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<h2> Route Marchin' </h2>
<p>We're marchin' on relief over Injia's sunny plains,<br/>
A little front o' Christmas-time an' just be'ind the Rains;<br/>
Ho! get away you bullock-man, you've 'eard the bugle blowed,<br/>
There's a regiment a-comin' down the Grand Trunk Road;<br/>
With its best foot first<br/>
And the road a-sliding past,<br/>
An' every bloomin' campin'-ground exactly like the last;<br/>
While the Big Drum says,<br/>
With 'is “rowdy-dowdy-dow!”—<br/>
“Kiko kissywarsti don't you hamsher argy jow?”<br/>
Oh, there's them Injian temples to admire when you see,<br/>
There's the peacock round the corner an' the monkey up the tree,<br/>
An' there's that rummy silver grass a-wavin' in the wind,<br/>
An' the old Grand Trunk a-trailin' like a rifle-sling be'ind.<br/>
While it's best foot first,...<br/>
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At half-past five's Revelly, an' our tents they down must come,<br/>
Like a lot of button mushrooms when you pick 'em up at 'ome.<br/>
But it's over in a minute, an' at six the column starts,<br/>
While the women and the kiddies sit an' shiver in the carts.<br/>
An' it's best foot first,...<br/>
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Oh, then it's open order, an' we lights our pipes an' sings,<br/>
An' we talks about our rations an' a lot of other things,<br/>
An' we thinks o' friends in England, an' we wonders what they're at,<br/>
An' 'ow they would admire for to hear us sling the bat.<br/>
An' it's best foot first,...<br/>
It's none so bad o' Sunday, when you're lyin' at your ease,<br/>
To watch the kites a-wheelin' round them feather-'eaded trees,<br/>
For although there ain't no women, yet there ain't no barrick-yards,<br/>
So the orficers goes shootin' an' the men they plays at cards.<br/>
Till it's best foot first,...<br/>
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So 'ark an' 'eed, you rookies, which is always grumblin' sore,<br/>
There's worser things than marchin' from Umballa to Cawnpore;<br/>
An' if your 'eels are blistered an' they feels to 'urt like 'ell,<br/>
You drop some tallow in your socks an' that will make 'em well.<br/>
For it's best foot first,...<br/>
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We're marchin' on relief over Injia's coral strand,<br/>
Eight 'undred fightin' Englishmen, the Colonel, and the Band;<br/>
Ho! get away you bullock-man, you've 'eard the bugle blowed,<br/>
There's a regiment a-comin' down the Grand Trunk Road;<br/>
With its best foot first<br/>
And the road a-sliding past,<br/>
An' every bloomin' campin'-ground exactly like the last;<br/>
While the Big Drum says,<br/>
With 'is “rowdy-dowdy-dow!”—<br/>
“Kiko kissywarsti don't you hamsher argy jow?”<br/></p>
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