<h2> CHAPTER XLVIII </h2>
<p>——But oh!<br/>
What shall I say to thee, Lord Scroop; thou cruel,<br/>
Ingrateful, savage, and inhuman creature!<br/>
Thou that didst bear the key of all my counsels,<br/>
That knew’st the very bottom of my soul,<br/>
That almost mightst have coined me into gold,<br/>
Wouldst thou have practised on me for thy use?<br/>
—HENRY V.<br/></p>
<p>At no period of his life, not even when that life was in imminent danger,
did the constitutional gaiety of Charles seem more overclouded, than when
waiting for the return of Chiffinch with the Duke of Buckingham. His mind
revolted at the idea, that the person to whom he had been so particularly
indulgent, and whom he had selected as the friend of his lighter hours and
amusements, should prove capable of having tampered with a plot apparently
directed against his liberty and life. He more than once examined the
dwarf anew, but could extract nothing more than his first narrative
contained. The apparition of the female to him in the cell of Newgate, he
described in such fanciful and romantic colours, that the King could not
help thinking the poor man’s head a little turned; and, as nothing was
found in the kettledrum, and other musical instruments brought for the use
of the Duke’s band of foreigners, he nourished some slight hope that the
whole plan might be either a mere jest, or that the idea of an actual
conspiracy was founded in mistake.</p>
<p>The persons who had been despatched to watch the motions of Mr. Weiver’s
congregation, brought back word that they had quietly dispersed. It was
known, at the same time, that they had met in arms, but this augured no
particular design of aggression, at a time when all true Protestants
conceived themselves in danger of immediate massacre; when the fathers of
the city had repeatedly called out the Train-Bands, and alarmed the
citizens of London, under the idea of an instant insurrection of the
Catholics; and when, to sum the whole up, in the emphatic words of an
alderman of the day, there was a general belief that they would all waken
some unhappy morning with their throats cut. Who was to do these dire
deeds, it was more difficult to suppose; but all admitted the possibility
that they might be achieved, since one Justice of the Peace was already
murdered. There was, therefore, no inference of hostile intentions against
the State, to be decidedly derived from a congregation of Protestants <i>par
excellence</i>, military from old associations, bringing their arms with
them to a place of worship, in the midst of a panic so universal.</p>
<p>Neither did the violent language of the minister, supposing that to be
proved, absolutely infer meditated violence. The favourite parables of the
preachers, and the metaphors and ornaments which they selected, were at
all times of a military cast; and the taking the kingdom of heaven by
storm, a strong and beautiful metaphor, when used generally as in
Scripture, was detailed in their sermons in all the technical language of
the attack and defence of a fortified place. The danger, in short,
whatever might have been its actual degree, had disappeared as suddenly as
a bubble upon the water, when broken by a casual touch, and had left as
little trace behind it. It became, therefore, matter of much doubt,
whether it had ever actually existed.</p>
<p>While various reports were making from without, and while their tenor was
discussed by the King, and such nobles and statesmen as he thought proper
to consult on the occasion, a gradual sadness and anxiety mingled with,
and finally silenced, the mirth of the evening. All became sensible that
something unusual was going forward; and the unwonted distance which
Charles maintained from his guests, while it added greatly to the dulness
that began to predominate in the presence-chamber, gave intimation that
something unusual was labouring in the King’s mind.</p>
<p>Thus play was neglected—the music was silent, or played without
being heard—gallants ceased to make compliments, and ladies to
expect them; and a sort of apprehensive curiosity pervaded the circle.
Each asked the others why they were grave; and no answer was returned, any
more than could have been rendered by a herd of cattle instinctively
disturbed by the approach of a thunderstorm.</p>
<p>To add to the general apprehension, it began to be whispered, that one or
two of the guests, who were desirous of leaving the palace, had been
informed no one could be permitted to retire until the general hour of
dismissal. And these, gliding back into the hall, communicated in whispers
that the sentinels at the gates were doubled, and that there was a troop
of the Horse Guards drawn up in the court—circumstances so unusual,
as to excite the most anxious curiosity.</p>
<p>Such was the state of the Court, when wheels were heard without, and the
bustle which took place denoted the arrival of some person of consequence.</p>
<p>“Here comes Chiffinch,” said the King, “with his prey in his clutch.”</p>
<p>It was indeed the Duke of Buckingham; nor did he approach the royal
presence without emotion. On entering the court, the flambeaux which were
borne around the carriage gleamed on the scarlet coats, laced hats, and
drawn broadswords of the Horse Guards—a sight unusual, and
calculated to strike terror into a conscience which was none of the
clearest.</p>
<p>The Duke alighted from the carriage, and only said to the officer, whom he
saw upon duty, “You are late under arms to-night, Captain Carleton.”</p>
<p>“Such are our orders, sir,” answered Carleton, with military brevity; and
then commanded the four dismounted sentinels at the under gate to make way
for the Duke of Buckingham. His Grace had no sooner entered, than he heard
behind him the command, “Move close up, sentinels—closer yet to the
gate.” And he felt as if all chance of rescue were excluded by the sound.</p>
<p>As he advanced up the grand staircase, there were other symptoms of alarm
and precaution. The Yeomen of the Guard were mustered in unusual numbers,
and carried carabines instead of their halberds; and the
Gentlemen-pensioners, with their partisans, appeared also in proportional
force. In short, all that sort of defence which the royal household
possesses within itself, seemed, for some hasty and urgent reason, to have
been placed under arms, and upon duty.</p>
<p>Buckingham ascended the royal staircase with an eye attentive to these
preparations, and a step steady and slow, as if he counted each step on
which he trode. “Who,” he asked himself, “shall ensure Christian’s
fidelity? Let him but stand fast, and we are secure. Otherwise——”</p>
<p>As he shaped the alternative, he entered the presence-chamber.</p>
<p>The King stood in the midst of the apartment, surrounded by the personages
with whom he had been consulting. The rest of the brilliant assembly,
scattered into groups, looked on at some distance. All were silent when
Buckingham entered, in hopes of receiving some explanation of the
mysteries of the evening. All bent forward, though etiquette forbade them
to advance, to catch, if possible, something of what was about to pass
betwixt the King and his intriguing statesman. At the same time, those
counsellors who stood around Charles, drew back on either side, so as to
permit the Duke to pay his respects to his Majesty in the usual form. He
went through the ceremonial with his accustomed grace, but was received by
Charles with much unwonted gravity.</p>
<p>“We have waited for you some time, my Lord Duke. It is long since
Chiffinch left us, to request your attendance here. I see you are
elaborately dressed. Your toilette was needless on the present occasion.”</p>
<p>“Needless to the splendour of your Majesty’s Court,” said the Duke, “but
not needless on my part. This chanced to be Black Monday at York Place,
and my club of <i>Pendables</i> were in full glee when your Majesty’s
summons arrived. I could not be in the company of Ogle, Maniduc, Dawson,
and so forth, but what I must needs make some preparation, and some
ablution, ere entering the circle here.”</p>
<p>“I trust the purification will be complete,” said the King, without any
tendency to the smile which always softened features, that, ungilded by
its influence, were dark, harsh, and even severe. “We wished to ask your
Grace concerning the import of a sort of musical mask which you designed
us here, but which miscarried, as we are given to understand.”</p>
<p>“It must have been a great miscarriage indeed,” said the Duke, “since your
Majesty looks so serious on it. I thought to have done your Majesty
pleasure (as I have seen you condescend to be pleased with such passages),
by sending the contents of that bass-viol; but I fear the jest has been
unacceptable—I fear the fireworks may have done mischief.”</p>
<p>“Not the mischief they were designed for, perhaps,” said the King gravely;
“you see, my lord, we are all alive, and unsinged.”</p>
<p>“Long may your Majesty remain so,” said the Duke; “yet I see there is
something misconstrued on my part—it must be a matter unpardonable,
however little intended, since it hath displeased so indulgent a master.”</p>
<p>“Too indulgent a master, indeed, Buckingham,” replied the King; “and the
fruit of my indulgence has been to change loyal men into traitors.”</p>
<p>“May it please your Majesty, I cannot understand this,” said the Duke.</p>
<p>“Follow us, my lord,” answered Charles, “and we will endeavour to explain
our meaning.”</p>
<p>Attended by the same lords who stood around him, and followed by the Duke
of Buckingham, on whom all eyes were fixed, Charles retired into the same
cabinet which had been the scene of repeated consultations in the course
of the evening. There, leaning with his arms crossed on the back of an
easy-chair, Charles proceeded to interrogate the suspected nobleman.</p>
<p>“Let us be plain with each other. Speak out, Buckingham. What, in one
word, was to have been the regale intended for us this evening?”</p>
<p>“A petty mask, my lord. I had destined a little dancing-girl to come out
of that instrument, who, I thought, would have performed to your Majesty’s
liking—a few Chinese fireworks there were, thinking the
entertainment was to have taken place in the marble hall, might, I hoped,
have been discharged with good effect, and without the slightest alarm, at
the first appearance of my little sorceress, and were designed to have
masked, as it were, her entrance upon the stage. I hope there have been no
perukes singed—no ladies frightened—no hopes of noble descent
interrupted by my ill-fancied jest.”</p>
<p>“We have seen no such fireworks, my lord; and your female dancer, of whom
we now hear for the first time, came forth in the form of our old
acquaintance Geoffrey Hudson, whose dancing days are surely ended.”</p>
<p>“Your Majesty surprises me! I beseech you, let Christian be sent for—Edward
Christian—he will be found lodging in a large old house near Sharper
the cutler’s, in the Strand. As I live by bread, sire, I trusted him with
the arrangement of this matter, as indeed the dancing-girl was his
property. If he has done aught to dishonour my concert, or disparage my
character, he shall die under the baton.”</p>
<p>“It is singular,” said the King, “and I have often observed it, that this
fellow Christian bears the blame of all men’s enormities—he performs
the part which, in a great family, is usually assigned to that
mischief-doing personage, Nobody. When Chiffinch blunders, he always
quotes Christian. When Sheffield writes a lampoon, I am sure to hear of
Christian having corrected, or copied, or dispersed it—he is the <i>ame
damnée</i> of every one about my Court—the scapegoat, who is to
carry away all their iniquities; and he will have a cruel load to bear
into the wilderness. But for Buckingham’s sins, in particular, he is the
regular and uniform sponsor; and I am convinced his Grace expects
Christian should suffer every penalty he has incurred, in this world or
the next.”</p>
<p>“Not so,” with the deepest reverence replied the Duke. “I have no hope of
being either hanged or damned by proxy; but it is clear some one hath
tampered with and altered my device. If I am accused of aught, let me at
least hear the charge, and see my accuser.”</p>
<p>“That is but fair,” said the King. “Bring our little friend from behind
the chimney-board. [Hudson being accordingly produced, he continued.]
There stands the Duke of Buckingham. Repeat before him the tale you told
us. Let him hear what were those contents of the bass-viol which were
removed that you might enter it. Be not afraid of any one, but speak the
truth boldly.”</p>
<p>“May it please your Majesty,” said Hudson, “fear is a thing unknown to
me.”</p>
<p>“His body has no room to hold such a passion; or there is too little of it
to be worth fearing for,” said Buckingham.—“But let him speak.”</p>
<p>Ere Hudson had completed his tale, Buckingham interrupted him by
exclaiming, “Is it possible that I can be suspected by your Majesty on the
word of this pitiful variety of the baboon tribe?”</p>
<p>“Villain-Lord, I appeal thee to the combat!” said the little man, highly
offended at the appellation thus bestowed on him.</p>
<p>“La you there now!” said the Duke—“The little animal is quite
crazed, and defies a man who need ask no other weapon than a corking-pin
to run him through the lungs, and whose single kick could hoist him from
Dover to Calais without yacht or wherry. And what can you expect from an
idiot, who is <i>engoué</i> of a common rope-dancing girl, that capered on
a pack-thread at Ghent in Flanders, unless they were to club their talents
to set up a booth at Bartholomew Fair?—Is it not plain, that
supposing the little animal is not malicious, as indeed his whole kind
bear a general and most cankered malice against those who have the
ordinary proportions of humanity—Grant, I say, that this were not a
malicious falsehood of his, why, what does it amount to?—That he has
mistaken squibs and Chinese crackers for arms! He says not he himself
touched or handled them; and judging by the sight alone, I question if the
infirm old creature, when any whim or preconception hath possession of his
noddle, can distinguish betwixt a blunderbuss and a black-pudding.”</p>
<p>The horrible clamour which the dwarf made so soon as he heard this
disparagement of his military skill—the haste with which he
blundered out a detail of this warlike experiences—and the absurd
grimaces which he made in order to enforce his story, provoked not only
the risibility of Charles, but even of the statesmen around him, and added
absurdity to the motley complexion of the scene. The King terminated this
dispute, by commanding the dwarf to withdraw.</p>
<p>A more regular discussion of his evidence was then resumed, and Ormond was
the first who pointed out, that it went farther than had been noticed,
since the little man had mentioned a certain extraordinary and treasonable
conversation held by the Duke’s dependents, by whom he had been conveyed
to the palace.</p>
<p>“I am sure not to lack my lord of Ormond’s good word,” said the Duke
scornfully; “but I defy him alike, and all my other enemies, and shall
find it easy to show that this alleged conspiracy, if any grounds for it
at all exist, in a mere sham-plot, got up to turn the odium justly
attached to the Papists upon the Protestants. Here is a half-hanged
creature, who, on the very day he escapes from the gallows, which many
believe was his most deserved destiny, comes to take away the reputation
of a Protestant Peer—and on what?—on the treasonable
conversation of three or four German fiddlers, heard through the
sound-holes of a violoncello, and that, too, when the creature was incased
in it, and mounted on a man’s shoulders! The urchin, too, in repeating
their language, shows he understands German as little as my horse does;
and if he did rightly hear, truly comprehend, and accurately report what
they said, still, is my honour to be touched by the language held by such
persons as these are, with whom I have never communicated, otherwise than
men of my rank do with those of their calling and capacity?—Pardon
me, sire, if I presume to say, that the profound statesmen who endeavoured
to stifle the Popish conspiracy by the pretended Meal-tub Plot, will take
little more credit by their figments about fiddles and concertos.”</p>
<p>The assistant counsellors looked at each other; and Charles turned on his
heel, and walked through the room with long steps.</p>
<p>At this period the Peverils, father and son, were announced to have
reached the palace, and were ordered into the royal presence.</p>
<p>These gentlemen had received the royal mandate at a moment of great
interest. After being dismissed from their confinement by the elder
Bridgenorth, in the manner and upon the terms which the reader must have
gathered from the conversation of the latter with Christian, they reached
the lodgings of Lady Peveril, who awaited them with joy, mingled with
terror and uncertainty. The news of the acquittal had reached her by the
exertions of the faithful Lance Outram, but her mind had been since
harassed by the long delay of their appearance, and rumours of
disturbances which had taken place in Fleet Street and in the Strand.</p>
<p>When the first rapturous meeting was over, Lady Peveril, with an anxious
look towards her son, as if recommending caution, said she was now about
to present to him the daughter of an old friend, whom he had <i>never</i>
(there was an emphasis on the word) seen before. “This young lady,” she
continued, “was the only child of Colonel Mitford, in North Wales, who had
sent her to remain under her guardianship for an interval, finding himself
unequal to attempt the task of her education.”</p>
<p>“Ay, ay,” said Sir Geoffrey, “Dick Mitford must be old now—beyond
the threescore and ten, I think. He was no chicken, though a cock of the
game, when he joined the Marquis of Hertford at Namptwich with two hundred
wild Welshmen.—Before George, Julian, I love that girl as if she was
my own flesh and blood! Lady Peveril would never have got through this
work without her; and Dick Mitford sent me a thousand pieces, too, in
excellent time, when there was scarce a cross to keep the devil from
dancing in our pockets, much more for these law-doings. I used it without
scruple, for there is wood ready to be cut at Martindale when we get down
there, and Dick Mitford knows I would have done the like for him. Strange
that he should have been the only one of my friends to reflect I might
want a few pieces.”</p>
<p>Whilst Sir Geoffrey thus run on, the meeting betwixt Alice and Julian
Peveril was accomplished, without any particular notice on his side,
except to say, “Kiss her, Julian—kiss her. What the devil! is that
the way you learned to accost a lady at the Isle of Man, as if her lips
were a red-hot horseshoe?—And do not you be offended, my pretty one;
Julian is naturally bashful, and has been bred by an old lady, but you
will find him, by-and-by, as gallant as thou hast found me, my princess.—And
now, Dame Peveril, to dinner, to dinner! the old fox must have his
belly-timber, though the hounds have been after him the whole day.”</p>
<p>Lance, whose joyous congratulations were next to be undergone, had the
consideration to cut them short, in order to provide a plain but hearty
meal from the next cook’s shop, at which Julian sat, like one enchanted,
betwixt his mistress and his mother. He easily conceived that the last was
the confidential friend to whom Bridgenorth had finally committed the
charge of his daughter, and his only anxiety now was, to anticipate the
confusion that was likely to arise when her real parentage was made known
to his father. Wisely, however, he suffered not these anticipations to
interfere with the delight of his present situation, in the course of
which many slight but delightful tokens of recognition were exchanged,
without censure, under the eye of Lady Peveril, under cover of the
boisterous mirth of the old Baronet, who spoke for two, ate for four, and
drank wine for half-a-dozen. His progress in the latter exercise might
have proceeded rather too far, had he not been interrupted by a gentleman
bearing the King’s orders, that he should instantly attend upon the
presence at Whitehall, and bring his son along with him.</p>
<p>Lady Peveril was alarmed, and Alice grew pale with sympathetic anxiety;
but the old Knight, who never saw more than what lay straight before him,
set it down to the King’s hasty anxiety to congratulate him on his escape;
an interest on his Majesty’s part which he considered by no means
extravagant, conscious that it was reciprocal on his own side. It came
upon him, indeed, with the more joyful surprise that he had received a
previous hint, ere he left the court of justice, that it would be prudent
in him to go down to Martindale before presenting himself at Court—a
restriction which he supposed as repugnant to his Majesty’s feelings as it
was to his own.</p>
<p>While he consulted with Lance Outram about cleaning his buff-belt and
sword-hilt, as well as time admitted, Lady Peveril had the means to give
Julian more distinct information, that Alice was under her protection by
her father’s authority, and with his consent to their union, if it could
be accomplished. She added that it was her determination to employ the
mediation of the Countess of Derby, to overcome the obstacles which might
be foreseen on the part of Sir Geoffrey.</p>
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