day in the Morning! The<br/>
Mayor of Gloucester shall be married<br/>
by noon—and where is his cherry-<br/>
coloured coat?"<br/>
<br/>
He unlocked the door of the little<br/>
shop in Westgate Street, and Simpkin<br/>
ran in, like a cat that expects<br/>
something.<br/>
<br/>
But there was no one there! Not<br/>
even one little brown mouse!<br/>
<br/>
But upon the table—oh joy! the<br/>
tailor gave a shout—there, where he<br/>
had left plain cuttings of silk—there<br/>
lay the most beautiful coat and<br/>
embroidered satin waistcoat that ever<br/>
were worn by a Mayor of Gloucester!<br/></p>
<p>Everything was finished except just<br/>
one single cherry-coloured buttonhole,<br/>
and where that buttonhole was<br/>
wanting there was pinned a scrap of<br/>
paper with these words—in little<br/>
teeny weeny writing—<br/>
<br/>
NO MORE TWIST.<br/></p>
<p>And from then began the luck of<br/>
the Tailor of Gloucester; he grew quite<br/>
stout, and he grew quite rich.<br/>
<br/>
He made the most wonderful<br/>
waistcoats for all the rich merchants<br/>
of Gloucester, and for all the fine<br/>
gentlemen of the country round.<br/>
<br/>
Never were seen such ruffles, or<br/>
such embroidered cuffs and lappets!<br/>
But his buttonholes were the greatest<br/>
triumph of it all.<br/>
<br/>
The stitches of those buttonholes<br/>
were so neat—SO neat—I wonder<br/>
how they could be stitched by an old<br/>
man in spectacles, with crooked old<br/>
fingers, and a tailor's thimble.<br/>
<br/>
The stitches of those buttonholes<br/>
were so small—SO small—they looked<br/>
as if they had been made by little<br/>
mice!<br/></p>
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