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<h2> Tommy </h2>
<p>I went into a public-'ouse to get a pint o' beer,<br/>
The publican 'e up an' sez, “We serve no red-coats here.”<br/>
The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,<br/>
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:<br/>
O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' “Tommy, go away”;<br/>
But it's “Thank you, Mister Atkins”, when the band begins to play,<br/>
The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,<br/>
O it's “Thank you, Mister Atkins”, when the band begins to play.<br/>
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I went into a theatre as sober as could be,<br/>
They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;<br/>
They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,<br/>
But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls!<br/>
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' “Tommy, wait outside”;<br/>
But it's “Special train for Atkins” when the trooper's on the tide,<br/>
The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide,<br/>
O it's “Special train for Atkins” when the trooper's on the tide.<br/>
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Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep<br/>
Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap;<br/>
An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit<br/>
Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.<br/>
Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' “Tommy, 'ow's yer soul?”<br/>
But it's “Thin red line of 'eroes” when the drums begin to roll,<br/>
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,<br/>
O it's “Thin red line of 'eroes” when the drums begin to roll.<br/>
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We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,<br/>
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;<br/>
An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints,<br/>
Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints;<br/>
While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' “Tommy, fall be'ind”,<br/>
But it's “Please to walk in front, sir”, when there's trouble in the wind,<br/>
There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,<br/>
O it's “Please to walk in front, sir”, when there's trouble in the wind.<br/>
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You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires, an' all:<br/>
We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.<br/>
Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face<br/>
The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace.<br/>
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' “Chuck him out, the brute!”<br/>
But it's “Saviour of 'is country” when the guns begin to shoot;<br/>
An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;<br/>
An' Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool—you bet that Tommy sees!<br/></p>
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