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<h2> CHAPTER V. QUASIMODO. </h2>
<p>In the twinkling of an eye, all was ready to execute Coppenole's idea.
Bourgeois, scholars and law clerks all set to work. The little chapel
situated opposite the marble table was selected for the scene of the
grinning match. A pane broken in the pretty rose window above the door,
left free a circle of stone through which it was agreed that the
competitors should thrust their heads. In order to reach it, it was only
necessary to mount upon a couple of hogsheads, which had been produced
from I know not where, and perched one upon the other, after a fashion. It
was settled that each candidate, man or woman (for it was possible to
choose a female pope), should, for the sake of leaving the impression of
his grimace fresh and complete, cover his face and remain concealed in the
chapel until the moment of his appearance. In less than an instant, the
chapel was crowded with competitors, upon whom the door was then closed.</p>
<p>Coppenole, from his post, ordered all, directed all, arranged all. During
the uproar, the cardinal, no less abashed than Gringoire, had retired with
all his suite, under the pretext of business and vespers, without the
crowd which his arrival had so deeply stirred being in the least moved by
his departure. Guillaume Rym was the only one who noticed his eminence's
discomfiture. The attention of the populace, like the sun, pursued its
revolution; having set out from one end of the hall, and halted for a
space in the middle, it had now reached the other end. The marble table,
the brocaded gallery had each had their day; it was now the turn of the
chapel of Louis XI. Henceforth, the field was open to all folly. There was
no one there now, but the Flemings and the rabble.</p>
<p>The grimaces began. The first face which appeared at the aperture, with
eyelids turned up to the reds, a mouth open like a maw, and a brow
wrinkled like our hussar boots of the Empire, evoked such an
inextinguishable peal of laughter that Homer would have taken all these
louts for gods. Nevertheless, the grand hall was anything but Olympus, and
Gringoire's poor Jupiter knew it better than any one else. A second and
third grimace followed, then another and another; and the laughter and
transports of delight went on increasing. There was in this spectacle, a
peculiar power of intoxication and fascination, of which it would be
difficult to convey to the reader of our day and our salons any idea.</p>
<p>Let the reader picture to himself a series of visages presenting
successively all geometrical forms, from the triangle to the trapezium,
from the cone to the polyhedron; all human expressions, from wrath to
lewdness; all ages, from the wrinkles of the new-born babe to the wrinkles
of the aged and dying; all religious phantasmagories, from Faun to
Beelzebub; all animal profiles, from the maw to the beak, from the jowl to
the muzzle. Let the reader imagine all these grotesque figures of the Pont
Neuf, those nightmares petrified beneath the hand of Germain Pilon,
assuming life and breath, and coming in turn to stare you in the face with
burning eyes; all the masks of the Carnival of Venice passing in
succession before your glass,—in a word, a human kaleidoscope.</p>
<p>The orgy grew more and more Flemish. Teniers could have given but a very
imperfect idea of it. Let the reader picture to himself in bacchanal form,
Salvator Rosa's battle. There were no longer either scholars or
ambassadors or bourgeois or men or women; there was no longer any Clopin
Trouillefou, nor Gilles Lecornu, nor Marie Quatrelivres, nor Robin
Poussepain. All was universal license. The grand hall was no longer
anything but a vast furnace of effrontry and joviality, where every mouth
was a cry, every individual a posture; everything shouted and howled. The
strange visages which came, in turn, to gnash their teeth in the rose
window, were like so many brands cast into the brazier; and from the whole
of this effervescing crowd, there escaped, as from a furnace, a sharp,
piercing, stinging noise, hissing like the wings of a gnat.</p>
<p>"Ho h�! curse it!"</p>
<p>"Just look at that face!"</p>
<p>"It's not good for anything."</p>
<p>"Guillemette Maugerepuis, just look at that bull's muzzle; it only lacks
the horns. It can't be your husband."</p>
<p>"Another!"</p>
<p>"Belly of the pope! what sort of a grimace is that?"</p>
<p>"Hola h�! that's cheating. One must show only one's face."</p>
<p>"That damned Perrette Callebotte! she's capable of that!"</p>
<p>"Good! Good!"</p>
<p>"I'm stifling!"</p>
<p>"There's a fellow whose ears won't go through!" Etc., etc.</p>
<p>But we must do justice to our friend Jehan. In the midst of this witches'
sabbath, he was still to be seen on the top of his pillar, like the
cabin-boy on the topmast. He floundered about with incredible fury. His
mouth was wide open, and from it there escaped a cry which no one heard,
not that it was covered by the general clamor, great as that was but
because it attained, no doubt, the limit of perceptible sharp sounds, the
thousand vibrations of Sauveur, or the eight thousand of Biot.</p>
<p>As for Gringoire, the first moment of depression having passed, he had
regained his composure. He had hardened himself against adversity.—-"Continue!"
he had said for the third time, to his comedians, speaking machines; then
as he was marching with great strides in front of the marble table, a
fancy seized him to go and appear in his turn at the aperture of the
chapel, were it only for the pleasure of making a grimace at that
ungrateful populace.—"But no, that would not be worthy of us; no,
vengeance! let us combat until the end," he repeated to himself; "the
power of poetry over people is great; I will bring them back. We shall see
which will carry the day, grimaces or polite literature."</p>
<p>Alas! he had been left the sole spectator of his piece. It was far worse
than it had been a little while before. He no longer beheld anything but
backs.</p>
<p>I am mistaken. The big, patient man, whom he had already consulted in a
critical moment, had remained with his face turned towards the stage. As
for Gisquette and Li�narde, they had deserted him long ago.</p>
<p>Gringoire was touched to the heart by the fidelity of his only spectator.
He approached him and addressed him, shaking his arm slightly; for the
good man was leaning on the balustrade and dozing a little.</p>
<p>"Monsieur," said Gringoire, "I thank you!"</p>
<p>"Monsieur," replied the big man with a yawn, "for what?"</p>
<p>"I see what wearies you," resumed the poet; "'tis all this noise which
prevents your hearing comfortably. But be at ease! your name shall descend
to posterity! Your name, if you please?"</p>
<p>"Renauld Chateau, guardian of the seals of the Ch�telet of Paris, at your
service."</p>
<p>"Monsieur, you are the only representative of the muses here," said
Gringoire.</p>
<p>"You are too kind, sir," said the guardian of the seals at the Ch�telet.</p>
<p>"You are the only one," resumed Gringoire, "who has listened to the piece
decorously. What do you think of it?"</p>
<p>"He! he!" replied the fat magistrate, half aroused, "it's tolerably jolly,
that's a fact."</p>
<p>Gringoire was forced to content himself with this eulogy; for a thunder of
applause, mingled with a prodigious acclamation, cut their conversation
short. The Pope of the Fools had been elected.</p>
<p>"Noel! Noel! Noel!"* shouted the people on all sides. That was, in fact, a
marvellous grimace which was beaming at that moment through the aperture
in the rose window. After all the pentagonal, hexagonal, and whimsical
faces, which had succeeded each other at that hole without realizing the
ideal of the grotesque which their imaginations, excited by the orgy, had
constructed, nothing less was needed to win their suffrages than the
sublime grimace which had just dazzled the assembly. Master Coppenole
himself applauded, and Clopin Trouillefou, who had been among the
competitors (and God knows what intensity of ugliness his visage could
attain), confessed himself conquered: We will do the same. We shall not
try to give the reader an idea of that tetrahedral nose, that horseshoe
mouth; that little left eye obstructed with a red, bushy, bristling
eyebrow, while the right eye disappeared entirely beneath an enormous
wart; of those teeth in disarray, broken here and there, like the
embattled parapet of a fortress; of that callous lip, upon which one of
these teeth encroached, like the tusk of an elephant; of that forked chin;
and above all, of the expression spread over the whole; of that mixture of
malice, amazement, and sadness. Let the reader dream of this whole, if he
can.</p>
<p>* The ancient French hurrah.<br/></p>
<p>The acclamation was unanimous; people rushed towards the chapel. They made
the lucky Pope of the Fools come forth in triumph. But it was then that
surprise and admiration attained their highest pitch; the grimace was his
face.</p>
<p>Or rather, his whole person was a grimace. A huge head, bristling with red
hair; between his shoulders an enormous hump, a counterpart perceptible in
front; a system of thighs and legs so strangely astray that they could
touch each other only at the knees, and, viewed from the front, resembled
the crescents of two scythes joined by the handles; large feet, monstrous
hands; and, with all this deformity, an indescribable and redoubtable air
of vigor, agility, and courage,—strange exception to the eternal
rule which wills that force as well as beauty shall be the result of
harmony. Such was the pope whom the fools had just chosen for themselves.</p>
<p>One would have pronounced him a giant who had been broken and badly put
together again.</p>
<p>When this species of cyclops appeared on the threshold of the chapel,
motionless, squat, and almost as broad as he was tall; squared on the
base, as a great man says; with his doublet half red, half violet, sown
with silver bells, and, above all, in the perfection of his ugliness, the
populace recognized him on the instant, and shouted with one voice,—</p>
<p>"'Tis Quasimodo, the bellringer! 'tis Quasimodo, the hunchback of
Notre-Dame! Quasimodo, the one-eyed! Quasimodo, the bandy-legged! Noel!
Noel!"</p>
<p>It will be seen that the poor fellow had a choice of surnames.</p>
<p>"Let the women with child beware!" shouted the scholars.</p>
<p>"Or those who wish to be," resumed Joannes.</p>
<p>The women did, in fact, hide their faces.</p>
<p>"Oh! the horrible monkey!" said one of them.</p>
<p>"As wicked as he is ugly," retorted another.</p>
<p>"He's the devil," added a third.</p>
<p>"I have the misfortune to live near Notre-Dame; I hear him prowling round
the eaves by night."</p>
<p>"With the cats."</p>
<p>"He's always on our roofs."</p>
<p>"He throws spells down our chimneys."</p>
<p>"The other evening, he came and made a grimace at me through my attic
window. I thought that it was a man. Such a fright as I had!"</p>
<p>"I'm sure that he goes to the witches' sabbath. Once he left a broom on my
leads."</p>
<p>"Oh! what a displeasing hunchback's face!"</p>
<p>"Oh! what an ill-favored soul!"</p>
<p>"Whew!"</p>
<p>The men, on the contrary, were delighted and applauded. Quasimodo, the
object of the tumult, still stood on the threshold of the chapel, sombre
and grave, and allowed them to admire him.</p>
<p>One scholar (Robin Poussepain, I think), came and laughed in his face, and
too close. Quasimodo contented himself with taking him by the girdle, and
hurling him ten paces off amid the crowd; all without uttering a word.</p>
<p>Master Coppenole, in amazement, approached him.</p>
<p>"Cross of God! Holy Father! you possess the handsomest ugliness that I
have ever beheld in my life. You would deserve to be pope at Rome, as well
as at Paris."</p>
<p>So saying, he placed his hand gayly on his shoulder. Quasimodo did not
stir. Coppenole went on,—</p>
<p>"You are a rogue with whom I have a fancy for carousing, were it to cost
me a new dozen of twelve livres of Tours. How does it strike you?"</p>
<p>Quasimodo made no reply.</p>
<p>"Cross of God!" said the hosier, "are you deaf?"</p>
<p>He was, in truth, deaf.</p>
<p>Nevertheless, he began to grow impatient with Coppenole's behavior, and
suddenly turned towards him with so formidable a gnashing of teeth, that
the Flemish giant recoiled, like a bull-dog before a cat.</p>
<p>Then there was created around that strange personage, a circle of terror
and respect, whose radius was at least fifteen geometrical feet. An old
woman explained to Coppenole that Quasimodo was deaf.</p>
<p>"Deaf!" said the hosier, with his great Flemish laugh. "Cross of God! He's
a perfect pope!"</p>
<p>"He! I recognize him," exclaimed Jehan, who had, at last, descended from
his capital, in order to see Quasimodo at closer quarters, "he's the
bellringer of my brother, the archdeacon. Good-day, Quasimodo!"</p>
<p>"What a devil of a man!" said Robin Poussepain still all bruised with his
fall. "He shows himself; he's a hunchback. He walks; he's bandy-legged. He
looks at you; he's one-eyed. You speak to him; he's deaf. And what does
this Polyphemus do with his tongue?"</p>
<p>"He speaks when he chooses," said the old woman; "he became deaf through
ringing the bells. He is not dumb."</p>
<p>"That he lacks," remarks Jehan.</p>
<p>"And he has one eye too many," added Robin Poussepain.</p>
<p>"Not at all," said Jehan wisely. "A one-eyed man is far less complete than
a blind man. He knows what he lacks."</p>
<p>In the meantime, all the beggars, all the lackeys, all the cutpurses,
joined with the scholars, had gone in procession to seek, in the cupboard
of the law clerks' company, the cardboard tiara, and the derisive robe of
the Pope of the Fools. Quasimodo allowed them to array him in them without
wincing, and with a sort of proud docility. Then they made him seat
himself on a motley litter. Twelve officers of the fraternity of fools
raised him on their shoulders; and a sort of bitter and disdainful joy
lighted up the morose face of the cyclops, when he beheld beneath his
deformed feet all those heads of handsome, straight, well-made men. Then
the ragged and howling procession set out on its march, according to
custom, around the inner galleries of the Courts, before making the
circuit of the streets and squares.</p>
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