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<h2> CHAPTER VI </h2>
<p>"And about his shelves,<br/>
A beggarly account of empty boxes,<br/>
Green earthen pots, bladders, and musty seeds.<br/>
Remnants of packthread, and old cakes of roses,<br/>
Were thinly scattered to make up a show."<br/>
—Shakespeare.<br/></p>
<p>Doctor Elnathan Todd, for such was the name of the man of physic, was
commonly thought to be, among the settlers, a gentleman of great mental
endowments, and he was assuredly of rare personal proportions. In height
he measured, without his shoes, exactly six feet and four inches. His
hands, feet, and knees corresponded in every respect with this formidable
stature; but every other part of his frame appeared to have been intended
for a man several sizes smaller, if we except the length of the limbs. His
shoulders were square, in one sense at least, being in a right line from
one side to the other; but they were so narrow, that the long dangling
arms they supported seemed to issue out of his back. His neck possessed,
in an eminent degree, the property of length to which we have alluded, and
it was topped by a small bullet-head that exhibited on one side a bush of
bristling brown hair and on the other a short, twinkling visage, that
appeared to maintain a constant struggle with itself in order to look
wise. He was the youngest son of a farmer in the western part of
Massachusetts, who, being in some what easy circumstances, had allowed
this boy to shoot up to the height we have mentioned, without the ordinary
interruptions of field labor, wood-chopping, and such other toils as were
imposed on his brothers. Elnathan was indebted for this exemption from
labor in some measure to his extraordinary growth, which, leaving him
pale, inanimate, and listless, induced his tender mother to pronounce him
"a sickly boy, and one that was not equal to work, but who might earn a
living comfortably enough by taking to pleading law, or turning minister,
or doctoring, or some such like easy calling.' Still, there was great
uncertainty which of these vocations the youth was best endowed to fill;
but, having no other employment, the stripling was constantly lounging
about the homestead," munching green apples and hunting for sorrel; when
the same sagacious eye that had brought to light his latent talents seized
upon this circumstance as a clew to his future path through the turmoils
of the world. "Elnathan was cut out for a doctor, she knew, for he was
forever digging for herbs, and tasting all kinds of things that grow'd
about the lots. Then again he had a natural love for doctor-stuff, for
when she had left the bilious pills out for her man, all nicely covered
with maple sugar just ready to take, Nathan had come in and swallowed them
for all the world as if they were nothing, while Ichabod (her husband)
could never get one down without making such desperate faces that it was
awful to look on."</p>
<p>This discovery decided the matter. Elnathan, then about fifteen, was, much
like a wild colt, caught and trimmed by clipping his bushy locks; dressed
in a suit of homespun, dyed in the butternut bark; furnished with a "New
Testament" and a "Webster's Spelling Book," and sent to school. As the boy
was by nature quite shrewd enough, and had previously, at odd times, laid
the foundations of reading, writing, and arithmetic, he was soon
conspicuous in the school for his learning. The delighted mother had the
gratification of hearing, from the lips of the master, that her son was a
"prodigious boy, and far above all his class." He also thought that "the
youth had a natural love for doctoring, as he had known him frequently
advise the smaller children against eating to much; and, once or twice,
when the ignorant little things had persevered in opposition to Elnathan's
advice, he had known her son empty the school-baskets with his own mouth,
to prevent the consequences."</p>
<p>Soon after this comfortable declaration from his school master, the lad
was removed to the house of the village doctor, a gentleman whose early
career had not been unlike that of our hero where he was to be seen
sometimes watering a horse, at others watering medicines, blue, yellow,
and red: then again he might be noticed lolling under an apple-tree, with
Ruddiman's Latin Grammar in his hand, and a corner of Denman's Midwifery
sticking out of a pocket; for his instructor held it absurd to teach his
pupil how to dispatch a patient regularly from this world, before he knew
how to bring him into it.</p>
<p>This kind of life continued for a twelvemonth, when he suddenly appeared
at a meeting in a long coat (and well did it deserve the name!) of black
homespun, with little bootees, bound with an uncolored calf-skin for the
want of red morocco.</p>
<p>Soon after he was seen shaving with a dull razor. Three or four months had
scarce elapsed before several elderly ladies were observed hastening
toward the house of a poor woman in the village, while others were running
to and fro in great apparent distress. One or two boys were mounted,
bareback, on horses, and sent off at speed in various directions. Several
indirect questions were put concerning the place where the physician was
last seen; but all would not do; and at length Elnathan was seen issuing
from his door with a very grave air, preceded by a little white-headed
boy, out of breath, trotting before him. The following day the youth
appeared in the street, as the highway was called, and the neighborhood
was much edified by the additional gravity of his air. The same week he
bought a new razor; and the succeeding Sunday he entered the meeting-house
with a red silk handkerchief in his hand, and with an extremely demure
countenance. In the evening he called upon a young woman of his own class
in life, for there were no others to be found, and, when he was left alone
with the fair, he was called, for the first time in his life, Dr. Todd, by
her prudent mother. The ice once broken in this manner, Elnathan was
greeted from every mouth with his official appellation.</p>
<p>Another year passed under the superintendence of the same master, during
which the young physician had the credit of "riding with the old doctor,"
although they were generally observed to travel different roads. At the
end of that period, Dr. Todd attained his legal majority. He then took a
jaunt to Boston to purchase medicines, and, as some intimated, to walk the
hospital; we know not how the latter might have been, but, if true, he
soon walked through it, for he returned within a fortnight, bringing with
him a suspicious-looking box, that smelled powerfully of brimstone.</p>
<p>The next Sunday he was married, and the following morning he entered a
one-horse sleigh with his bride, having before him the box we have
mentioned, with another filled with home-made household linen, a
paper-covered trunk with a red umbrella lashed to it, a pair of quite new
saddle-bags, and a handbox. The next intelligence that his friends
received of the bride and bridegroom was, that the latter was "settled in
the new countries, and well to do as a doctor in Templeton, in York
State!"</p>
<p>If a Templar would smile at the qualifications of Marmaduke to fill the
judicial seat he occupied, we are certain that a graduate of Leyden or
Edinburgh would be extremely amused with this true narration of the
servitude of Elnathan in the temple of Aesculapius. But the same
consolation was afforded to both the jurist and the leech, for Dr. Todd
was quite as much on a level with his own peers of the profession in that
country, as was Marmaduke with his brethren on the bench.</p>
<p>Time and practice did wonders for the physician. He was naturally humane,
but possessed of no small share of moral courage; or, in other words, he
was chary of the lives of his patients, and never tried uncertain
experiments on such members of society as were considered useful; but,
once or twice, when a luckless vagrant had come under his care, he was a
little addicted to trying the effects of every phial in his saddle-bags on
the strangers constitution. Happily their number was small, and in most
cases their natures innocent. By these means Elnathan had acquired a
certain degree of knowledge in fevers and agues, and could talk with
judgment concerning intermittents, remittents, tertians, quotidians, etc.
In certain cutaneous disorders very prevalent in new settlements, he was
considered to be infallible; and there was no woman on the Patent but
would as soon think of becoming a mother without a husband as without the
assistance of Dr. Todd. In short, he was rearing, on this foundation of
sand a superstructure cemented by practice, though composed of somewhat
brittle materials. He however, occasionally renewed his elementary
studies, and, with the observation of a shrewd mind, was comfort ably
applying his practice to his theory.</p>
<p>In surgery, having the least experience, and it being a business that
spoke directly to the senses, he was most apt to distrust his own powers;
but he had applied oils to several burns, cut round the roots of sundry
defective teeth, and sewed up the wounds of numberless wood choppers, with
considerable �clat, when an unfortunate jobber suffered a fracture of his
leg by the tree that he had been felling. It was on this occasion that our
hero encountered the greatest trial his nerves and moral feeling had ever
sustained. In the hour of need, however, he was not found wanting. Most of
the amputations in the new settlements, and they were quite frequent, were
per formed by some one practitioner who, possessing originally a
reputation, was enabled by this circumstance to acquire an experience that
rendered him deserving of it; and Elnathan had been present at one or two
of these operations. But on the present occasion the man of practice was
not to be obtained, and the duty fell, as a matter of course, to the share
of Mr. Todd. He went to work with a kind of blind desperation, observing,
at the same time, all the externals of decent gravity and great skill, The
sufferer's name was Milligan, and it was to this event that Richard
alluded, when he spoke of assisting the doctor at an amputation by holding
the leg! The limb was certainly cut off, and the patient survived the
operation. It was, however, two years before poor Milligan ceased to
complain that they had buried the leg in so narrow a box that it was
straitened for room; he could feel the pain shooting up from the inhumed
fragment into the living members. Marmaduke suggested that the fault might
lie in the arteries and nerves; but Richard, considering the amputation as
part of his own handiwork, strongly repelled the insinuation, at the same
time declaring that he had often heard of men who could tell when it was
about to rain, by the toes of amputated limbs, After two or three years,
notwithstanding, Milligan's complaints gradually diminished, the leg was
dug up, and a larger box furnished, and from that hour no one had heard
the sufferer utter another complaint on the subject. This gave the public
great confidence in Dr. Todd, whose reputation was hourly increasing, and,
luckily for his patients, his information also.</p>
<p>Notwithstanding Dr. Todd's practice, and his success with the leg, he was
not a little appalled on entering the hall of the mansion-house. It was
glaring with the light of day; it looked so imposing, compared with the
hastily built and scantily furnished apartments which he frequented in his
ordinary practice, and contained so many well-dressed persons and anxious
faces, that his usually firm nerves were a good deal discomposed. He had
heard from the messenger who summoned him, that it was a gun-shot wound,
and had come from his own home, wading through the snow, with his
saddle-bags thrown over his arm, while separated arteries, penetrated
lungs, and injured vitals were whirling through his brain, as if he were
stalking over a field of battle, instead of Judge Temple's peaceable in
closure.</p>
<p>The first object that met his eye, as he moved into the room, was
Elizabeth in her riding-habit, richly laced with gold cord, her fine form
bending toward him, and her face expressing deep anxiety in every one of
its beautiful features. The enormous knees of the physician struck each
other with a noise that was audible; for, in the absent state of his mind,
he mistook her for a general officer, perforated with bullets, hastening
from the field of battle to implore assistance. The delusion, however, was
but momentary, and his eye glanced rapidly from the daughter to the
earnest dignity of the father's countenance; thence to the busy strut of
Richard, who was cooling his impatience at the hunter's indifference to
his assistance, by pacing the hall and cracking his whip; from him to the
Frenchman, who had stood for several minutes unheeded with a chair for the
lady; thence to Major Hartmann, who was very coolly lighting a pipe three
feet long by a candle in one of the chandeliers; thence to Mr. Grant, who
was turning over a manuscript with much earnestness at one of the lustres;
thence to Remarkable, who stood, with her arms demurely folded before her,
surveying, with a look of admiration and envy, the dress and beauty of the
young lady; and from her to Benjamin, who, with his feet standing wide
apart, and his arms akimbo, was balancing his square little body with the
indifference of one who is accustomed to wounds and bloodshed. All of
these seemed to be unhurt, and the operator began to breathe more freely;
but, before he had time to take a second look, the Judge, advancing, shook
him kindly by the hand, and spoke.</p>
<p>"Thou art welcome, my good sir, quite welcome, indeed; here is a youth
whom I have unfortunately wounded in shooting a deer this evening, and who
requires some of thy assistance."</p>
<p>"Shooting at a deer, 'Duke," interrupted Richard—"shooting at a
deer. Who do you think can prescribe, unless he knows the truth of the
case? It is always so with some people; they think a doctor can be
deceived with the same impunity as another man."</p>
<p>"Shooting at a deer, truly," returned the Judge, smiling, "although it is
by no means certain that I did not aid in destroying the buck; but the
youth is injured by my hand, be that as it may; and it is thy skill that
must cure him, and my pocket shall amply reward thee for it."</p>
<p>"Two ver good tings to depend on," observed Monsieur Le Quoi, bowing
politely, with a sweep of his head to the Judge and to the practitioner.</p>
<p>"I thank you, monsieur," returned the Judge; "but we keep the young man in
pain. Remarkable, thou wilt please to provide linen for lint and
bandages."</p>
<p>This remark caused a cessation of the compliments, and induced the
physician to turn an inquiring eye in the direction of his patient. During
the dialogue the young hunter had thrown aside his overcoat, and now stood
clad in a plain suit of the common, light-colored homespun of the country,
that was evidently but recently made. His hand was on the lapels of his
coat, in the attitude of removing the garment, when he suddenly suspended
the movement, and looked toward the commiserating Elizabeth, who was
standing in an unchanged posture, too much absorbed with her anxious
feelings to heed his actions. A slight color appeared on the brow of the
youth.</p>
<p>"Possibly the sight of blood may alarm the lady; I will retire to another
room while the wound is dressing."</p>
<p>"By no means." said Dr. Todd, who, having discovered that his patient was
far from being a man of importance, felt much emboldened to perform the
duty. "The strong light of these candles is favorable to the operation,
and it is seldom that we hard students enjoy good eyesight."</p>
<p>While speaking, Elnathan placed a pair of large iron-rimmed spectacles on
his face, where they dropped, as it were by long practice, to the
extremity of his slim pug nose; and, if they were of no service as
assistants to his eyes, neither were they any impediment to his vision;
for his little gray organs were twinkling above them like two stars
emerging from the envious cover of a cloud. The action was unheeded by all
but Remarkable, who observed to Benjamin:</p>
<p>"Dr. Todd is a comely man to look on, and despu't pretty. How well he
seems in spectacles! I declare, they give a grand look to a body's face. I
have quite a great mind to try them myself."</p>
<p>The speech of the stranger recalled the recollection of Miss Temple, who
started as if from deep abstraction, and, coloring excessively, she
motioned to a young woman who served in the capacity of maid, and retired
with an air of womanly reserve.</p>
<p>The field was now left to the physician and his patient, while the
different personages who remained gathered around the latter, with faces
expressing the various degrees of interest that each one felt in his
condition. Major Hartmann alone retained his seat, where he continued to
throw out vast quantities of smoke, now rolling his eyes up to the
ceiling, as if musing on the uncertainty of life, and now bending them on
the wounded man, with an expression that bespoke some consciousness of his
situation.</p>
<p>In the mean time Elnathan, to whom the sight of a gun shot wound was a
perfect novelty, commenced his preparations with a solemnity and care that
were worthy of the occasion. An old shirt was procured by Benjamin, and
placed in the hand of the other, who tore divers bandages from it, with an
exactitude that marked both his own skill and the importance of the
operation.</p>
<p>When this preparatory measure was taken, Dr. Todd selected a piece of the
shirt with great care, and handing to Mr. Jones, without moving a muscle,
said: "Here, Squire Jones, you are well acquainted with these things; will
you please to scrape the lint? It should be fine and soft, you know, my
dear sir; and be cautious that no cotton gets in, or it may p'izen the
wound. The shirt has been made with cotton thread, but you can easily pick
it out."</p>
<p>Richard assumed the office, with a nod at his cousin, that said quite
plainly, "You see this fellow can't get along without me;" and began to
scrape the linen on his knee with great diligence.</p>
<p>A table was now spread with phials, boxes of salve, and divers surgical
instruments. As the latter appeared in succession, from a case of red
morocco, their owner held up each implement to the strong light of the
chandelier, near to which he stood, and examined it with the nicest care.
A red silk handkerchief was frequently applied to the glittering steel, as
if to remove from the polished surfaces the least impediment which might
exist to the most delicate operation. After the rather scantily furnished
pocket-case which contained these instruments was exhausted, the physician
turned to his saddle-bags, and produced various phials, filled with
liquids of the most radiant colors. These were arranged in due order by
the side of the murderous saws, knives, and scissors, when Elnathan
stretched his long body to its utmost elevation, placing his hand on the
small of his back as if for sup port, and looked about him to discover
what effect this display of professional skill was likely to produce on
the spectators.</p>
<p>"Upon my wort, toctor," observed Major Hartmann, with a roguish roll of
his little black eyes, but with every other feature of his face in a state
of perfect rest, "put you have a very pretty pocket-book of tools tere,
and your toctor-stuff glitters as if it was petter for ter eyes as for ter
pelly."</p>
<p>Elnathan gave a hem—one that might have been equally taken for that
kind of noise which cowards are said to make in order to awaken their
dormant courage, or for a natural effort to clear the throat; if for the
latter it was successful; for, turning his face to the veteran German, he
said:</p>
<p>"Very true, Major Hartmann, very true, sir; a prudent man will always
strive to make his remedies agreeable to the eyes, though they may not
altogether suit the stomach. It is no small part of our art, sir," and he
now spoke with the confidence of a man who understood his subject, "to
reconcile the patient to what is for his own good, though at the same time
it may be unpalatable."</p>
<p>"Sartain! Dr. Todd is right," said Remarkable, "and has Scripter for what
he says. The Bible tells us how things may be sweet to the mouth, and
bitter to the inwards."</p>
<p>"True, true," interrupted the Judge, a little impatiently; "but here is a
youth who needs no deception to lure him to his own benefit. I see, by his
eye, that he fears nothing more than delay."</p>
<p>The stranger had, without assistance, bared his own shoulder, when the
slight perforation produced by the pas sage of the buckshot was plainly
visible. The intense cold of the evening had stopped the bleeding, and Dr.
Todd, casting a furtive glance at the wound, thought it by no means so
formidable an affair as he had anticipated. Thus encouraged, he approached
his patient, and made some indication of an intention to trace the route
that had been taken by the lead.</p>
<p>Remarkable often found occasions, in after days, to recount the minutiae
of that celebrated operation; and when she arrived at this point she
commonly proceeded as follows: "And then the doctor tuck out of the pocket
book a long thing, like a knitting-needle, with a button fastened to the
end on't; and then he pushed it into the wound and then the young man
looked awful; and then I thought I should have swaned away—I felt in
sitch a dispu't taking; and then the doctor had run it right through his
shoulder, and shoved the bullet out on tother side; and so Dr. Todd cured
the young man—Of a ball that the Judge had shot into him—for
all the world as easy as I could pick out a splinter with my
darning-needle."</p>
<p>Such were the impressions of Remarkable on the subject; and such doubtless
were the opinions of most of those who felt it necessary to entertain a
species of religious veneration for the skill of Elnathan; but such was
far from the truth.</p>
<p>When the physician attempted to introduce the instrument described by
Remarkable, he was repulsed by the stranger, with a good deal of decision,
and some little contempt, in his manner.</p>
<p>"I believe, sir," he said, "that a probe is not necessary; the shot has
missed the bone, and has passed directly through the arm to the opposite
side, where it remains but skin deep, and whence, I should think, it might
be easily extracted."</p>
<p>"The gentleman knows best," said Dr. Todd, laying down the probe with the
air of a man who had assumed it merely in compliance with forms; and,
turning to Richard, he fingered the lint with the appearance of great care
and foresight. "Admirably well scraped, Squire Jones: it is about the best
lint I have ever seen. I want your assistance, my good sir, to hold the
patient's arm while I make an incision for the ball. Now, I rather guess
there is not another gentleman present who could scrape the lint so well
as Squire Jones!"</p>
<p>"Such things run in families," observed Richard, rising with alacrity to
render the desired assistance. "My father, and my grandfather before him,
were both celebrated for their knowledge of surgery; they were not, like
Marmaduke here, puffed up with an accidental thing, such as the time when
he drew in the hip-joint of the man who was thrown from his horse; that
was the fall before you came into the settlement, doctor; but they were
men who were taught the thing regularly, spending half their lives in
learning those little niceties; though, for the matter of that, my
grandfather was a college-bred physician, and the best in the colony, too—that
is, in his neighborhood."</p>
<p>"So it goes with the world, squire," cried Benjamin; "if so be that a man
wants to walk the quarter-deck with credit, d'ye see, and with regular
built swabs on his shoulders, he mustn't think to do it by getting in at
the cabin windows. There are two ways to get into a top, besides the
lubber-holes. The true way to walk aft is to begin forrard; tho'f it be
only in a humble way, like myself, d'ye see, which was from being only a
hander of topgallant sails, and a stower of the flying-jib, to keeping the
key of the captain's locker."</p>
<p>Benjamin speaks quite to the purpose,' continued Richard, "I dare say that
he has often seen shot extracted in the different ships in which he has
served; suppose we get him to hold the basin; he must be used to the sight
of blood."</p>
<p>"That he is, squire, that he is," interrupted the cidevant steward;
"many's the good shot, round, double-headed, and grape, that I've seen the
doctors at work on. For the matter of that, I was in a boat, alongside the
ship, when they cut out the twelve-pound shot from the thigh of the
captain of the Foodyrong, one of Mounsheer Ler Quaw's countrymen!" *</p>
<p>* It is possible that the reader may start at this declaration of<br/>
Benjamin, but those who have lived in the new settlements of America<br/>
are too much accustomed to hear of these European exploits to doubt<br/>
it.<br/></p>
<p>"A twelve-pound ball from the thigh of a human being:" exclaimed Mr.
Grant, with great simplicity, dropping the sermon he was again reading,
and raising his spectacles to the top of his forehead.</p>
<p>"A twelve-pounder!" echoed Benjamin, staring around him with much
confidence; "a twelve-pounder! ay! a twenty-four-pound shot can easily be
taken from a man's body, if so be a doctor only knows how, There's Squire
Jones, now, ask him, sir; he reads all the books; ask him if he never fell
in with a page that keeps the reckoning of such things."</p>
<p>"Certainly, more important operations than that have been performed,"
observed Richard; "the encyclopaedia mentions much more incredible
circumstances than that, as, I dare say, you know, Dr. Todd."</p>
<p>"Certainly, there are incredible tales told in the encyclopaedias,"
returned Elnathan, "though I cannot say that I have ever seen, myself,
anything larger than a musket ball extracted."</p>
<p>During this discourse an incision had been made through the skin of the
young hunter's shoulder, and the lead was laid bare. Elnathan took a pair
of glittering forceps, and was in the act of applying them to the wound,
when a sudden motion of the patient caused the shot to fall out of itself,
The long arm and broad hand of the operator were now of singular service;
for the latter expanded itself, and caught the lead, while at the same
time an extremely ambiguous motion was made by its brother, so as to leave
it doubtful to the spectators how great was its agency in releasing the
shot, Richard, however, put the matter at rest by exclaiming:</p>
<p>"Very neatly done, doctor! I have never seen a shot more neatly extracted;
and I dare say Benjamin will say the same."</p>
<p>"Why, considering," returned Benjamin, "I must say that it was ship-shape
and Brister-fashion. Now all that the doctor has to do, is to clap a
couple of plugs in the holes, and the lad will float in any gale that
blows in these here hills."</p>
<p>"I thank you, sir, for what you have done," said the youth, with a little
distance; "but here is a man who will take me under his care, and spare
you all, gentlemen, any further trouble on my account."</p>
<p>The whole group turned their heads in surprise, and beheld, standing at
one of the distant doors of the hall, the person of Indian John.</p>
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