<h2> Conroy's Gap </h2>
<p>This was the way of it, don't you know —<br/>
Ryan was 'wanted' for stealing sheep,<br/>
And never a trooper, high or low,<br/>
Could find him — catch a weasel asleep!<br/>
Till Trooper Scott, from the Stockman's Ford —<br/>
A bushman, too, as I've heard them tell —<br/>
Chanced to find him drunk as a lord<br/>
Round at the Shadow of Death Hotel.<br/>
<br/>
D'you know the place? It's a wayside inn,<br/>
A low grog-shanty — a bushman trap,<br/>
Hiding away in its shame and sin<br/>
Under the shelter of Conroy's Gap —<br/>
Under the shade of that frowning range,<br/>
The roughest crowd that ever drew breath —<br/>
Thieves and rowdies, uncouth and strange,<br/>
Were mustered round at the Shadow of Death.<br/>
<br/>
The trooper knew that his man would slide<br/>
Like a dingo pup, if he saw the chance;<br/>
And with half a start on the mountain side<br/>
Ryan would lead him a merry dance.<br/>
Drunk as he was when the trooper came,<br/>
To him that did not matter a rap —<br/>
Drunk or sober, he was the same,<br/>
The boldest rider in Conroy's Gap.<br/>
<br/>
'I want you, Ryan,' the trooper said,<br/>
'And listen to me, if you dare resist,<br/>
So help me heaven, I'll shoot you dead!'<br/>
He snapped the steel on his prisoner's wrist,<br/>
And Ryan, hearing the handcuffs click,<br/>
Recovered his wits as they turned to go,<br/>
For fright will sober a man as quick<br/>
As all the drugs that the doctors know.<br/>
<br/>
There was a girl in that rough bar<br/>
Went by the name of Kate Carew,<br/>
Quiet and shy as the bush girls are,<br/>
But ready-witted and plucky, too.<br/>
She loved this Ryan, or so they say,<br/>
And passing by, while her eyes were dim<br/>
With tears, she said in a careless way,<br/>
'The Swagman's round in the stable, Jim.'<br/>
<br/>
Spoken too low for the trooper's ear,<br/>
Why should she care if he heard or not?<br/>
Plenty of swagmen far and near,<br/>
And yet to Ryan it meant a lot.<br/>
That was the name of the grandest horse<br/>
In all the district from east to west<br/>
In every show ring, on every course<br/>
They always counted the Swagman best.<br/>
<br/>
He was a wonder, a raking bay —<br/>
One of the grand old Snowdon strain —<br/>
One of the sort that could race and stay<br/>
With his mighty limbs and his length of rein.<br/>
Born and bred on the mountain side,<br/>
He could race through scrub like a kangaroo,<br/>
The girl herself on his back might ride,<br/>
And the Swagman would carry her safely through.<br/>
<br/>
He would travel gaily from daylight's flush<br/>
Till after the stars hung out their lamps,<br/>
There was never his like in the open bush,<br/>
And never his match on the cattle-camps.<br/>
For faster horses might well be found<br/>
On racing tracks, or a plain's extent,<br/>
But few, if any, on broken ground<br/>
Could see the way that the Swagman went.<br/>
<br/>
When this girl's father, old Jim Carew,<br/>
Was droving out on the Castlereagh<br/>
With Conroy's cattle, a wire came through<br/>
To say that his wife couldn't live the day.<br/>
And he was a hundred miles from home,<br/>
As flies the crow, with never a track,<br/>
Through plains as pathless as ocean's foam,<br/>
He mounted straight on the Swagman's back.<br/>
<br/>
He left the camp by the sundown light,<br/>
And the settlers out on the Marthaguy<br/>
Awoke and heard, in the dead of night,<br/>
A single horseman hurrying by.<br/>
He crossed the Bogan at Dandaloo,<br/>
And many a mile of the silent plain<br/>
That lonely rider behind him threw<br/>
Before they settled to sleep again.<br/>
<br/>
He rode all night and he steered his course<br/>
By the shining stars with a bushman's skill,<br/>
And every time that he pressed his horse<br/>
The Swagman answered him gamely still.<br/>
He neared his home as the east was bright,<br/>
The doctor met him outside the town:<br/>
'Carew! How far did you come last night?'<br/>
'A hundred miles since the sun went down.'<br/>
<br/>
And his wife got round, and an oath he passed,<br/>
So long as he or one of his breed<br/>
Could raise a coin, though it took their last<br/>
The Swagman never should want a feed.<br/>
And Kate Carew, when her father died,<br/>
She kept the horse and she kept him well:<br/>
The pride of the district far and wide,<br/>
He lived in style at the bush hotel.<br/>
<br/>
Such was the Swagman; and Ryan knew<br/>
Nothing about could pace the crack;<br/>
Little he'd care for the man in blue<br/>
If once he got on the Swagman's back.<br/>
But how to do it? A word let fall<br/>
Gave him the hint as the girl passed by;<br/>
Nothing but 'Swagman — stable-wall;<br/>
'Go to the stable and mind your eye.'<br/>
<br/>
He caught her meaning, and quickly turned<br/>
To the trooper: 'Reckon you'll gain a stripe<br/>
By arresting me, and it's easily earned;<br/>
Let's go to the stable and get my pipe,<br/>
The Swagman has it.' So off they went,<br/>
And soon as ever they turned their backs<br/>
The girl slipped down, on some errand bent<br/>
Behind the stable, and seized an axe.<br/>
<br/>
The trooper stood at the stable door<br/>
While Ryan went in quite cool and slow,<br/>
And then (the trick had been played before)<br/>
The girl outside gave the wall a blow.<br/>
Three slabs fell out of the stable wall —<br/>
'Twas done 'fore ever the trooper knew —<br/>
And Ryan, as soon as he saw them fall,<br/>
Mounted the Swagman and rushed him through.<br/>
<br/>
The trooper heard the hoof-beats ring<br/>
In the stable yard, and he slammed the gate,<br/>
But the Swagman rose with a mighty spring<br/>
At the fence, and the trooper fired too late,<br/>
As they raced away and his shots flew wide<br/>
And Ryan no longer need care a rap,<br/>
For never a horse that was lapped in hide<br/>
Could catch the Swagman in Conroy's Gap.<br/>
<br/>
And that's the story. You want to know<br/>
If Ryan came back to his Kate Carew;<br/>
Of course he should have, as stories go,<br/>
But the worst of it is, this story's true:<br/>
And in real life it's a certain rule,<br/>
Whatever poets and authors say<br/>
Of high-toned robbers and all their school,<br/>
These horsethief fellows aren't built that way.<br/>
<br/>
Come back! Don't hope it — the slinking hound,<br/>
He sloped across to the Queensland side,<br/>
And sold the Swagman for fifty pound,<br/>
And stole the money, and more beside.<br/>
And took to drink, and by some good chance<br/>
Was killed — thrown out of a stolen trap.<br/>
And that was the end of this small romance,<br/>
The end of the story of Conroy's Gap.<br/></p>
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