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<h2> XIV. </h2>
<p>The last hymn was sung, C�sar came home from chapel, changed back from his
best to his work-day clothes, and then there was talking and laughing in
the kitchen amid the jingling of plates and the vigorous rattling of
knives and forks.</p>
<p>"Phil must be my best man," said Pete. "He'll be back to Douglas now, but
I'll get you to write me a line, C�sar, and ask him."</p>
<p>"Do you hold with long engagements, Pete?" said Grannie.</p>
<p>"A week," said Pete, with the air of a judge; "not much less anyway—not
of a rule, you know."</p>
<p>"You goose," cried Nancy, "it must be three Sundays for the banns."</p>
<p>"Then John the Clerk shall get them going this evening," said Pete. "Nancy
had the pull of me there, Grannie. Not being in the habit of getting
married, I clane forgot about the banns."</p>
<p>John the Clerk came in the afternoon, and there was some lusty
disputation.</p>
<p>"We must have bridesmaids and wedding-cakes, Pete—it's only proper,"
said Nancy.</p>
<p>"Aw, yes, and tobacco and rum, and everything respectable," said Pete.</p>
<p>"And the parson—mind it's the parson now," said Grannie; "none of
their nasty high-bailiffs. I don't know in the world how a dacent woman
can rest in her bed——"</p>
<p>"Aw, the parson, of coorse—and the parson's wife, maybe," said Pete.</p>
<p>"I think I can manage it for you for to-morrow fortnight," said John the
Clerk impressively, and there was some clapping of hands, quickly
suppressed by C�sar, with mutterings of—</p>
<p>"Popery! clane Popery, sir! Can't a person commit matrimony without a
parson bothering a man?"</p>
<p>Then C�sar squared his elbows across the table and wrote the letter to
Philip. Pete never stood sponsor for anything so pious.</p>
<p>"Respected and Honoured Sir,—I write first to thee that it hath been
borne in on my mind (strong to believe the Lord hath spoken) to marry on
Katherine Cregeen, only beloved daughter of C�sar Cregeen, a respectable
man and a local preacher, in whose house I tarry, being free to use all
his means of grace. Wedding to-morrow fortnight at Kirk Christ, Lezayre,
eleven o'clock forenoon, and the Lord make it profitable to my soul.—With
love and-reverence, thy servant, and I trust the Lord's, Peter Quilliam."</p>
<p>Having written this, C�sar read it aloud with proper elevation of pitch.
Grannie wiped her eyes, and Pete said, "Indited beautiful, sir—only
you haven't asked him."</p>
<p>"My pen's getting crosslegs," said C�sar, "but that'll do for an N.B."</p>
<p>"N. B.—Will you come for my best man?"</p>
<p>Then there was more talk and more laughter. "You're a lucky fellow, Pete,"
said Pete himself. "My sailor, you are, though. She's as sweet as clover
with the bumbees humming over it, and as warm as a gorse bush when the
summer's gone."</p>
<p>And then, affection being infectious beyond all maladies known to mortals,
Nancy Joe was heard to say, "I believe in my heart I must be having a man
myself before long, or I'll be losing the notion."</p>
<p>"D'ye hear that, boys?" shouted Pete. "Don't all spake at once."</p>
<p>"Too late—I've lost it," said Nancy, and there was yet more
laughter.</p>
<p>To put an end to this frivolity, C�sar raised a hymn, and they sang it
together with cheerful voices. Then C�sar prayed appropriately, John the
Clerk improvised responses, and Pete went out and sat on the bottom step
in the lobby and smoked up the stairs, so that Kate in the bedroom should
not feel too lonely.</p>
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