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<h2> CHAPTER III. HOW HORDLE JOHN COZENED THE FULLER OF LYMINGTON. </h2>
<p>It is not, however, in the nature of things that a lad of twenty, with
young life glowing in his veins and all the wide world before him, should
spend his first hours of freedom in mourning for what he had left. Long
ere Alleyne was out of sound of the Beaulieu bells he was striding
sturdily along, swinging his staff and whistling as merrily as the birds
in the thicket. It was an evening to raise a man's heart. The sun shining
slantwise through the trees threw delicate traceries across the road, with
bars of golden light between. Away in the distance before and behind, the
green boughs, now turning in places to a coppery redness, shot their broad
arches across the track. The still summer air was heavy with the resinous
smell of the great forest. Here and there a tawny brook prattled out from
among the underwood and lost itself again in the ferns and brambles upon
the further side. Save the dull piping of insects and the sough of the
leaves, there was silence everywhere—the sweet restful silence of
nature.</p>
<p>And yet there was no want of life—the whole wide wood was full of
it. Now it was a lithe, furtive stoat which shot across the path upon some
fell errand of its own; then it was a wild cat which squatted upon the
outlying branch of an oak and peeped at the traveller with a yellow and
dubious eye. Once it was a wild sow which scuttled out of the bracken,
with two young sounders at her heels, and once a lordly red staggard
walked daintily out from among the tree trunks, and looked around him with
the fearless gaze of one who lived under the King's own high protection.
Alleyne gave his staff a merry flourish, however, and the red deer
bethought him that the King was far off, so streaked away from whence he
came.</p>
<p>The youth had now journeyed considerably beyond the furthest domains of
the Abbey. He was the more surprised therefore when, on coming round a
turn in the path, he perceived a man clad in the familiar garb of the
order, and seated in a clump of heather by the roadside. Alleyne had known
every brother well, but this was a face which was new to him—a face
which was very red and puffed, working this way and that, as though the
man were sore perplexed in his mind. Once he shook both hands furiously in
the air, and twice he sprang from his seat and hurried down the road. When
he rose, however, Alleyne observed that his robe was much too long and
loose for him in every direction, trailing upon the ground and bagging
about his ankles, so that even with trussed-up skirts he could make little
progress. He ran once, but the long gown clogged him so that he slowed
down into a shambling walk, and finally plumped into the heather once
more.</p>
<p>"Young friend," said he, when Alleyne was abreast of him, "I fear from thy
garb that thou canst know little of the Abbey of Beaulieu."</p>
<p>"Then you are in error, friend," the clerk answered, "for I have spent all
my days within its walls."</p>
<p>"Hast so indeed?" cried he. "Then perhaps canst tell me the name of a
great loathly lump of a brother wi' freckled face an' a hand like a spade.
His eyes were black an' his hair was red an' his voice like the parish
bull. I trow that there cannot be two alike in the same cloisters."</p>
<p>"That surely can be no other than brother John," said Alleyne. "I trust he
has done you no wrong, that you should be so hot against him."</p>
<p>"Wrong, quotha?" cried the other, jumping out of the heather. "Wrong! why
he hath stolen every plack of clothing off my back, if that be a wrong,
and hath left me here in this sorry frock of white falding, so that I have
shame to go back to my wife, lest she think that I have donned her old
kirtle. Harrow and alas that ever I should have met him!"</p>
<p>"But how came this?" asked the young clerk, who could scarce keep from
laughter at the sight of the hot little man so swathed in the great white
cloak.</p>
<p>"It came in this way," he said, sitting down once more: "I was passing
this way, hoping to reach Lymington ere nightfall when I came on this
red-headed knave seated even where we are sitting now. I uncovered and
louted as I passed thinking that he might be a holy man at his orisons,
but he called to me and asked me if I had heard speak of the new
indulgence in favor of the Cistercians. 'Not I,' I answered. 'Then the
worse for thy soul!' said he; and with that he broke into a long tale how
that on account of the virtues of the Abbot Berghersh it had been decreed
by the Pope that whoever should wear the habit of a monk of Beaulieu for
as long as he might say the seven psalms of David should be assured of the
kingdom of Heaven. When I heard this I prayed him on my knees that he
would give me the use of his gown, which after many contentions he at last
agreed to do, on my paying him three marks towards the regilding of the
image of Laurence the martyr. Having stripped his robe, I had no choice
but to let him have the wearing of my good leathern jerkin and hose, for,
as he said, it was chilling to the blood and unseemly to the eye to stand
frockless whilst I made my orisons. He had scarce got them on, and it was
a sore labor, seeing that my inches will scarce match my girth—he
had scarce got them on, I say, and I not yet at the end of the second
psalm, when he bade me do honor to my new dress, and with that set off
down the road as fast as feet would carry him. For myself, I could no more
run than if I had been sown in a sack; so here I sit, and here I am like
to sit, before I set eyes upon my clothes again."</p>
<p>"Nay, friend, take it not so sadly," said Alleyne, clapping the
disconsolate one upon the shoulder. "Canst change thy robe for a jerkin
once more at the Abbey, unless perchance you have a friend near at hand."</p>
<p>"That have I," he answered, "and close; but I care not to go nigh him in
this plight, for his wife hath a gibing tongue, and will spread the tale
until I could not show my face in any market from Fordingbridge to
Southampton. But if you, fair sir, out of your kind charity would be
pleased to go a matter of two bow-shots out of your way, you would do me
such a service as I could scarce repay."</p>
<p>"With all my heart," said Alleyne readily.</p>
<p>"Then take this pathway on the left, I pray thee, and then the deer-track
which passes on the right. You will then see under a great beech-tree the
hut of a charcoal-burner. Give him my name, good sir, the name of Peter
the fuller, of Lymington, and ask him for a change of raiment, that I may
pursue my journey without delay. There are reasons why he would be loth to
refuse me."</p>
<p>Alleyne started off along the path indicated, and soon found the log-hut
where the burner dwelt. He was away faggot-cutting in the forest, but his
wife, a ruddy bustling dame, found the needful garments and tied them into
a bundle. While she busied herself in finding and folding them, Alleyne
Edricson stood by the open door looking in at her with much interest and
some distrust, for he had never been so nigh to a woman before. She had
round red arms, a dress of some sober woollen stuff, and a brass brooch
the size of a cheese-cake stuck in the front of it.</p>
<p>"Peter the fuller!" she kept repeating. "Marry come up! if I were Peter
the fuller's wife I would teach him better than to give his clothes to the
first knave who asks for them. But he was always a poor, fond, silly
creature, was Peter, though we are beholden to him for helping to bury our
second son Wat, who was a 'prentice to him at Lymington in the year of the
Black Death. But who are you, young sir?"</p>
<p>"I am a clerk on my road from Beaulieu to Minstead."</p>
<p>"Aye, indeed! Hast been brought up at the Abbey then. I could read it from
thy reddened cheek and downcast eye. Hast learned from the monks, I trow,
to fear a woman as thou wouldst a lazar-house. Out upon them! that they
should dishonor their own mothers by such teaching. A pretty world it
would be with all the women out of it."</p>
<p>"Heaven forfend that such a thing should come to pass!" said Alleyne.</p>
<p>"Amen and amen! But thou art a pretty lad, and the prettier for thy modest
ways. It is easy to see from thy cheek that thou hast not spent thy days
in the rain and the heat and the wind, as my poor Wat hath been forced to
do."</p>
<p>"I have indeed seen little of life, good dame."</p>
<p>"Wilt find nothing in it to pay for the loss of thy own freshness. Here
are the clothes, and Peter can leave them when next he comes this way.
Holy Virgin! see the dust upon thy doublet! It were easy to see that there
is no woman to tend to thee. So!—that is better. Now buss me, boy."</p>
<p>Alleyne stooped and kissed her, for the kiss was the common salutation of
the age, and, as Erasmus long afterwards remarked, more used in England
than in any other country. Yet it sent the blood to his temples again, and
he wondered, as he turned away, what the Abbot Berghersh would have
answered to so frank an invitation. He was still tingling from this new
experience when he came out upon the high-road and saw a sight which drove
all other thoughts from his mind.</p>
<p>Some way down from where he had left him the unfortunate Peter was
stamping and raving tenfold worse than before. Now, however, instead of
the great white cloak, he had no clothes on at all, save a short woollen
shirt and a pair of leather shoes. Far down the road a long-legged figure
was running, with a bundle under one arm and the other hand to his side,
like a man who laughs until he is sore.</p>
<p>"See him!" yelled Peter. "Look to him! You shall be my witness. He shall
see Winchester jail for this. See where he goes with my cloak under his
arm!"</p>
<p>"Who then?" cried Alleyne.</p>
<p>"Who but that cursed brother John. He hath not left me clothes enough to
make a gallybagger. The double thief hath cozened me out of my gown."</p>
<p>"Stay though, my friend, it was his gown," objected Alleyne.</p>
<p>"It boots not. He hath them all—gown, jerkin, hosen and all.
Gramercy to him that he left me the shirt and the shoon. I doubt not that
he will be back for them anon."</p>
<p>"But how came this?" asked Alleyne, open-eyed with astonishment.</p>
<p>"Are those the clothes? For dear charity's sake give them to me. Not the
Pope himself shall have these from me, though he sent the whole college of
cardinals to ask it. How came it? Why, you had scarce gone ere this
loathly John came running back again, and, when I oped mouth to reproach
him, he asked me whether it was indeed likely that a man of prayer would
leave his own godly raiment in order to take a layman's jerkin. He had, he
said, but gone for a while that I might be the freer for my devotions. On
this I plucked off the gown, and he with much show of haste did begin to
undo his points; but when I threw his frock down he clipped it up and ran
off all untrussed, leaving me in this sorry plight. He laughed so the
while, like a great croaking frog, that I might have caught him had my
breath not been as short as his legs were long."</p>
<p>The young man listened to this tale of wrong with all the seriousness that
he could maintain; but at the sight of the pursy red-faced man and the
dignity with which he bore him, the laughter came so thick upon him that
he had to lean up against a tree-trunk. The fuller looked sadly and
gravely at him; but finding that he still laughed, he bowed with much mock
politeness and stalked onwards in his borrowed clothes. Alleyne watched
him until he was small in the distance, and then, wiping the tears from
his eyes, he set off briskly once more upon his journey.</p>
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