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<h2> VII. THE VILLAGE OF GRASSLEY-IN-THE-HOLE </h2>
<p>At about half past one, under a strong blue sky, Turnbull got up out
of the grass and fern in which he had been lying, and his still
intermittent laughter ended in a kind of yawn.</p>
<p>"I'm hungry," he said shortly. "Are you?"</p>
<p>"I have not noticed," answered MacIan. "What are you going to do?"</p>
<p>"There's a village down the road, past the pool," answered Turnbull. "I
can see it from here. I can see the whitewashed walls of some cottages
and a kind of corner of the church. How jolly it all looks. It looks
so—I don't know what the word is—so sensible. Don't fancy I'm under
any illusions about Arcadian virtue and the innocent villagers. Men make
beasts of themselves there with drink, but they don't deliberately make
devils of themselves with mere talking. They kill wild animals in
the wild woods, but they don't kill cats to the God of Victory. They
don't——" He broke off and suddenly spat on the ground.</p>
<p>"Excuse me," he said; "it was ceremonial. One has to get the taste out
of one's mouth."</p>
<p>"The taste of what?" asked MacIan.</p>
<p>"I don't know the exact name for it," replied Turnbull. "Perhaps it is
the South Sea Islands, or it may be Magdalen College."</p>
<p>There was a long pause, and MacIan also lifted his large limbs off the
ground—his eyes particularly dreamy.</p>
<p>"I know what you mean, Turnbull," he said, "but... I always thought you
people agreed with all that."</p>
<p>"With all that about doing as one likes, and the individual, and Nature
loving the strongest, and all the things which that cockroach talked
about."</p>
<p>Turnbull's big blue-grey eyes stood open with a grave astonishment.</p>
<p>"Do you really mean to say, MacIan," he said, "that you fancied that we,
the Free-thinkers, that Bradlaugh, or Holyoake, or Ingersoll, believe
all that dirty, immoral mysticism about Nature? Damn Nature!"</p>
<p>"I supposed you did," said MacIan calmly. "It seems to me your most
conclusive position."</p>
<p>"And you mean to tell me," rejoined the other, "that you broke my
window, and challenged me to mortal combat, and tied a tradesman up with
ropes, and chased an Oxford Fellow across five meadows—all under the
impression that I am such an illiterate idiot as to believe in Nature!"</p>
<p>"I supposed you did," repeated MacIan with his usual mildness; "but I
admit that I know little of the details of your belief—or disbelief."</p>
<p>Turnbull swung round quite suddenly, and set off towards the village.</p>
<p>"Come along," he cried. "Come down to the village. Come down to the
nearest decent inhabitable pub. This is a case for beer."</p>
<p>"I do not quite follow you," said the Highlander.</p>
<p>"Yes, you do," answered Turnbull. "You follow me slap into the
inn-parlour. I repeat, this is a case for beer. We must have the whole
of this matter out thoroughly before we go a step farther. Do you know
that an idea has just struck me of great simplicity and of some
cogency. Do not by any means let us drop our intentions of settling our
differences with two steel swords. But do you not think that with two
pewter pots we might do what we really have never thought of doing
yet—discover what our difference is?"</p>
<p>"It never occurred to me before," answered MacIan with tranquillity. "It
is a good suggestion."</p>
<p>And they set out at an easy swing down the steep road to the village of
Grassley-in-the-Hole.</p>
<p>Grassley-in-the-Hole was a rude parallelogram of buildings, with two
thoroughfares which might have been called two high streets if it had
been possible to call them streets. One of these ways was higher on the
slope than the other, the whole parallelogram lying aslant, so to speak,
on the side of the hill. The upper of these two roads was decorated with
a big public house, a butcher's shop, a small public house, a sweetstuff
shop, a very small public house, and an illegible signpost. The lower of
the two roads boasted a horse-pond, a post office, a gentleman's garden
with very high hedges, a microscopically small public house, and two
cottages. Where all the people lived who supported all the public houses
was in this, as in many other English villages, a silent and smiling
mystery. The church lay a little above and beyond the village, with a
square grey tower dominating it decisively.</p>
<p>But even the church was scarcely so central and solemn an institution
as the large public house, the Valencourt Arms. It was named after some
splendid family that had long gone bankrupt, and whose seat was occupied
by a man who had invented a hygienic bootjack; but the unfathomable
sentimentalism of the English people insisted in regarding the Inn,
the seat and the sitter in it, as alike parts of a pure and marmoreal
antiquity. And in the Valencourt Arms festivity itself had some
solemnity and decorum; and beer was drunk with reverence, as it ought to
be. Into the principal parlour of this place entered two strangers, who
found themselves, as is always the case in such hostels, the object,
not of fluttered curiosity or pert inquiry, but of steady, ceaseless,
devouring ocular study. They had long coats down to their heels, and
carried under each coat something that looked like a stick. One was
tall and dark, the other short and red-haired. They ordered a pot of ale
each.</p>
<p>"MacIan," said Turnbull, lifting his tankard, "the fool who wanted us to
be friends made us want to go on fighting. It is only natural that
the fool who wanted us to fight should make us friendly. MacIan, your
health!"</p>
<p>Dusk was already dropping, the rustics in the tavern were already
lurching and lumbering out of it by twos and threes, crying clamorous
good nights to a solitary old toper that remained, before MacIan and
Turnbull had reached the really important part of their discussion.</p>
<p>MacIan wore an expression of sad bewilderment not uncommon with him. "I
am to understand, then," he said, "that you don't believe in nature."</p>
<p>"You may say so in a very special and emphatic sense," said Turnbull.
"I do not believe in nature, just as I do not believe in Odin. She is a
myth. It is not merely that I do not believe that nature can guide us.
It is that I do not believe that nature exists."</p>
<p>"Exists?" said MacIan in his monotonous way, settling his pewter pot on
the table.</p>
<p>"Yes, in a real sense nature does not exist. I mean that nobody can
discover what the original nature of things would have been if things
had not interfered with it. The first blade of grass began to tear up
the earth and eat it; it was interfering with nature, if there is any
nature. The first wild ox began to tear up the grass and eat it; he
was interfering with nature, if there is any nature. In the same way,"
continued Turnbull, "the human when it asserts its dominance over nature
is just as natural as the thing which it destroys."</p>
<p>"And in the same way," said MacIan almost dreamily, "the superhuman, the
supernatural is just as natural as the nature which it destroys."</p>
<p>Turnbull took his head out of his pewter pot in some anger.</p>
<p>"The supernatural, of course," he said, "is quite another thing; the
case of the supernatural is simple. The supernatural does not exist."</p>
<p>"Quite so," said MacIan in a rather dull voice; "you said the same about
the natural. If the natural does not exist the supernatural obviously
can't." And he yawned a little over his ale.</p>
<p>Turnbull turned for some reason a little red and remarked quickly, "That
may be jolly clever, for all I know. But everyone does know that there
is a division between the things that as a matter of fact do commonly
happen and the things that don't. Things that break the evident laws of
nature——"</p>
<p>"Which does not exist," put in MacIan sleepily. Turnbull struck the
table with a sudden hand.</p>
<p>"Good Lord in heaven!" he cried——</p>
<p>"Who does not exist," murmured MacIan.</p>
<p>"Good Lord in heaven!" thundered Turnbull, without regarding the
interruption. "Do you really mean to sit there and say that you, like
anybody else, would not recognize the difference between a natural
occurrence and a supernatural one—if there could be such a thing? If I
flew up to the ceiling——"</p>
<p>"You would bump your head badly," cried MacIan, suddenly starting up.
"One can't talk of this kind of thing under a ceiling at all. Come
outside! Come outside and ascend into heaven!"</p>
<p>He burst the door open on a blue abyss of evening and they stepped out
into it: it was suddenly and strangely cool.</p>
<p>"Turnbull," said MacIan, "you have said some things so true and some
so false that I want to talk; and I will try to talk so that you
understand. For at present you do not understand at all. We don't seem
to mean the same things by the same words."</p>
<p>He stood silent for a second or two and then resumed.</p>
<p>"A minute or two ago I caught you out in a real contradiction. At that
moment logically I was right. And at that moment I knew I was
wrong. Yes, there is a real difference between the natural and the
supernatural: if you flew up into that blue sky this instant, I should
think that you were moved by God—or the devil. But if you want to know
what I really think...I must explain."</p>
<p>He stopped again, abstractedly boring the point of his sword into the
earth, and went on:</p>
<p>"I was born and bred and taught in a complete universe. The supernatural
was not natural, but it was perfectly reasonable. Nay, the supernatural
to me is more reasonable than the natural; for the supernatural is a
direct message from God, who is reason. I was taught that some things
are natural and some things divine. I mean that some things are
mechanical and some things divine. But there is the great difficulty,
Turnbull. The great difficulty is that, according to my teaching, you
are divine."</p>
<p>"Me! Divine?" said Turnbull truculently. "What do you mean?"</p>
<p>"That is just the difficulty," continued MacIan thoughtfully. "I was
told that there was a difference between the grass and a man's will;
and the difference was that a man's will was special and divine. A man's
free will, I heard, was supernatural."</p>
<p>"Rubbish!" said Turnbull.</p>
<p>"Oh," said MacIan patiently, "then if a man's free will isn't
supernatural, why do your materialists deny that it exists?"</p>
<p>Turnbull was silent for a moment. Then he began to speak, but MacIan
continued with the same steady voice and sad eyes:</p>
<p>"So what I feel is this: Here is the great divine creation I was
taught to believe in. I can understand your disbelieving in it, but
why disbelieve in a part of it? It was all one thing to me. God had
authority because he was God. Man had authority because he was man. You
cannot prove that God is better than a man; nor can you prove that a man
is better than a horse. Why permit any ordinary thing? Why do you let a
horse be saddled?"</p>
<p>"Some modern thinkers disapprove of it," said Turnbull a little
doubtfully.</p>
<p>"I know," said MacIan grimly; "that man who talked about love, for
instance."</p>
<p>Turnbull made a humorous grimace; then he said: "We seem to be talking
in a kind of shorthand; but I won't pretend not to understand you. What
you mean is this: that you learnt about all your saints and angels at
the same time as you learnt about common morality, from the same people,
in the same way. And you mean to say that if one may be disputed, so
may the other. Well, let that pass for the moment. But let me ask you
a question in turn. Did not this system of yours, which you swallowed
whole, contain all sorts of things that were merely local, the respect
for the chief of your clan, or such things; the village ghost, the
family feud, or what not? Did you not take in those things, too, along
with your theology?"</p>
<p>MacIan stared along the dim village road, down which the last straggler
from the inn was trailing his way.</p>
<p>"What you say is not unreasonable," he said. "But it is not quite true.
The distinction between the chief and us did exist; but it was never
anything like the distinction between the human and the divine, or
the human and the animal. It was more like the distinction between one
animal and another. But——"</p>
<p>"Well?" said Turnbull.</p>
<p>MacIan was silent.</p>
<p>"Go on," repeated Turnbull; "what's the matter with you? What are you
staring at?"</p>
<p>"I am staring," said MacIan at last, "at that which shall judge us
both."</p>
<p>"Oh, yes," said Turnbull in a tired way, "I suppose you mean God."</p>
<p>"No, I don't," said MacIan, shaking his head. "I mean him."</p>
<p>And he pointed to the half-tipsy yokel who was ploughing down the road.</p>
<p>"What do you mean?" asked the atheist.</p>
<p>"I mean him," repeated MacIan with emphasis. "He goes out in the early
dawn; he digs or he ploughs a field. Then he comes back and drinks ale,
and then he sings a song. All your philosophies and political systems
are young compared to him. All your hoary cathedrals, yes, even the
Eternal Church on earth is new compared to him. The most mouldering gods
in the British Museum are new facts beside him. It is he who in the end
shall judge us all."</p>
<p>And MacIan rose to his feet with a vague excitement.</p>
<p>"What are you going to do?"</p>
<p>"I am going to ask him," cried MacIan, "which of us is right."</p>
<p>Turnbull broke into a kind of laugh. "Ask that intoxicated
turnip-eater——" he began.</p>
<p>"Yes—which of us is right," cried MacIan violently. "Oh, you have long
words and I have long words; and I talk of every man being the image of
God; and you talk of every man being a citizen and enlightened enough to
govern. But if every man typifies God, there is God. If every man is an
enlightened citizen, there is your enlightened citizen. The first man
one meets is always man. Let us catch him up."</p>
<p>And in gigantic strides the long, lean Highlander whirled away into the
grey twilight, Turnbull following with a good-humoured oath.</p>
<p>The track of the rustic was easy to follow, even in the faltering
dark; for he was enlivening his wavering walk with song. It was an
interminable poem, beginning with some unspecified King William, who (it
appeared) lived in London town and who after the second rise vanished
rather abruptly from the train of thought. The rest was almost entirely
about beer and was thick with local topography of a quite unrecognizable
kind. The singer's step was neither very rapid, nor, indeed,
exceptionally secure; so the song grew louder and louder and the two
soon overtook him.</p>
<p>He was a man elderly or rather of any age, with lean grey hair and a
lean red face, but with that remarkable rustic physiognomy in which it
seems that all the features stand out independently from the face; the
rugged red nose going out like a limb; the bleared blue eyes standing
out like signals.</p>
<p>He gave them greeting with the elaborate urbanity of the slightly
intoxicated. MacIan, who was vibrating with one of his silent,
violent decisions, opened the question without delay. He explained the
philosophic position in words as short and simple as possible. But
the singular old man with the lank red face seemed to think uncommonly
little of the short words. He fixed with a fierce affection upon one or
two of the long ones.</p>
<p>"Atheists!" he repeated with luxurious scorn. "Atheists! I know their
sort, master. Atheists! Don't talk to me about 'un. Atheists!"</p>
<p>The grounds of his disdain seemed a little dark and confused; but they
were evidently sufficient. MacIan resumed in some encouragement:</p>
<p>"You think as I do, I hope; you think that a man should be connected
with the Church; with the common Christian——"</p>
<p>The old man extended a quivering stick in the direction of a distant
hill.</p>
<p>"There's the church," he said thickly. "Grassley old church that is.
Pulled down it was, in the old squire's time, and——"</p>
<p>"I mean," explained MacIan elaborately, "that you think that there
should be someone typifying religion, a priest——"</p>
<p>"Priests!" said the old man with sudden passion. "Priests! I know
'un. What they want in England? That's what I say. What they want in
England?"</p>
<p>"They want you," said MacIan.</p>
<p>"Quite so," said Turnbull, "and me; but they won't get us. MacIan, your
attempt on the primitive innocence does not seem very successful. Let
me try. What you want, my friend, is your rights. You don't want any
priests or churches. A vote, a right to speak is what you——"</p>
<p>"Who says I a'n't got a right to speak?" said the old man, facing round
in an irrational frenzy. "I got a right to speak. I'm a man, I am. I
don't want no votin' nor priests. I say a man's a man; that's what I
say. If a man a'n't a man, what is he? That's what I say, if a man a'n't
a man, what is he? When I sees a man, I sez 'e's a man."</p>
<p>"Quite so," said Turnbull, "a citizen."</p>
<p>"I say he's a man," said the rustic furiously, stopping and striking his
stick on the ground. "Not a city or owt else. He's a man."</p>
<p>"You're perfectly right," said the sudden voice of MacIan, falling like
a sword. "And you have kept close to something the whole world of today
tries to forget."</p>
<p>"Good night."</p>
<p>And the old man went on wildly singing into the night.</p>
<p>"A jolly old creature," said Turnbull; "he didn't seem able to get much
beyond that fact that a man is a man."</p>
<p>"Has anybody got beyond it?" asked MacIan.</p>
<p>Turnbull looked at him curiously. "Are you turning an agnostic?" he
asked.</p>
<p>"Oh, you do not understand!" cried out MacIan. "We Catholics are all
agnostics. We Catholics have only in that sense got as far as realizing
that man is a man. But your Ibsens and your Zolas and your Shaws and
your Tolstoys have not even got so far."</p>
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