<h2><SPAN name="png.278" id="png.278"></SPAN><b>XI</b><br/>KENNETH AND THE CARP</h2>
<p><span class="smcap">Kenneth’s</span> cousins had often stayed with him,
but he had never till now stayed with them.
And you know how different everything is when
you are in your own house. You are certain
exactly what games the grown-ups dislike and
what games they will not notice; also what
sort of mischief is looked over and what
sort is not. And, being accustomed to your
own sort of grown-ups, you can always be
pretty sure when you are likely to catch it.
Whereas strange houses are, in this matter
of catching it, full of the most unpleasing
surprises.</p>
<p>You know all this. But Kenneth did not.
And still less did he know what were the sort
of things which, in his cousins’ house, led to
disapproval, punishment, scoldings; in short, to
catching it. So that that business of cousin
Ethel’s jewel-case, which is where this story
ought to begin, was really not Kenneth’s fault
<SPAN name="png.279" id="png.279"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>at all. Though for a time…. But I am getting
on too fast.</p>
<p>Kenneth’s cousins were four,—Conrad,
Alison, George, and Ethel. The three first were
natural sort of cousins somewhere near his own
age, but Ethel was hardly like a cousin at all,
more like an aunt. Because she was grown-up.
She wore long dresses and all her hair on the
top of her head, a mass of combs and hairpins;
in fact she had just had her twenty-first birthday
with iced cakes and a party and lots of
presents, most of them jewelry. And that
brings me again to that affair of the jewel-case,
or would bring me if I were not determined to
tell things in their proper order, which is the
first duty of a story-teller.</p>
<p>Kenneth’s home was in Kent, a wooden
house among cherry orchards, and the nearest
river five miles away. That was why he
looked forward in such a very extra and excited
way to his visit to his cousins. Their house
was very old, red brick with ivy all over it. It
had a secret staircase, only the secret was not
kept any longer, and the housemaids carried
pails and brooms up and down the staircase.
And the house was surrounded by a real deep
moat, with clear water in it, and long weeds and
water-lilies and fish—the gold and the silver
and the everyday kinds.</p>
<div class="illus">
<p><SPAN name="png.281" id="png.281"></SPAN><span class="ns">[</span><span class="pgmark">opp p235</span><ANTIMG class="framed" src="images/illus-281.png" width-obs="700" height-obs="361" alt="" title="" /><br/>Early next morning he tried to catch fish with several pieces of string knotted together and a hairpin.</p>
</div>
<p><SPAN name="png.282" id="png.282"></SPAN>The first evening of Kenneth’s visit passed
uneventfully. His bedroom window looked
over the moat, and early next morning he tried
to catch fish with several pieces of string
knotted together and a hairpin kindly lent to
him by the parlourmaid. He did not catch any
fish, partly because he baited the hairpin with
brown windsor soap, and it washed off.</p>
<p>‘Besides, fish hate soap,’ Conrad told him,
‘and that hook of yours would do for a whale
perhaps. Only we don’t stock our moat with
whales. But I’ll ask father to lend you his
rod, it’s a spiffing one, much jollier than ours.
And I won’t tell the kids because they’d never
let it down on you. Fishing with a hairpin!’</p>
<p>‘Thank you very much,’ said <ins class="TN" title="Transcriber's note:
original reads 'Kennth'">Kenneth</ins>, feeling
that his cousin was a man and a brother.
The kids were only two or three years younger
than he was, but that is a great deal when you
are the elder; and besides, one of the kids was
a girl.</p>
<p>‘Alison’s a bit of a sneak,’ Conrad used to
say when anger overcome politeness and
brotherly feeling. Afterwards, when the anger
was gone and the other things left, he would
say, ‘You see she went to a beastly school for
a bit, at Brighton, for her health. And father
says they must have bullied her. All girls are
not like it, I believe.’</p>
<p><SPAN name="png.283" id="png.283"></SPAN>But her sneakish qualities, if they really
existed, were generally hidden, and she was
very clever at thinking of new games, and very
kind if you got into a row over anything.</p>
<p>George was eight and stout. He was not a
sneak, but concealment was foreign to his
nature, so he never could keep a secret unless
he forgot it. Which fortunately happened
quite often.</p>
<p>The uncle very amiably lent Kenneth his
fishing-rod, and provided real bait in the most
thoughtful and generous manner. And the
four children fished all the morning and all the
afternoon. Conrad caught two roach and an
eel. George caught nothing, and nothing was
what the other two caught. But it was glorious
sport. And the next day there was to be a
picnic. Life to Kenneth seemed full of new
and delicious excitement.</p>
<p>In the evening the aunt and the uncle
went out to dinner, and Ethel, in her grown-up
way, went with them, very grand in a blue silk
dress and turquoises. So the children were
left to themselves.</p>
<p>You know the empty hush which settles
down on a house when the grown-ups have
gone out to dinner and you have the whole
evening to do what you like in. The children
stood in the hall a moment after the carriage
<SPAN name="png.284" id="png.284"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>wheels had died away with the scrunching
swish that the carriage wheels always made as
they turned the corner by the lodge, where
the gravel was extra thick and soft owing to
the droppings from the trees. From the
kitchen came the voices of the servants, laughing
and talking.</p>
<p>‘It’s two hours at least to bedtime,’ said
Alison. ‘What shall we do?’ Alison always
began by saying ‘What shall we do?’ and
always ended by deciding what should be done.
‘You all say what you think,’ she went on,
‘and then we’ll vote about it. You first, Ken,
because you’re the visitor.’</p>
<p>‘Fishing,’ said Kenneth, because it was the
only thing he could think of.</p>
<p>‘Make toffee,’ said Conrad.</p>
<p>‘Build a great big house with all the bricks,’
said George.</p>
<p>‘We can’t make toffee,’ Alison explained
gently but firmly, ‘because you know what the
pan was like last time, and cook said, “never
again, not much.” And it’s no good building
houses, Georgie, when you could be out of
doors. And fishing’s simply rotten when we’ve
been at it all day. I’ve thought of something.’</p>
<p>So of course all the others said, ‘What?’</p>
<p>‘We’ll have a pageant, a river pageant, on
<SPAN name="png.285" id="png.285"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>the moat. We’ll all dress up and hang Chinese
lanterns in the trees. I’ll be the Sunflower
lady that the Troubadour came all across the
sea, because he loved her so, for, and one of
you can be the Troubadour, and the others can
be sailors or anything you like.’</p>
<p>‘I shall be the Troubadour,’ said Conrad
with decision.</p>
<p>‘I think you ought to let Kenneth because
he’s the visitor,’ said George, who would have
liked to be it immensely himself, or anyhow
did not see why Conrad should be a troubadour
if <em>he</em> couldn’t.</p>
<p>Conrad said what manners required, which
was:</p>
<p>‘Oh! all right, I don’t care about being the
beastly Troubadour.’</p>
<p>‘You might be the Princess’s brother,’
Alison suggested.</p>
<p>‘Not me,’ said Conrad scornfully, ‘I’ll be
the captain of the ship.’</p>
<p>‘In a turban the brother would be, with the
Benares cloak, and the Persian dagger out of
the cabinet in the drawing-room,’ Alison went
on unmoved.</p>
<p>‘I’ll be that,’ said George.</p>
<p>‘No, you won’t, I shall, so there,’ said
Conrad. ‘You can be the captain of the ship.’</p>
<p>(But in the end both boys were captains,
<SPAN name="png.286" id="png.286"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>because that meant being on the boat, whereas
being the Princess’s brother, however turbanned,
only meant standing on the bank.
And there is no rule to prevent captains wearing
turbans and Persian daggers, except in the
Navy where, of course, it is not done.)</p>
<p>So then they all tore up to the attic where
the dressing-up trunk was, and pulled out all
the dressing-up things on to the floor. And
all the time they were dressing, Alison was
telling the others what they were to say and
do. The Princess wore a white satin skirt and
a red flannel blouse and a veil formed of several
motor scarves of various colours. Also a
wreath of pink roses off one of Ethel’s old hats,
and a pair of pink satin slippers with sparkly
buckles.</p>
<p>Kenneth wore a blue silk dressing-jacket
and a yellow sash, a lace collar, and a towel
turban. And the others divided between them
an eastern dressing-gown, once the property of
their grandfather, a black spangled scarf, very
holey, a pair of red and white football stockings,
a Chinese coat, and two old muslin curtains,
which, rolled up, made turbans of enormous
size and fierceness.</p>
<p>On the landing outside cousin Ethel’s open
door Alison paused and said, ‘I say!’</p>
<p>‘Oh! come on,’ said Conrad, ‘we haven’t
<SPAN name="png.287" id="png.287"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>fixed the Chinese lanterns yet, and it’s getting
dark.’</p>
<p>‘You go on,’ said Alison, ‘I’ve just thought
of something.’</p>
<p>The children were allowed to play in the
boat so long as they didn’t loose it from its
moorings. The painter was extremely long,
and quite the effect of coming home from a
long voyage was produced when the three boys
pushed the boat out as far as it would go
among the boughs of the beech-tree which
overhung the water, and then reappeared in
the circle of red and yellow light thrown by
the Chinese lanterns.</p>
<p>‘What ho! ashore there!’ shouted the
captain.</p>
<p>‘What ho!’ said a voice from the shore
which, Alison explained, was disguised.</p>
<p>‘We be three poor mariners,’ said Conrad by
a happy effort of memory, ‘just newly come to
shore. We seek news of the Princess of Tripoli.’</p>
<p>‘She’s in her palace,’ said the disguised
voice, ‘wait a minute, and I’ll tell her you’re
here. But what do you want her for? (“A
poor minstrel of France”) go on, Con.’</p>
<p>‘A poor minstrel of France,’ said Conrad,
‘(all right! I remember,) who has heard of the
Princess’s beauty has come to lay, to <span class="nw">lay——’</span></p>
<p>‘His heart,’ said Alison.</p>
<div class="illus">
<p><SPAN name="png.289" id="png.289"></SPAN><span class="ns">[</span><span class="pgmark">opp p241</span><ANTIMG class="framed" src="images/illus-289.png"
width="503" height="700" alt="" title="" /><br/>A radiant vision stepped into the circle of light.</p>
</div>
<p><SPAN name="png.290" id="png.290"></SPAN>‘All right, I know. His heart at her something
or other feet.’</p>
<p>‘Pretty feet,’ said Alison. ‘I go to tell the
Princess.’</p>
<p>Next moment from the shadows on the
bank a radiant vision stepped into the circle of
light, crying—</p>
<p>‘Oh! Rudel, is it indeed thou? Thou art
come at last. O welcome to the arms of the
Princess!’</p>
<p>‘What do I do now?’ whispered Rudel
(who was Kenneth) in the boat, and at the
same moment Conrad and George said, as with
one voice—</p>
<p>‘My hat! Alison, won’t you catch it!’</p>
<p>For at the end of the Princess’s speech she
had thrown back her veils and revealed a blaze
of splendour. She wore several necklaces, one
of seed pearls, one of topazes, and one of
Australian shells, besides a string of amber
and one of coral. And the front of the red
flannel blouse was studded with brooches, in
one at least of which diamonds gleamed. Each
arm had one or two bracelets and on her
clenched hands glittered as many rings as any
Princess could wish to wear.</p>
<p>So her brothers had some excuse for saying,
‘You’ll catch it.’</p>
<p>‘No, I sha’n’t. It’s my look out, anyhow.
<SPAN name="png.291" id="png.291"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>Do shut up,’ said the Princess, stamping her
foot. ‘Now then, Ken, go ahead. Ken, you
say, “Oh Lady, I faint with rapture!”’</p>
<p>‘I faint with rapture,’ said Kenneth stolidly.
‘Now I land, don’t I?’</p>
<p>He landed and stared at the jewelled hand
the Princess held out.</p>
<p>‘At last, at last,’ she said, ‘but you ought
to say that, Ken. I say, I think I’d better be
an eloping Princess, and then I can come in
the boat. Rudel dies really, but that’s so dull.
Lead me to your ship, oh noble stranger! for
you have won the Princess, and with you I will
live and die. Give me your hand, can’t you,
silly, and do mind my train.’</p>
<p>So Kenneth led her to the boat, and with
some difficulty, for the satin train got between
her feet, she managed to flounder into the punt.</p>
<p>‘Now you stand and bow,’ she said. ‘Fair
Rudel, with this ring I thee wed,’ she pressed a
large amethyst ring into his hand, ‘remember
that the Princess of Tripoli is yours for ever.
Now let’s sing <cite>Integer Vitae</cite> because it’s Latin.’</p>
<p>So they sat in the boat and sang. And
presently the servants came out to listen and
admire, and at the sound of the servants’
approach the Princess veiled her shining
splendour.</p>
<p>‘It’s prettier than wot the Coventry pageant
<SPAN name="png.292" id="png.292"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>was, so it is,’ said the cook, ‘but it’s long past
your bed times. So come on out of that there
dangerous boat, there’s dears.’</p>
<p>So then the children went to bed. And
when the house was quiet again, Alison slipped
down and put back Ethel’s jewelry, fitting the
things into their cases and boxes as correctly as
she could. ‘Ethel won’t notice,’ she thought,
but of course Ethel did.</p>
<p>So that next day each child was asked
separately by Ethel’s mother who had been
playing with Ethel’s jewelry. And Conrad
and George said they would rather not say.
This was a form they always used in that
family when that sort of question was asked,
and it meant, ‘It wasn’t me, and I don’t want
to sneak.’</p>
<p>And when it came to Alison’s turn, she found
to her surprise and horror that instead of saying,
‘I played with them,’ she had said, ‘I would
rather not say.’</p>
<p>Of course the mother thought that it was
Kenneth who had had the jewels to play
with. So when it came to his turn he was not
asked the same question as the others, but his
aunt said:</p>
<p>‘Kenneth, you are a very naughty little boy
to take your cousin Ethel’s jewelry to play with.’</p>
<p>‘I didn’t,’ said Kenneth.</p>
<p><SPAN name="png.293" id="png.293"></SPAN>‘Hush! hush!’ said the aunt, ‘do not make
your fault worse by untruthfulness. And what
have you done with the amethyst ring?’</p>
<p>Kenneth was just going to say that he had
given it back to Alison, when he saw that this
would be sneakish. So he said, getting hot to
the ears, ‘You don’t suppose I’ve stolen your
beastly ring, do you, Auntie?’</p>
<p>‘Don’t you dare to speak to me like that,’
the aunt very naturally replied. ‘No, Kenneth,
I do not think you would steal, but the ring is
missing and it must be found.’</p>
<p>Kenneth was furious and frightened. He
stood looking down and kicking the leg of the
chair.</p>
<p>‘You had better look for it. You will have
plenty of time, because I shall not allow you to
go to the picnic with the others. The mere
taking of the jewelry was wrong, but if you had
owned your fault and asked Ethel’s pardon, I
should have overlooked it. But you have told
me an untruth and you have lost the ring.
You are a very wicked child, and it will make
your dear mother very unhappy when she
hears of it. That her boy should be a liar.
It is worse than being a thief!’</p>
<p>At this Kenneth’s fortitude gave way, and he
lost his head. ‘Oh, don’t,’ he said, ‘I didn’t.
I didn’t. I didn’t. Oh! don’t tell mother I’m
<SPAN name="png.294" id="png.294"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>a thief and a liar. Oh! Aunt Effie, please,
<em>please</em> don’t.’ And with that he began to cry.</p>
<p>Any doubts Aunt Effie might have had
were settled by this outbreak. It was now
quite plain to her that Kenneth had really
intended to keep the ring.</p>
<p>‘You will remain in your room till the picnic
party has started,’ the aunt went on, ‘and then
you must find the ring. Remember I expect
it to be found when I return. And I hope you
will be in a better frame of mind and really
sorry for having been so wicked.’</p>
<p>‘Mayn’t I see Alison?’ was all he found to
say.</p>
<p>And the answer was, ‘Certainly not. I
cannot allow you to associate with your cousins.
You are not fit to be with honest, truthful
children.’</p>
<p>So they all went to the picnic, and Kenneth
was left alone. When they had gone he crept
down and wandered furtively through the
empty rooms, ashamed to face the servants,
and feeling almost as wicked as though he had
really done something wrong. He thought
about it all, over and over again, and the more
he thought the more certain he was that he
<em>had</em> handed back the ring to Alison last night
when the voices of the servants were first
heard from the dark lawn.</p>
<p><SPAN name="png.295" id="png.295"></SPAN>But what was the use of saying so? No
one would believe him, and it would be sneaking
anyhow. Besides, perhaps he <em>hadn’t</em>
handed it back to her. Or rather, perhaps
he had handed it and she hadn’t taken it.
Perhaps it had slipped into the boat. He
would go and see.</p>
<p>But he did not find it in the boat, though
he turned up the carpet and even took up the
boards to look. And then an extremely miserable
little boy began to search for an amethyst
ring in all sorts of impossible places, indoors
and out. You know the hopeless way in which
you look for things that you know perfectly
well you will never find, the borrowed penknife
that you dropped in the woods, for
instance, or the week’s pocket-money which
slipped through that hole in your pocket as
you went to the village to spend it.</p>
<p>The servants gave him his meals and told
him to cheer up. But cheering up and Kenneth
were, for the time, strangers. People in books
never can eat when they are in trouble, but I
have noticed myself that if the trouble has gone
on for some hours, eating is really rather a
comfort. You don’t enjoy eating so much as
usual, perhaps, but at any rate it is something
to do, and takes the edge off your sorrow for a
short time. And cook was sorry for Kenneth
<SPAN name="png.296" id="png.296"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>and sent him up a very nice dinner and a very
nice tea. Roast chicken and gooseberry pie
the dinner was, and for tea there was cake
with almond icing on it.</p>
<p>The sun was very low when he went back
wearily to have one more look in the boat for
that detestable amethyst ring. Of course it
was not there. And the picnic party would be
home soon. And he really did not know what
his aunt would do to him.</p>
<p>‘Shut me up in a dark cupboard, perhaps,’
he thought gloomily, ‘or put me to bed all day
to-morrow. Or give me lines to write out,
thousands, and thousands, and thousands, and
thousands, and thousands, of them.’</p>
<p>The boat, set in motion by his stepping into
it, swung out to the full length of its rope. The
sun was shining almost level across the water.
It was a very still evening, and the reflections
of the trees and of the house were as distinct as
the house and the trees themselves. And the
water was unusually clear. He could see the
fish swimming about, and the sand and pebbles
at the bottom of the moat. How clear and
quiet it looked down there, and what fun the
fishes seemed to be having.</p>
<p>‘I wish I was a fish,’ said Kenneth. ‘Nobody
punishes <em>them</em> for taking rings they <em>didn’t</em>
take.’</p>
<p><SPAN name="png.297" id="png.297"></SPAN>And then suddenly he saw the ring itself,
lying calm, and quiet, and round, and shining,
on the smooth sand at the bottom of the moat.</p>
<p>He reached for the boat-hook and leaned
over the edge of the boat trying to get up the
ring on the boat-hook’s point. Then there
was a splash.</p>
<p>‘Good gracious! I wonder what that is?’
said cook in the kitchen, and dropped the
saucepan with the welsh rabbit in it which she
had just made for kitchen supper.</p>
<p>Kenneth had leaned out too far over the
edge of the boat, the boat had suddenly
decided to go the other way, and Kenneth had
fallen into the water.</p>
<p>The first thing he felt was delicious coolness,
the second that his clothes had gone, and the
next thing he noticed was that he was swimming
quite easily and comfortably under water,
and that he had no trouble with his breathing,
such as people who tell you not to fall into
water seem to expect you to have. Also he
could see quite well, which he had never been
able to do under water before.</p>
<p>‘I can’t think,’ he said to himself, ‘why
people make so much fuss about your falling
into the water. I sha’n’t be in a hurry to get
out. I’ll swim right round the moat while I’m
about it.’</p>
<div class="illus">
<p><SPAN name="png.298" id="png.298"></SPAN><span class="ns">[</span><span class="pgmark">opp p248</span><ANTIMG class="framed" src="images/illus-298.png"
width="403" height="700" alt="" title="" /><br/>There was a splash.</p>
</div>
<p><SPAN name="png.300" id="png.300"></SPAN>It was a very much longer swim than he
expected, and as he swam he noticed one or
two things that struck him as rather odd. One
was that he couldn’t see his hands. And
another was that he couldn’t feel his feet.
And he met some enormous fishes, like great
cod or halibut, they seemed. He had had no
idea that there were fresh-water fish of that
size.</p>
<p>They towered above him more like men-o’-war
than fish, and he was rather glad to get
past them. There were numbers of smaller
fishes, some about his own size, he thought.
They seemed to be enjoying themselves
extremely, and he admired the clever quickness
with which they darted out of the way of
the great hulking fish.</p>
<p>And then suddenly he ran into something
hard and very solid, and a voice above him
said crossly:</p>
<p>‘Now then, who are you a-shoving of? Can’t
you keep your eyes open, and keep your nose
out of gentlemen’s shirt fronts?’</p>
<p>‘I beg your pardon,’ said Kenneth, trying
to rub his nose, and not being able to. ‘I
didn’t know people could talk under water,’ he
added very much astonished to find that talking
under water was as easy to him as swimming
there.</p>
<p><SPAN name="png.301" id="png.301"></SPAN>‘Fish can talk under water, of course,’ said
the voice, ‘if they didn’t, they’d never talk at
all: they certainly can’t talk <em>out</em> of it.’</p>
<p>‘But I’m not a fish,’ said Kenneth, and felt
himself grin at the absurd idea.</p>
<p>‘Yes, you are,’ said the voice, ‘of course
you’re a fish,’ and Kenneth, with a shiver of
certainty, felt that the voice spoke the truth.
He <em>was</em> a fish. He must have become a fish
at the very moment when he fell into the
water. That accounted for his not being able
to see his hands or feel his feet. Because of
course his hands were fins and his feet were a
tail.</p>
<p>‘Who are you?’ he asked the voice, and his
own voice trembled.</p>
<p>‘I’m the Doyen Carp,’ said the voice.
‘You must be a very new fish indeed or
you’d know that. Come up, and let’s have a
look at you.’</p>
<p>Kenneth came up and found himself face
to face with an enormous fish who had round
staring eyes and a mouth that opened and shut
continually. It opened square like a kit-bag,
and it shut with an extremely sour and severe
expression like that of an offended rhinoceros.</p>
<p>‘Yes,’ said the Carp, ‘you <em>are</em> a new fish.
Who put you in?’</p>
<p>‘I fell in,’ said Kenneth, ‘out of the boat,
<SPAN name="png.302" id="png.302"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>but I’m not a fish at all, really I’m not. I’m a
boy, but I don’t suppose you’ll believe me.’</p>
<p>‘Why shouldn’t I believe you?’ asked the
Carp wagging a slow fin. ‘Nobody tells untruths
under water.’</p>
<p>And if you come to think of it, no one ever
does.</p>
<p>‘Tell me your true story,’ said the Carp
very lazily. And Kenneth told it.</p>
<p>‘Ah! these humans!’ said the Carp when
he had done. ‘Always in such a hurry to think
the worst of everybody!’ He opened his
mouth squarely and shut it contemptuously.
‘You’re jolly lucky, you are. Not one boy in
a million turns into a fish, let me tell you.’</p>
<p>‘Do you mean that I’ve got to <em>go on</em> being
a fish?’ Kenneth asked.</p>
<p>‘Of course you’ll go on being a fish as long
as you stop in the water. You couldn’t live
here, you know, if you weren’t.’</p>
<p>‘I might if I was an eel,’ said Kenneth, and
thought himself very clever.</p>
<p>‘Well, <em>be</em> an eel then,’ said the Carp, and
swam away sneering and stately. Kenneth
had to swim his hardest to catch up.</p>
<p>‘Then if I get out of the water, shall I be a
boy again?’ he asked panting.</p>
<p>‘Of course, silly,’ said the Carp, ‘only you
can’t get out.’</p>
<p><SPAN name="png.303" id="png.303"></SPAN>‘Oh! can’t I?’ said Kenneth the fish,
whisked his tail and swam off. He went
straight back to the amethyst ring, picked it up
in his mouth, and swam into the shallows at
the edge of the moat. Then he tried to climb
up the slanting mud and on to the grassy bank,
but the grass hurt his fins horribly, and when
he put his nose out of the water, the air stifled
him, and he was glad to slip back again.
Then he tried to jump out of the water, but he
could only jump straight up into the air, so of
course he fell straight down again into the
water. He began to be afraid, and the thought
that perhaps he was doomed to remain for ever
a fish was indeed a terrible one. He wanted
to cry, but the tears would not come out of his
eyes. Perhaps there was no room for any
more water in the moat.</p>
<p>The smaller fishes called to him in a friendly
jolly way to come and play with them—they
were having a quite exciting game of follow-my-leader
among some enormous water-lily
stalks that looked like trunks of great trees.
But Kenneth had no heart for games just then.</p>
<p>He swam miserably round the moat looking
for the old Carp, his only acquaintance in this
strange wet world. And at last, pushing
through a thick tangle of water weeds he found
the great fish.</p>
<p><SPAN name="png.304" id="png.304"></SPAN>‘Now then,’ said the Carp testily, ‘haven’t
you any better manners than to come tearing a
gentleman’s bed-curtains like that?’</p>
<p>‘I beg your pardon,’ said Kenneth Fish,
‘but I know how clever you are. Do please
help me.’</p>
<p>‘What do you want now?’ said the Carp,
and spoke a little less crossly.</p>
<p>‘I want to get out. I want to go and be a
boy again.’</p>
<p>‘But you must have said you wanted to be
a fish.’</p>
<p>‘I didn’t mean it, if I did.’</p>
<p>‘You shouldn’t say what you don’t mean.’</p>
<p>‘I’ll try not to again,’ said Kenneth humbly,
‘but how can I get out?’</p>
<p>‘There’s only one way,’ said the Carp rolling
his vast body over in his watery bed, ‘and
a jolly unpleasant way it is. Far better stay
here and be a good little fish. On the honour
of a gentleman that’s the best thing you can
do.’</p>
<p>‘I want to get out,’ said Kenneth again.</p>
<p>‘Well then, the only way is … you know
we always teach the young fish to look out for
hooks so that they may avoid them. <em>You</em>
must look out for a hook and <em>take it</em>. Let
them catch you. On a hook.’</p>
<p>The Carp shuddered and went on solemnly,
<SPAN name="png.305" id="png.305"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>‘Have you strength? Have you patience?
Have you high courage and determination?
You will want them all. Have you all these?’</p>
<p>‘I don’t know what I’ve got,’ said poor
Kenneth, ‘except that I’ve got a tail and fins,
and I don’t know a hook when I see it. Won’t
you come with me? Oh! dear Mr. Doyen
Carp, <em>do</em> come and show me a hook.’</p>
<p>‘It will hurt you,’ said the Carp, ‘very
much indeed. You take a gentleman’s word
for it.’</p>
<p>‘I know,’ said Kenneth, ‘you needn’t rub it
in.’</p>
<p>The Carp rolled heavily out of his bed.</p>
<p>‘Come on then,’ he said, ‘I don’t admire
your taste, but if you <em>want</em> a hook, well, the
gardener’s boy is fishing in the cool of the
evening. Come on.’</p>
<p>He led the way with a steady stately movement.</p>
<p>‘I want to take the ring with me,’ said
Kenneth, ‘but I can’t get hold of it. Do you
think you could put it on my fin with your
snout?’</p>
<p>‘My what!’ shouted the old Carp indignantly
and stopped dead.</p>
<p>‘Your nose, I meant,’ said Kenneth. ‘Oh!
please don’t be angry. It would be so kind of
you if you would. Shove the ring on, I mean.’</p>
<p><SPAN name="png.306" id="png.306"></SPAN>‘That will hurt too,’ said the Carp, and
Kenneth thought he seemed not altogether
sorry that it should.</p>
<p>It did hurt very much indeed. The ring
was hard and heavy, and somehow Kenneth’s
fin would not fold up small enough for the ring
to slip over it, and the Carp’s big mouth was
rather clumsy at the work. But at last it was
done. And then they set out in search of a
hook for Kenneth to be caught with.</p>
<p>‘I wish we could find one! I wish we
could!’ Kenneth Fish kept saying.</p>
<p>‘You’re just looking for trouble,’ said the
Carp. ‘Well, here you are!’</p>
<p>Above them in the clear water hung a
delicious-looking worm. Kenneth Boy did not
like worms any better than you do, but to
Kenneth Fish that worm looked most tempting
and delightful.</p>
<p>‘Just wait a sec.,’ he said, ‘till I get that
worm.’</p>
<p>‘You little silly,’ said the Carp, ‘<em>that’s the
hook</em>. Take it.’</p>
<p>‘Wait a sec.,’ said Kenneth again.</p>
<p>His courage was beginning to ooze out of
his fin tips, and a shiver ran down him from
gills to tail.</p>
<p>‘If you once begin to think about a hook
you never take it,’ said the Carp.</p>
<p><SPAN name="png.307" id="png.307"></SPAN>‘<em>Never?</em>’ said Kenneth ‘Then … oh!
good-bye!’ he cried desperately, and snapped
at the worm. A sharp pain ran through his
head and he felt himself drawn up into the air,
that stifling, choking, husky, thick stuff in which
fish cannot breathe. And as he swung in the
air the dreadful thought came to him, ‘Suppose
I don’t turn into a boy again? Suppose I keep
being a fish?’ And then he wished he hadn’t.
But it was too late to wish that.</p>
<p>Everything grew quite dark, only inside his
head there seemed to be a light. There was a
wild, rushing, buzzing noise, then something in
his head seemed to break and he knew no more.</p>
<div class="blockq fivestar">* * * * *</div>
<p>When presently he knew things again, he
was lying on something hard. Was he Kenneth
Fish lying on a stone at the bottom of the
moat, or Kenneth Boy lying somewhere out of
the water? His breathing was all right, so
he wasn’t a fish out of water or a boy under it.</p>
<p>‘He’s coming to,’ said a voice. The Carp’s
he thought it was. But next moment he knew
it to be the voice of his aunt, and he moved
his hand and felt grass in it. He opened his
eyes and saw above him the soft gray of the
evening sky with a star or two.</p>
<p>‘Here’s the ring, Aunt,’ he said.</p>
<div class="blockq fivestar">* * * * *</div>
<div class="illus">
<p><SPAN name="png.308" id="png.308"></SPAN><span class="ns">[</span><span class="pgmark">opp p256</span><ANTIMG class="framed" src="images/illus-308.png"
width="432" height="700" alt="" title="" /><br/>‘Oh, good-bye!’ he cried desperately, and snapped at the worm.</p>
</div>
<p><SPAN name="png.310" id="png.310"></SPAN>The cook had heard a splash and had run
out just as the picnic party arrived at the front
door. They had all rushed to the moat, and
the uncle had pulled Kenneth out with the
boat-hook. He had not been in the water
more than three minutes, they said. But
Kenneth knew better.</p>
<p>They carried him in, very wet he was, and
laid him on the breakfast-room sofa, where the
aunt with hurried thoughtfulness had spread
out the uncle’s mackintosh.</p>
<p>‘Get some rough towels, Jane,’ said the
aunt. ‘Make haste, do.’</p>
<p>‘I got the ring,’ said Kenneth.</p>
<p>‘Never mind about the ring, dear,’ said the
aunt, taking his boots off.</p>
<p>‘But you said I was a thief and a liar,’
Kenneth said feebly, ‘and it was in the moat
all the time.’</p>
<p>‘<em>Mother!</em>’ it was Alison who shrieked.
‘You didn’t say that to him?’</p>
<p>‘Of course I didn’t,’ said the aunt impatiently.
She thought she hadn’t, but then Kenneth
thought she had.</p>
<p>‘It was <em>me</em> took the ring,’ said Alison, ‘and
I dropped it. I didn’t say I hadn’t. I only
said I’d rather not say. Oh Mother! poor
Kenneth!’</p>
<p>The aunt, without a word, carried Kenneth
<SPAN name="png.311" id="png.311"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>up to the bath-room and turned on the hot-water
tap. The uncle and Ethel followed.</p>
<p>‘Why didn’t you own up, you sneak?’ said
Conrad to his sister with withering scorn.</p>
<p>‘Sneak,’ echoed the stout George.</p>
<p>‘I meant to. I was only getting steam up,’
sobbed Alison. ‘I didn’t know. Mother only
told us she wasn’t pleased with Ken, and so
he wasn’t to go to the picnic. Oh! what shall I
do? What shall I do?’</p>
<p>‘Sneak!’ said her brothers in chorus, and
left her to her tears of shame and remorse.</p>
<p>It was Kenneth who next day begged
every one to forgive and forget. And as it was
<em>his</em> day—rather like a birthday, you know—when
no one could refuse him anything, all
agreed that the whole affair should be buried
in oblivion. Every one was tremendously kind,
the aunt more so than any one. But Alison’s
eyes were still red when in the afternoon they
all went fishing once more. And before
Kenneth’s hook had been two minutes in the
water there was a bite, a very big fish, the
uncle had to be called from his study to land it.</p>
<p>‘Here’s a magnificent fellow,’ said the uncle.
‘Not an ounce less than two pounds, Ken.
I’ll have it stuffed for you.’</p>
<p>And he held out the fish and Kenneth found
himself face to face with the Doyen Carp.
<SPAN name="png.312" id="png.312"></SPAN><span class="ns">
</span>There was no mistaking that mouth that
opened like a kit-bag, and shut in a sneer like
a rhinoceros’s. Its eye was most reproachful.</p>
<p>‘Oh! no,’ cried Kenneth, ‘you helped me
back and I’ll help you back,’ and he caught the
Carp from the hands of the uncle and flung it
out in the moat.</p>
<p>‘Your head’s not quite right yet, my boy,’
said the uncle kindly. ‘Hadn’t you better go
in and lie down a bit?’</p>
<p>But Alison understood, for he had told
her the whole story. He had told her that
morning before breakfast while she was still in
deep disgrace; to cheer her up, he said. And,
most disappointingly, it made her cry more than
ever.</p>
<p>‘Your poor little fins,’ she had said, ‘and
having your feet tied up in your tail. And it
was all my fault.’</p>
<p class="pgbrk">‘I liked it,’ Kenneth had said with earnest
politeness, ‘it was a most awful lark.’ And
he quite meant what he said.</p>
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