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<h2> Chapter 21 </h2>
<p>The discussion of Mr. Collins's offer was now nearly at an end, and
Elizabeth had only to suffer from the uncomfortable feelings necessarily
attending it, and occasionally from some peevish allusions of her mother.
As for the gentleman himself, <i>his</i> feelings were chiefly expressed,
not by embarrassment or dejection, or by trying to avoid her, but by
stiffness of manner and resentful silence. He scarcely ever spoke to her,
and the assiduous attentions which he had been so sensible of himself were
transferred for the rest of the day to Miss Lucas, whose civility in
listening to him was a seasonable relief to them all, and especially to
her friend.</p>
<p>The morrow produced no abatement of Mrs. Bennet's ill-humour or ill
health. Mr. Collins was also in the same state of angry pride. Elizabeth
had hoped that his resentment might shorten his visit, but his plan did
not appear in the least affected by it. He was always to have gone on
Saturday, and to Saturday he meant to stay.</p>
<p>After breakfast, the girls walked to Meryton to inquire if Mr. Wickham
were returned, and to lament over his absence from the Netherfield ball.
He joined them on their entering the town, and attended them to their
aunt's where his regret and vexation, and the concern of everybody, was
well talked over. To Elizabeth, however, he voluntarily acknowledged that
the necessity of his absence <i>had</i> been self-imposed.</p>
<p>"I found," said he, "as the time drew near that I had better not meet Mr.
Darcy; that to be in the same room, the same party with him for so many
hours together, might be more than I could bear, and that scenes might
arise unpleasant to more than myself."</p>
<p>She highly approved his forbearance, and they had leisure for a full
discussion of it, and for all the commendation which they civilly bestowed
on each other, as Wickham and another officer walked back with them to
Longbourn, and during the walk he particularly attended to her. His
accompanying them was a double advantage; she felt all the compliment it
offered to herself, and it was most acceptable as an occasion of
introducing him to her father and mother.</p>
<p>Soon after their return, a letter was delivered to Miss Bennet; it came
from Netherfield. The envelope contained a sheet of elegant, little,
hot-pressed paper, well covered with a lady's fair, flowing hand; and
Elizabeth saw her sister's countenance change as she read it, and saw her
dwelling intently on some particular passages. Jane recollected herself
soon, and putting the letter away, tried to join with her usual
cheerfulness in the general conversation; but Elizabeth felt an anxiety on
the subject which drew off her attention even from Wickham; and no sooner
had he and his companion taken leave, than a glance from Jane invited her
to follow her up stairs. When they had gained their own room, Jane, taking
out the letter, said:</p>
<p>"This is from Caroline Bingley; what it contains has surprised me a good
deal. The whole party have left Netherfield by this time, and are on their
way to town—and without any intention of coming back again. You
shall hear what she says."</p>
<p>She then read the first sentence aloud, which comprised the information of
their having just resolved to follow their brother to town directly, and
of their meaning to dine in Grosvenor Street, where Mr. Hurst had a house.
The next was in these words: "I do not pretend to regret anything I shall
leave in Hertfordshire, except your society, my dearest friend; but we
will hope, at some future period, to enjoy many returns of that delightful
intercourse we have known, and in the meanwhile may lessen the pain of
separation by a very frequent and most unreserved correspondence. I depend
on you for that." To these highflown expressions Elizabeth listened with
all the insensibility of distrust; and though the suddenness of their
removal surprised her, she saw nothing in it really to lament; it was not
to be supposed that their absence from Netherfield would prevent Mr.
Bingley's being there; and as to the loss of their society, she was
persuaded that Jane must cease to regard it, in the enjoyment of his.</p>
<p>"It is unlucky," said she, after a short pause, "that you should not be
able to see your friends before they leave the country. But may we not
hope that the period of future happiness to which Miss Bingley looks
forward may arrive earlier than she is aware, and that the delightful
intercourse you have known as friends will be renewed with yet greater
satisfaction as sisters? Mr. Bingley will not be detained in London by
them."</p>
<p>"Caroline decidedly says that none of the party will return into
Hertfordshire this winter. I will read it to you:"</p>
<p>"When my brother left us yesterday, he imagined that the business which
took him to London might be concluded in three or four days; but as we are
certain it cannot be so, and at the same time convinced that when Charles
gets to town he will be in no hurry to leave it again, we have determined
on following him thither, that he may not be obliged to spend his vacant
hours in a comfortless hotel. Many of my acquaintances are already there
for the winter; I wish that I could hear that you, my dearest friend, had
any intention of making one of the crowd—but of that I despair. I
sincerely hope your Christmas in Hertfordshire may abound in the gaieties
which that season generally brings, and that your beaux will be so
numerous as to prevent your feeling the loss of the three of whom we shall
deprive you."</p>
<p>"It is evident by this," added Jane, "that he comes back no more this
winter."</p>
<p>"It is only evident that Miss Bingley does not mean that he <i>should</i>."</p>
<p>"Why will you think so? It must be his own doing. He is his own master.
But you do not know <i>all</i>. I <i>will</i> read you the passage which
particularly hurts me. I will have no reserves from <i>you</i>."</p>
<p>"Mr. Darcy is impatient to see his sister; and, to confess the truth, <i>we</i>
are scarcely less eager to meet her again. I really do not think Georgiana
Darcy has her equal for beauty, elegance, and accomplishments; and the
affection she inspires in Louisa and myself is heightened into something
still more interesting, from the hope we dare entertain of her being
hereafter our sister. I do not know whether I ever before mentioned to you
my feelings on this subject; but I will not leave the country without
confiding them, and I trust you will not esteem them unreasonable. My
brother admires her greatly already; he will have frequent opportunity now
of seeing her on the most intimate footing; her relations all wish the
connection as much as his own; and a sister's partiality is not misleading
me, I think, when I call Charles most capable of engaging any woman's
heart. With all these circumstances to favour an attachment, and nothing
to prevent it, am I wrong, my dearest Jane, in indulging the hope of an
event which will secure the happiness of so many?"</p>
<p>"What do you think of <i>this</i> sentence, my dear Lizzy?" said Jane as
she finished it. "Is it not clear enough? Does it not expressly declare
that Caroline neither expects nor wishes me to be her sister; that she is
perfectly convinced of her brother's indifference; and that if she
suspects the nature of my feelings for him, she means (most kindly!) to
put me on my guard? Can there be any other opinion on the subject?"</p>
<p>"Yes, there can; for mine is totally different. Will you hear it?"</p>
<p>"Most willingly."</p>
<p>"You shall have it in a few words. Miss Bingley sees that her brother is
in love with you, and wants him to marry Miss Darcy. She follows him to
town in hope of keeping him there, and tries to persuade you that he does
not care about you."</p>
<p>Jane shook her head.</p>
<p>"Indeed, Jane, you ought to believe me. No one who has ever seen you
together can doubt his affection. Miss Bingley, I am sure, cannot. She is
not such a simpleton. Could she have seen half as much love in Mr. Darcy
for herself, she would have ordered her wedding clothes. But the case is
this: We are not rich enough or grand enough for them; and she is the more
anxious to get Miss Darcy for her brother, from the notion that when there
has been <i>one</i> intermarriage, she may have less trouble in achieving
a second; in which there is certainly some ingenuity, and I dare say it
would succeed, if Miss de Bourgh were out of the way. But, my dearest
Jane, you cannot seriously imagine that because Miss Bingley tells you her
brother greatly admires Miss Darcy, he is in the smallest degree less
sensible of <i>your</i> merit than when he took leave of you on Tuesday,
or that it will be in her power to persuade him that, instead of being in
love with you, he is very much in love with her friend."</p>
<p>"If we thought alike of Miss Bingley," replied Jane, "your representation
of all this might make me quite easy. But I know the foundation is unjust.
Caroline is incapable of wilfully deceiving anyone; and all that I can
hope in this case is that she is deceiving herself."</p>
<p>"That is right. You could not have started a more happy idea, since you
will not take comfort in mine. Believe her to be deceived, by all means.
You have now done your duty by her, and must fret no longer."</p>
<p>"But, my dear sister, can I be happy, even supposing the best, in
accepting a man whose sisters and friends are all wishing him to marry
elsewhere?"</p>
<p>"You must decide for yourself," said Elizabeth; "and if, upon mature
deliberation, you find that the misery of disobliging his two sisters is
more than equivalent to the happiness of being his wife, I advise you by
all means to refuse him."</p>
<p>"How can you talk so?" said Jane, faintly smiling. "You must know that
though I should be exceedingly grieved at their disapprobation, I could
not hesitate."</p>
<p>"I did not think you would; and that being the case, I cannot consider
your situation with much compassion."</p>
<p>"But if he returns no more this winter, my choice will never be required.
A thousand things may arise in six months!"</p>
<p>The idea of his returning no more Elizabeth treated with the utmost
contempt. It appeared to her merely the suggestion of Caroline's
interested wishes, and she could not for a moment suppose that those
wishes, however openly or artfully spoken, could influence a young man so
totally independent of everyone.</p>
<p>She represented to her sister as forcibly as possible what she felt on the
subject, and had soon the pleasure of seeing its happy effect. Jane's
temper was not desponding, and she was gradually led to hope, though the
diffidence of affection sometimes overcame the hope, that Bingley would
return to Netherfield and answer every wish of her heart.</p>
<p>They agreed that Mrs. Bennet should only hear of the departure of the
family, without being alarmed on the score of the gentleman's conduct; but
even this partial communication gave her a great deal of concern, and she
bewailed it as exceedingly unlucky that the ladies should happen to go
away just as they were all getting so intimate together. After lamenting
it, however, at some length, she had the consolation that Mr. Bingley
would be soon down again and soon dining at Longbourn, and the conclusion
of all was the comfortable declaration, that though he had been invited
only to a family dinner, she would take care to have two full courses.</p>
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<h2> Chapter 22 </h2>
<p>The Bennets were engaged to dine with the Lucases and again during the
chief of the day was Miss Lucas so kind as to listen to Mr. Collins.
Elizabeth took an opportunity of thanking her. "It keeps him in good
humour," said she, "and I am more obliged to you than I can express."
Charlotte assured her friend of her satisfaction in being useful, and that
it amply repaid her for the little sacrifice of her time. This was very
amiable, but Charlotte's kindness extended farther than Elizabeth had any
conception of; its object was nothing else than to secure her from any
return of Mr. Collins's addresses, by engaging them towards herself. Such
was Miss Lucas's scheme; and appearances were so favourable, that when
they parted at night, she would have felt almost secure of success if he
had not been to leave Hertfordshire so very soon. But here she did
injustice to the fire and independence of his character, for it led him to
escape out of Longbourn House the next morning with admirable slyness, and
hasten to Lucas Lodge to throw himself at her feet. He was anxious to
avoid the notice of his cousins, from a conviction that if they saw him
depart, they could not fail to conjecture his design, and he was not
willing to have the attempt known till its success might be known
likewise; for though feeling almost secure, and with reason, for Charlotte
had been tolerably encouraging, he was comparatively diffident since the
adventure of Wednesday. His reception, however, was of the most flattering
kind. Miss Lucas perceived him from an upper window as he walked towards
the house, and instantly set out to meet him accidentally in the lane. But
little had she dared to hope that so much love and eloquence awaited her
there.</p>
<p>In as short a time as Mr. Collins's long speeches would allow, everything
was settled between them to the satisfaction of both; and as they entered
the house he earnestly entreated her to name the day that was to make him
the happiest of men; and though such a solicitation must be waived for the
present, the lady felt no inclination to trifle with his happiness. The
stupidity with which he was favoured by nature must guard his courtship
from any charm that could make a woman wish for its continuance; and Miss
Lucas, who accepted him solely from the pure and disinterested desire of
an establishment, cared not how soon that establishment were gained.</p>
<p>Sir William and Lady Lucas were speedily applied to for their consent; and
it was bestowed with a most joyful alacrity. Mr. Collins's present
circumstances made it a most eligible match for their daughter, to whom
they could give little fortune; and his prospects of future wealth were
exceedingly fair. Lady Lucas began directly to calculate, with more
interest than the matter had ever excited before, how many years longer
Mr. Bennet was likely to live; and Sir William gave it as his decided
opinion, that whenever Mr. Collins should be in possession of the
Longbourn estate, it would be highly expedient that both he and his wife
should make their appearance at St. James's. The whole family, in short,
were properly overjoyed on the occasion. The younger girls formed hopes of
<i>coming out</i> a year or two sooner than they might otherwise have
done; and the boys were relieved from their apprehension of Charlotte's
dying an old maid. Charlotte herself was tolerably composed. She had
gained her point, and had time to consider of it. Her reflections were in
general satisfactory. Mr. Collins, to be sure, was neither sensible nor
agreeable; his society was irksome, and his attachment to her must be
imaginary. But still he would be her husband. Without thinking highly
either of men or matrimony, marriage had always been her object; it was
the only provision for well-educated young women of small fortune, and
however uncertain of giving happiness, must be their pleasantest
preservative from want. This preservative she had now obtained; and at the
age of twenty-seven, without having ever been handsome, she felt all the
good luck of it. The least agreeable circumstance in the business was the
surprise it must occasion to Elizabeth Bennet, whose friendship she valued
beyond that of any other person. Elizabeth would wonder, and probably
would blame her; and though her resolution was not to be shaken, her
feelings must be hurt by such a disapprobation. She resolved to give her
the information herself, and therefore charged Mr. Collins, when he
returned to Longbourn to dinner, to drop no hint of what had passed before
any of the family. A promise of secrecy was of course very dutifully
given, but it could not be kept without difficulty; for the curiosity
excited by his long absence burst forth in such very direct questions on
his return as required some ingenuity to evade, and he was at the same
time exercising great self-denial, for he was longing to publish his
prosperous love.</p>
<p>As he was to begin his journey too early on the morrow to see any of the
family, the ceremony of leave-taking was performed when the ladies moved
for the night; and Mrs. Bennet, with great politeness and cordiality, said
how happy they should be to see him at Longbourn again, whenever his
engagements might allow him to visit them.</p>
<p>"My dear madam," he replied, "this invitation is particularly gratifying,
because it is what I have been hoping to receive; and you may be very
certain that I shall avail myself of it as soon as possible."</p>
<p>They were all astonished; and Mr. Bennet, who could by no means wish for
so speedy a return, immediately said:</p>
<p>"But is there not danger of Lady Catherine's disapprobation here, my good
sir? You had better neglect your relations than run the risk of offending
your patroness."</p>
<p>"My dear sir," replied Mr. Collins, "I am particularly obliged to you for
this friendly caution, and you may depend upon my not taking so material a
step without her ladyship's concurrence."</p>
<p>"You cannot be too much upon your guard. Risk anything rather than her
displeasure; and if you find it likely to be raised by your coming to us
again, which I should think exceedingly probable, stay quietly at home,
and be satisfied that <i>we</i> shall take no offence."</p>
<p>"Believe me, my dear sir, my gratitude is warmly excited by such
affectionate attention; and depend upon it, you will speedily receive from
me a letter of thanks for this, and for every other mark of your regard
during my stay in Hertfordshire. As for my fair cousins, though my absence
may not be long enough to render it necessary, I shall now take the
liberty of wishing them health and happiness, not excepting my cousin
Elizabeth."</p>
<p>With proper civilities the ladies then withdrew; all of them equally
surprised that he meditated a quick return. Mrs. Bennet wished to
understand by it that he thought of paying his addresses to one of her
younger girls, and Mary might have been prevailed on to accept him. She
rated his abilities much higher than any of the others; there was a
solidity in his reflections which often struck her, and though by no means
so clever as herself, she thought that if encouraged to read and improve
himself by such an example as hers, he might become a very agreeable
companion. But on the following morning, every hope of this kind was done
away. Miss Lucas called soon after breakfast, and in a private conference
with Elizabeth related the event of the day before.</p>
<p>The possibility of Mr. Collins's fancying himself in love with her friend
had once occurred to Elizabeth within the last day or two; but that
Charlotte could encourage him seemed almost as far from possibility as she
could encourage him herself, and her astonishment was consequently so
great as to overcome at first the bounds of decorum, and she could not
help crying out:</p>
<p>"Engaged to Mr. Collins! My dear Charlotte—impossible!"</p>
<p>The steady countenance which Miss Lucas had commanded in telling her
story, gave way to a momentary confusion here on receiving so direct a
reproach; though, as it was no more than she expected, she soon regained
her composure, and calmly replied:</p>
<p>"Why should you be surprised, my dear Eliza? Do you think it incredible
that Mr. Collins should be able to procure any woman's good opinion,
because he was not so happy as to succeed with you?"</p>
<p>But Elizabeth had now recollected herself, and making a strong effort for
it, was able to assure with tolerable firmness that the prospect of their
relationship was highly grateful to her, and that she wished her all
imaginable happiness.</p>
<p>"I see what you are feeling," replied Charlotte. "You must be surprised,
very much surprised—so lately as Mr. Collins was wishing to marry
you. But when you have had time to think it over, I hope you will be
satisfied with what I have done. I am not romantic, you know; I never was.
I ask only a comfortable home; and considering Mr. Collins's character,
connection, and situation in life, I am convinced that my chance of
happiness with him is as fair as most people can boast on entering the
marriage state."</p>
<p>Elizabeth quietly answered "Undoubtedly;" and after an awkward pause, they
returned to the rest of the family. Charlotte did not stay much longer,
and Elizabeth was then left to reflect on what she had heard. It was a
long time before she became at all reconciled to the idea of so unsuitable
a match. The strangeness of Mr. Collins's making two offers of marriage
within three days was nothing in comparison of his being now accepted. She
had always felt that Charlotte's opinion of matrimony was not exactly like
her own, but she had not supposed it to be possible that, when called into
action, she would have sacrificed every better feeling to worldly
advantage. Charlotte the wife of Mr. Collins was a most humiliating
picture! And to the pang of a friend disgracing herself and sunk in her
esteem, was added the distressing conviction that it was impossible for
that friend to be tolerably happy in the lot she had chosen.</p>
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