<h2 id="id00190" style="margin-top: 4em">IV</h2>
<h5 id="id00191">DIVIDED OPINIONS</h5>
<p id="id00192" style="margin-top: 2em">If anybody wishes an infallible recipe for taking the romance out
of life, I can recommend washing a pile of dishes which have been left
over from the day before, especially if there be among them a number
of greasy pots and pans. Restoring order to a badly cluttered room is
another glamour destroyer, but the first prize, I stoutly affirm, goes
to the dishes.</p>
<p id="id00193">An especially aggravating collection of romance shatterers awaited
me the morning after our visit to the theatre, and my first encounter
with Lillian Gale.</p>
<p id="id00194">Dicky took a hurried breakfast and rushed off to the studio, while I
spent a dreary forenoon washing the dishes and putting the apartment
to rights. I dreaded the discussion with Dicky at luncheon. I
had insisted before my marriage that I must either do most of the
housework, or keep up some of my old work to add to our income. To
have a maid, while I did nothing to justify my existence save keep
myself pretty and entertain Dicky, savored too much to me of the harem
favorite.</p>
<p id="id00195">A mother of small children, a woman with a large house, one who had
old people to care for, or whose health was not good, was justified in
having help. But for me, well, strong, with a tiny apartment, and just
Dicky, to employ a maid without myself earning at least enough to pay
for the extra expense of having her—it was simply impossible. I had
been independent too long. The situation was galling.</p>
<p id="id00196">The postman's ring interrupted my thoughts. I went to the door,
receiving a number of advertisements, a letter or two for Dicky, and
one, addressed in an unfamiliar handwriting, to myself. I opened it
and read it wonderingly.</p>
<p id="id00197" style="margin-top: 2em"> "My dear Mrs. Graham:</p>
<p id="id00198" style="margin-left: 2%; margin-right: 2%"> "Our club is planning a course in history for the coming year. We need
an experienced conductor for the class, which will meet once a week.
Your name has been suggested to us as that of one who might be willing
to take up the work. The compensation will not be as large as that given
by the larger clubs for lectures, as we are a small organization, but I
do not think you will have to devote much of your time to the work
outside of the weekly meeting.</p>
<p id="id00199" style="margin-left: 2%; margin-right: 2%"> "Will you kindly let me know when I can meet you and talk this over with
you, if you decide to consider it?</p>
<p id="id00200"> "Yours very truly,</p>
<h5 id="id00201"> "HELEN BRAINERD SMITH,</h5>
<p id="id00202"> "Secretary Lotus Study Club,</p>
<p id="id00203"> "215 West Washington Avenue."</p>
<p id="id00204">Had the solution to my problem come? Armed with this I could talk to<br/>
Dicky at luncheon without any fears.<br/></p>
<p id="id00205">The receipt of the letter put me in a royal good humor. I did not care
how little the compensation was, although I knew it would be far more
than enough to pay the extra expense of having a maid, an expense
which I was determined to defray.</p>
<p id="id00206">Teaching or lecturing upon historical subjects was child's play to
me. I had specialized in it, and had been counted one of the most
successful instructors in that branch in the city. Woman's club work
was new to me, but the husband of one of my friends had once conducted
such a course, and I knew I could get all the information I needed
from him.</p>
<p id="id00207">I thought of Dicky's possible objections, but brushed the thought
aside. He had objected to my going on with my regular school work and
I realized that the hours which I would have been compelled to give to
that work would have conflicted seriously with our home life. But here
was something that would take me away from home so little.</p>
<p id="id00208"> * * * * *</p>
<p id="id00209">"About that servant question," I began, after Dicky was comfortably
settled and smiling over his cigar. "I will employ one, a first-class,
really competent housekeeper, if you will make no objection to this."</p>
<p id="id00210">I opened the letter and handed it to him. He read it through, his face
growing angrier at every line. When he had finished he threw it on the
floor.</p>
<p id="id00211">"Well, I guess not," he exclaimed. "I know that club game; it's the
limit. There's nothing in it. They'll pay only a beggarly sum, and
you'll be tied to that same afternoon once a week for a year. Suppose
we had something we wanted to do on that day? We would have to let it
go hang."</p>
<p id="id00212">"I suppose if we had something we wanted to do on a day when you had
a commission to execute you would leave your work and go," I answered
quietly.</p>
<p id="id00213">"That's entirely different," returned Dicky. "I'm responsible for the
support of this family. You are not. All you have to do is to enjoy
yourself and make home comfortable for me."</p>
<p id="id00214">We were interrupted by the door bell. Dicky went to the door while I
hastily dropped the portiers between the living room and the dining
room. I heard Dicky's deep voice in greeting.</p>
<p id="id00215">"This is good of you, Lil," and Lillian Gale came into the room with
outstretched hand.</p>
<p id="id00216">"Perhaps I shouldn't have come so soon," she said, "but you see I am
bound to know you, even if Dicky does spirit you away when we want you
to join us."</p>
<p id="id00217">She threw him a laughing glance as she clasped my hand.</p>
<p id="id00218">"I am so glad you have come," I said cordially, but inwardly I
fiercely resented her intrusion, as I deemed it.</p>
<p id="id00219">But what was my horror to hear Dicky say casually:</p>
<p id="id00220">"You've come at a most opportune time, Lil. Madge has had an offer
from some woman's club to do a lecturing stunt on history, her
specialty, you know, and she wants to take it. I wish you'd help me
persuade her out of it."</p>
<p id="id00221">"I cannot imagine why we should trouble Mrs. Underwood with so
personal a matter," I heard myself saying faintly.</p>
<p id="id00222">Mrs. Underwood laughed boisterously. "Why, I'm one of the family, my
dear child," she said heartily. Then she looked at me keenly.</p>
<p id="id00223">"I might have known that one man would have no chance with two women,"<br/>
Dicky growled. His tone held capitulation. I knew I had won my battle.<br/>
But was it my victory or this woman's I so detested?<br/></p>
<p id="id00224">"Don't let this man bully you," she advised half-laughingly. "He's
perfectly capable of it. I know him. By all means accept the offer if
you think it's worth while. All these husbands are a bit archaic yet,
you know. They don't realize that women have joined the human race."</p>
<p id="id00225">"Come, Dicky-bird," she rattled on as she saw his darkening face.
"Don't be silly. You'll have to give in. You're just 50 years behind
the times, you know."</p>
<p id="id00226">During the remainder of Mrs. Underwood's brief call she ignored Dicky,
and devoted herself to me. There is no denying the fact that she has
great charm when she chooses to exercise it. Dicky, however, appeared
entirely oblivious of it, sitting in moody silence until she rose to
go.</p>
<p id="id00227">"You ought to preserve that grouch," she carelessly advised, as he
stood holding the door open for her. "Carefully corked in a glass
jar, it ought to keep to be given to your grandchildren as a horrible
example."</p>
<p id="id00228">Dicky grinned reluctantly and bowed low as she passed out of the room
with a cordial adieu to me, but no sooner had the door closed behind
her than he turned to me angrily.</p>
<p id="id00229">"Look here, Madge," he exclaimed, "are you really in earnest about
taking that blasted position?"</p>
<p id="id00230">"Why! of course I am," I answered. "It seems providential, coming
just as you insist upon having the maid. I can engage one with a clear
conscience now."</p>
<p id="id00231">Dicky sprang to his feet with a muttered word that sounded
suspiciously like an oath, and began to walk rapidly up and down the
room, his hands behind his back, and his face dark with anger. Up
and down, up and down he paced, while I, sitting quietly in my chair,
waited, nerving myself for the scene I anticipated.</p>
<p id="id00232">When it came, however, it surprised me with the turn it took. Dicky
stopped suddenly in his pacing, and coming swiftly over to me, dropped
on one knee beside my chair and put his arms around me.</p>
<p id="id00233">"Sweetheart," he said softly, "I don't want to quarrel about this, nor
do I wish to be unreasonable about it. But, really, it means an awful lot
to me. I don't want you to do it. Won't you give it up for me?"</p>
<p id="id00234">I returned Dicky's kiss, and held him tightly as I answered:</p>
<p id="id00235">"Dear boy, I'll think it over very carefully. If I possibly can, I
will do as you wish. But, remember, I say if I can. I haven't made you
a definite promise yet."</p>
<p id="id00236">"But you will, I know; that's my own dear girl. Good-by. I'll have to
rush back to the studio now."</p>
<p id="id00237">Dicky's tone was light and confident as he rose. Life always has been
easy for Dicky. I heard him say once he never could remember the time
when he didn't get his own way.</p>
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