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<h2> CHAPTER 2 </h2>
<p>In addition to what has been already said of Catherine Morland's personal
and mental endowments, when about to be launched into all the difficulties
and dangers of a six weeks' residence in Bath, it may be stated, for the
reader's more certain information, lest the following pages should
otherwise fail of giving any idea of what her character is meant to be,
that her heart was affectionate; her disposition cheerful and open,
without conceit or affectation of any kind—her manners just removed
from the awkwardness and shyness of a girl; her person pleasing, and, when
in good looks, pretty—and her mind about as ignorant and uninformed
as the female mind at seventeen usually is.</p>
<p>When the hour of departure drew near, the maternal anxiety of Mrs. Morland
will be naturally supposed to be most severe. A thousand alarming
presentiments of evil to her beloved Catherine from this terrific
separation must oppress her heart with sadness, and drown her in tears for
the last day or two of their being together; and advice of the most
important and applicable nature must of course flow from her wise lips in
their parting conference in her closet. Cautions against the violence of
such noblemen and baronets as delight in forcing young ladies away to some
remote farm-house, must, at such a moment, relieve the fulness of her
heart. Who would not think so? But Mrs. Morland knew so little of lords
and baronets, that she entertained no notion of their general
mischievousness, and was wholly unsuspicious of danger to her daughter
from their machinations. Her cautions were confined to the following
points. "I beg, Catherine, you will always wrap yourself up very warm
about the throat, when you come from the rooms at night; and I wish you
would try to keep some account of the money you spend; I will give you
this little book on purpose."</p>
<p>Sally, or rather Sarah (for what young lady of common gentility will reach
the age of sixteen without altering her name as far as she can?), must
from situation be at this time the intimate friend and confidante of her
sister. It is remarkable, however, that she neither insisted on
Catherine's writing by every post, nor exacted her promise of transmitting
the character of every new acquaintance, nor a detail of every interesting
conversation that Bath might produce. Everything indeed relative to this
important journey was done, on the part of the Morlands, with a degree of
moderation and composure, which seemed rather consistent with the common
feelings of common life, than with the refined susceptibilities, the
tender emotions which the first separation of a heroine from her family
ought always to excite. Her father, instead of giving her an unlimited
order on his banker, or even putting an hundred pounds bank-bill into her
hands, gave her only ten guineas, and promised her more when she wanted
it.</p>
<p>Under these unpromising auspices, the parting took place, and the journey
began. It was performed with suitable quietness and uneventful safety.
Neither robbers nor tempests befriended them, nor one lucky overturn to
introduce them to the hero. Nothing more alarming occurred than a fear, on
Mrs. Allen's side, of having once left her clogs behind her at an inn, and
that fortunately proved to be groundless.</p>
<p>They arrived at Bath. Catherine was all eager delight—her eyes were
here, there, everywhere, as they approached its fine and striking
environs, and afterwards drove through those streets which conducted them
to the hotel. She was come to be happy, and she felt happy already.</p>
<p>They were soon settled in comfortable lodgings in Pulteney Street.</p>
<p>It is now expedient to give some description of Mrs. Allen, that the
reader may be able to judge in what manner her actions will hereafter tend
to promote the general distress of the work, and how she will, probably,
contribute to reduce poor Catherine to all the desperate wretchedness of
which a last volume is capable—whether by her imprudence, vulgarity,
or jealousy—whether by intercepting her letters, ruining her
character, or turning her out of doors.</p>
<p>Mrs. Allen was one of that numerous class of females, whose society can
raise no other emotion than surprise at there being any men in the world
who could like them well enough to marry them. She had neither beauty,
genius, accomplishment, nor manner. The air of a gentlewoman, a great deal
of quiet, inactive good temper, and a trifling turn of mind were all that
could account for her being the choice of a sensible, intelligent man like
Mr. Allen. In one respect she was admirably fitted to introduce a young
lady into public, being as fond of going everywhere and seeing everything
herself as any young lady could be. Dress was her passion. She had a most
harmless delight in being fine; and our heroine's entree into life could
not take place till after three or four days had been spent in learning
what was mostly worn, and her chaperone was provided with a dress of the
newest fashion. Catherine too made some purchases herself, and when all
these matters were arranged, the important evening came which was to usher
her into the Upper Rooms. Her hair was cut and dressed by the best hand,
her clothes put on with care, and both Mrs. Allen and her maid declared
she looked quite as she should do. With such encouragement, Catherine
hoped at least to pass uncensured through the crowd. As for admiration, it
was always very welcome when it came, but she did not depend on it.</p>
<p>Mrs. Allen was so long in dressing that they did not enter the ballroom
till late. The season was full, the room crowded, and the two ladies
squeezed in as well as they could. As for Mr. Allen, he repaired directly
to the card-room, and left them to enjoy a mob by themselves. With more
care for the safety of her new gown than for the comfort of her protegee,
Mrs. Allen made her way through the throng of men by the door, as swiftly
as the necessary caution would allow; Catherine, however, kept close at
her side, and linked her arm too firmly within her friend's to be torn
asunder by any common effort of a struggling assembly. But to her utter
amazement she found that to proceed along the room was by no means the way
to disengage themselves from the crowd; it seemed rather to increase as
they went on, whereas she had imagined that when once fairly within the
door, they should easily find seats and be able to watch the dances with
perfect convenience. But this was far from being the case, and though by
unwearied diligence they gained even the top of the room, their situation
was just the same; they saw nothing of the dancers but the high feathers
of some of the ladies. Still they moved on—something better was yet
in view; and by a continued exertion of strength and ingenuity they found
themselves at last in the passage behind the highest bench. Here there was
something less of crowd than below; and hence Miss Morland had a
comprehensive view of all the company beneath her, and of all the dangers
of her late passage through them. It was a splendid sight, and she began,
for the first time that evening, to feel herself at a ball: she longed to
dance, but she had not an acquaintance in the room. Mrs. Allen did all
that she could do in such a case by saying very placidly, every now and
then, "I wish you could dance, my dear—I wish you could get a
partner." For some time her young friend felt obliged to her for these
wishes; but they were repeated so often, and proved so totally
ineffectual, that Catherine grew tired at last, and would thank her no
more.</p>
<p>They were not long able, however, to enjoy the repose of the eminence they
had so laboriously gained. Everybody was shortly in motion for tea, and
they must squeeze out like the rest. Catherine began to feel something of
disappointment—she was tired of being continually pressed against by
people, the generality of whose faces possessed nothing to interest, and
with all of whom she was so wholly unacquainted that she could not relieve
the irksomeness of imprisonment by the exchange of a syllable with any of
her fellow captives; and when at last arrived in the tea-room, she felt
yet more the awkwardness of having no party to join, no acquaintance to
claim, no gentleman to assist them. They saw nothing of Mr. Allen; and
after looking about them in vain for a more eligible situation, were
obliged to sit down at the end of a table, at which a large party were
already placed, without having anything to do there, or anybody to speak
to, except each other.</p>
<p>Mrs. Allen congratulated herself, as soon as they were seated, on having
preserved her gown from injury. "It would have been very shocking to have
it torn," said she, "would not it? It is such a delicate muslin. For my
part I have not seen anything I like so well in the whole room, I assure
you."</p>
<p>"How uncomfortable it is," whispered Catherine, "not to have a single
acquaintance here!"</p>
<p>"Yes, my dear," replied Mrs. Allen, with perfect serenity, "it is very
uncomfortable indeed."</p>
<p>"What shall we do? The gentlemen and ladies at this table look as if they
wondered why we came here—we seem forcing ourselves into their
party."</p>
<p>"Aye, so we do. That is very disagreeable. I wish we had a large
acquaintance here."</p>
<p>"I wish we had any—it would be somebody to go to."</p>
<p>"Very true, my dear; and if we knew anybody we would join them directly.
The Skinners were here last year—I wish they were here now."</p>
<p>"Had not we better go away as it is? Here are no tea-things for us, you
see."</p>
<p>"No more there are, indeed. How very provoking! But I think we had better
sit still, for one gets so tumbled in such a crowd! How is my head, my
dear? Somebody gave me a push that has hurt it, I am afraid."</p>
<p>"No, indeed, it looks very nice. But, dear Mrs. Allen, are you sure there
is nobody you know in all this multitude of people? I think you must know
somebody."</p>
<p>"I don't, upon my word—I wish I did. I wish I had a large
acquaintance here with all my heart, and then I should get you a partner.
I should be so glad to have you dance. There goes a strange-looking woman!
What an odd gown she has got on! How old-fashioned it is! Look at the
back."</p>
<p>After some time they received an offer of tea from one of their
neighbours; it was thankfully accepted, and this introduced a light
conversation with the gentleman who offered it, which was the only time
that anybody spoke to them during the evening, till they were discovered
and joined by Mr. Allen when the dance was over.</p>
<p>"Well, Miss Morland," said he, directly, "I hope you have had an agreeable
ball."</p>
<p>"Very agreeable indeed," she replied, vainly endeavouring to hide a great
yawn.</p>
<p>"I wish she had been able to dance," said his wife; "I wish we could have
got a partner for her. I have been saying how glad I should be if the
Skinners were here this winter instead of last; or if the Parrys had come,
as they talked of once, she might have danced with George Parry. I am so
sorry she has not had a partner!"</p>
<p>"We shall do better another evening I hope," was Mr. Allen's consolation.</p>
<p>The company began to disperse when the dancing was over—enough to
leave space for the remainder to walk about in some comfort; and now was
the time for a heroine, who had not yet played a very distinguished part
in the events of the evening, to be noticed and admired. Every five
minutes, by removing some of the crowd, gave greater openings for her
charms. She was now seen by many young men who had not been near her
before. Not one, however, started with rapturous wonder on beholding her,
no whisper of eager inquiry ran round the room, nor was she once called a
divinity by anybody. Yet Catherine was in very good looks, and had the
company only seen her three years before, they would now have thought her
exceedingly handsome.</p>
<p>She was looked at, however, and with some admiration; for, in her own
hearing, two gentlemen pronounced her to be a pretty girl. Such words had
their due effect; she immediately thought the evening pleasanter than she
had found it before—her humble vanity was contented—she felt
more obliged to the two young men for this simple praise than a
true-quality heroine would have been for fifteen sonnets in celebration of
her charms, and went to her chair in good humour with everybody, and
perfectly satisfied with her share of public attention.</p>
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