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<h2> CHAPTER 16 </h2>
<p>Catherine's expectations of pleasure from her visit in Milsom Street were
so very high that disappointment was inevitable; and accordingly, though
she was most politely received by General Tilney, and kindly welcomed by
his daughter, though Henry was at home, and no one else of the party, she
found, on her return, without spending many hours in the examination of
her feelings, that she had gone to her appointment preparing for happiness
which it had not afforded. Instead of finding herself improved in
acquaintance with Miss Tilney, from the intercourse of the day, she seemed
hardly so intimate with her as before; instead of seeing Henry Tilney to
greater advantage than ever, in the ease of a family party, he had never
said so little, nor been so little agreeable; and, in spite of their
father's great civilities to her—in spite of his thanks,
invitations, and compliments—it had been a release to get away from
him. It puzzled her to account for all this. It could not be General
Tilney's fault. That he was perfectly agreeable and good-natured, and
altogether a very charming man, did not admit of a doubt, for he was tall
and handsome, and Henry's father. He could not be accountable for his
children's want of spirits, or for her want of enjoyment in his company.
The former she hoped at last might have been accidental, and the latter
she could only attribute to her own stupidity. Isabella, on hearing the
particulars of the visit, gave a different explanation: "It was all pride,
pride, insufferable haughtiness and pride! She had long suspected the
family to be very high, and this made it certain. Such insolence of
behaviour as Miss Tilney's she had never heard of in her life! Not to do
the honours of her house with common good breeding! To behave to her guest
with such superciliousness! Hardly even to speak to her!"</p>
<p>"But it was not so bad as that, Isabella; there was no superciliousness;
she was very civil."</p>
<p>"Oh! Don't defend her! And then the brother, he, who had appeared so
attached to you! Good heavens! Well, some people's feelings are
incomprehensible. And so he hardly looked once at you the whole day?"</p>
<p>"I do not say so; but he did not seem in good spirits."</p>
<p>"How contemptible! Of all things in the world inconstancy is my aversion.
Let me entreat you never to think of him again, my dear Catherine; indeed
he is unworthy of you."</p>
<p>"Unworthy! I do not suppose he ever thinks of me."</p>
<p>"That is exactly what I say; he never thinks of you. Such fickleness! Oh!
How different to your brother and to mine! I really believe John has the
most constant heart."</p>
<p>"But as for General Tilney, I assure you it would be impossible for
anybody to behave to me with greater civility and attention; it seemed to
be his only care to entertain and make me happy."</p>
<p>"Oh! I know no harm of him; I do not suspect him of pride. I believe he is
a very gentleman-like man. John thinks very well of him, and John's
judgment—"</p>
<p>"Well, I shall see how they behave to me this evening; we shall meet them
at the rooms."</p>
<p>"And must I go?"</p>
<p>"Do not you intend it? I thought it was all settled."</p>
<p>"Nay, since you make such a point of it, I can refuse you nothing. But do
not insist upon my being very agreeable, for my heart, you know, will be
some forty miles off. And as for dancing, do not mention it, I beg; that
is quite out of the question. Charles Hodges will plague me to death, I
dare say; but I shall cut him very short. Ten to one but he guesses the
reason, and that is exactly what I want to avoid, so I shall insist on his
keeping his conjecture to himself."</p>
<p>Isabella's opinion of the Tilneys did not influence her friend; she was
sure there had been no insolence in the manners either of brother or
sister; and she did not credit there being any pride in their hearts. The
evening rewarded her confidence; she was met by one with the same
kindness, and by the other with the same attention, as heretofore: Miss
Tilney took pains to be near her, and Henry asked her to dance.</p>
<p>Having heard the day before in Milsom Street that their elder brother,
Captain Tilney, was expected almost every hour, she was at no loss for the
name of a very fashionable-looking, handsome young man, whom she had never
seen before, and who now evidently belonged to their party. She looked at
him with great admiration, and even supposed it possible that some people
might think him handsomer than his brother, though, in her eyes, his air
was more assuming, and his countenance less prepossessing. His taste and
manners were beyond a doubt decidedly inferior; for, within her hearing,
he not only protested against every thought of dancing himself, but even
laughed openly at Henry for finding it possible. From the latter
circumstance it may be presumed that, whatever might be our heroine's
opinion of him, his admiration of her was not of a very dangerous kind;
not likely to produce animosities between the brothers, nor persecutions
to the lady. He cannot be the instigator of the three villains in
horsemen's greatcoats, by whom she will hereafter be forced into a
traveling-chaise and four, which will drive off with incredible speed.
Catherine, meanwhile, undisturbed by presentiments of such an evil, or of
any evil at all, except that of having but a short set to dance down,
enjoyed her usual happiness with Henry Tilney, listening with sparkling
eyes to everything he said; and, in finding him irresistible, becoming so
herself.</p>
<p>At the end of the first dance, Captain Tilney came towards them again,
and, much to Catherine's dissatisfaction, pulled his brother away. They
retired whispering together; and, though her delicate sensibility did not
take immediate alarm, and lay it down as fact, that Captain Tilney must
have heard some malevolent misrepresentation of her, which he now hastened
to communicate to his brother, in the hope of separating them forever, she
could not have her partner conveyed from her sight without very uneasy
sensations. Her suspense was of full five minutes' duration; and she was
beginning to think it a very long quarter of an hour, when they both
returned, and an explanation was given, by Henry's requesting to know if
she thought her friend, Miss Thorpe, would have any objection to dancing,
as his brother would be most happy to be introduced to her. Catherine,
without hesitation, replied that she was very sure Miss Thorpe did not
mean to dance at all. The cruel reply was passed on to the other, and he
immediately walked away.</p>
<p>"Your brother will not mind it, I know," said she, "because I heard him
say before that he hated dancing; but it was very good-natured in him to
think of it. I suppose he saw Isabella sitting down, and fancied she might
wish for a partner; but he is quite mistaken, for she would not dance upon
any account in the world."</p>
<p>Henry smiled, and said, "How very little trouble it can give you to
understand the motive of other people's actions."</p>
<p>"Why? What do you mean?"</p>
<p>"With you, it is not, How is such a one likely to be influenced, What is
the inducement most likely to act upon such a person's feelings, age,
situation, and probable habits of life considered—but, How should I
be influenced, What would be my inducement in acting so and so?"</p>
<p>"I do not understand you."</p>
<p>"Then we are on very unequal terms, for I understand you perfectly well."</p>
<p>"Me? Yes; I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible."</p>
<p>"Bravo! An excellent satire on modern language."</p>
<p>"But pray tell me what you mean."</p>
<p>"Shall I indeed? Do you really desire it? But you are not aware of the
consequences; it will involve you in a very cruel embarrassment, and
certainly bring on a disagreement between us.</p>
<p>"No, no; it shall not do either; I am not afraid."</p>
<p>"Well, then, I only meant that your attributing my brother's wish of
dancing with Miss Thorpe to good nature alone convinced me of your being
superior in good nature yourself to all the rest of the world."</p>
<p>Catherine blushed and disclaimed, and the gentleman's predictions were
verified. There was a something, however, in his words which repaid her
for the pain of confusion; and that something occupied her mind so much
that she drew back for some time, forgetting to speak or to listen, and
almost forgetting where she was; till, roused by the voice of Isabella,
she looked up and saw her with Captain Tilney preparing to give them hands
across.</p>
<p>Isabella shrugged her shoulders and smiled, the only explanation of this
extraordinary change which could at that time be given; but as it was not
quite enough for Catherine's comprehension, she spoke her astonishment in
very plain terms to her partner.</p>
<p>"I cannot think how it could happen! Isabella was so determined not to
dance."</p>
<p>"And did Isabella never change her mind before?"</p>
<p>"Oh! But, because—And your brother! After what you told him from me,
how could he think of going to ask her?"</p>
<p>"I cannot take surprise to myself on that head. You bid me be surprised on
your friend's account, and therefore I am; but as for my brother, his
conduct in the business, I must own, has been no more than I believed him
perfectly equal to. The fairness of your friend was an open attraction;
her firmness, you know, could only be understood by yourself."</p>
<p>"You are laughing; but, I assure you, Isabella is very firm in general."</p>
<p>"It is as much as should be said of anyone. To be always firm must be to
be often obstinate. When properly to relax is the trial of judgment; and,
without reference to my brother, I really think Miss Thorpe has by no
means chosen ill in fixing on the present hour."</p>
<p>The friends were not able to get together for any confidential discourse
till all the dancing was over; but then, as they walked about the room arm
in arm, Isabella thus explained herself: "I do not wonder at your
surprise; and I am really fatigued to death. He is such a rattle! Amusing
enough, if my mind had been disengaged; but I would have given the world
to sit still."</p>
<p>"Then why did not you?"</p>
<p>"Oh! My dear! It would have looked so particular; and you know how I abhor
doing that. I refused him as long as I possibly could, but he would take
no denial. You have no idea how he pressed me. I begged him to excuse me,
and get some other partner—but no, not he; after aspiring to my
hand, there was nobody else in the room he could bear to think of; and it
was not that he wanted merely to dance, he wanted to be with me. Oh! Such
nonsense! I told him he had taken a very unlikely way to prevail upon me;
for, of all things in the world, I hated fine speeches and compliments;
and so—and so then I found there would be no peace if I did not
stand up. Besides, I thought Mrs. Hughes, who introduced him, might take
it ill if I did not: and your dear brother, I am sure he would have been
miserable if I had sat down the whole evening. I am so glad it is over! My
spirits are quite jaded with listening to his nonsense: and then, being
such a smart young fellow, I saw every eye was upon us."</p>
<p>"He is very handsome indeed."</p>
<p>"Handsome! Yes, I suppose he may. I dare say people would admire him in
general; but he is not at all in my style of beauty. I hate a florid
complexion and dark eyes in a man. However, he is very well. Amazingly
conceited, I am sure. I took him down several times, you know, in my way."</p>
<p>When the young ladies next met, they had a far more interesting subject to
discuss. James Morland's second letter was then received, and the kind
intentions of his father fully explained. A living, of which Mr. Morland
was himself patron and incumbent, of about four hundred pounds yearly
value, was to be resigned to his son as soon as he should be old enough to
take it; no trifling deduction from the family income, no niggardly
assignment to one of ten children. An estate of at least equal value,
moreover, was assured as his future inheritance.</p>
<p>James expressed himself on the occasion with becoming gratitude; and the
necessity of waiting between two and three years before they could marry,
being, however unwelcome, no more than he had expected, was borne by him
without discontent. Catherine, whose expectations had been as unfixed as
her ideas of her father's income, and whose judgment was now entirely led
by her brother, felt equally well satisfied, and heartily congratulated
Isabella on having everything so pleasantly settled.</p>
<p>"It is very charming indeed," said Isabella, with a grave face. "Mr.
Morland has behaved vastly handsome indeed," said the gentle Mrs. Thorpe,
looking anxiously at her daughter. "I only wish I could do as much. One
could not expect more from him, you know. If he finds he can do more by
and by, I dare say he will, for I am sure he must be an excellent
good-hearted man. Four hundred is but a small income to begin on indeed,
but your wishes, my dear Isabella, are so moderate, you do not consider
how little you ever want, my dear."</p>
<p>"It is not on my own account I wish for more; but I cannot bear to be the
means of injuring my dear Morland, making him sit down upon an income
hardly enough to find one in the common necessaries of life. For myself,
it is nothing; I never think of myself."</p>
<p>"I know you never do, my dear; and you will always find your reward in the
affection it makes everybody feel for you. There never was a young woman
so beloved as you are by everybody that knows you; and I dare say when Mr.
Morland sees you, my dear child—but do not let us distress our dear
Catherine by talking of such things. Mr. Morland has behaved so very
handsome, you know. I always heard he was a most excellent man; and you
know, my dear, we are not to suppose but what, if you had had a suitable
fortune, he would have come down with something more, for I am sure he
must be a most liberal-minded man."</p>
<p>"Nobody can think better of Mr. Morland than I do, I am sure. But
everybody has their failing, you know, and everybody has a right to do
what they like with their own money." Catherine was hurt by these
insinuations. "I am very sure," said she, "that my father has promised to
do as much as he can afford."</p>
<p>Isabella recollected herself. "As to that, my sweet Catherine, there
cannot be a doubt, and you know me well enough to be sure that a much
smaller income would satisfy me. It is not the want of more money that
makes me just at present a little out of spirits; I hate money; and if our
union could take place now upon only fifty pounds a year, I should not
have a wish unsatisfied. Ah! my Catherine, you have found me out. There's
the sting. The long, long, endless two years and half that are to pass
before your brother can hold the living."</p>
<p>"Yes, yes, my darling Isabella," said Mrs. Thorpe, "we perfectly see into
your heart. You have no disguise. We perfectly understand the present
vexation; and everybody must love you the better for such a noble honest
affection."</p>
<p>Catherine's uncomfortable feelings began to lessen. She endeavoured to
believe that the delay of the marriage was the only source of Isabella's
regret; and when she saw her at their next interview as cheerful and
amiable as ever, endeavoured to forget that she had for a minute thought
otherwise. James soon followed his letter, and was received with the most
gratifying kindness.</p>
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