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<h2> Chapter 23 Joan Inspires the Tawdry King </h2>
<p>IN THE earliest dawn of morning, Talbot and his English forces evacuated
their bastilles and marched away, not stopping to burn, destroy, or carry
off anything, but leaving their fortresses just as they were, provisioned,
armed, and equipped for a long siege. It was difficult for the people to
believe that this great thing had really happened; that they were actually
free once more, and might go and come through any gate they pleased, with
none to molest or forbid; that the terrible Talbot, that scourge of the
French, that man whose mere name had been able to annul the effectiveness
of French armies, was gone, vanished, retreating—driven away by a
girl.</p>
<p>The city emptied itself. Out of every gate the crowds poured. They swarmed
about the English bastilles like an invasion of ants, but noisier than
those creatures, and carried off the artillery and stores, then turned all
those dozen fortresses into monster bonfires, imitation volcanoes whose
lofty columns of thick smoke seemed supporting the arch of the sky.</p>
<p>The delight of the children took another form. To some of the younger ones
seven months was a sort of lifetime. They had forgotten what grass was
like, and the velvety green meadows seemed paradise to their surprised and
happy eyes after the long habit of seeing nothing but dirty lanes and
streets. It was a wonder to them—those spacious reaches of open
country to run and dance and tumble and frolic in, after their dull and
joyless captivity; so they scampered far and wide over the fair regions on
both sides of the river, and came back at eventide weary, but laden with
flowers and flushed with new health drawn from the fresh country air and
the vigorous exercise.</p>
<p>After the burnings, the grown folk followed Joan from church to church and
put in the day in thanksgivings for the city's deliverance, and at night
they feted her and her generals and illuminated the town, and high and low
gave themselves up to festivities and rejoicings. By the time the populace
were fairly in bed, toward dawn, we were in the saddle and away toward
Tours to report to the King.</p>
<p>That was a march which would have turned any one's head but Joan's. We
moved between emotional ranks of grateful country-people all the way. They
crowded about Joan to touch her feet, her horse, her armor, and they even
knelt in the road and kissed her horse's hoof-prints.</p>
<p>The land was full of her praises. The most illustrious chiefs of the
church wrote to the King extolling the Maid, comparing her to the saints
and heroes of the Bible, and warning him not to let "unbelief,
ingratitude, or other injustice" hinder or impair the divine help sent
through her. One might think there was a touch of prophecy in that, and we
will let it go at that; but to my mind it had its inspiration in those
great men's accurate knowledge of the King's trivial and treacherous
character.</p>
<p>The King had come to Tours to meet Joan. At the present day this poor
thing is called Charles the Victorious, on account of victories which
other people won for him, but in our time we had a private name for him
which described him better, and was sanctified to him by personal
deserving—Charles the Base. When we entered the presence he sat
throned, with his tinseled snobs and dandies around him. He looked like a
forked carrot, so tightly did his clothing fit him from his waist down; he
wore shoes with a rope-like pliant toe a foot long that had to be hitched
up to the knee to keep it out of the way; he had on a crimson velvet cape
that came no lower than his elbows; on his head he had a tall felt thing
like a thimble, with a feather it its jeweled band that stuck up like a
pen from an inkhorn, and from under that thimble his bush of stiff hair
stuck down to his shoulders, curving outward at the bottom, so that the
cap and the hair together made the head like a shuttlecock. All the
materials of his dress were rich, and all the colors brilliant. In his lap
he cuddled a miniature greyhound that snarled, lifting its lip and showing
its white teeth whenever any slight movement disturbed it. The King's
dandies were dressed in about the same fashion as himself, and when I
remembered that Joan had called the war-council of Orleans "disguised
ladies' maids," it reminded me of people who squander all their money on a
trifle and then haven't anything to invest when they come across a better
chance; that name ought to have been saved for these creatures.</p>
<p>Joan fell on her knees before the majesty of France, and the other
frivolous animal in his lap—a sight which it pained me to see. What
had that man done for his country or for anybody in it, that she or any
other person should kneel to him? But she—she had just done the only
great deed that had been done for France in fifty years, and had
consecrated it with the libation of her blood. The positions should have
been reversed.</p>
<p>However, to be fair, one must grant that Charles acquitted himself very
well for the most part, on that occasion—very much better than he
was in the habit of doing. He passed his pup to a courtier, and took off
his cap to Joan as if she had been a queen. Then he stepped from his
throne and raised her, and showed quite a spirited and manly joy and
gratitude in welcoming her and thanking her for her extraordinary
achievement in his service. My prejudices are of a later date than that.
If he had continued as he was at that moment, I should not have acquired
them.</p>
<p>He acted handsomely. He said:</p>
<p>"You shall not kneel to me, my matchless General; you have wrought
royally, and royal courtesies are your due." Noticing that she was pale,
he said, "But you must not stand; you have lost blood for France, and your
wound is yet green—come." He led her to a seat and sat down by her.
"Now, then, speak out frankly, as to one who owes you much and freely
confesses it before all this courtly assemblage. What shall be your
reward? Name it."</p>
<p>I was ashamed of him. And yet that was not fair, for how could he be
expected to know this marvelous child in these few weeks, when we who
thought we had known her all her life were daily seeing the clouds uncover
some new altitudes of her character whose existence was not suspected by
us before? But we are all that way: when we know a thing we have only
scorn for other people who don't happen to know it. And I was ashamed of
these courtiers, too, for the way they licked their chops, so to speak, as
envying Joan her great chance, they not knowing her any better than the
King did. A blush began to rise in Joan's cheeks at the thought that she
was working for her country for pay, and she dropped her head and tried to
hide her face, as girls always do when they find themselves blushing; no
one knows why they do, but they do, and the more they blush the more they
fail to get reconciled to it, and the more they can't bear to have people
look at them when they are doing it. The King made it a great deal worse
by calling attention to it, which is the unkindest thing a person can do
when a girl is blushing; sometimes, when there is a big crowd of
strangers, it is even likely to make her cry if she is as young as Joan
was. God knows the reason for this, it is hidden from men. As for me, I
would as soon blush as sneeze; in fact, I would rather. However, these
meditations are not of consequence: I will go on with what I was saying.
The King rallied her for blushing, and this brought up the rest of the
blood and turned her face to fire. Then he was sorry, seeing what he had
done, and tried to make her comfortable by saying the blush was exceeding
becoming to her and not to mind it—which caused even the dog to
notice it now, so of course the red in Joan's face turned to purple, and
the tears overflowed and ran down—I could have told anybody that
that would happen. The King was distressed, and saw that the best thing to
do would be to get away from this subject, so he began to say the finest
kind of things about Joan's capture of the Tourelles, and presently when
she was more composed he mentioned the reward again and pressed her to
name it. Everybody listened with anxious interest to hear what her claim
was going to be, but when her answer came their faces showed that the
thing she asked for was not what they had been expecting.</p>
<p>"Oh, dear and gracious Dauphin, I have but one desire—only one. If—"</p>
<p>"Do not be afraid, my child—name it."</p>
<p>"That you will not delay a day. My army is strong and valiant, and eager
to finish its work—march with me to Rheims and receive your crown."
You could see the indolent King shrink, in his butterfly clothes.</p>
<p>"To Rheims—oh, impossible, my General! We march through the heart of
England's power?"</p>
<p>Could those be French faces there? Not one of them lighted in response to
the girl's brave proposition, but all promptly showed satisfaction in the
King's objection. Leave this silken idleness for the rude contact of war?
None of these butterflies desired that. They passed their jeweled
comfit-boxes one to another and whispered their content in the head
butterfly's practical prudence. Joan pleaded with the King, saying:</p>
<p>"Ah, I pray you do not throw away this perfect opportunity. Everything is
favorable—everything. It is as if the circumstances were specially
made for it. The spirits of our army are exalted with victory, those of
the English forces depressed by defeat. Delay will change this. Seeing us
hesitate to follow up our advantage, our men will wonder, doubt, lose
confidence, and the English will wonder, gather courage, and be bold
again. Now is the time—pritheee let us march!"</p>
<p>The King shook his head, and La Tremouille, being asked for an opinion,
eagerly furnished it:</p>
<p>"Sire, all prudence is against it. Think of the English strongholds along
the Loire; think of those that lie between us and Rheims!"</p>
<p>He was going on, but Joan cut him short, and said, turning to him:</p>
<p>"If we wait, they will all be strengthened, reinforced. Will that
advantage us?"</p>
<p>"Why—no."</p>
<p>"Then what is your suggestion?—what is it that you would propose to
do?"</p>
<p>"My judgment is to wait."</p>
<p>"Wait for what?"</p>
<p>The minister was obliged to hesitate, for he knew of no explanation that
would sound well. Moreover, he was not used to being catechized in this
fashion, with the eyes of a crowd of people on him, so he was irritated,
and said:</p>
<p>"Matters of state are not proper matters for public discussion."</p>
<p>Joan said placidly:</p>
<p>"I have to beg your pardon. My trespass came of ignorance. I did not know
that matters connected with your department of the government were matters
of state."</p>
<p>The minister lifted his brows in amused surprise, and said, with a touch
of sarcasm:</p>
<p>"I am the King's chief minister, and yet you had the impression that
matters connected with my department are not matters of state? Pray, how
is that?"</p>
<p>Joan replied, indifferently:</p>
<p>"Because there is no state."</p>
<p>"No state!"</p>
<p>"No, sir, there is no state, and no use for a minister. France is shrunk
to a couple of acres of ground; a sheriff's constable could take care of
it; its affairs are not matters of state. The term is too large."</p>
<p>The King did not blush, but burst into a hearty, careless laugh, and the
court laughed too, but prudently turned its head and did it silently. La
Tremouille was angry, and opened his mouth to speak, but the King put up
his hand, and said:</p>
<p>"There—I take her under the royal protection. She has spoken the
truth, the ungilded truth—how seldom I hear it! With all this tinsel
on me and all this tinsel about me, I am but a sheriff after all—a
poor shabby two-acre sheriff—and you are but a constable," and he
laughed his cordial laugh again. "Joan, my frank, honest General, will you
name your reward? I would ennoble you. You shall quarter the crown and the
lilies of France for blazon, and with them your victorious sword to defend
them—speak the word."</p>
<p>It made an eager buzz of surprise and envy in the assemblage, but Joan
shook her head and said:</p>
<p>"Ah, I cannot, dear and noble Dauphin. To be allowed to work for France,
to spend one's self for France, is itself so supreme a reward that nothing
can add to it—nothing. Give me the one reward I ask, the dearest of
all rewards, the highest in your gift—march with me to Rheims and
receive your crown. I will beg it on my knees."</p>
<p>But the King put his hand on her arm, and there was a really brave
awakening in his voice and a manly fire in his eye when he said:</p>
<p>"No, sit. You have conquered me—it shall be as you—"</p>
<p>But a warning sign from his minister halted him, and he added, to the
relief of the court:</p>
<p>"Well, well, we will think of it, we will think it over and see. Does that
content you, impulsive little soldier?"</p>
<p>The first part of the speech sent a glow of delight to Joan's face, but
the end of it quenched it and she looked sad, and the tears gathered in
her eyes. After a moment she spoke out with what seemed a sort of
terrified impulse, and said:</p>
<p>"Oh, use me; I beseech you, use me—there is but little time!"</p>
<p>"But little time?"</p>
<p>"Only a year—I shall last only a year."</p>
<p>"Why, child, there are fifty good years in that compact little body yet."</p>
<p>"Oh, you err, indeed you do. In one little year the end will come. Ah, the
time is so short, so short; the moments are flying, and so much to be
done. Oh, use me, and quickly—it is life or death for France."</p>
<p>Even those insects were sobered by her impassioned words. The King looked
very grave—grave, and strongly impressed. His eyes lit suddenly with
an eloquent fire, and he rose and drew his sword and raised it aloft; then
he brought it slowly down upon Joan's shoulder and said:</p>
<p>"Ah, thou art so simple, so true, so great, so noble—and by this
accolade I join thee to the nobility of France, thy fitting place! And for
thy sake I do hereby ennoble all thy family and all thy kin; and all their
descendants born in wedlock, not only in the male but also in the female
line. And more!—more! To distinguish thy house and honor it above
all others, we add a privilege never accorded to any before in the history
of these dominions: the females of thy line shall have and hold the right
to ennoble their husbands when these shall be of inferior degree."
[Astonishment and envy flared up in every countenance when the words were
uttered which conferred this extraordinary grace. The King paused and
looked around upon these signs with quite evident satisfaction.] "Rise,
Joan of Arc, now and henceforth surnamed Du Lis, in grateful
acknowledgment of the good blow which you have struck for the lilies of
France; and they, and the royal crown, and your own victorious sword, fit
and fair company for each other, shall be grouped in you escutcheon and be
and remain the symbol of your high nobility forever."</p>
<p>As my Lady Du Lis rose, the gilded children of privilege pressed forward
to welcome her to their sacred ranks and call her by her new name; but she
was troubled, and said these honors were not meet for one of her lowly
birth and station, and by their kind grace she would remain simple Joan of
Arc, nothing more—and so be called.</p>
<p>Nothing more! As if there could be anything more, anything higher,
anything greater. My Lady Du Lis—why, it was tinsel, petty,
perishable. But, JOAN OF ARC! The mere sound of it sets one's pulses
leaping.</p>
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