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<p>I've a head like a concertina: I've a tongue like a button-stick:<br/>
I've a mouth like an old potato, and I'm more than a little sick,<br/>
But I've had my fun o' the Corp'ral's Guard: I've made the cinders fly,<br/>
And I'm here in the Clink for a thundering drink<br/>
and blacking the Corporal's eye.<br/>
With a second-hand overcoat under my head,<br/>
And a beautiful view of the yard,<br/>
O it's pack-drill for me and a fortnight's C.B.<br/>
For “drunk and resisting the Guard!”<br/>
Mad drunk and resisting the Guard—<br/>
'Strewth, but I socked it them hard!<br/>
So it's pack-drill for me and a fortnight's C.B.<br/>
For “drunk and resisting the Guard.”<br/>
<br/>
I started o' canteen porter, I finished o' canteen beer,<br/>
But a dose o' gin that a mate slipped in, it was that that brought me here.<br/>
'Twas that and an extry double Guard that rubbed my nose in the dirt;<br/>
But I fell away with the Corp'ral's stock<br/>
and the best of the Corp'ral's shirt.<br/>
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I left my cap in a public-house, my boots in the public road,<br/>
And Lord knows where, and I don't care, my belt and my tunic goed;<br/>
They'll stop my pay, they'll cut away the stripes I used to wear,<br/>
But I left my mark on the Corp'ral's face, and I think he'll keep it there!<br/>
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My wife she cries on the barrack-gate, my kid in the barrack-yard,<br/>
It ain't that I mind the Ord'ly room—it's that that cuts so hard.<br/>
I'll take my oath before them both that I will sure abstain,<br/>
But as soon as I'm in with a mate and gin, I know I'll do it again!<br/>
With a second-hand overcoat under my head,<br/>
And a beautiful view of the yard,<br/>
Yes, it's pack-drill for me and a fortnight's C.B.<br/>
For “drunk and resisting the Guard!”<br/>
Mad drunk and resisting the Guard—<br/>
'Strewth, but I socked it them hard!<br/>
So it's pack-drill for me and a fortnight's C.B.<br/>
For “drunk and resisting the Guard.”<br/></p>
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