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<h2> CHAPTER XVII </h2>
<h3> THE MIDNIGHT BATTLE </h3>
<p>That hour went by very slowly. Again and again I consulted my watch by the
light of the moon, which was now rising high in the heavens, and thought
that it would never come to an end. Listen as I would, there was nothing
to be heard, and as the mist still prevailed the only thing I could see
except the heavens, was the twinkling of the fires lit by Goroko and his
party.</p>
<p>At length it was done and there was no sign of Hans. Another half hour
passed and still no sign of Hans.</p>
<p>"I think that Light-in-Darkness is dead or taken prisoner," said
Umslopogaas.</p>
<p>I answered that I feared so, but that I would give him another fifteen
minutes and then, if he did not appear, I proposed to order an advance,
hoping to find the enemy where we had last seen them from the top of the
mountain.</p>
<p>The fifteen minutes went by also, and as I could see that the Amahagger
captains who sat at a little distance were getting very nervous, I picked
up my double-barrelled rifle and turned round so that I faced up hill with
a view of firing it as had been agreed with Goroko, but in such a fashion
that the flashes perhaps would not be seen from the plain below. For this
purpose I moved a few yards to the left to get behind the trunk of a tree
that grew there, and was already lifting the rifle to my shoulder, when a
yellow hand clasped the barrel and a husky voice said,</p>
<p>"Don't fire yet, Baas, as I want to tell you my story first."</p>
<p>I looked down and there was the ugly face of Hans wearing a grin that
might have frightened the man in the moon.</p>
<p>"Well," I said with cold indifference, assumed I admit to hide my
excessive joy at his safe return, "tell on, and be quick about it. I
suppose you lost your way and never found them."</p>
<p>"Yes, Baas, I lost my way for the fog was very thick down there. But in
the end I found them all right, by my nose, Baas, for those man-eating
people smell strong and I got the wind of one of their sentries. It was
easy to pass him in the mist, Baas, so easy that I was tempted to cut his
throat as I went, but I didn't for fear lest he should make a noise. No, I
walked on right into the middle of them, which was easy too, for they were
all asleep, wrapped up in blankets. They hadn't any fires perhaps because
they didn't want them to be seen, or perhaps because it is so hot down in
that low land, I don't know which.</p>
<p>"So I crept on taking note of all I saw, till at last I came to a little
hill of which the top rose above the level of the mist, so that I could
see on it a long hut built of green boughs with the leaves still fresh
upon them. Now I thought that I would crawl up to the hut since it came
into my mind that Rezu himself must be sleeping there and that I might
kill him. But while I stood hesitating I heard a noise like to that made
by an old woman whose husband had thrown a blanket over her head to keep
her quiet, or to that of a bee in a bottle, a sort of droning noise that
reminded me of something.</p>
<p>"I thought a while and remembered that when Red Beard was on his knees
praying to Heaven, as is his habit when he has nothing else to do, Baas,
he makes a noise just like that. I crept towards the sound and presently
there I found Red Beard himself tied upon a stone and looking as mad as a
buffalo bull stuck in a swamp, for he shook his head and rolled his eyes
about, just as though he had had two bottles of bad gin, Baas, and all the
while he kept saying prayers. Now I thought that I would cut him loose,
and bent over him to do so, when by ill-luck he saw my face and began to
shout, saying,</p>
<p>"'Go away, you yellow devil. I know you have come to take me to hell, but
you are too soon, and if my hands were loose I would twist your head off
your shoulders.'</p>
<p>"He said this in English, Baas, which as you know I can understand quite
well, after which I was sure that I had better leave him alone. Whilst I
was thinking, there came out of the hut above two old men dressed in
night-shirts, such as you white people wear, with yellow things upon their
heads that had a metal picture of the sun in front of them."</p>
<p>"Medicine-men," I suggested.</p>
<p>"Yes, Baas, or Predikants of some sort, for they were rather like your
reverend father when he dressed himself up and went into a box to preach.
Seeing them I slipped back a little way to where the mist began, lay down
and listened. They looked at Red Beard, for his shouts at me had brought
them out, but he took no notice of them, only went on making a noise like
a beetle in a tin can.</p>
<p>"'It is nothing,' said one of the Predikants to the other in the same
tongue that these Amahagger use. 'But when is he to be sacrificed? Soon, I
hope, for I cannot sleep because of the noise he makes.'</p>
<p>"'When the edge of the sun appears, not before,' answered the other
Predikant. 'Then the new queen will be brought out of the hut and this
white man will be sacrificed to her.'</p>
<p>"'I think it is a pity to wait so long,' said the first Predikant, 'for
never shall we sleep in peace until the red-hot pot is on his head.'</p>
<p>"'First the victory, then the feast,' answered the second Predikant,
'though he will not be so good to eat as that fat young woman who was with
the new queen.'</p>
<p>"Then, Baas, they both smacked their lips and one of them went back
towards the hut. But the other did not go back. No, he sat down on the
ground and glowered at Baas Red-Beard upon the stone. More, he struck him
on the face to make him quiet.</p>
<p>"Now, Baas, when I saw this and remembered that they had said that they
had eaten Janee whom I liked although she was such a fool, the spirit in
me grew so very angry and I thought that I would give this old <i>skellum</i>
(i.e. rascal) of a Predikant a taste of sacrifice himself, after which I
purposed to creep to the hut and see if I could get speech with the Lady
Sad-Eyes, if she was there.</p>
<p>"So I wriggled up behind the Predikant as he sat glowering over Red-Beard,
and stuck my knife into his back where I thought it would kill him at
once. But it didn't, Baas, for he fell on to his face and began to make a
noise like a wounded hyena before I could finish him. Then I heard a sound
of shouts, and to save my life was obliged to run away into the mist,
without loosing Red-Beard or seeing Lady Sad-Eyes. I ran very hard, Baas,
making a wide circle to the left, and so at last got back here. That's
all, Baas."</p>
<p>"And quite enough, too," I answered, "though if they did not see you, the
death of the Medicine-man may frighten them. Poor Janee! Well, I hope to
come even with those devils before they are three hours older."</p>
<p>Then I called up Umslopogaas and the Amahagger captains and told them the
substance of the story, also that Hans had located the army, or part of
it.</p>
<p>The end of it was that we made up our minds to attack at once; indeed I
insisted on this, as I was determined if I could to save that unfortunate
man, Robertson, who, from Hans' account, evidently was now quite mad and
raving. So I fired the two shots as had been arranged and presently heard
the sound of distant shoutings on the slope of the opposing ridge. A few
minutes later we started, Umslopogaas and I leading the vanguard and the
Amahagger captains following with the three remaining companies.</p>
<p>Now the reader, presuming the existence of such a person, will think that
everything is sure to go right; that this cunning old fellow, Allan
Quatermain, is going to surprise and wipe the floor with those Rezuites,
who were already beguiled by the trick he had instructed Goroko to play.
That after this he will rescue Robertson who doubtless shortly recovers
his mind, also Inez with the greatest ease, in fact that everything will
happen as it ought to do if this were a romance instead of a mere record
of remarkable facts. But being the latter, as it happened, matters did not
work out quite in this convenient way.</p>
<p>To begin with, when those Amahagger told me that the Rezuites never fought
in the dark or before the sun was well up, either they lied or they were
much mistaken, for at any rate on this occasion they did the exact
contrary. All the while that we thought we were stalking them, they were
stalking us. The Goroko manoeuvre had not deceived them in the least,
since from their spies they knew its exact significance.</p>
<p>Here, I may add that those spies were in our own ranks, traitors, in
short, who were really in the pay of Rezu and possibly belonged to his
abominable faith, some of whom slipped away from time to time to the enemy
to report our progress and plans, so far as they knew them.</p>
<p>Further, what Hans had stumbled on was a mere rear guard left around the
place of sacrifice and the hut where Inez was confined. The real army he
never found at all. That was divided into two bodies and hidden in bush to
the right and left of the ridge which we were descending just at the spot
where it joined the plain beneath, and into the jaws of these two armies
we marched gaily.</p>
<p>Now that hypothetical reader will say, "Why didn't that silly old fool,
Allan, think of all these things? Why didn't he remember that he was
commanding a pack of savages with whom he had no real acquaintance, among
whom there were sure to be traitors, especially as they were of the same
blood as the Rezuites, and take precautions?"</p>
<p>Ah! my dear reader, I will only answer that I wish you had handled the job
yourself, and enjoyed the opportunity of seeing what <i>you</i> could do
in the circumstances. Do you suppose I didn't think of all these points?
Of course I did. But have you ever heard of the difficulty of making silk
purses out of sows' ears, or of turning a lot of gloomy and disagreeable
barbarians whom you had never even drilled, into trustworthy and efficient
soldiers ready to fight three times their own number and beat them?</p>
<p>Also I beg to observe that I did get through somehow, as you shall learn,
which is more than you might have done, Mr. Wisdom, though I admit, not
without help from another quarter. It is all very well for you to sit in
your armchair and be sapient and turn up your learned nose, like the
gentlemen who criticise plays and poems, an easy job compared to the
writing of them. From all of which, however, you will understand that I
am, to tell the truth, rather ashamed of what followed, since <i>qui
s'excuse, s'accuse</i>.</p>
<p>As we slunk down that hill in the moonlight, a queer-looking crowd, I
admit also that I felt very uncomfortable. To begin with I did not like
that remark of the Medicine-man which Hans reported, to the effect that
the feast must come after the victory, especially as he had said just
before that Robertson was to be sacrificed as the sun rose, which would
seem to suggest that the "victory" was planned to take place before that
event.</p>
<p>While I was ruminating upon this subject, I looked round for Hans to
cross-examine him as to the priest's exact words, only to find that he had
slunk off somewhere. A few minutes later he reappeared running back
towards us swiftly and, I noticed, taking shelter behind tree trunks and
rocks as he came.</p>
<p>"Baas," he gasped, for he was out of breath, "be careful, those Rezu men
are on either side ahead. I went forward and ran into them. They threw
many spears at me. Look!" and he showed a slight cut on his arm from which
blood was flowing.</p>
<p>Instantly I understood that we were ambushed and began to think very hard
indeed. As it chanced we were passing across a large flat space upon the
ridge, say seven or eight acres in extent, where the bush grew lightly,
though owing to the soil being better, the trees were tall.</p>
<p>On the steep slope below this little plain it seemed to be denser and
there it was, according to Hans, that the ambush was set. I halted my
regiment and sent back messengers to the others that they were to halt
also as they came up, on the pretext of giving them a rest before they
were marshalled and we advanced to the battle.</p>
<p>Then I told Umslopogaas what Hans said and asked him to send out his Zulu
soldier whom he could trust, to see if he could obtain confirmation of the
report. This he did at once. Also I asked him what he thought should be
done, supposing that it was true.</p>
<p>"Form the Amahagger into a ring or a square and await attack," he
answered.</p>
<p>I nodded, for that was my own opinion, but replied,</p>
<p>"If they were Zulus, the plan would be good. But how do we know that these
men will stand?"</p>
<p>"We know nothing, Macumazahn, and therefore can only try. If they run it
must be up-hill."</p>
<p>Then I called the captains and told them what was toward, which seemed to
alarm them very much. Indeed one or two of them wanted to retreat at once,
but I said I would shoot the first man who tried to do so. In the end they
agreed to my plan and said that they would post their best soldiers above,
at the top of the square, with the orders to stop any attempt at a flight
up the mountain.</p>
<p>After this we formed up the square as best we could, arranging it in a
rather rough, four-fold line. While we were doing this we heard some
shouts below and presently the Zulu returned, who reported that all was as
Hans had said and that Rezu's men were moving round us, having discovered,
as he thought, that we had halted and escaped their ambush.</p>
<p>Still the attack did not develop at once, for the reason that the Rezu
army was crawling up the steep flanks of the spur on either side of the
level piece of ground, with a view of encircling us altogether, so as to
make a clean sweep of our force. As a matter of fact, considered from our
point of view, this was a most fortunate move, since thereby they stopped
any attempt at a retreat on the part of our Amahagger, whose bolt-hole was
now blocked.</p>
<p>When we had done all we could, we sat down, or at least I did, and waited.
The night, I remember, was strangely still, only from the slopes on either
side of our plateau came a kind of rustling sound which in fact was caused
by the feet of Rezu's people, as they marched to surround us.</p>
<p>It ceased at last and the silence grew complete, so much so that I could
hear the teeth of some of our tall Amahagger chattering with fear, a sound
that gave me little confidence and caused Umslopogaas to remark that the
hearts of these big men had never grown; they remained "as those of
babies." I told the captains to pass the word down the ranks that those
who stood might live, but those who fled would certainly die. Therefore if
they wished to see their homes again they had better stand and fight like
men. Otherwise most of them would be killed and the rest eaten by Rezu.
This was done, and I observed that the message seemed to produce a
steadying effect upon our ranks.</p>
<p>Suddenly all around us, from below, from above and on either side there
broke a most awful roar which seemed to shape itself into the word, <i>Rezu</i>,
and next minute also from above, below and either side, some ten thousand
men poured forth upon our square.</p>
<p>In the moonlight they looked very terrible with their flowing white robes
and great gleaming spears. Hans and I fired some shots, though for all the
effect they produced, we might as well have pelted a breaker with pebbles.
Then, as I thought that I should be more useful alive than dead, I
retreated within the square, Umslopogaas, his Zulu, and Hans coming with
me.</p>
<p>On the whole our Amahagger stood the attack better than I expected. They
beat back the first rush with considerable loss to the enemy, also the
second after a longer struggle. Then there was a pause during which we
re-formed our ranks, dragging the wounded men into the square.</p>
<p>Scarcely had we done this when with another mighty shout of "Rezu!" the
enemy attacked again—that was about an hour after the battle had
begun. But now they had changed their tactics, for instead of trying to
rush all sides of the square at once, they concentrated their efforts on
the western front, that which faced towards the plain below.</p>
<p>On they came, and among them in the forefront of the battle, now and again
I caught sight of a gigantic man, a huge creature who seemed to me to be
seven feet high and big in proportion. I could not see him clearly because
of the uncertain moonlight, but I noted his fierce aspect, also that he
had an enormous beard, black streaked with grey, that flowed down to his
middle, and that his hair hung in masses upon his shoulders.</p>
<p>"Rezu himself!" I shouted to Umslopogaas.</p>
<p>"Aye, Macumazahn, Rezu himself without doubt, and I rejoice to see him for
he will be a worthy foe to fight. Look! he carries an axe as I do. Now I
must save my strength for when we come face to face I shall need it all."</p>
<p>I thought that I would spare Umslopogaas this exertion and watched my
opportunity to put a bullet through this giant. But I could never get one.
Once when I had covered him an Amahagger rushed in front of my gun so that
I could not shoot, and when a second chance came a little cloud floated
over the face of the moon and made him invisible. After that I had other
things to which to attend, since, as I expected would happen, the western
face of our square gave, and yelling like devils, the enemy began to pour
in through the gap.</p>
<p>A cold thrill went through me for I saw that the game was up. To re-form
these undisciplined Amahagger was impossible; nothing was to be expected
except panic, rout and slaughter. I cursed my folly for ever having had
anything to do with the business, while Hans screamed to me in a thin
voice that the only chance was for us three and the Zulu to bolt and hide
in the bush.</p>
<p>I did not answer him because, apart from any nasty pride, the thing was
impossible, for how could we get through those struggling masses of men
which surrounded us on every side? No, my clock had struck, so I went on
making a kind of mental sandwich of prayers and curses; prayers for my
soul and forgiveness for my sins, and curses on the Amahagger and
everything to do with them, especially Zikali and the woman called Ayesha,
who, between them, had led me into this affair.</p>
<p>"Perhaps the Great Medicine of Zikali," piped Hans again as he fired a
rifle at the advancing foe.</p>
<p>"Hang the Great Medicine," I shouted back, "and Ayesha with it. No wonder
she declined to take a hand in this business."</p>
<p>As I spoke the words I saw old Billali, who not being a man of war was
keeping as close to us as he could, go flat onto his venerable face, and
reflected that he must have got a thrown spear through him. Casting a
hurried glance at him to see if he were done for or only wounded, out of
the corner of my eye I caught sight of something diaphanous which gleamed
in the moonlight and reminded me of I knew not what at the moment.</p>
<p>I looked round quickly to see what it might be and lo! there, almost at my
side was the veiled Ayesha herself, holding in her hand a little rod made
of black wood inlaid with ivory not unlike a field marshal's baton, or a
sceptre.</p>
<p>I never saw her come and to this day I do not know how she did so; she was
just there and what is more she must have put luminous paint or something
else on her robes, for they gleamed with a sort of faint, phosphorescent
fire, which in the moonlight made her conspicuous all over the field of
battle. Nor did she speak a single word, she only waved the rod, pointed
with it towards the fierce hordes who were drawing near to us, killing as
they came, and began to move forward with a gliding motion.</p>
<p>Now from every side there went up a roar of "<i>She-who-commands!
She-who-commands!</i>" while the people of Rezu in front shouted "<i>Lulala!
Lulala!</i> Fly, Lulala is upon us with the witchcrafts of the moon!"</p>
<p>She moved forward and by some strange impulse, for no order was given, we
all began to move after her. Yes, the ranks that a minute before were
beginning to give way to wild panic, became filled with a marvellous
courage and moved after her.</p>
<p>The men of Rezu also, and I suppose with them Rezu himself, for I saw no
more of him at that time, began to move uncommonly fast over the edge of
the plateau towards the plain beneath. In fact they broke into flight and
leaping over dead and dying, we rushed after them, always following the
gleaming robe of Ayesha, who must have been an extremely agile person,
since without any apparent exertion she held her place a few steps ahead
of us.</p>
<p>There was another curious circumstance about this affair, namely, that
terrified though they were, those Rezuites, after the first break, soon
seemed to find it impossible to depart with speed. They kept turning round
to look behind them at that following vision, as though they were so many
of Lot's wives. Moreover, the same fate overtook many of them which fell
upon that scriptural lady, since they appeared to become petrified and
stood there quite still, like rabbits fascinated by a snake, until our
people came up and killed them.</p>
<p>This slaying went on all down the last steep slope of the ridge, on which
I suppose at least two-thirds of the army of Rezu must have perished,
since our Amahagger showed themselves very handy men when it came to
exterminating foes who were too terror-struck to fight, and, exhilarated
by the occupation, gained courage every moment.</p>
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