<h3><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XII" id="CHAPTER_XII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XII.</h3>
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<p>"Well," said Compton, placing himself beside her,
"here you are, Nell; kind of the old lady to bring me,
wasn't it? I should never have found you out by myself."</p>
<p>"Has he gone, Phil?" Elinor raised her scared face
from her hands, and gave him a piteous look.</p>
<p>"Why, Nell! you are trembling like a leaf. Was it
frightened, my pretty pet, for Stanny? Stanny's gone
off with his tail between his legs. Not a bit of starch
left in him. As limp a lawyer as ever you saw."</p>
<p>"Was he a lawyer?" she said, not knowing why she
said it, for it mattered nothing at all to Elinor what
the man was.</p>
<p>"Not exactly; and yet, I suppose, something of the
kind. He is the one that knows about law points, and
such things. But now he's as quiet as a lamb, thanks
to you."</p>
<p>"Phil," she cried, "what did you make me say? I
don't know what I have done. I have done something
dreadful—deceived the man, as good as told him a
lie."</p>
<p>"You told him the truth," said Phil, with a laugh,
"in the most judgmatical way. You stuck to it like a—woman.
There's nothing like a woman for sticking
to a text. You didn't say a word too much. And I
say, Nell, that little defiant bit of yours—'Was there
any reason why it shouldn't be the sixth?' was grand.
That was quite magnificent, my pet. I never thought
you had such spirit in you."</p>
<p>"Oh, Phil," she cried, "why did you make me say
it? What was it I said? I don't know; I don't understand
a bit. Whatever it was, I know that it was
wrong. I deceived the man."</p>
<p>"That's not so great a sin," he said. "I've known
worse things done. Put an old reynard off the scent
to save his prey. I don't see what's wrong in that, especially
as the innocent chicken to be saved was your
own poor old Phil."</p>
<p>"Phil, Phil," she cried, "what could that man have
done to you? What had put you in his power? You
have made me lose all my innocence. I have got horrible
things in my head. What could he have done to
you that you made me tell a lie?"</p>
<p>"What lie did I make you tell? be reasonable; I
did arrive on the sixth, you know that just as well as I
do. Don't you really remember the calendar in the
hall? You saw it, Nell, as well as I."</p>
<p>"I know, I know," she cried, putting her hands up
to her eyes, "I see it everywhere staring at me, that
big, dreadful 6. But how is it the 8th now? There is
something in it—something I don't understand."</p>
<p>He laughed loudly and long: one of those boisterous
laughs which always jarred upon Elinor. "I don't
in the least mind how it was," he said. "It was, and
that's quite enough for me; and let it be for you too,
Nell. I hope you're not going to search into the origin
of things like this; we've quite enough to do in this
world to take things as they come."</p>
<p>"Oh, Phil! if at least I could understand—I don't
understand: or if I had not been made to say what is
so mysterious—what must be false."</p>
<p>"Hush, Nell; how could it be false when you saw
with your own eyes it was true? Now let us be done
with this, my darling. The incident is terminated, as
the French say. I came here as fast as I could come to
have a good laugh with you over it, and lo! you're
nearer crying. Why should you have Stanny on your
conscience, Nell? a fellow that would like no better
than to hang me if he could get the chance."</p>
<p>"But Phil, Phil—oh, tell me, what could this man
have done to you? Why are you afraid of him? Why,
why have you made me tell him<span class="norewrap">——</span>"</p>
<p>"Now, Nell, no exaggerated expression. It was a
fact you told him, according to the best of evidence;
and what he could have done to me is just this—he
might have given me a deal of trouble, and put off our
marriage. I should have had to go back to town, and
my time would have been taken up with finding out
about those books, and our marriage would have been
put off; that's what he could have done."</p>
<p>"Is that all?" cried Elinor, "was that all?"</p>
<p>"All!" he said, with that loud laugh again; "you
don't mind a bit how you hurt a fellow's pride, and his
affections, and all that. Do you mean to say, you hard-hearted
little coquette, that you wouldn't mind? I
don't believe you would mind! Here am I counting
the hours, and you, you little cold puss, you aggravating
little<span class="norewrap">——</span>"</p>
<p>"Oh, Phil, don't talk such nonsense. If we were to
be separated, for a week or a month, what could that
matter, in comparison with saying what wasn't<span class="norewrap">——</span>"</p>
<p>"Hush," he said, putting his hand to her mouth.
"It's not nice of you to take it so easily, Nell. I'd tell
as many what-d'ye-call-'ems as you like, rather than put
it off an hour. Why, feeling apart (and I don't think
you've any feeling, you little piece of ice), think how
inconvenient it would have been; the people all arriving;
the breakfast all ready; the Rector with his surplice
on; and no wedding! Fancy the Jew with all
her fallals, on the old lady's hands, and your cousin
John<span class="norewrap">——</span>"</p>
<p>"I have told you already, Phil, my cousin John will
not be there."</p>
<p>"So much the better," he said, with a laugh, "I
don't want him to be there—shows his sense, when his
nose is put out of joint, to keep out of the way."</p>
<p>"I wish you would understand," she said, with a little
vexation, "that John is not put out of joint, as you
say in that odious way. He has never been anything
more to me, nor I to him, than we are now—like
brother and sister."</p>
<p>"The more fool he," said Compton, "to have the
chance of a nice girl like you, Nell, and not to go in
for it. But I don't believe a bit in the brother and sister
dodge."</p>
<p>"We will be just the same all our lives," cried Elinor.</p>
<p>"Not if I know it," said Phil. "I'm an easy-going
fellow in most ways, but you'll find I'm an old Turk
about you, my little duck of a Nell. No amateur
brother for me. If you can't get along with your old
Phil, without other adorers<span class="norewrap">——</span>"</p>
<p>"Phil! as if I should ever think or care whether
there was another man in the world!"</p>
<p>"Oh, that's going too far," he said, laughing. "I
shan't mind a little flirtation. You may have a man or
two in your train to fetch and carry, get your shawl for
you, and call your carriage, and so forth; but no serious
old hand, Nell—nothing to remind you that there
was a time when you didn't know Phil Compton." His
laugh died away at this point, and for a moment his
face assumed that grave look which changed its character
so much. "If you don't come to repent before
then that you ever saw that fellow's ugly face, Nell<span class="norewrap">——</span>"</p>
<p>"Phil, how could I ever repent? Nobody but you
should dare to say such a thing to me!"</p>
<p>"I believe that," he said. "If that old John of yours
tried it on<span class="norewrap">——</span> Well, my pet, he is your old John.
You can't change facts, even if you do throw the poor
fellow over. Now, here's a new chance for all of them,
Nell. I shouldn't wonder a bit if you had another crop
of letters bidding you look before you leap. That
Rectory woman, what's her name? that knows my family.
You'll see she'll have some new story before we're clear
of her. They'll never stop blackguarding me, I know,
until you're Phil Compton yourself, my beauty. I wish
that day was come. I'm afraid to go off again and
leave you, Nell. They'll be putting something into
your head, or the old lady's. Let's get it over to-morrow
morning, and come to Ireland with me; you've
never been there."</p>
<p>"Phil, what nonsense! mamma would go out of her
senses."</p>
<p>"My pet, what does it matter? She'd come back to
them again as soon as we were gone, and think what a
botheration spared her! All the row of receiving people,
turning the house upside down. And here I am
on the spot. And what do you want with bridesmaids
and so forth? You've got all your things. Suppose
we walk out to church to-morrow before breakfast,
Nell<span class="norewrap">——</span>"</p>
<p>"Phil, you are mad, I think; and why should we do
such a thing, scandalizing everybody? But of course
you don't mean it. You are excited after seeing that
man."</p>
<p>"Excited about Stanny!—not such a fool; Stanny is
all square, thanks to<span class="norewrap">——</span> But what I want is just to
take you up in my arms, like this, and run off with you,
Nell. Why we should call the whole world to watch us
while we take that swing off—into space."</p>
<p>"Phil!"</p>
<p>"So it is, for you, Nell. You don't know a bit what's
going to happen. You don't know where I'm going to
take you, and what I'm going to do with you, you little
innocent lamb in the wolf's grip. I want to eat you up,
straight off. I shall be afraid up to the last moment
that you'll escape me, Nell."</p>
<p>"I did not know that you were so fond of innocence,"
said Elinor, half afraid of her lover's vehemence, and
trying to dispel his gravity with a laugh. "You used
to say you did not believe in the <i>ingénue</i>."</p>
<p>"I believe in you," he said, with an almost fierce
pressure of her arm; then, after a pause, "No, I don't
believe in women at all, Nell, only you. They're rather
worse than men, which is saying a good deal. What
would the Jew care if we were all drawn and quartered;
so long as she had all her paraphernalia about her and
got everything she wanted? For right-down selfishness
commend me to a woman. A fellow may have
gleams of something better about him, like me, warning
you against myself."</p>
<p>"It is a droll way of warning me against yourself to
want to carry me off to-morrow."</p>
<p>"It's all the same thing," he said. "I've warned
you that those old hags are right, and I'm not good
enough for you, not fit to come near you, Nell. But if
the sacrifice is to be, let's get it over at once, don't let
us stand and think of it. I'm capable of jilting you,"
he said, "leaving you <i>planté là</i>, all out of remorse of
conscience; or else just catching you up in my arms,
like this, and carrying you off, never to be seen more."</p>
<p>"You are very alarming," said Elinor. "I don't
know what you mean. You can be off with your bargain
if you please, Phil; but you had better make up
your mind at once, so that mamma may countermand her
invitations, and stop Gunter from sending the cake."</p>
<p>(It was Gunter who was the man in those days. I
believe people go to Buszard now.)</p>
<p>He gave her again a vehement hug, and burst into a
laugh. "I might jilt you, Nell; such a thing is on the
cards. I might leave you in the lurch at the church
door; but when you talk of countermanding the cake,
I can't face that situation. Society would naturally be
up in arms about that. So you must take your chance
like the other innocents. I'll eat you up as gently as I
can, and hide my tusks as long as it's possible. Come
on, Nell, don't let us sit here and get the mopes, and
think of our consciences. Come and see if that show
is in the village. Life's better than thinking, old girl."</p>
<p>"Do you call the show in the village, life?" she
said, half pleased to rouse him, half sorry to be thus
carried away.</p>
<p>"Every show is life," said Phil, "and everywhere
that people meet is better than anywhere where you're
alone. Mind you take in that axiom, Nell. It's our
rule of life, you know, among the set you're marrying
into. That's how the Jew gets on. That's how we all
get on. By this time next year you'll be well inured
into it like all the rest. That's what your Rector never
taught you, I'll be bound; but you'll see the old fellow
practises it whenever he has a chance. Why, there
they begin, tootle-te-too. Come on, Nell, and don't let
us lose the fun."</p>
<p>He drew her along hastily, hurrying while the flute
and the drum began to perform their parts. Sound
spreads far in that tranquil country, where no railway
was visible, and where the winds for the moment were
still. It was Pan's pipes that were being played, attracting
a few stragglers from the scattered houses.
Within a hundred yards from the church, at the corner
of four roads, stood the Bull's Head, with a cottage or
two linked on to its long straggling front. And this
was all that did duty for a village at Windyhill. The
Rectory stood back in its own copse, surrounded by a
growth of young birches and oak near the church.
The Hills dwelt intermediate between the Bull's Head
and the ecclesiastical establishment. The school and
schoolmaster's house were behind the Bull. The show
was surrounded by the children of the place, who
looked on silent with ecstasy, while a burly showman
piped his pipes and beat his drum. A couple of ostlers,
with their shirt-sleeves rolled up to their shoulders, and
one of them with a pail in his hand, stood arrested in
their work. And in the front of the spectators was
Alick Hudson, a sleepy-looking youth of twenty, who
started and took his hands out of his pockets at sight of
Elinor. Mr. Hudson himself came walking briskly
round the corner, swinging his cane with the air of a
man who was afraid of being too late.</p>
<p>"Didn't I tell you?" said Compton, pressing Elinor's
arm.</p>
<p>As the tootle-te-too went on, other spectators
appeared—the two Miss Hills, one putting on her hat, the
other hastily buttoning her jacket as they hurried up.
"Oh, you here, Elinor! What fun! We all run
as if we were six years old. I'm going to engage the
man to come round and do it opposite Rosebank to
amuse mother. She likes it as much as any of us,
though she doesn't see very well, poor dear, nor hear
either. But we must always consider that the old have
not many amusements," said the elder Miss Hill.</p>
<p>"Though mother amuses herself wonderfully with
her knitting," said Miss Sarah. "There's a sofa-cover
on the stocks for you, Elinor."</p>
<p>It appeared to be only at this moment that the
sisters became aware of the presence of "the gentleman"
by whom Elinor stood. They had been too
busy with their uncompleted toilettes to observe him
at first. But now that Miss Hill's hat was settled
to her satisfaction, and the blue veil tied over her face
as she liked it to be, and Miss Sarah had at last succeeded,
after two false starts, in buttoning her jacket
straight, their attention was released for other details.
They both gave a glance over Elinor at the tall figure
on the other side, and then looked at each other with a
mutual little "Oh!" and nod of recognition. Then
Miss Hill took the initiative as became her dignity.
"I hope you are going to introduce us to your companion,
Elinor," she said. "Oh, Mr. Compton, how do
you do? We are delighted to make your acquaintance,
I am sure. It is charming to have an opportunity of
seeing a person of so much importance to us all, our
dear Elinor's intended. I hope you know what a prize
you are getting. You might have sought the whole
country over and you wouldn't have found a girl like
her. I don't know how we shall endure your name
when you carry her away."</p>
<p>"Except, indeed," said Miss Sarah, "that it will be
Elinor's name too."</p>
<p>"So here we all are again," said the Rector, gazing
down tranquilly upon his flock, "not able to resist a
little histrionic exhibition—and Mr. Compton too,
fresh from the great world. I daresay our good friend
Mrs. Basset would hand us out some chairs. No
Englishman can resist Punch. Alick, my boy, you
ought to be at your work. It will not do to neglect
your lessons when you are so near your exam."</p>
<p>"No Englishman, father, can resist Punch," said the
lad: at which the two ostlers and the landlord of
the Bull's Head, who was standing with his hands in his
pockets in his own doorway, laughed loud.</p>
<p>"Had the old fellow there," said Compton, which
was the first observation he had made. The ladies
looked at him with some horror, and Alick a little
flustered, half pleased, half horrified, by this support,
while the Rector laughed, but stiffly <i>au bout des
lèvres</i>. He was not accustomed to be called an old
fellow in his own parish.</p>
<p>"The old fellows, as you elegantly say, Mr. Compton,
have always the worst of it in a popular assembly.
Elinor, here is a chair for you, my love. Another one
please, Mrs. Basset, for I see Miss Dale coming up this
way."</p>
<p>"By Jove," said Compton, under his breath. "Elinor,
here's the one that knows society. I hope she isn't
such an old guy as the rest."</p>
<p>"Oh, Phil, be good!" said Elinor, "or let us go
away, which would be the best."</p>
<p>"Not a bit," he said. "Let's see the show. I say,
old man, where are you from last?"</p>
<p>"Down from Guildford ways, guv'nor—awful bad
trade; not taken a bob, s' help me, not for three days,
and bed and board to get off o' that, me and my mate."</p>
<p>"Well, here is a nice little party for you, my man,"
said the Rector, "it is not often you have such an
audience—nor would I encourage it, indeed, if it were
not so purely English an exhibition."</p>
<p>"Master," said the showman, "worst of it is, nobody
pays till we've done the show, and then they goes away,
and they've got it, don't you see, and we can't have
it back once it's in their insides, and there ain't nothink
then, neither for my mate nor me."</p>
<p>"Here's for you, old fellow," said Phil. He took a
sovereign from his waistcoat pocket and chucked it with
his thumbnail into the man's hand, who looked at it
with astonished delight, tossed it into the air with a
grin, a "thank'ee, gentleman!" and a call to his
"mate" who immediately began the ever-exciting, ever-amusing
drama. The thrill of sensation which ran
through the little assembly at this incident was wonderful.
The children all turned from Punch to regard
with large open eyes and mouths the gentleman who
had given a gold sovereign to the showman. Alick
Hudson looked at him with a grin of pleasure, a blush
of envy on his face; the Rector, with an expression of
horror, slightly shaking his head; the Miss Hills with
admiration yet dismay. "Goodness, Sarah, they'll
never come now and do it for a shilling to amuse
mother!" the elder of the sisters said.</p>
<p>Miss Dale came hurrying up while still the sensation
lasted. "Here is a chair for you, Mary," said her
brother-in-law, "and the play is just going to begin.
I can't help shaking my head when I think of it, but
still you must hear what has just happened. Mr.
Compton, let me present you to my sister-in-law, Miss
Dale. Mr. Compton has made the widow's heart, nay,
not the widow's, but the showman's heart to sing. He
has presented our friend with a<span class="norewrap">——</span>"</p>
<p>"Mind you," said Phil, from behind Elinor's shoulders,
"I've paid the fellow only for two."</p>
<p>At which the showman turned and winked at the
Rector. To think that such a piece of audacity could
be! A dingy fellow in a velveteen coat, with a spotted
handkerchief round his neck, and a battered hat on his
unkempt locks, with Pan's pipes at his mouth and a
drum tied round his waist—winked at the Rector!
Mr. Hudson fell back a step, and his very lips were
livid with the indignity. He had to support himself on
the back of the chair he had just given to Miss Dale.</p>
<p>"I think we are all forgetting our different positions
in this world," he said.</p>
<p>"I ain't," said the showman, "not taking no advantage
through the gentleman's noble ways. He's a lord,
he is, I don't make no doubt. And we're paid. Take
the good of it, Guv'nor, and welcome; all them as is
here is welcome. My mate and I are too well paid. A
gentleman like that good gentleman, as is sweet upon
a pretty young lady, and an open 'eart a-cause of her,
I just wish we could find one at every station; don't
you, Joe?"</p>
<p>Joe assented, in the person of Mr. Punch, with a
horrible squeak from within the tent.</p>
<p>The sensations of Elinor during this episode were
peculiar and full of mingled emotion. It is impossible
to deny that she was proud of the effect produced by
her lover. The sovereign chucked into the showman's
hand was a cheap way of purchasing a little success,
and yet it dazzled Elinor, and made her eyelids droop
and her cheek light up with the glow of pleasure.
Amid all the people who would search for pennies, or
perhaps painfully and not without reluctance produce a
sixpence to reward the humble artists, there was something
in the careless familiarity and indifference which
tossed a gold coin at them which was calculated to
charm the youthful observer. Elinor felt the same
mixture of pleasure and envy which had moved Alick
Hudson; yet it was not envy, for was not he her own
who did this thing which she would have liked to have
done herself, overwhelming the poor tramps with delight?
Elinor knew, as Alick also did, that it would
never have occurred to her to do it. She would have
been glad to be kind to the poor men, to give them a
good meal, to speak to Basset at the Bull's Head in
their favour that they might be taken in for the night
and made comfortable, but to open her purse and take
a real sovereign from it, a whole potential pound, would
not have come into her head. Had such a thing been
done, for instance, by the united subscriptions of the
party, in case of some peculiarly touching situation,
the illness of a wife, the loss of a child, it would have
been done solemnly, the Rector calling the men up,
making a little speech to them, telling them how all
the ladies and gentlemen had united to make up
this, and how they must be careful not to spend it
unworthily. Elinor thought she could see the little
scene, and the Rector improving the occasion. Whereas
Phil spun the money through the air into the man's
ready hand as if it had been a joke, a trick of agility.
Elinor saw that everybody was much impressed with
the incident, and her heart went forth upon a flood of
satisfaction and content. And it was no premeditated
triumph. It was so noble, so accidental, so entirely out
of his good heart!</p>
<p>When he hurried her home at the end of the performance,
that Mrs. Dennistoun might not be kept waiting,
the previous events of the afternoon, and all that
happened in the copse and garden, had faded out of
Elinor's mind. She forgot Stanfield and the 6th and
everything about it. Her embarrassment and trouble
were gone. She went in gayly and told her mother all
about this wonderful incident. "The Rector was trying
for a sixpence. But, mamma, Phil must not be
so ready with his sovereigns, must he? We shall have
nothing to live upon if he goes chucking sovereigns at
every Punch and Judy he may meet."</p>
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