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<h2> CHAPTER 38. Miss Tox improves an Old Acquaintance </h2>
<p>The forlorn Miss Tox, abandoned by her friend Louisa Chick, and bereft of
Mr Dombey's countenance—for no delicate pair of wedding cards,
united by a silver thread, graced the chimney-glass in Princess's Place,
or the harpsichord, or any of those little posts of display which Lucretia
reserved for holiday occupation—became depressed in her spirits, and
suffered much from melancholy. For a time the Bird Waltz was unheard in
Princess's Place, the plants were neglected, and dust collected on the
miniature of Miss Tox's ancestor with the powdered head and pigtail.</p>
<p>Miss Tox, however, was not of an age or of a disposition long to abandon
herself to unavailing regrets. Only two notes of the harpsichord were dumb
from disuse when the Bird Waltz again warbled and trilled in the crooked
drawing-room: only one slip of geranium fell a victim to imperfect
nursing, before she was gardening at her green baskets again, regularly
every morning; the powdered-headed ancestor had not been under a cloud for
more than six weeks, when Miss Tox breathed on his benignant visage, and
polished him up with a piece of wash-leather.</p>
<p>Still, Miss Tox was lonely, and at a loss. Her attachments, however
ludicrously shown, were real and strong; and she was, as she expressed it,
'deeply hurt by the unmerited contumely she had met with from Louisa.' But
there was no such thing as anger in Miss Tox's composition. If she had
ambled on through life, in her soft spoken way, without any opinions, she
had, at least, got so far without any harsh passions. The mere sight of
Louisa Chick in the street one day, at a considerable distance, so
overpowered her milky nature, that she was fain to seek immediate refuge
in a pastrycook's, and there, in a musty little back room usually devoted
to the consumption of soups, and pervaded by an ox-tail atmosphere,
relieve her feelings by weeping plentifully.</p>
<p>Against Mr Dombey Miss Tox hardly felt that she had any reason of
complaint. Her sense of that gentleman's magnificence was such, that once
removed from him, she felt as if her distance always had been
immeasurable, and as if he had greatly condescended in tolerating her at
all. No wife could be too handsome or too stately for him, according to
Miss Tox's sincere opinion. It was perfectly natural that in looking for
one, he should look high. Miss Tox with tears laid down this proposition,
and fully admitted it, twenty times a day. She never recalled the lofty
manner in which Mr Dombey had made her subservient to his convenience and
caprices, and had graciously permitted her to be one of the nurses of his
little son. She only thought, in her own words, 'that she had passed a
great many happy hours in that house, which she must ever remember with
gratification, and that she could never cease to regard Mr Dombey as one
of the most impressive and dignified of men.'</p>
<p>Cut off, however, from the implacable Louisa, and being shy of the Major
(whom she viewed with some distrust now), Miss Tox found it very irksome
to know nothing of what was going on in Mr Dombey's establishment. And as
she really had got into the habit of considering Dombey and Son as the
pivot on which the world in general turned, she resolved, rather than be
ignorant of intelligence which so strongly interested her, to cultivate
her old acquaintance, Mrs Richards, who she knew, since her last memorable
appearance before Mr Dombey, was in the habit of sometimes holding
communication with his servants. Perhaps Miss Tox, in seeking out the
Toodle family, had the tender motive hidden in her breast of having
somebody to whom she could talk about Mr Dombey, no matter how humble that
somebody might be.</p>
<p>At all events, towards the Toodle habitation Miss Tox directed her steps
one evening, what time Mr Toodle, cindery and swart, was refreshing
himself with tea, in the bosom of his family. Mr Toodle had only three
stages of existence. He was either taking refreshment in the bosom just
mentioned, or he was tearing through the country at from twenty-five to
fifty miles an hour, or he was sleeping after his fatigues. He was always
in a whirlwind or a calm, and a peaceable, contented, easy-going man Mr
Toodle was in either state, who seemed to have made over all his own
inheritance of fuming and fretting to the engines with which he was
connected, which panted, and gasped, and chafed, and wore themselves out,
in a most unsparing manner, while Mr Toodle led a mild and equable life.</p>
<p>'Polly, my gal,' said Mr Toodle, with a young Toodle on each knee, and two
more making tea for him, and plenty more scattered about—Mr Toodle
was never out of children, but always kept a good supply on hand—'you
ain't seen our Biler lately, have you?'</p>
<p>'No,' replied Polly, 'but he's almost certain to look in tonight. It's his
right evening, and he's very regular.'</p>
<p>'I suppose,' said Mr Toodle, relishing his meal infinitely, 'as our Biler
is a doin' now about as well as a boy can do, eh, Polly?'</p>
<p>'Oh! he's a doing beautiful!' responded Polly.</p>
<p>'He ain't got to be at all secret-like—has he, Polly?' inquired Mr
Toodle.</p>
<p>'No!' said Mrs Toodle, plumply.</p>
<p>'I'm glad he ain't got to be at all secret-like, Polly,' observed Mr
Toodle in his slow and measured way, and shovelling in his bread and
butter with a clasp knife, as if he were stoking himself, 'because that
don't look well; do it, Polly?'</p>
<p>'Why, of course it don't, father. How can you ask!'</p>
<p>'You see, my boys and gals,' said Mr Toodle, looking round upon his
family, 'wotever you're up to in a honest way, it's my opinion as you
can't do better than be open. If you find yourselves in cuttings or in
tunnels, don't you play no secret games. Keep your whistles going, and
let's know where you are.</p>
<p>The rising Toodles set up a shrill murmur, expressive of their resolution
to profit by the paternal advice.</p>
<p>'But what makes you say this along of Rob, father?' asked his wife,
anxiously.</p>
<p>'Polly, old ooman,' said Mr Toodle, 'I don't know as I said it partickler
along o' Rob, I'm sure. I starts light with Rob only; I comes to a branch;
I takes on what I finds there; and a whole train of ideas gets coupled on
to him, afore I knows where I am, or where they comes from. What a
Junction a man's thoughts is,' said Mr Toodle, 'to-be-sure!'</p>
<p>This profound reflection Mr Toodle washed down with a pint mug of tea, and
proceeded to solidify with a great weight of bread and butter; charging
his young daughters meanwhile, to keep plenty of hot water in the pot, as
he was uncommon dry, and should take the indefinite quantity of 'a sight
of mugs,' before his thirst was appeased.</p>
<p>In satisfying himself, however, Mr Toodle was not regardless of the
younger branches about him, who, although they had made their own evening
repast, were on the look-out for irregular morsels, as possessing a
relish. These he distributed now and then to the expectant circle, by
holding out great wedges of bread and butter, to be bitten at by the
family in lawful succession, and by serving out small doses of tea in like
manner with a spoon; which snacks had such a relish in the mouths of these
young Toodles, that, after partaking of the same, they performed private
dances of ecstasy among themselves, and stood on one leg apiece, and
hopped, and indulged in other saltatory tokens of gladness. These vents
for their excitement found, they gradually closed about Mr Toodle again,
and eyed him hard as he got through more bread and butter and tea;
affecting, however, to have no further expectations of their own in
reference to those viands, but to be conversing on foreign subjects, and
whispering confidentially.</p>
<p>Mr Toodle, in the midst of this family group, and setting an awful example
to his children in the way of appetite, was conveying the two young
Toodles on his knees to Birmingham by special engine, and was
contemplating the rest over a barrier of bread and butter, when Rob the
Grinder, in his sou'wester hat and mourning slops, presented himself, and
was received with a general rush of brothers and sisters.</p>
<p>'Well, mother!' said Rob, dutifully kissing her; 'how are you, mother?'</p>
<p>'There's my boy!' cried Polly, giving him a hug and a pat on the back.
'Secret! Bless you, father, not he!'</p>
<p>This was intended for Mr Toodle's private edification, but Rob the
Grinder, whose withers were not unwrung, caught the words as they were
spoken.</p>
<p>'What! father's been a saying something more again me, has he?' cried the
injured innocent. 'Oh, what a hard thing it is that when a cove has once
gone a little wrong, a cove's own father should be always a throwing it in
his face behind his back! It's enough,' cried Rob, resorting to his coat-
cuff in anguish of spirit, 'to make a cove go and do something, out of
spite!'</p>
<p>'My poor boy!' cried Polly, 'father didn't mean anything.'</p>
<p>'If father didn't mean anything,' blubbered the injured Grinder, 'why did
he go and say anything, mother? Nobody thinks half so bad of me as my own
father does. What a unnatural thing! I wish somebody'd take and chop my
head off. Father wouldn't mind doing it, I believe, and I'd much rather he
did that than t'other.'</p>
<p>At these desperate words all the young Toodles shrieked; a pathetic
effect, which the Grinder improved by ironically adjuring them not to cry
for him, for they ought to hate him, they ought, if they was good boys and
girls; and this so touched the youngest Toodle but one, who was easily
moved, that it touched him not only in his spirit but in his wind too;
making him so purple that Mr Toodle in consternation carried him out to
the water-butt, and would have put him under the tap, but for his being
recovered by the sight of that instrument.</p>
<p>Matters having reached this point, Mr Toodle explained, and the virtuous
feelings of his son being thereby calmed, they shook hands, and harmony
reigned again.</p>
<p>'Will you do as I do, Biler, my boy?' inquired his father, returning to
his tea with new strength.</p>
<p>'No, thank'ee, father. Master and I had tea together.'</p>
<p>'And how is master, Rob?' said Polly.</p>
<p>'Well, I don't know, mother; not much to boast on. There ain't no bis'ness
done, you see. He don't know anything about it—the Cap'en don't.
There was a man come into the shop this very day, and says, "I want a
so-and-so," he says—some hard name or another. "A which?" says the
Cap'en. "A so-and-so," says the man. "Brother," says the Cap'en, "will you
take a observation round the shop." "Well," says the man, "I've done." "Do
you see wot you want?" says the Cap'en "No, I don't," says the man. "Do
you know it wen you do see it?" says the Cap'en. "No, I don't," says the
man. "Why, then I tell you wot, my lad," says the Cap'en, "you'd better go
back and ask wot it's like, outside, for no more don't I!"'</p>
<p>'That ain't the way to make money, though, is it?' said Polly.</p>
<p>'Money, mother! He'll never make money. He has such ways as I never see.
He ain't a bad master though, I'll say that for him. But that ain't much
to me, for I don't think I shall stop with him long.'</p>
<p>'Not stop in your place, Rob!' cried his mother; while Mr Toodle opened
his eyes.</p>
<p>'Not in that place, p'raps,' returned the Grinder, with a wink. 'I
shouldn't wonder—friends at court you know—but never you mind,
mother, just now; I'm all right, that's all.'</p>
<p>The indisputable proof afforded in these hints, and in the Grinder's
mysterious manner, of his not being subject to that failing which Mr
Toodle had, by implication, attributed to him, might have led to a renewal
of his wrongs, and of the sensation in the family, but for the opportune
arrival of another visitor, who, to Polly's great surprise, appeared at
the door, smiling patronage and friendship on all there.</p>
<p>'How do you do, Mrs Richards?' said Miss Tox. 'I have come to see you. May
I come in?'</p>
<p>The cheery face of Mrs Richards shone with a hospitable reply, and Miss
Tox, accepting the proffered chair, and grab fully recognising Mr Toodle
on her way to it, untied her bonnet strings, and said that in the first
place she must beg the dear children, one and all, to come and kiss her.</p>
<p>The ill-starred youngest Toodle but one, who would appear, from the
frequency of his domestic troubles, to have been born under an unlucky
planet, was prevented from performing his part in this general salutation
by having fixed the sou'wester hat (with which he had been previously
trifling) deep on his head, hind side before, and being unable to get it
off again; which accident presenting to his terrified imagination a dismal
picture of his passing the rest of his days in darkness, and in hopeless
seclusion from his friends and family, caused him to struggle with great
violence, and to utter suffocating cries. Being released, his face was
discovered to be very hot, and red, and damp; and Miss Tox took him on her
lap, much exhausted.</p>
<p>'You have almost forgotten me, Sir, I daresay,' said Miss Tox to Mr
Toodle.</p>
<p>'No, Ma'am, no,' said Toodle. 'But we've all on us got a little older
since then.'</p>
<p>'And how do you find yourself, Sir?' inquired Miss Tox, blandly.</p>
<p>'Hearty, Ma'am, thank'ee,' replied Toodle. 'How do you find yourself,
Ma'am? Do the rheumaticks keep off pretty well, Ma'am? We must all expect
to grow into 'em, as we gets on.'</p>
<p>'Thank you,' said Miss Tox. 'I have not felt any inconvenience from that
disorder yet.'</p>
<p>'You're wery fortunate, Ma'am,' returned Mr Toodle. 'Many people at your
time of life, Ma'am, is martyrs to it. There was my mother—' But
catching his wife's eye here, Mr Toodle judiciously buried the rest in
another mug of tea.</p>
<p>'You never mean to say, Mrs Richards,' cried Miss Tox, looking at Rob,
'that that is your—'</p>
<p>'Eldest, Ma'am,' said Polly. 'Yes, indeed, it is. That's the little
fellow, Ma'am, that was the innocent cause of so much.'</p>
<p>'This here, Ma'am,' said Toodle, 'is him with the short legs—and
they was,' said Mr Toodle, with a touch of poetry in his tone, 'unusual
short for leathers—as Mr Dombey made a Grinder on.'</p>
<p>The recollection almost overpowered Miss Tox. The subject of it had a
peculiar interest for her directly. She asked him to shake hands, and
congratulated his mother on his frank, ingenuous face. Rob, overhearing
her, called up a look, to justify the eulogium, but it was hardly the
right look.</p>
<p>'And now, Mrs Richards,' said Miss Tox,—'and you too, Sir,'
addressing Toodle—'I'll tell you, plainly and truly, what I have
come here for. You may be aware, Mrs Richards—and, possibly, you may
be aware too, Sir—that a little distance has interposed itself
between me and some of my friends, and that where I used to visit a good
deal, I do not visit now.'</p>
<p>Polly, who, with a woman's tact, understood this at once, expressed as
much in a little look. Mr Toodle, who had not the faintest idea of what
Miss Tox was talking about, expressed that also, in a stare.</p>
<p>'Of course,' said Miss Tox, 'how our little coolness has arisen is of no
moment, and does not require to be discussed. It is sufficient for me to
say, that I have the greatest possible respect for, and interest in, Mr
Dombey;' Miss Tox's voice faltered; 'and everything that relates to him.'</p>
<p>Mr Toodle, enlightened, shook his head, and said he had heerd it said,
and, for his own part, he did think, as Mr Dombey was a difficult subject.</p>
<p>'Pray don't say so, Sir, if you please,' returned Miss Tox. 'Let me
entreat you not to say so, Sir, either now, or at any future time. Such
observations cannot but be very painful to me; and to a gentleman, whose
mind is constituted as, I am quite sure, yours is, can afford no permanent
satisfaction.'</p>
<p>Mr Toodle, who had not entertained the least doubt of offering a remark
that would be received with acquiescence, was greatly confounded.</p>
<p>'All that I wish to say, Mrs Richards,' resumed Miss Tox,—'and I
address myself to you too, Sir,—is this. That any intelligence of
the proceedings of the family, of the welfare of the family, of the health
of the family, that reaches you, will be always most acceptable to me.
That I shall be always very glad to chat with Mrs Richards about the
family, and about old time And as Mrs Richards and I never had the least
difference (though I could wish now that we had been better acquainted,
but I have no one but myself to blame for that), I hope she will not
object to our being very good friends now, and to my coming backwards and
forwards here, when I like, without being a stranger. Now, I really hope,
Mrs Richards,' said Miss Tox— earnestly, 'that you will take this,
as I mean it, like a good-humoured creature, as you always were.'</p>
<p>Polly was gratified, and showed it. Mr Toodle didn't know whether he was
gratified or not, and preserved a stolid calmness.</p>
<p>'You see, Mrs Richards,' said Miss Tox—'and I hope you see too, Sir—there
are many little ways in which I can be slightly useful to you, if you will
make no stranger of me; and in which I shall be delighted to be so. For
instance, I can teach your children something. I shall bring a few little
books, if you'll allow me, and some work, and of an evening now and then,
they'll learn—dear me, they'll learn a great deal, I trust, and be a
credit to their teacher.'</p>
<p>Mr Toodle, who had a great respect for learning, jerked his head
approvingly at his wife, and moistened his hands with dawning
satisfaction.</p>
<p>'Then, not being a stranger, I shall be in nobody's way,' said Miss Tox,
'and everything will go on just as if I were not here. Mrs Richards will
do her mending, or her ironing, or her nursing, whatever it is, without
minding me: and you'll smoke your pipe, too, if you're so disposed, Sir,
won't you?'</p>
<p>'Thank'ee, Mum,' said Mr Toodle. 'Yes; I'll take my bit of backer.'</p>
<p>'Very good of you to say so, Sir,' rejoined Miss Tox, 'and I really do
assure you now, unfeignedly, that it will be a great comfort to me, and
that whatever good I may be fortunate enough to do the children, you will
more than pay back to me, if you'll enter into this little bargain
comfortably, and easily, and good-naturedly, without another word about
it.'</p>
<p>The bargain was ratified on the spot; and Miss Tox found herself so much
at home already, that without delay she instituted a preliminary
examination of the children all round—which Mr Toodle much admired—and
booked their ages, names, and acquirements, on a piece of paper. This
ceremony, and a little attendant gossip, prolonged the time until after
their usual hour of going to bed, and detained Miss Tox at the Toodle
fireside until it was too late for her to walk home alone. The gallant
Grinder, however, being still there, politely offered to attend her to her
own door; and as it was something to Miss Tox to be seen home by a youth
whom Mr Dombey had first inducted into those manly garments which are
rarely mentioned by name,' she very readily accepted the proposal.</p>
<p>After shaking hands with Mr Toodle and Polly, and kissing all the
children, Miss Tox left the house, therefore, with unlimited popularity,
and carrying away with her so light a heart that it might have given Mrs
Chick offence if that good lady could have weighed it.</p>
<p>Rob the Grinder, in his modesty, would have walked behind, but Miss Tox
desired him to keep beside her, for conversational purposes; and, as she
afterwards expressed it to his mother, 'drew him out,' upon the road.</p>
<p>He drew out so bright, and clear, and shining, that Miss Tox was charmed
with him. The more Miss Tox drew him out, the finer he came—like
wire. There never was a better or more promising youth—a more
affectionate, steady, prudent, sober, honest, meek, candid young man—than
Rob drew out, that night.</p>
<p>'I am quite glad,' said Miss Tox, arrived at her own door, 'to know you. I
hope you'll consider me your friend, and that you'll come and see me as
often as you like. Do you keep a money-box?'</p>
<p>'Yes, Ma'am,' returned Rob; 'I'm saving up, against I've got enough to put
in the Bank, Ma'am.</p>
<p>'Very laudable indeed,' said Miss Tox. 'I'm glad to hear it. Put this
half-crown into it, if you please.'</p>
<p>'Oh thank you, Ma'am,' replied Rob, 'but really I couldn't think of
depriving you.'</p>
<p>'I commend your independent spirit,' said Miss Tox, 'but it's no
deprivation, I assure you. I shall be offended if you don't take it, as a
mark of my good-will. Good-night, Robin.'</p>
<p>'Good-night, Ma'am,' said Rob, 'and thank you!'</p>
<p>Who ran sniggering off to get change, and tossed it away with a pieman.
But they never taught honour at the Grinders' School, where the system
that prevailed was particularly strong in the engendering of hypocrisy.
Insomuch, that many of the friends and masters of past Grinders said, if
this were what came of education for the common people, let us have none.
Some more rational said, let us have a better one. But the governing
powers of the Grinders' Company were always ready for them, by picking out
a few boys who had turned out well in spite of the system, and roundly
asserting that they could have only turned out well because of it. Which
settled the business of those objectors out of hand, and established the
glory of the Grinders' Institution.</p>
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