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[75] <div></div> <h2> Don Marquis </h2> (Who, it appears, refers to departments which he and certain of his friends run in New York papers. He swings a theoretical barrel of hootch above his head, and chants:) <h3> THE MEETING OF THE COLUMNS </h3> <div class="poem"> <div class="stanza"> Chris and Frank and I Each had a column; Chris and I were plump and gay, But not so F.P.A.: F.P.A. was solemn— Not so his Column; That was full of wit, As good as My Column Nearly every bit! We sat on each an office chair And all snapped our scissors; Their things were pretty fair But all of mine were Whizzers! </div> <div class="stanza"> Frank wrote of Cyril, An ungrammatic sinner, But I wrote of Drink And Chris wrote of Dinner; And Frank kept getting thinner [76] And we kept getting plump— Frank sat like a Bump Translating from the Latin, Chris wrote of Happy Homes I wrote of Alcoholic Foams, And we still seemed to fatten; Frank wrote of Swell Parties where he had been, I wrote of Whisky-sours, and Chris wrote of Gin! But we both got fatter, So the parties didn't matter, Though F.P.A. he published each as soon as he'd been at her.... </div> <div class="stanza"> F.P.A. went calling And sang about it sorely ... "Pass around the shandygaff," says brave old Morley! F.P.A. played tennis And told the World he did.... I bought a stein of beer and tipped up the lid! Frank wrote up all his evenings out till we began to cry, But we drowned our envy in a long cool Rye! </div> <div class="stanza"> And then we got an invitation, Frank and Chris and me, To come and say a poem on a Grackle in a Tree: </div> </div> [77] <div style="height: 2em;"> </div> <div class="figure"> <ANTIMG src="images/i011.png" width-obs="350" height-obs="290" title="Caricature of Don Marquis and Christopher Morley" alt="(caricature of Don Marquis and Christopher Morley)" /></div> [78] <div style="height: 2em;"> </div>  [79] <div class="poem"> <div class="stanza"> But Chris and I'd had twenty ryes, and we began to cackle— "Oh, see the ninety pretty birds, and every one a Grackle! A Grackle with a Hackle, A ticklish one to tackle A tacklish one to tickle ... To ticker ... To licker...." And we both began to giggle And woggle, and wiggle, And we giggled and we gurgled And we gargled and were gay ... For we'd had an invitation, just the same as F.P.A.! </div> </div> <div style="break-after:column;"></div>

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