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<h2> CHAPTER XX </h2>
<p>One morning Colonel Berg, whom Pierre knew as he knew everybody in Moscow
and Petersburg, came to see him. Berg arrived in an immaculate brand-new
uniform, with his hair pomaded and brushed forward over his temples as the
Emperor Alexander wore his hair.</p>
<p>"I have just been to see the countess, your wife. Unfortunately she could
not grant my request, but I hope, Count, I shall be more fortunate with
you," he said with a smile.</p>
<p>"What is it you wish, Colonel? I am at your service."</p>
<p>"I have now quite settled in my new rooms, Count" (Berg said this with
perfect conviction that this information could not but be agreeable), "and
so I wish to arrange just a small party for my own and my wife's friends."
(He smiled still more pleasantly.) "I wished to ask the countess and you
to do me the honor of coming to tea and to supper."</p>
<p>Only Countess Helene, considering the society of such people as the Bergs
beneath her, could be cruel enough to refuse such an invitation. Berg
explained so clearly why he wanted to collect at his house a small but
select company, and why this would give him pleasure, and why though he
grudged spending money on cards or anything harmful, he was prepared to
run into some expense for the sake of good society—that Pierre could
not refuse, and promised to come.</p>
<p>"But don't be late, Count, if I may venture to ask; about ten minutes to
eight, please. We shall make up a rubber. Our general is coming. He is
very good to me. We shall have supper, Count. So you will do me the
favor."</p>
<p>Contrary to his habit of being late, Pierre on that day arrived at the
Bergs' house, not at ten but at fifteen minutes to eight.</p>
<p>Having prepared everything necessary for the party, the Bergs were ready
for their guests' arrival.</p>
<p>In their new, clean, and light study with its small busts and pictures and
new furniture sat Berg and his wife. Berg, closely buttoned up in his new
uniform, sat beside his wife explaining to her that one always could and
should be acquainted with people above one, because only then does one get
satisfaction from acquaintances.</p>
<p>"You can get to know something, you can ask for something. See how I
managed from my first promotion." (Berg measured his life not by years but
by promotions.) "My comrades are still nobodies, while I am only waiting
for a vacancy to command a regiment, and have the happiness to be your
husband." (He rose and kissed Vera's hand, and on the way to her
straightened out a turned-up corner of the carpet.) "And how have I
obtained all this? Chiefly by knowing how to choose my aquaintances. It
goes without saying that one must be conscientious and methodical."</p>
<p>Berg smiled with a sense of his superiority over a weak woman, and paused,
reflecting that this dear wife of his was after all but a weak woman who
could not understand all that constitutes a man's dignity, what it was ein
Mann zu sein. * Vera at the same time smiling with a sense of superiority
over her good, conscientious husband, who all the same understood life
wrongly, as according to Vera all men did. Berg, judging by his wife,
thought all women weak and foolish. Vera, judging only by her husband and
generalizing from that observation, supposed that all men, though they
understand nothing and are conceited and selfish, ascribe common sense to
themselves alone.</p>
<p>* To be a man.<br/></p>
<p>Berg rose and embraced his wife carefully, so as not to crush her lace
fichu for which he had paid a good price, kissing her straight on the
lips.</p>
<p>"The only thing is, we mustn't have children too soon," he continued,
following an unconscious sequence of ideas.</p>
<p>"Yes," answered Vera, "I don't at all want that. We must live for
society."</p>
<p>"Princess Yusupova wore one exactly like this," said Berg, pointing to the
fichu with a happy and kindly smile.</p>
<p>Just then Count Bezukhov was announced. Husband and wife glanced at one
another, both smiling with self-satisfaction, and each mentally claiming
the honor of this visit.</p>
<p>"This is what comes of knowing how to make acquaintances," thought Berg.
"This is what comes of knowing how to conduct oneself."</p>
<p>"But please don't interrupt me when I am entertaining the guests," said
Vera, "because I know what interests each of them and what to say to
different people."</p>
<p>Berg smiled again.</p>
<p>"It can't be helped: men must sometimes have masculine conversation," said
he.</p>
<p>They received Pierre in their small, new drawing-room, where it was
impossible to sit down anywhere without disturbing its symmetry, neatness,
and order; so it was quite comprehensible and not strange that Berg,
having generously offered to disturb the symmetry of an armchair or of the
sofa for his dear guest, but being apparently painfully undecided on the
matter himself, eventually left the visitor to settle the question of
selection. Pierre disturbed the symmetry by moving a chair for himself,
and Berg and Vera immediately began their evening party, interrupting each
other in their efforts to entertain their guest.</p>
<p>Vera, having decided in her own mind that Pierre ought to be entertained
with conversation about the French embassy, at once began accordingly.
Berg, having decided that masculine conversation was required, interrupted
his wife's remarks and touched on the question of the war with Austria,
and unconsciously jumped from the general subject to personal
considerations as to the proposals made him to take part in the Austrian
campaign and the reasons why he had declined them. Though the conversation
was very incoherent and Vera was angry at the intrusion of the masculine
element, both husband and wife felt with satisfaction that, even if only
one guest was present, their evening had begun very well and was as like
as two peas to every other evening party with its talk, tea, and lighted
candles.</p>
<p>Before long Boris, Berg's old comrade, arrived. There was a shade of
condescension and patronage in his treatment of Berg and Vera. After Boris
came a lady with the colonel, then the general himself, then the Rostovs,
and the party became unquestionably exactly like all other evening
parties. Berg and Vera could not repress their smiles of satisfaction at
the sight of all this movement in their drawing room, at the sound of the
disconnected talk, the rustling of dresses, and the bowing and scraping.
Everything was just as everybody always has it, especially so the general,
who admired the apartment, patted Berg on the shoulder, and with parental
authority superintended the setting out of the table for boston. The
general sat down by Count Ilya Rostov, who was next to himself the most
important guest. The old people sat with the old, the young with the
young, and the hostess at the tea table, on which stood exactly the same
kind of cakes in a silver cake basket as the Panins had at their party.
Everything was just as it was everywhere else.</p>
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