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<h2> TWO. The Speculations of Jefferson Thorpe </h2>
<p>It was not until the mining boom, at the time when everybody went simply
crazy over the Cobalt and Porcupine mines of the new silver country near
the Hudson Bay, that Jefferson Thorpe reached what you might call public
importance in Mariposa.</p>
<p>Of course everybody knew Jeff and his little barber shop that stood just
across the street from Smith's Hotel. Everybody knew him and everybody got
shaved there. From early morning, when the commercial travellers off the
6.30 express got shaved into the resemblance of human beings, there were
always people going in and out of the barber shop.</p>
<p>Mullins, the manager of the Exchange Bank, took his morning shave from
Jeff as a form of resuscitation, with enough wet towels laid on his face
to stew him and with Jeff moving about in the steam, razor in hand, as
grave as an operating surgeon.</p>
<p>Then, as I think I said, Mr. Smith came in every morning and there was a
tremendous outpouring of Florida water and rums, essences and revivers and
renovators, regardless of expense. What with Jeff's white coat and Mr.
Smith's flowered waistcoat and the red geranium in the window and the
Florida water and the double extract of hyacinth, the little shop seemed
multi-coloured and luxurious enough for the annex of a Sultan's harem.</p>
<p>But what I mean is that, till the mining boom, Jefferson Thorpe never
occupied a position of real prominence in Mariposa. You couldn't, for
example, have compared him with a man like Golgotha Gingham, who, as
undertaker, stood in a direct relation to life and death, or to Trelawney,
the postmaster, who drew money from the Federal Government of Canada, and
was regarded as virtually a member of the Dominion Cabinet.</p>
<p>Everybody knew Jeff and liked him, but the odd thing was that till he made
money nobody took any stock in his ideas at all. It was only after he made
the "clean up" that they came to see what a splendid fellow he was.
"Level-headed" I think was the term; indeed in the speech of Mariposa, the
highest form of endowment was to have the head set on horizontally as with
a theodolite.</p>
<p>As I say, it was when Jeff made money that they saw how gifted he was, and
when he lost it,—but still, there's no need to go into that. I
believe it's something the same in other places too.</p>
<p>The barber shop, you will remember, stands across the street from Smith's
Hotel, and stares at it face to face.</p>
<p>It is one of those wooden structures—I don't know whether you know
them—with a false front that sticks up above its real height and
gives it an air at once rectangular and imposing. It is a form of
architecture much used in Mariposa and understood to be in keeping with
the pretentious and artificial character of modern business. There is a
red, white and blue post in front of the shop and the shop itself has a
large square window out of proportion to its little flat face.</p>
<p>Painted on the panes of the window is the remains of a legend that once
spelt BARBER SHOP, executed with the flourishes that prevailed in the
golden age of sign painting in Mariposa. Through the window you can see
the geraniums in the window shelf and behind them Jeff Thorpe with his
little black scull cap on and his spectacles drooped upon his nose as he
bends forward in the absorption of shaving.</p>
<p>As you open the door, it sets in violent agitation a coiled spring up
above and a bell that almost rings. Inside, there are two shaving chairs
of the heavier, or electrocution pattern, with mirrors in front of them
and pigeon holes with individual shaving mugs. There must be ever so many
of them, fifteen or sixteen. It is the current supposition of each of
Jeff's customers that everyone else but himself uses a separate mug. One
corner of the shop is partitioned off and bears the sign: HOT AND COLD
BATHS, 50 CENTS. There has been no bath inside the partition for twenty
years—only old newspapers and a mop. Still, it lends distinction
somehow, just as do the faded cardboard signs that hang against the mirror
with the legends: TURKISH SHAMPOO, 75 CENTS, and ROMAN MASSAGE, $1.00.</p>
<p>They said commonly in Mariposa that Jeff made money out of the barber
shop. He may have, and it may have been that that turned his mind to
investment. But it's hard to see how he could. A shave cost five cents,
and a hair-cut fifteen (or the two, if you liked, for a quarter), and at
that it is hard to see how he could make money, even when he had both
chairs going and shaved first in one and then in the other.</p>
<p>You see, in Mariposa, shaving isn't the hurried, perfunctory thing that it
is in the city. A shave is looked upon as a form of physical pleasure and
lasts anywhere from twenty-five minutes to three-quarters of an hour.</p>
<p>In the morning hours, perhaps, there was a semblance of haste about it,
but in the long quiet of the afternoon, as Jeff leaned forward towards the
customer, and talked to him in a soft confidential monotone, like a
portrait painter, the razor would go slower and slower, and pause and
stop, move and pause again, till the shave died away into the mere drowse
of conversation.</p>
<p>At such hours, the Mariposa barber shop would become a very Palace of
Slumber, and as you waited your turn in one of the wooden arm-chairs
beside the wall, what with the quiet of the hour, and the low drone of
Jeff's conversation, the buzzing of the flies against the window pane and
the measured tick of the clock above the mirror, your head sank dreaming
on your breast, and the Mariposa Newspacket rustled unheeded on the floor.
It makes one drowsy just to think of it!</p>
<p>The conversation, of course, was the real charm of the place. You see,
Jefferson's forte, or specialty, was information. He could tell you more
things within the compass of a half-hour's shave than you get in days of
laborious research in an encyclopaedia. Where he got it all, I don't know,
but I am inclined to think it came more or less out of the newspapers.</p>
<p>In the city, people never read the newspapers, not really, only little
bits and scraps of them. But in Mariposa it's different. There they read
the whole thing from cover to cover, and they build up on it, in the
course of years, a range of acquirement that would put a college president
to the blush. Anybody who has ever heard Henry Mullins and Peter Glover
talk about the future of China will know just what I mean.</p>
<p>And, of course, the peculiarity of Jeff's conversation was that he could
suit it to his man every time. He had a kind of divination about it. There
was a certain kind of man that Jeff would size up sideways as he stropped
the razor, and in whose ear he would whisper: "I see where Saint Louis has
took four straight games off Chicago,"—and so hold him fascinated to
the end.</p>
<p>In the same way he would say to Mr. Smith: "I see where it says that this
'Flying Squirl' run a dead heat for the King's Plate."</p>
<p>To a humble intellect like mine he would explain in full the relations of
the Keesar to the German Rich Dog.</p>
<p>But first and foremost, Jeff's specialty in the way of conversation was
finance and the money market, the huge fortunes that a man with the right
kind of head could make.</p>
<p>I've known Jefferson to pause in his shaving with the razor suspended in
the air as long as five minutes while he described, with his eye half
closed, exactly the kind of a head a man needed in order to make a "haul"
or a "clean up." It was evidently simply a matter of the head, and as far
as one could judge, Jeff's own was the very type required. I don't know
just at what time or how Jefferson first began his speculative
enterprises. It was probably in him from the start. There is no doubt that
the very idea of such things as Traction Stock and Amalgamated Asbestos
went to his head: and whenever he spoke of Mr. Carnegie and Mr.
Rockefeller, the yearning tone of his voice made it as soft as lathered
soap.</p>
<p>I suppose the most rudimentary form of his speculation was the hens. That
was years ago. He kept them out at the back of his house,—which
itself stood up a grass plot behind and beyond the barber shop,—and
in the old days Jeff would say, with a certain note of pride in his voice,
that The Woman had sold as many as two dozen eggs in a day to the summer
visitors.</p>
<p>But what with reading about Amalgamated Asbestos and Consolidated Copper
and all that, the hens began to seem pretty small business, and, in any
case, the idea of two dozen eggs at a cent apiece almost makes one blush.
I suppose a good many of us have felt just as Jeff did about our poor
little earnings. Anyway, I remember Jeff telling me one day that he could
take the whole lot of the hens and sell them off and crack the money into
Chicago wheat on margin and turn it over in twenty-four hours. He did it
too. Only somehow when it was turned over it came upside down on top of
the hens.</p>
<p>After that the hen house stood empty and The Woman had to throw away
chicken feed every day, at a dead loss of perhaps a shave and a half. But
it made no difference to Jeff, for his mind had floated away already on
the possibilities of what he called "displacement" mining on the Yukon.</p>
<p>So you can understand that when the mining boom struck Mariposa, Jefferson
Thorpe was in it right from the very start. Why, no wonder; it seemed like
the finger of Providence. Here was this great silver country spread out to
north of us, where people had thought there was only a wilderness. And
right at our very doors! You could see, as I saw, the night express going
north every evening; for all one knew Rockefeller or Carnegie or anyone
might be on it! Here was the wealth of Calcutta, as the Mariposa
Newspacket put it, poured out at our very feet.</p>
<p>So no wonder the town went wild! All day in the street you could hear men
talking of veins, and smelters and dips and deposits and faults,—the
town hummed with it like a geology class on examination day. And there
were men about the hotels with mining outfits and theodolites and dunnage
bags, and at Smith's bar they would hand chunks of rock up and down, some
of which would run as high as ten drinks to the pound.</p>
<p>The fever just caught the town and ran through it! Within a fortnight they
put a partition down Robertson's Coal and Wood Office and opened the
Mariposa Mining Exchange, and just about every man on the Main Street
started buying scrip. Then presently young Fizzlechip, who had been teller
in Mullins's Bank and that everybody had thought a worthless jackass
before, came back from the Cobalt country with a fortune, and loafed round
in the Mariposa House in English khaki and a horizontal hat, drunk all the
time, and everybody holding him up as an example of what it was possible
to do if you tried.</p>
<p>They all went in. Jim Eliot mortgaged the inside of the drug store and
jammed it into Twin Tamagami. Pete Glover at the hardware store bought
Nippewa stock at thirteen cents and sold it to his brother at seventeen
and bought it back in less than a week at nineteen. They didn't care! They
took a chance. Judge Pepperleigh put the rest of his wife's money into
Temiskaming Common, and Lawyer Macartney got the fever, too, and put every
cent that his sister possessed into Tulip Preferred.</p>
<p>And even when young Fizzlechip shot himself in the back room of the
Mariposa House, Mr. Gingham buried him in a casket with silver handles and
it was felt that there was a Monte Carlo touch about the whole thing.</p>
<p>They all went in—or all except Mr. Smith. You see, Mr. Smith had
come down from there, and he knew all about rocks and mining and canoes
and the north country. He knew what it was to eat flour-baked dampers
under the lee side of a canoe propped among the underbrush, and to drink
the last drop of whiskey within fifty miles. Mr. Smith had mighty little
use for the north. But what he did do, was to buy up enough early potatoes
to send fifteen carload lots into Cobalt at a profit of five dollars a
bag.</p>
<p>Mr. Smith, I say, hung back. But Jeff Thorpe was in the mining boom right
from the start. He bought in on the Nippewa mine even before the interim
prospectus was out. He took a "block" of 100 shares of Abbitibbi
Development at fourteen cents, and he and Johnson, the livery stablekeeper
next door, formed a syndicate and got a thousand shares of Metagami Lake
at 3 1/4 cents and then "unloaded" them on one of the sausage men at
Netley's butcher shop at a clear cent per cent advance.</p>
<p>Jeff would open the little drawer below the mirror in the barber shop and
show you all kinds and sorts of Cobalt country mining certificates,—blue
ones, pink ones, green ones, with outlandish and fascinating names on them
that ran clear from the Mattawa to the Hudson Bay.</p>
<p>And right from the start he was confident of winning. "There ain't no
difficulty to it," he said, "there's lots of silver up there in that
country and if you buy some here and some there you can't fail to come out
somewhere. I don't say," he used to continue, with the scissors open and
ready to cut, "that some of the greenhorns won't get bit. But if a feller
knows the country and keeps his head level, he can't lose."</p>
<p>Jefferson had looked at so many prospectuses and so many pictures of mines
and pine trees and smelters, that I think he'd forgotten that he'd never
been in the country. Anyway, what's two hundred miles!</p>
<p>To an onlooker it certainly didn't seem so simple. I never knew the
meanness, the trickery, of the mining business, the sheer obstinate
determination of the bigger capitalists not to make money when they might,
till I heard the accounts of Jeff's different mines. Take the case of
Corona Jewel. There was a good mine, simply going to ruin for lack of
common sense.</p>
<p>"She ain't been developed," Jeff would say. "There's silver enough in her
so you could dig it out with a shovel. She's full of it. But they won't
get at her and work her."</p>
<p>Then he'd take a look at the pink and blue certificates of the Corona
Jewel and slam the drawer on them in disgust. Worse than that was the
Silent Pine,—a clear case of stupid incompetence! Utter lack of
engineering skill was all that was keeping the Silent Pine from making a
fortune for its holders.</p>
<p>"The only trouble with that mine," said Jeff, "is they won't go deep
enough. They followed the vein down to where it kind o' thinned out and
then they quit. If they'd just go right into her good, they'd get it
again. She's down there all right."</p>
<p>But perhaps the meanest case of all was the Northern Star. That always
seemed to me, every time I heard of it, a straight case for the criminal
law. The thing was so evidently a conspiracy.</p>
<p>"I bought her," said Jeff, "at thirty-two, and she stayed right there
tight, like she was stuck. Then a bunch of these fellers in the city
started to drive her down and they got her pushed down to twenty-four, and
I held on to her and they shoved her down to twenty-one. This morning
they've got her down to sixteen, but I don't mean to let go. No, sir."</p>
<p>In another fortnight they shoved her, the same unscrupulous crowd, down to
nine cents, and Jefferson still held on. "They're working her down," he
admitted, "but I'm holding her."</p>
<p>No conflict between vice and virtue was ever grimmer.</p>
<p>"She's at six," said Jeff, "but I've got her. They can't squeeze me."</p>
<p>A few days after that, the same criminal gang had her down further than
ever.</p>
<p>"They've got her down to three cents," said Jeff, "but I'm with her. Yes,
sir, they think they can shove her clean off the market, but they can't do
it. I've boughten in Johnson's shares, and the whole of Netley's, and I'll
stay with her till she breaks."</p>
<p>So they shoved and pushed and clawed her down—that unseen nefarious
crowd in the city—and Jeff held on to her and they writhed and
twisted at his grip, and then—</p>
<p>And then—well, that's just the queer thing about the mining
business. Why, sudden as a flash of lightning, it seemed, the news came
over the wire to the Mariposa Newspacket, that they had struck a vein of
silver in the Northern Star as thick as a sidewalk, and that the stock had
jumped to seventeen dollars a share, and even at that you couldn't get it!
And Jeff stood there flushed and half-staggered against the mirror of the
little shop, with a bunch of mining scrip in his hand that was worth forty
thousand dollars!</p>
<p>Excitement! It was all over the town in a minutes. They ran off a news
extra at the Mariposa Newspacket, and in less than no time there wasn't
standing room in the barber shop, and over in Smith's Hotel they had three
extra barkeepers working on the lager beer pumps.</p>
<p>They were selling mining shares on the Main Street in Mariposa that
afternoon and people were just clutching for them. Then at night there was
a big oyster supper in Smith's caff, with speeches, and the Mariposa band
outside.</p>
<p>And the queer thing was that the very next afternoon was the funeral of
young Fizzlechip, and Dean Drone had to change the whole text of his
Sunday sermon at two days' notice for fear of offending public sentiment.</p>
<p>But I think what Jeff liked best of it all was the sort of public
recognition that it meant. He'd stand there in the shop, hardly bothering
to shave, and explain to the men in the arm-chairs how he held her, and
they shoved her, and he clung to her, and what he'd said to himself—a
perfect Iliad—while he was clinging to her.</p>
<p>The whole thing was in the city papers a few days after with a photograph
of Jeff, taken specially at Ed Moore's studio (upstairs over Netley's). It
showed Jeff sitting among palm trees, as all mining men do, with one hand
on his knee, and a dog, one of those regular mining dogs, at his feet, and
a look of piercing intelligence in his face that would easily account for
forty thousand dollars.</p>
<p>I say that the recognition meant a lot to Jeff for its own sake. But no
doubt the fortune meant quite a bit to him too on account of Myra.</p>
<p>Did I mention Myra, Jeff's daughter? Perhaps not. That's the trouble with
the people in Mariposa; they're all so separate and so different—not
a bit like the people in the cities—that unless you hear about them
separately and one by one you can't for a moment understand what they're
like.</p>
<p>Myra had golden hair and a Greek face and would come bursting through the
barber shop in a hat at least six inches wider than what they wear in
Paris. As you saw her swinging up the street to the Telephone Exchange in
a suit that was straight out of the Delineator and brown American boots,
there was style written all over her,—the kind of thing that
Mariposa recognised and did homage to. And to see her in the Exchange,—she
was one of the four girls that I spoke of,—on her high stool with a
steel cap on,—jabbing the connecting plugs in and out as if
electricity cost nothing—well, all I mean is that you could
understand why it was that the commercial travellers would stand round in
the Exchange calling up all sorts of impossible villages, and waiting
about so pleasant and genial!—it made one realize how naturally
good-tempered men are. And then when Myra would go off duty and Miss
Cleghorn, who was sallow, would come on, the commercial men would be off
again like autumn leaves.</p>
<p>It just shows the difference between people. There was Myra who treated
lovers like dogs and would slap them across the face with a banana skin to
show her utter independence. And there was Miss Cleghorn, who was sallow,
and who bought a forty cent Ancient History to improve herself: and yet if
she'd hit any man in Mariposa with a banana skin, he'd have had her
arrested for assault.</p>
<p>Mind you, I don't mean that Myra was merely flippant and worthless. Not at
all. She was a girl with any amount of talent. You should have heard her
recite "The Raven," at the Methodist Social! Simply genius! And when she
acted Portia in the Trial Scene of the Merchant of Venice at the High
School concert, everybody in Mariposa admitted that you couldn't have told
it from the original.</p>
<p>So, of course, as soon as Jeff made the fortune, Myra had her resignation
in next morning and everybody knew that she was to go to a dramatic school
for three months in the fall and become a leading actress.</p>
<p>But, as I said, the public recognition counted a lot for Jeff. The moment
you begin to get that sort of thing it comes in quickly enough. Brains,
you know, are recognized right away. That was why, of course, within a
week from this Jeff received the first big packet of stuff from the Cuban
Land Development Company, with coloured pictures of Cuba, and fields of
bananas, and haciendas and insurrectos with machetes and Heaven knows
what. They heard of him, somehow,—it wasn't for a modest man like
Jefferson to say how. After all, the capitalists of the world are just one
and the same crowd. If you're in it, you're in it, that's all! Jeff
realized why it is that of course men like Carnegie or Rockefeller and
Morgan all know one another. They have to.</p>
<p>For all I know, this Cuban stuff may have been sent from Morgan himself.
Some of the people in Mariposa said yes, others said no. There was no
certainty.</p>
<p>Anyway, they were fair and straight, this Cuban crowd that wrote to Jeff.
They offered him to come right in and be one of themselves. If a man's got
the brains, you may as well recognize it straight away. Just as well write
him to be a director now as wait and hesitate till he forces his way into
it.</p>
<p>Anyhow, they didn't hesitate, these Cuban people that wrote to Jeff from
Cuba—or from a post-office box in New York—it's all the same
thing, because Cuba being so near to New York the mail is all distributed
from there. I suppose in some financial circles they might have been
slower, wanted guarantees of some sort, and so on, but these Cubans, you
know, have got a sort of Spanish warmth of heart that you don't see in
business men in America, and that touches you. No, they asked no
guarantee. Just send the money whether by express order or by bank draft
or cheque, they left that entirely to oneself, as a matter between Cuban
gentlemen.</p>
<p>And they were quite frank about their enterprise—bananas and tobacco
in the plantation district reclaimed from the insurrectos. You could see
it all there in the pictures—tobacco plants and the insurrectos—everything.
They made no rash promises, just admitted straight out that the enterprise
might realise 400 per cent. or might conceivably make less. There was no
hint of more.</p>
<p>So within a month, everybody in Mariposa knew that Jeff Thorpe was "in
Cuban lands" and would probably clean up half a million by New Year's. You
couldn't have failed to know it. All round the little shop there were
pictures of banana groves and the harbour of Habana, and Cubans in white
suits and scarlet sashes, smoking cigarettes in the sun and too ignorant
to know that you can make four hundred per cent. by planting a banana
tree.</p>
<p>I liked it about Jeff that he didn't stop shaving. He went on just the
same. Even when Johnson, the livery stable man, came in with five hundred
dollars and asked him to see if the Cuban Board of Directors would let him
put it in, Jeff laid it in the drawer and then shaved him for five cents,
in the same old way. Of course, he must have felt proud when, a few days
later, he got a letter from the Cuban people, from New York, accepting the
money straight off without a single question, and without knowing anything
more of Johnson except that he was a friend of Jeff's. They wrote most
handsomely. Any friends of Jeff's were friends of Cuba. All money they
might send would be treated just as Jeff's would be treated.</p>
<p>One reason, perhaps, why Jeff didn't give up shaving was because it
allowed him to talk about Cuba. You see, everybody knew in Mariposa that
Jeff Thorpe had sold out of Cobalts and had gone into Cuban Renovated
Lands—and that spread round him a kind of halo of wealth and mystery
and outlandishness—oh, something Spanish. Perhaps you've felt it
about people that you know. Anyhow, they asked him about the climate, and
yellow fever and what the negroes were like and all that sort of thing.</p>
<p>"This Cubey, it appears is an island," Jeff would explain. Of course,
everybody knows how easily islands lend themselves to making money,—"and
for fruit, they say it comes up so fast you can't stop it." And then he
would pass into details about the Hash-enders and the resurrectos and
technical things like that till it was thought a wonder how he could know
it. Still, it was realized that a man with money has got to know these
things. Look at Morgan and Rockefeller and all the men that make a pile.
They know just as much as Jeff did about the countries where they make it.
It stands to reason.</p>
<p>Did I say that Jeff shaved in the same old way? Not quite. There was
something even dreamier about it now, and a sort of new element in the way
Jeff fell out of his monotone into lapses of thought that I, for one,
misunderstood. I thought that perhaps getting so much money,—well,
you know the way it acts on people in the larger cities. It seemed to
spoil one's idea of Jeff that copper and asbestos and banana lands should
form the goal of his thought when, if he knew it, the little shop and the
sunlight of Mariposa was so much better.</p>
<p>In fact, I had perhaps borne him a grudge for what seemed to me his
perpetual interest in the great capitalists. He always had some item out
of the paper about them.</p>
<p>"I see where this here Carnegie has give fifty thousand dollars for one of
them observatories," he would say.</p>
<p>And another day he would pause in the course of shaving, and almost
whisper: "Did you ever <i>see</i> this Rockefeller?"</p>
<p>It was only by a sort of accident that I came to know that there was
another side to Jefferson's speculation that no one in Mariposa ever knew,
or will ever know now.</p>
<p>I knew it because I went in to see Jeff in his house one night. The house,—I
think I said it,—stood out behind the barber shop. You went out of
the back door of the shop, and through a grass plot with petunias beside
it, and the house stood at the end. You could see the light of the lamp
behind the blind, and through the screen door as you came along. And it
was here that Jefferson used to sit in the evenings when the shop got
empty.</p>
<p>There was a round table that The Woman used to lay for supper, and after
supper there used to be a chequered cloth on it and a lamp with a shade.
And beside it Jeff would sit, with his spectacles on and the paper spread
out, reading about Carnegie and Rockefeller. Near him, but away from the
table, was The Woman doing needlework, and Myra, when she wasn't working
in the Telephone Exchange, was there too with her elbows on the table
reading Marie Corelli—only now, of course, after the fortune, she
was reading the prospectuses of Dramatic Schools.</p>
<p>So this night,—I don't know just what it was in the paper that
caused it,—Jeff laid down what he was reading and started to talk
about Carnegie.</p>
<p>"This Carnegie, I bet you, would be worth," said Jeff, closing up his eyes
in calculation, "as much as perhaps two million dollars, if you was to
sell him up. And this Rockefeller and this Morgan, either of them, to sell
them up clean, would be worth another couple of million—"</p>
<p>I may say in parentheses that it was a favourite method in Mariposa if you
wanted to get at the real worth of a man, to imagine him clean sold up,
put up for auction, as it were. It was the only way to test him.</p>
<p>"And now look at 'em," Jeff went on. "They make their money and what do
they do with it? They give it away. And who do they give it to? Why, to
those as don't want it, every time. They give it to these professors and
to this research and that, and do the poor get any of it? Not a cent and
never will."</p>
<p>"I tell you, boys," continued Jeff (there were no boys present, but in
Mariposa all really important speeches are addressed to an imaginary
audience of boys)—"I tell you, if I was to make a million out of
this Cubey, I'd give it straight to the poor, yes, sir—divide it up
into a hundred lots of a thousand dollars each and give it to the people
that hadn't nothing."</p>
<p>So always after that I knew just what those bananas were being grown for.</p>
<p>Indeed, after that, though Jefferson never spoke of his intentions
directly, he said a number of things that seemed to bear on them. He asked
me, for instance, one day, how many blind people it would take to fill one
of these blind homes and how a feller could get ahold of them. And at
another time he asked whether if a feller advertised for some of these
incurables a feller could get enough of them to make a showing. I know for
a fact that he got Nivens, the lawyer, to draw up a document that was to
give an acre of banana land in Cuba to every idiot in Missinaba county.</p>
<p>But still,—what's the use of talking of what Jeff meant to do?
Nobody knows or cares about it now.</p>
<p>The end of it was bound to come. Even in Mariposa some of the people must
have thought so. Else how was it that Henry Mullins made such a fuss about
selling a draft for forty thousand on New York? And why was it that Mr.
Smith wouldn't pay Billy, the desk clerk, his back wages when he wanted to
put it into Cuba?</p>
<p>Oh yes; some of them must have seen it. And yet when it came it seemed so
quiet,—ever so quiet,—not a bit like the Northern Star mine
and the oyster supper and the Mariposa band. It is strange how quiet these
things look, the other way round.</p>
<p>You remember the Cuban Land frauds in New York and Porforio Gomez shooting
the detective, and him and Maximo Morez getting clear away with two
hundred thousand? No, of course you don't; why, even in the city papers it
only filled an inch or two of type, and anyway the names were hard to
remember. That was Jeff's money—part of it. Mullins got the
telegram, from a broker or someone, and he showed it to Jeff just as he
was going up the street with an estate agent to look at a big empty lot on
the hill behind the town—the very place for these incurables.</p>
<p>And Jeff went back to the shop so quiet—have you ever seen an animal
that is stricken through, how quiet it seems to move?</p>
<p>Well, that's how he walked.</p>
<p>And since that, though it's quite a little while ago, the shop's open till
eleven every night now, and Jeff is shaving away to pay back that five
hundred that Johnson, the livery man, sent to the Cubans, and—</p>
<p>Pathetic? tut! tut! You don't know Mariposa. Jeff has to work pretty late,
but that's nothing—nothing at all, if you've worked hard all your
lifetime. And Myra is back at the Telephone Exchange—they were glad
enough to get her, and she says now that if there's one thing she hates,
it's the stage, and she can't see how the actresses put up with it.</p>
<p>Anyway, things are not so bad. You see it was just at this time that Mr.
Smith's caff opened, and Mr. Smith came to Jeff's Woman and said he wanted
seven dozen eggs a day, and wanted them handy, and so the hens are back,
and more of them, and they exult so every morning over the eggs they lay
that if you wanted to talk of Rockefeller in the barber shop you couldn't
hear his name for the cackling.</p>
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