<h3><SPAN name="CHAPTER_VI" id="CHAPTER_VI"></SPAN>CHAPTER VI.</h3>
<div class="blockquot"><p><i>Winter in Pau—I Hire a Perfect Villa for $800 a year—Luxury at
Small Cost—I Learn How to Give Dinners—Fraternizing with the
Bordeaux Wine Merchants—The Judge’s Wild Scheme—I Get Him up a
Dinner—General Bosquet—The Pau Hunt—The Frenchmen Wear Beautiful
Pink Coats but their Horses Wont Jump—Only the General Took the
Ditch.</i></p>
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<p><span class="smcap">After</span> you have been a little while in Europe you are seized with a
desire to have a house of your own, to enjoy home comforts. Your loss of
individuality comes over you. In Paris you feel particularly lost, and
as this feeling increased on me I resolved to go to Pau, take a house,
and winter there. The Duchess of Hamilton had abandoned the idea of
passing the winter in Pau, so that many lovely residences were seeking
tenants. For eight hundred dollars a year I hired a beautiful villa,
looking on the Pyrénées, directly opposite the <i>Pic du Midi d’Ossau</i>,
with lovely<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_066" id="page_066"></SPAN>{66}</span> grounds filled with camelia bushes, and I then felt that I
had all a man could desire,—a perfect home made to one’s hand, a
climate where the wind never blows hard enough, even in winter, to stir
a leaf on the trees, the best cooks in the world, and where people
appeared to live but to eat well and sleep. A country of beautiful
women; the peasantry a mixture of Spanish and French blood; the climate
so soft and genial as to take away all harshness or roughness from their
faces—rich Titian-like women, with fine coloring and superb
figures—what more could man desire? I was, I may say, a pioneer
American there.</p>
<p>A member of a distinguished New York family, who had been our Secretary
of Legation at Madrid, had preceded me; he had a lovely English wife,
was the master of the hounds, and gave me a cordial reception. I lived
there two winters, with a luxury I have never since enjoyed, and
literally for nothing, comparing one’s expenses there to living in New
York. The desire<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_067" id="page_067"></SPAN>{67}</span> to entertain took possession of me and I gratified it;
such dinners and such wines! I ran down to Bordeaux, made friends with
all the wine fraternity there, tasted and criticised, and wormed myself
into the good graces of the owners of those enormous Bordeaux <i>caves</i>,
learned there for the first time what claret was, and how impossible it
was to drink out of Bordeaux, what a Bordeaux connoisseur would call a
perfect wine. There I learned how to give dinners; to esteem and value
the <i>Coq de Bruyère</i> of the Pyrénées and the <i>Pie de Mars</i> (squab
Magpie).</p>
<p>Pau was filled with sick English people. I was one of the few sound men
physically in the place. I dashed into society with a vim. My Louisiana
friend, the Judge, followed me there, and I had my hands full in
establishing him socially. Shrewd, and immensely clever, he came to me
one day and said, “My friend, I am going to make a name for myself in
this place; wait and you will see.” Some little distance from Pau,
there<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_068" id="page_068"></SPAN>{68}</span> was a large tract of worthless land, utterly valueless, called
<i>Les Landes</i>. Shepherds on stilts tended a few sheep on it. The judge at
once had an interview with the Prêfet of the Basses Pyrénées (an officer
similar to the governor of one of our States), and assured him of the
feasibility of reclaiming all this land and making fine cotton fields of
it. This scheme, wonderful to relate, was seized upon with avidity by
the Prêfet, and my friend, the Judge, was asked to submit his views.
This was all he wanted. Of course he never perfected his plans for such
work. The Prêfet, however, was at once his friend and admirer, and he
was made the distinguished and sought-after stranger of that winter. He
then came to me to get up a dinner for him, to be given to his newly
acquired friend, which he charged me to make the most brilliant and
superb dinner ever given in that place. I well remember his order to the
florist; “Furnish me for my table such a display of flowers as you would
provide for your<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_069" id="page_069"></SPAN>{69}</span> Emperor; spare no expense.” I telegraphed to Paris and
exhausted all my resources to give him what he wished. When his guests
were all assembled in his <i>salon</i>, my friend could not remember who was
to take in who to dinner; so with great coolness he walked over to me,
and to distract the attention of his assembled guests, said, in a loud
voice, “Your horses, I am told, have run away, upset your carriage, and
killed the coachman.” Instantly the French people sprang up, exclaiming,
“What! what is it! is it possible!” while the Judge, in a low voice,
whispered, “Tell me quick who is to take in Madame J., and who goes in
with Count B.?” I told him, when he quietly said, “All made up, my boy,
let them believe it.” The dinner was a success, such a success that I
resolved to give a ball myself on the arrival from Paris of one of our
New York merchant princes, to whom I was much indebted.</p>
<p>The French papers gave a glowing account of this ball, and I was fairly<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_070" id="page_070"></SPAN>{70}</span>
launched into the French society of the Basses Pyrénées. It is hard to
convince an old business man, who has had large experience and amassed a
fortune, that any one can do anything in his line better than himself.
Therefore, when I gave my merchant prince exquisite Bordeaux wines that
I knew were incomparable, and extolled them, he quietly replied:</p>
<p>“Why, my young friend, these wines are all from the house of Barton &
Guestier. Now, you must know, that the house of Johnson can alone
furnish what I class as the best clarets. I have for forty years been in
correspondence with that house, and will guarantee to produce here in
Pau, from them, clarets and sauternes better than any your house of
Barton & Guestier can send you.” I took him up at once, and the wager
was a fine dinner of twenty covers. All I had to do was to write the
above statement to Mr. Guestier, who at once sent me his own butler to
serve the wines, and sent with him a “Haut Brion<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_071" id="page_071"></SPAN>{71}</span>” and a Chateau Latour
of 1848. As he termed it, <i>mise en bouteille tout à fait speciale hors
de ligne</i>, whose smoothness, bouquet, and flavor surpassed anything I
had ever dreamt of tasting. My merchant prince with his Johnson wines
was beaten out of sight, and so mortified was he that the day after the
dinner he sent me as a present all the wines Johnson had sent him.</p>
<p>The hunt was then really the feature of Pau life, for those who could
not follow in the saddle would, after attending the meet, take to the
roads and see the best of the run. General Bosquet, returning then to
Pau, his native city, was fêted by both French and English. He had so
distinguished himself in the Crimean War that all regarded him as a
great hero. The English particularly wanted to express their admiration
of him, so they asked him to appear with his friends at the next Meet,
and follow in the hunt, promising him rare sport and a good run after a
bagged fox.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_072" id="page_072"></SPAN>{72}</span> To do him honor, the French, to a man, ordered new hunting
suits, all of them turned out in “pink,” and being in force made indeed
a great show.</p>
<p>My Irish doctor was by my side, in great good humor, and a wicked
twinkle in his eye. Turning to me he said:</p>
<p>“You will soon see some fun; not one of these Frenchmen can take that
jump; it is a <i>rasper</i>. Not a man of them will clear that bank and
ditch.”</p>
<p>I smiled at this, and felt that to the end of time it would always be
English against French. It was cruel; but men should not pretend to ride
after hounds when they cannot take the jumps.</p>
<p>“Look at those chaps,” he said, “in spotless pink; not a man among them
who can jump a horse to any purpose.”</p>
<p>They were the nobility of the Basses Pyrénées, a splendid, gallant set
of fellows; all prepared “to do or die.” The master of the hounds raised
his hat, the fox was turned out of the bag; he was given ten<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_073" id="page_073"></SPAN>{73}</span> minutes’
law; then the huntsman with his pack dashed away, clearing both bank and
ditch. It was the severest jump they could find in any part of that
country, purposely chosen for that reason. My doctor’s little Irish boy,
a lad of sixteen years, went at it, and cleared it at a bound. I saw the
master of the hunt (an American, a splendid looking fellow, superbly
mounted, and a beautiful rider), with General Bosquet at his side, turn
to the General (who was riding one of his horses), and shout:</p>
<p>“General, dash the spurs into her; lift her head a bit, and follow me.”</p>
<p>The General did not hesitate; he plunged the spurs into the beast,
dashed ahead, and cleared bank and ditch. All his friends followed him.
Forward they went, but only for a few rods, when every horse, as if
shot, came to a full stop, planted his forefeet in front of him, and
neither whip nor spur could budge him. None would take the jump; every
Frenchman’s face became ashey pale, and I really felt sorry for them.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_074" id="page_074"></SPAN>{74}</span>
Not a Frenchman, with the exception of the General, took that jump.
After this, the mere mention of fox hunting would set the Frenchmen
wild. It was cruel, but it was sport.</p>
<p><i>Moral</i>: Men should not attempt to do what is not in them.</p>
<p>Passing two winters at Pau and the summers at Baden-Baden, keeping four
horses at the former place, following the hounds at least once a week,
giving all through the winter from one to two dinners a week, with an
English housekeeper, and living as well as I could possibly live, with
the cost of my ball included, I did not spend half the amount in living
that I am compelled to in New York. The ball cost me but eight hundred
dollars.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_075" id="page_075"></SPAN>{75}</span></p>
<h2><SPAN name="HOME_AGAIN" id="HOME_AGAIN"></SPAN>HOME AGAIN.</h2>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_076" id="page_076"></SPAN>{76}</span> </p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_077" id="page_077"></SPAN>{77}</span> </p>
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