<h2><SPAN name="CH_VII" id="CH_VII"></SPAN>VII</h2>
<h2><span class="smcap">The Ghost</span></h2>
<p>William lay on the floor of the barn, engrossed in a book. This was a
rare thing with William. His bottle of lemonade lay untouched by his
side, and he even forgot the half-eaten apple which reposed in his
hand. His jaws were arrested midway in the act of munching.</p>
<p>"Our hero," he read, "was awakened about midnight by the sound of the
rattling of chains. Raising himself on his arm he gazed into the
darkness. About a foot from his bed he could discern a tall, white,
faintly-gleaming figure and a ghostly arm which beckoned him."</p>
<p>William's hair stood on end.</p>
<p>"Crumbs!" he ejaculated.</p>
<p>"Nothing perturbed," he continued to read, "our hero rose and followed
the spectre through the long winding passages of the old castle.
Whenever he hesitated, a white, luminous arm, hung around with ghostly
chains, beckoned him on."</p>
<p>"Gosh!" murmured the enthralled William. "I'd have bin scared!"</p>
<p>"At the panel in the wall the ghost stopped, and silently the panel
slid aside, revealing a flight of stone steps. Down this went the
apparition followed by our intrepid hero. There was a small stone
chamber at the bottom, and into this the rays of moonlight poured,
revealing a skeleton in a sitting attitude beside a chest of golden
sovereigns. The gold gleamed in the moonlight."</p>
<p>"Golly!" gasped William, red with excitement.</p>
<p>"William!"</p>
<p>The cry came from somewhere in the sunny garden outside. William
frowned sternly, took another bite of apple, and continued to read.</p>
<p>"Our hero gave a cry of astonishment."</p>
<p>"Yea, I'd have done that all right," agreed William.</p>
<p>"<i>William!</i>"</p>
<p>"Oh, shut <i>up</i>!" called William, irritably, thereby revealing his
hiding-place.</p>
<p>His grown-up sister, Ethel, appeared in the doorway.</p>
<p>"Mother wants you," she announced.</p>
<p>"Well, I can't come. I'm busy," said William, coldly, taking a draught
of lemonade and returning to his book.</p>
<p>"Cousin Mildred's come," continued his sister.</p>
<p>William raised his freckled face from his book.</p>
<p>"Well, I can't help that, can I?" he said, with the air of one arguing
patiently with a lunatic.</p>
<p>Ethel shrugged her shoulders and departed.</p>
<p>"He's reading some old book in the barn," he heard her announce, "and
he says——"</p>
<div class="figcenter"> <SPAN href="images/fig14.jpg"><ANTIMG src="images/fig14_t.jpg" width-obs="316" height-obs="400" alt="Ethel appeared in the doorway. "Mother wants you," she announced." title="Ethel appeared in the doorway. "Mother wants you," she announced." /></SPAN><span class="caption">Ethel
appeared in the doorway. "Mother wants you," she announced.</span></div>
<p>Here he foresaw complications and hastily followed her.</p>
<p>"Well, I'm <i>comin'</i>, aren't I?" he said, "as fast as I can."</p>
<p>Cousin Mildred was sitting on the lawn. She was elderly and very thin
and very tall, and she wore a curious, long, shapeless garment of
green silk with a golden girdle.</p>
<p>"Dear child!" she murmured, taking the grimy hand that William held
out to her in dignified silence.</p>
<p>He was cheered by the sight of tea and hot cakes.</p>
<p>Cousin Mildred ate little but talked much.</p>
<p>"I'm living in <i>hopes</i> of a psychic revelation, dear," she said to
William's mother. "<i>In hopes!</i> I've heard of wonderful experiences,
but so far none—alas!—have befallen me. Automatic writing I have
tried, but any communication the spirits may have sent me that way
remained illegible—quite illegible."</p>
<p>She sighed.</p>
<p>William eyed her with scorn while he consumed reckless quantities of
hot cakes.</p>
<p>"I would <i>love</i> to have a psychic revelation," she sighed again.</p>
<p>"Yes, dear," murmured Mrs. Brown, mystified. "William, you've had
enough."</p>
<p>"<i>Enough?</i>" said William, in surprise. "Why I've only had——" He
decided hastily against exact statistics and in favour of vague
generalities.</p>
<p>"I've only had hardly any," he said, aggrievedly.</p>
<p>"You've had <i>enough</i>, anyway," said Mrs. Brown firmly.</p>
<p>The martyr rose, pale but proud.</p>
<p>"Well, can I go then, if I can't have any more tea?"</p>
<p>"There's plenty of bread and butter."</p>
<p>"I don't want bread and butter," he said, scornfully.</p>
<p>"Dear child!" murmured Cousin Mildred, vaguely, as he departed.</p>
<p>He returned to the story and lemonade and apple, and stretched himself
happily at full length in the shady barn.</p>
<p>"But the ghostly visitant seemed to be fading away, and with a soft
sigh was gone. Our hero, with a start of surprise, realised that he
was alone with the gold and the skeleton. For the first time he
experienced a thrill of cold fear and slowly retreated up the stairs
before the hollow and, as it seemed, vindictive stare of the grinning
skeleton."</p>
<p>"I wonder wot he was grinnin' at?" said William.</p>
<p>"But to his horror the door was shut, the panel had slid back. He had
no means of opening it. He was imprisoned on a remote part of the
castle, where even the servants came but rarely, and at intervals of
weeks. Would his fate be that of the man whose bones gleamed white in
the moonlight?"</p>
<p>"Crumbs!" said William, earnestly.</p>
<p>Then a shadow fell upon the floor of the barn, and Cousin Mildred's
voice greeted him.</p>
<p>"So you're here, dear? I'm just exploring your garden and thinking. I
like to be alone. I see that you are the same, dear child!"</p>
<p>"I'm readin'," said William, with icy dignity.</p>
<p>"Dear boy! Won't you come and show me the garden and your favourite
nooks and corners?"</p>
<p>William looked at her thin, vague, amiable face, and shut his book
with a resigned sigh.</p>
<p>"All right," he said, laconically.</p>
<p>He conducted her in patient silence round the kitchen garden and the
shrubbery. She looked sadly at the house, with its red brick,
uncompromisingly-modern appearance.</p>
<p>"William, I wish your house was <i>old</i>," she said, sadly.</p>
<p>William resented any aspersions on his house from outsiders.
Personally he considered newness in a house an attraction, but, if
anyone wished for age, then old his house should be.</p>
<p>"<i>Old</i>!" he ejaculated. "Huh! I guess it's <i>old</i> enough."</p>
<p>"Oh, is it?" she said, delighted. "Restored recently, I suppose?"</p>
<p>"Umph," agreed William, nodding.</p>
<p>"Oh, I'm so glad. I may have some psychic revelation here, then?"</p>
<p>"Oh yes," said William, judicially. "I shouldn't wonder."</p>
<p>"William, have you ever had one?"</p>
<p>"Well," said William, guardedly, "I dunno."</p>
<p>His mysterious manner threw her into a transport.</p>
<p>"Of course not to anyone. But to <i>me</i>—I'm one of the sympathetic! To
me you may speak freely, William."</p>
<p>William, feeling that his ignorance could no longer be hidden by
words, maintained a discreet silence.</p>
<p>"To me it shall be sacred, William. I will tell no one—not even your
parents. I believe that children see—clouds of glory and all that,"
vaguely. "With your unstained childish vision——"</p>
<p>"I'm eleven," put in William indignantly.</p>
<p>"You see things that to the wise are sealed. Some manifestation, some
spirit, some ghostly visitant——"</p>
<p>"Oh," said William, suddenly enlightened, "you talkin' about
<i>ghosts</i>?"</p>
<p>"Yes, ghosts, William."</p>
<p>Her air of deference flattered him. She evidently expected great
things of him. Great things she should have. At the best of times with
William imagination was stronger than cold facts.</p>
<p>He gave a short laugh.</p>
<p>"Oh, <i>ghosts</i>! Yes, I've seen some of 'em. I guess I <i>have</i>!"</p>
<p>Her face lit up.</p>
<p>"Will you tell me some of your experiences, William?" she said,
humbly.</p>
<p>"Well," said William, loftily, "you won't go <i>talkin'</i> about it, will
you?"</p>
<p>"Oh, <i>no</i>."</p>
<p>"Well, I've seen 'em, you know. Chains an' all. And skeletons. And
ghostly arms beckonin' an' all that."</p>
<p>William was enjoying himself. He walked with a swagger. He almost
believed what he said. She gasped.</p>
<p>"Oh, go on!" she said. "Tell me all."</p>
<p>He went on. He soared aloft on the wings of imagination, his hands in
his pockets, his freckled face puckered up in frowning mental effort.
He certainly enjoyed himself.</p>
<p>"If only some of it could happen to <i>me</i>," breathed his confidante.
"Does it come to you at <i>nights</i>, William?"</p>
<p>"Yes," nodded William. "Nights mostly."</p>
<p>"I shall—watch to-night," said Cousin Mildred. "And you say the house
is old?"</p>
<p>"Awful old," said William, reassuringly.</p>
<p>Her attitude to William was a relief to the rest of the family.
Visitors sometimes objected to William.</p>
<p>"She seems to have almost taken to William," said his mother, with a
note of unflattering incredulity in her voice.</p>
<p>William was pleased yet embarrassed by her attentions. It was a
strange experience to him to be accepted by a grown-up as a
fellow-being. She talked to him with interest and a certain humility,
she bought him sweets and seemed pleased that he accepted them, she
went for walks with him, and evidently took his constrained silence
for the silence of depth and wisdom.</p>
<p>Beneath his embarrassment he was certainly pleased and flattered. She
seemed to prefer his company to that of Ethel. That was one in the
eye for Ethel. But he felt that something was expected from him in
return for all this kindness and attention. William was a sportsman.
He decided to supply it. He took a book of ghost stories from the
juvenile library at school, and read them in the privacy of his room
at night. Many were the thrilling adventures which he had to tell to
Cousin Mildred in the morning. Cousin Mildred's bump of credulity was
a large one. She supplied him with sweets on a generous scale. She
listened to him with awe and wonder.</p>
<p>"William ... you are one of the elect, the chosen," she said, "one of
those whose spirits can break down the barrier between the unseen
world and ours with ease." And always she sighed and stroked back her
thin locks, sadly. "Oh, how I wish that some experience would happen
to <i>me</i>!"</p>
<p>One morning, after the gift of an exceptionally large tin of toffee,
William's noblest feelings were aroused. Manfully he decided that
something <i>should</i> happen to her.</p>
<p>Cousin Mildred slept in the bedroom above William's. Descent from one
window to the other was easy, but ascent was difficult. That night
Cousin Mildred awoke suddenly as the clock struck twelve. There was no
moon, and only dimly did she discern the white figure that stood in
the light of the window. She sat up, quivering with eagerness. Her
short, thin little pigtail, stuck out horizontally from her head.
Her mouth was wide open.</p>
<div class="figcenter"> <SPAN href="images/fig15.jpg"><ANTIMG src="images/fig15_t.jpg" width-obs="317" height-obs="400" alt="She sat up, quivering with eagerness. Her short, thin little pigtail stuck out horizontally from her head. Her mouth was wide open." title="She sat up, quivering with eagerness. Her short, thin little pigtail
stuck out horizontally from her head. Her mouth was wide open." /></SPAN>
<span class="caption">She sat up, quivering with eagerness. Her short, thin little pigtail stuck
out horizontally from her head. Her mouth was wide open.</span></div>
<p>"Oh!" she gasped.</p>
<p>The white figure moved a step forward and coughed nervously.</p>
<p>Cousin Mildred clasped her hands.</p>
<p>"Speak!" she said, in a tense whisper. "Oh, speak! Some message! Some
revelation."</p>
<p>William was nonplussed. None of the ghosts he had read of had spoken.
They had rattled and groaned and beckoned, but they had not spoken. He
tried groaning and emitted a sound faintly reminiscent of a sea-sick
voyager.</p>
<p>"Oh, <i>speak</i>!" pleaded Cousin Mildred.</p>
<p>Evidently speech was a necessary part of this performance. William
wondered whether ghosts spoke English or a language of their own. He
inclined to the latter view and nobly took the plunge.</p>
<p>"Honk. Yonk. Ponk," he said, firmly.</p>
<p>Cousin Mildred gasped in wonder.</p>
<p>"Oh, explain," she pleaded, ardently. "Explain in our poor human
speech. Some message——"</p>
<p>William took fright. It was all turning out to be much more
complicated than he had expected. He hastily passed through the room
and out of the door, closing it noisily behind him. As he ran along
the passage came a sound like a crash of thunder. Outside in the
passage were Cousin Mildred's boots, William's father's boots, and
William's brother's boots, and into these charged William in his
headlong retreat. They slid noisily along the polished wooden surface
of the floor, ricochetting into each other as they went. Doors opened
suddenly and William's father collided with William's brother in the
dark passage, where they wrestled fiercely before they discovered each
other's identity.</p>
<p>"I heard that confounded noise and I came out——"</p>
<p>"So did I."</p>
<p>"Well, then, who <i>made</i> it?"</p>
<p>"Who did?"</p>
<p>"If it's that wretched boy up to any tricks again——"</p>
<p>William's father left the sentence unfinished, but went with
determined tread towards his younger son's room. William was
discovered, carefully spreading a sheet over his bed and smoothing it
down.</p>
<p>Mr. Brown, roused from his placid slumbers, was a sight to make a
brave man quail, but the glance that William turned upon him was
guileless and sweet.</p>
<p>"Did you make that confounded row kicking boots about the passage?"
spluttered the man of wrath.</p>
<p>"No, Father," said William, gently. "I've not bin kickin' no boots
about."</p>
<p>"Were you down on the lower landing just now?" said Mr. Brown, with
compressed fury.</p>
<p>William considered this question silently for a few seconds, then
spoke up brightly and innocently.</p>
<p>"I dunno, Father. You see, some folks walk in their sleep and when
they wake up they dunno where they've bin. Why, I've heard of a man
walkin' down a fire escape in his sleep, and then he woke up and
couldn't think how he'd got to be there where he was. You see, he
didn't know he'd walked down all them steps sound asleep, and——"</p>
<p>"Be <i>quiet</i>," thundered his father. "What in the name of——what on
earth are you doing making your bed in the middle of the night? Are
you insane?"</p>
<p>William, perfectly composed, tucked in one end of his sheet.</p>
<p>"No Father, I'm not insane. My sheet just fell off me in the night and
I got out to pick it up. I must of bin a bit restless, I suppose.
Sheets come off easy when folks is restless in bed, and they don't
know anythin' about it till they wake up jus' same as sleep walkin'.
Why, I've heard of folks——"</p>
<p>"Be <i>quiet</i>——!"</p>
<p>At that moment William's mother arrived, placid as ever, in her
dressing gown, carrying a candle.</p>
<p>"Look at him," said Mr. Brown, pointing at the meek-looking William.</p>
<p>"He plays Rugger up and down the passage with the boots all night and
then he begins to make his bed. He's mad. He's——"</p>
<p>William turned his calm gaze upon him.</p>
<p>"<i>I</i> wasn't playin' Rugger with the boots, Father," he said,
patiently.</p>
<p>Mrs. Brown laid her hand soothingly upon her husband's arm.</p>
<p>"You know, dear," she said, gently, "a house is always full of noises
at night. Basket chairs creaking——"</p>
<p>Mr. Brown's face grew purple.</p>
<p>"<i>Basket chairs——!</i>" he exploded, violently, but allowed himself to be
led unresisting from the room.</p>
<p>William finished his bed-making with his usual frown of concentration,
then, lying down, fell at once into the deep sleep of childish
innocence.</p>
<p>But Cousin Mildred was lying awake, a blissful smile upon her lips.
She, too, was now one of the elect, the chosen. Her rather deaf ears
had caught the sound of supernatural thunder as her ghostly visitant
departed, and she had beamed with ecstatic joy.</p>
<p>"Honk," she murmured, dreamily. "Honk, Yonk, Ponk."</p>
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<p>William felt rather tired the next evening. Cousin Mildred had
departed leaving him a handsome present of a large box of chocolates.
William had consumed these with undue haste in view of possible
maternal interference. His broken night was telling upon his spirits.
He felt distinctly depressed and saw the world through jaundiced
eyes. He sat in the shrubbery, his chin in his hand, staring moodily
at the adoring mongrel, Jumble.</p>
<p>"It's a rotten world," he said, gloomily. "I've took a lot of trouble
over her and she goes and makes me feel sick with chocolates."</p>
<p>Jumble wagged his tail, sympathetically.</p>
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