<h2> CHAPTER XXI </h2>
<p>In these distracted times, when each man dreads<br/>
The bloody stratagems of busy hands.<br/>
—OTWAY.<br/></p>
<p>At the door of the Cat and Fiddle, Julian received the usual attention
paid to the customers of an inferior house of entertainment. His horse was
carried by a ragged lad, who acted as hostler, into a paltry stable;
where, however, the nag was tolerably supplied with food and litter.</p>
<p>Having seen the animal on which his comfort, perhaps his safety, depended,
properly provided for, Peveril entered the kitchen, which indeed was also
the parlour and hall of the little hostelry, to try what refreshment he
could obtain for himself. Much to his satisfaction, he found there was
only one guest in the house besides himself; but he was less pleased when
he found that he must either go without dinner, or share with that single
guest the only provisions which chanced to be in the house, namely, a dish
of trouts and eels, which their host, the miller, had brought in from his
mill-stream.</p>
<p>At the particular request of Julian, the landlady undertook to add a
substantial dish of eggs and bacon, which perhaps she would not have
undertaken for, had not the sharp eye of Peveril discovered the flitch
hanging in its smoky retreat, when, as its presence could not be denied,
the hostess was compelled to bring it forward as a part of her supplies.</p>
<p>She was a buxom dame about thirty, whose comely and cheerful countenance
did honour to the choice of the jolly miller, her loving mate; and was now
stationed under the shade of an old-fashioned huge projecting chimney,
within which it was her province to “work i’ the fire,” and provide for
the wearied wayfaring man, the good things which were to send him
rejoicing on his course. Although, at first, the honest woman seemed
little disposed to give herself much additional trouble on Julian’s
account, yet the good looks, handsome figure, and easy civility of her new
guest, soon bespoke the principal part of her attention; and while busy in
his service, she regarded him, from time to time, with looks, where
something like pity mingled with complacency. The rich smoke of the
rasher, and the eggs with which it was flanked, already spread itself
through the apartment; and the hissing of these savoury viands bore chorus
to the simmering of the pan, in which the fish were undergoing a slower
decoction. The table was covered with a clean huck-aback napkin, and all
was in preparation for the meal, which Julian began to expect with a good
deal of impatience, when the companion, who was destined to share it with
him, entered the apartment.</p>
<p>At the first glance Julian recognised, to his surprise, the same
indifferently dressed, thin-looking person, who, during the first bargain
which he had made with Bridlesley, had officiously interfered with his
advice and opinion. Displeased at having the company of any stranger
forced upon him, Peveril was still less satisfied to find one who might
make some claim of acquaintance with him, however slender, since the
circumstances in which he stood compelled him to be as reserved as
possible. He therefore turned his back upon his destined messmate, and
pretended to amuse himself by looking out of the window, determined to
avoid all intercourse until it should be inevitably forced upon him.</p>
<p>In the meanwhile, the other stranger went straight up to the landlady,
where she toiled on household cares intent, and demanded of her, what she
meant by preparing bacon and eggs, when he had positively charged her to
get nothing ready but the fish.</p>
<p>The good woman, important as every cook in the discharge of her duty,
deigned not for some time so much as to acknowledge that she heard the
reproof of her guest; and when she did so, it was only to repel it in a
magisterial and authoritative tone.—“If he did not like bacon—(bacon
from their own hutch, well fed on pease and bran)—if he did not like
bacon and eggs—(new-laid eggs, which she had brought in from the
hen-roost with her own hands)—why so put case—it was the worse
for his honour, and the better for those who did.”</p>
<p>“The better for those who like them?” answered the guest; “that is as much
as to say I am to have a companion, good woman.”</p>
<p>“Do not good woman me, sir,” replied the miller’s wife, “till I call you
good man; and, I promise you, many would scruple to do that to one who
does not love eggs and bacon of a Friday.”</p>
<p>“Nay, my good lady,” said her guest, “do not fix any misconstruction upon
me—I dare say the eggs and the bacon are excellent; only they are
rather a dish too heavy for my stomach.”</p>
<p>“Ay, or your conscience perhaps, sir,” answered the hostess. “And now, I
bethink me, you must needs have your fish fried with oil, instead of the
good drippings I was going to put to them. I would I could spell the
meaning of all this now; but I warrant John Bigstaff, the constable, could
conjure something out of it.”</p>
<p>There was a pause here; but Julian, somewhat alarmed at the tone which the
conversation assumed, became interested in watching the dumb show which
succeeded. By bringing his head a little towards the left, but without
turning round, or quitting the projecting latticed window where he had
taken his station, he could observe that the stranger, secured, as he
seemed to think himself, from observation, had sidled close up to the
landlady, and, as he conceived, had put a piece of money into her hand.
The altered tone of the miller’s moiety corresponded very much with this
supposition.</p>
<p>“Nay, indeed, and forsooth,” she said, “her house was Liberty Hall; and so
should every publican’s be. What was it to her what gentlefolks ate or
drank, providing they paid for it honestly? There were many honest
gentlemen, whose stomachs could not abide bacon, grease, or dripping,
especially on a Friday; and what was that to her, or any one in her line,
so gentlefolks paid honestly for the trouble? Only, she would say, that
her bacon and eggs could not be mended betwixt this and Liverpool, and
that she would live and die upon.”</p>
<p>“I shall hardly dispute it,” said the stranger; and turning towards
Julian, he added, “I wish this gentleman, who I suppose is my
trencher-companion, much joy of the dainties which I cannot assist him in
consuming.”</p>
<p>“I assure you, sir,” answered Peveril, who now felt himself compelled to
turn about, and reply with civility, “that it was with difficulty I could
prevail on my landlady to add my cover to yours, though she seems now such
a zealot for the consumption of eggs and bacon.”</p>
<p>“I am zealous for nothing,” said the landlady, “save that men would eat
their victuals, and pay their score; and if there be enough in one dish to
serve two guests, I see little purpose in dressing them two; however, they
are ready now, and done to a nicety.—Here, Alice! Alice!”</p>
<p>The sound of that well-known name made Julian start; but the Alice who
replied to the call ill resembled the vision which his imagination
connected with the accents, being a dowdy slipshod wench, the drudge of
the low inn which afforded him shelter. She assisted her mistress in
putting on the table the dishes which the latter had prepared; and a
foaming jug of home-brewed ale being placed betwixt them, was warranted by
Dame Whitecraft as excellent; “for,” said she, “we know by practice that
too much water drowns the miller, and we spare it on our malt as we would
in our mill-dam.”</p>
<p>“I drink to your health in it, dame,” said the elder stranger; “and a cup
of thanks for these excellent fish; and to the drowning of all unkindness
between us.”</p>
<p>“I thank you, sir,” said the dame, “and wish you the like; but I dare not
pledge you, for our Gaffer says that ale is brewed too strong for women;
so I only drink a glass of canary at a time with a gossip, or any
gentleman guest that is so minded.”</p>
<p>“You shall drink one with me, then, dame,” said Peveril, “so you will let
me have a flagon.”</p>
<p>“That you shall, sir, and as good as ever was broached; but I must to the
mill, to get the key from the goodman.”</p>
<p>So saying, and tucking her clean gown through the pocket-holes, that her
steps might be the more alert, and her dress escape dust, off she tripped
to the mill, which lay close adjoining.</p>
<p>“A dainty dame, and dangerous, is the miller’s wife,” said the stranger,
looking at Peveril. “Is not that old Chaucer’s phrase?”</p>
<p>“I—I believe so,” said Peveril, not much read in Chaucer, who was
then even more neglected than at present; and much surprised at a literary
quotation from one of the mean appearance exhibited by the person before
him.</p>
<p>“Yes,” answered the stranger, “I see that you, like other young gentlemen
of the time, are better acquainted with Cowley and Waller, than with the
‘well of English undefiled.’ I cannot help differing. There are touches of
nature about the old bard of Woodstock, that, to me, are worth all the
turns of laborious wit in Cowley, and all the ornate and artificial
simplicity of his courtly competitor. The description, for instance, of
his country coquette—</p>
<p>‘Wincing she was, as is a wanton colt,<br/>
Sweet as a flower, and upright as a bolt.’<br/></p>
<p>Then, again, for pathos, where will you mend the dying scene of Arcite?</p>
<p>‘Alas, my heart’s queen! alas, my wife!<br/>
Giver at once, and ender of my life.<br/>
What is this world?—What axen men to have?<br/>
Now with his love—now in his cold grave<br/>
Alone, withouten other company.’<br/></p>
<p>But I tire you, sir; and do injustice to the poet, whom I remember but by
halves.”</p>
<p>“On the contrary, sir,” replied Peveril, “you make him more intelligible
to me in your recitation, than I have found him when I have tried to
peruse him myself.”</p>
<p>“You were only frightened by the antiquated spelling, and ‘the letters
black,’” said his companion. “It is many a scholar’s case, who mistakes a
nut, which he could crack with a little exertion, for a bullet, which he
must needs break his teeth on; but yours are better employed.—Shall
I offer you some of this fish?”</p>
<p>“Not so, sir,” replied Julian, willing to show himself a man of reading in
his turn; “I hold with old Caius, and profess to fear judgment, to fight
where I cannot choose, and to eat no fish.”</p>
<p>The stranger cast a startled look around him at this observation, which
Julian had thrown out, on purpose to ascertain, if possible, the quality
of his companion, whose present language was so different from the
character he had assumed at Bridlesley’s. His countenance, too, although
the features were of an ordinary, not to say mean cast, had that character
of intelligence which education gives to the most homely face; and his
manners were so easy and disembarrassed, as plainly showed a complete
acquaintance with society, as well as the habit of mingling with it in the
higher stages. The alarm which he had evidently shown at Peveril’s answer,
was but momentary; for he almost instantly replied, with a smile, “I
promise you, sir, that you are in no dangerous company; for
notwithstanding my fish dinner, I am much disposed to trifle with some of
your savoury mess, if you will indulge me so far.”</p>
<p>Peveril accordingly reinforced the stranger’s trencher with what remained
of the bacon and eggs, and saw him swallow a mouthful or two with apparent
relish; but presently after began to dally with his knife and fork, like
one whose appetite was satiated; and then took a long draught of the black
jack, and handed his platter to the large mastiff dog, who, attracted by
the smell of the dinner, had sat down before him for some time, licking
his chops, and following with his eye every morsel which the guest raised
to his head.</p>
<p>“Here, my poor fellow,” said he, “thou hast had no fish, and needest this
supernumerary trencher-load more than I do. I cannot withstand thy mute
supplication any longer.”</p>
<p>The dog answered these courtesies by a civil shake of the tail, while he
gobbled up what was assigned him by the stranger’s benevolence, in the
greater haste, that he heard his mistress’s voice at the door.</p>
<p>“Here is the canary, gentlemen,” said the landlady; “and the goodman has
set off the mill, to come to wait on you himself. He always does so, when
company drink wine.”</p>
<p>“That he may come in for the host’s, that is, for the lion’s share,” said
the stranger, looking at Peveril.</p>
<p>“The shot is mine,” said Julian; “and if mine host will share it, I will
willingly bestow another quart on him, and on you, sir. I never break old
customs.”</p>
<p>These sounds caught the ear of Gaffer Whitecraft, who had entered the
room, a strapping specimen of his robust trade, prepared to play the
civil, or the surly host, as his company should be acceptable or
otherwise. At Julian’s invitation, he doffed his dusty bonnet—brushed
from his sleeve the looser particles of his professional dust—and
sitting down on the end of a bench, about a yard from the table, filled a
glass of canary, and drank to his guests, and “especially to this noble
gentleman,” indicating Peveril, who had ordered the canary.</p>
<p>Julian returned the courtesy by drinking his health, and asking what news
were about in the country?</p>
<p>“Nought, sir, I hears on nought, except this Plot, as they call it, that
they are pursuing the Papishers about; but it brings water to my mill, as
the saying is. Between expresses hurrying hither and thither, and guards
and prisoners riding to and again, and the custom of the neighbours, that
come to speak over the news of an evening, nightly, I may say, instead of
once a week, why, the spigot is in use, gentlemen, and your land thrives;
and then I, serving as constable, and being a known Protestant, I have
tapped, I may venture to say, it may be ten stands of ale extraordinary,
besides a reasonable sale of wine for a country corner. Heaven make us
thankful, and keep all good Protestants from Plot and Popery.”</p>
<p>“I can easily conceive, my friend,” said Julian, “that curiosity is a
passion which runs naturally to the alehouse; and that anger, and
jealousy, and fear, are all of them thirsty passions, and great consumers
of home-brewed. But I am a perfect stranger in these parts; and I would
willingly learn, from a sensible man like you, a little of this same Plot,
of which men speak so much, and appear to know so little.”</p>
<p>“Learn a little of it?—Why, it is the most horrible—the most
damnable, bloodthirsty beast of a Plot—But hold, hold, my good
master; I hope, in the first place, you believe there is a Plot; for,
otherwise, the Justice must have a word with you, as sure as my name is
John Whitecraft.”</p>
<p>“It shall not need,” said Peveril; “for I assure you, mine host, I believe
in the Plot as freely and fully as a man can believe in anything he cannot
understand.”</p>
<p>“God forbid that anybody should pretend to understand it,” said the
implicit constable; “for his worship the Justice says it is a mile beyond
him; and he be as deep as most of them. But men may believe, though they
do not understand; and that is what the Romanists say themselves. But this
I am sure of, it makes a rare stirring time for justices, and witnesses,
and constables.—So here’s to your health again, gentlemen, in a cup
of neat canary.”</p>
<p>“Come, come, John Whitecraft,” said the wife, “do not you demean yourself
by naming witnesses along with justices and constables. All the world
knows how they come by their money.”</p>
<p>“Ay, but all the world knows that they <i>do</i> come by it, dame; and
that is a great comfort. They rustle in their canonical silks, and swagger
in their buff and scarlet, who but they?—Ay, ay, the cursed fox
thrives—and not so cursed neither. Is there not Doctor Titus Oates,
the saviour of the nation—does he not live at Whitehall, and eat off
plate, and have a pension of thousands a year, for what I know? and is he
not to be Bishop of Litchfield, so soon as Dr. Doddrum dies?”</p>
<p>“Then I hope Dr. Doddrum’s reverence will live these twenty years; and I
dare say I am the first that ever wished such a wish,” said the hostess.
“I do not understand these doings, not I; and if a hundred Jesuits came to
hold a consult at my house, as they did at the White Horse Tavern, I
should think it quite out of the line of business to bear witness against
them, provided they drank well, and paid their score.”</p>
<p>“Very true, dame,” said her elder guest; “that is what I call keeping a
good publican conscience; and so I will pay my score presently, and be
jogging on my way.”</p>
<p>Peveril, on his part, also demanded a reckoning, and discharged it so
liberally, that the miller flourished his hat as he bowed, and the hostess
courtesied down to the ground.</p>
<p>The horses of both guests were brought forth; and they mounted, in order
to depart in company. The host and hostess stood in the doorway, to see
them depart. The landlord proffered a stirrup-cup to the elder guest,
while the landlady offered Peveril a glass from her own peculiar bottle.
For this purpose, she mounted on the horse-block, with flask and glass in
hand; so that it was easy for the departing guest, although on horse-back,
to return the courtesy in the most approved manner, namely, by throwing
his arm over his landlady’s shoulder, and saluting her at parting.</p>
<p>Dame Whitecraft did not decline this familiarity; for there is no room for
traversing upon a horse-block, and the hands which might have served her
for resistance, were occupied with glass and bottle—matters too
precious to be thrown away in such a struggle. Apparently, however, she
had something else in her head; for as, after a brief affectation of
reluctance, she permitted Peveril’s face to approach hers, she whispered
in his ear, “Beware of trepans!”—an awful intimation, which, in
those days of distrust, suspicion, and treachery, was as effectual in
interdicting free and social intercourse, as the advertisement of
“man-traps and spring-guns,” to protect an orchard. Pressing her hand, in
intimation that he comprehended her hint, she shook his warmly in return,
and bade God speed him. There was a cloud on John Whitecraft’s brow; nor
did his final farewell sound half so cordial as that which had been spoken
within doors. But then Peveril reflected, that the same guest is not
always equally acceptable to landlord and landlady; and unconscious of
having done anything to excite the miller’s displeasure, he pursued his
journey without thinking farther of the matter.</p>
<p>Julian was a little surprised, and not altogether pleased, to find that
his new acquaintance held the same road with him. He had many reasons for
wishing to travel alone; and the hostess’s caution still rung in his ears.
If this man, possessed of so much shrewdness as his countenance and
conversation intimated, versatile, as he had occasion to remark, and
disguised beneath his condition, should prove, as was likely, to be a
concealed Jesuit or seminary-priest, travelling upon their great task of
the conversion of England, and rooting out of the Northern heresy,—a
more dangerous companion, for a person in his own circumstances, could
hardly be imagined; since keeping society with him might seem to authorise
whatever reports had been spread concerning the attachment of his family
to the Catholic cause. At the same time, it was very difficult, without
actual rudeness, to shake off the company of one who seemed so determined,
whether spoken to or not, to remain alongside of him.</p>
<p>Peveril tried the experiment of riding slow; but his companion, determined
not to drop him, slackened his pace, so as to keep close by him. Julian
then spurred his horse to a full trot; and was soon satisfied, that the
stranger, notwithstanding the meanness of his appearance, was so much
better mounted than himself, as to render vain any thought of outriding
him. He pulled up his horse to a more reasonable pace, therefore, in a
sort of despair. Upon his doing so, his companion, who had been hitherto
silent, observed, that Peveril was not so well qualified to try speed upon
the road, as he would have been had he abode by his first bargain of
horse-flesh that morning.</p>
<p>Peveril assented dryly, but observed, that the animal would serve his
immediate purpose, though he feared it would render him indifferent
company for a person better mounted.</p>
<p>“By no means,” answered his civil companion; “I am one of those who have
travelled so much, as to be accustomed to make my journey at any rate of
motion which may be most agreeable to my company.”</p>
<p>Peveril made no reply to this polite intimation, being too sincere to
tender the thanks which, in courtesy, were the proper answer.—A
second pause ensued, which was broken by Julian asking the stranger
whether their roads were likely to lie long together in the same
direction.</p>
<p>“I cannot tell,” said the stranger, smiling, “unless I knew which way you
were travelling.”</p>
<p>“I am uncertain how far I shall go to-night,” said Julian, willingly
misunderstanding the purport of the reply.</p>
<p>“And so am I,” replied the stranger; “but though my horse goes better than
yours, I think it will be wise to spare him; and in case our road
continues to lie the same way, we are likely to sup, as we have dined
together.”</p>
<p>Julian made no answer whatever to this round intimation, but continued to
ride on, turning, in his own mind, whether it would not be wisest to come
to a distinct understanding with his pertinacious attendant, and to
explain, in so many words, that it was his pleasure to travel alone. But,
besides that the sort of acquaintance which they had formed during dinner,
rendered him unwilling to be directly uncivil towards a person of
gentleman-like manners, he had also to consider that he might very
possibly be mistaken in this man’s character and purpose; in which case,
the cynically refusing the society of a sound Protestant, would afford as
pregnant matter of suspicion, as travelling in company with a disguised
Jesuit.</p>
<p>After brief reflection, therefore, he resolved to endure the encumbrance
of the stranger’s society, until a fair opportunity should occur to rid
himself of it; and, in the meantime, to act with as much caution as he
possibly could, in any communication that might take place between them;
for Dame Whitecraft’s parting caution still rang anxiously in his ears,
and the consequences of his own arrest upon suspicion, must deprive him of
every opportunity of serving his father, or the countess, or Major
Bridgenorth, upon whose interest, also, he had promised himself to keep an
eye.</p>
<p>While he revolved these things in his mind, they had journeyed several
miles without speaking; and now entered upon a more waste country, and
worse roads, than they had hitherto found, being, in fact, approaching the
more hilly district of Derbyshire. In travelling on a very stony and
uneven lane, Julian’s horse repeatedly stumbled; and, had he not been
supported by the rider’s judicious use of the bridle, must at length
certainly have fallen under him.</p>
<p>“These are times which crave wary riding, sir,” said his companion; “and
by your seat in the saddle, and your hand on the rein, you seem to
understand it to be so.”</p>
<p>“I have been long a horseman, sir,” answered Peveril.</p>
<p>“And long a traveller, too, sir, I should suppose; since by the great
caution you observe, you seem to think the human tongue requires a curb,
as well as the horse’s jaws.”</p>
<p>“Wiser men than I have been of opinion,” answered Peveril, “that it were a
part of prudence to be silent, when men have little or nothing to say.”</p>
<p>“I cannot approve of their opinion,” answered the stranger. “All knowledge
is gained by communication, either with the dead, through books, or, more
pleasingly, through the conversation of the living. The <i>deaf and dumb</i>,
alone, are excluded from improvement; and surely their situation is not so
enviable that we should imitate them.”</p>
<p>At this illustration, which awakened a startling echo in Peveril’s bosom,
the young man looked hard at his companion; but in the composed
countenance, and calm blue eye, he read no consciousness of a farther
meaning than the words immediately and directly implied. He paused a
moment, and then answered, “You seem to be a person, sir, of shrewd
apprehension; and I should have thought it might have occurred to you,
that in the present suspicious times, men may, without censure, avoid
communication with strangers. You know not me; and to me you are totally
unknown. There is not room for much discourse between us, without
trespassing on the general topics of the day, which carry in them seeds of
quarrel between friends, much more betwixt strangers. At any other time,
the society of an intelligent companion would have been most acceptable
upon my solitary ride; but at present——”</p>
<p>“At present!” said the other, interrupting him. “You are like the old
Romans, who held that <i>hostis</i> meant both a stranger and an enemy. I
will therefore be no longer a stranger. My name is Ganlesse—by
profession I am a Roman Catholic priest—I am travelling here in
dread of my life—and I am very glad to have you for a companion.”</p>
<p>“I thank you for the information with all my heart,” said Peveril; “and to
avail myself of it to the uttermost, I must beg you to ride forward, or
lag behind, or take a side-path, at your own pleasure; for as I am no
Catholic, and travel upon business of high concernment, I am exposed both
to risk and delay, and even to danger, by keeping such suspicious company.
And so, Master Ganlesse, keep your own pace, and I will keep the contrary;
for I beg leave to forbear your company.”</p>
<p>As Peveril spoke thus, he pulled up his horse, and made a full stop.</p>
<p>The stranger burst out a-laughing. “What!” he said, “you forbear my
company for a trifle of danger? Saint Anthony! How the warm blood of the
Cavaliers is chilled in the young men of the present day! This young
gallant, now, has a father, I warrant, who has endured as many adventures
for hunting priests, as a knight-errant for distressed damsels.”</p>
<p>“This raillery avails nothing, sir,” said Peveril. “I must request you
will keep your own way.”</p>
<p>“My way is yours,” said the pertinacious Master Ganlesse, as he called
himself; “and we will both travel the safer, that we journey in company. I
have the receipt of fern-seed, man, and walk invisible. Besides, you would
not have me quit you in this lane, where there is no turn to right or
left?”</p>
<p>Peveril moved on, desirous to avoid open violence—for which the
indifferent tone of the traveller, indeed, afforded no apt pretext—yet
highly disliking his company, and determined to take the first opportunity
to rid himself of it.</p>
<p>The stranger proceeded at the same pace with him, keeping cautiously on
his bridle hand, as if to secure that advantage in case of a struggle. But
his language did not intimate the least apprehension. “You do me wrong,”
he said to Peveril, “and you equally wrong yourself. You are uncertain
where to lodge to-night—trust to my guidance. Here is an ancient
hall, within four miles, with an old knightly Pantaloon for its lord—an
all-be-ruffed Dame Barbara for the lady gay—a Jesuit, in a butler’s
habit, to say grace—an old tale of Edgehill and Worster fights to
relish a cold venison pasty, and a flask of claret mantled with cobwebs—a
bed for you in the priest’s hiding-hole—and, for aught I know,
pretty Mistress Betty, the dairy-maid, to make it ready.”</p>
<p>“This has no charms for me, sir,” said Peveril, who, in spite of himself,
could not but be amused with the ready sketch which the stranger gave of
many an old mansion in Cheshire and Derbyshire, where the owners retained
the ancient faith of Rome.</p>
<p>“Well, I see I cannot charm you in this way,” continued his companion; “I
must strike another key. I am no longer Ganlesse, the seminary priest, but
(changing his tone, and snuffling in the nose) Simon Canter, a poor
preacher of the Word, who travels this way to call sinners to repentance;
and to strengthen, and to edify, and to fructify among the scattered
remnant who hold fast the truth.—What say you to this, sir?”</p>
<p>“I admire your versatility, sir, and could be entertained with it at
another time. At present sincerity is more in request.”</p>
<p>“Sincerity!” said the stranger;—“a child’s whistle, with but two
notes in it—yea, yea, and nay, nay. Why, man, the very Quakers have
renounced it, and have got in its stead a gallant recorder, called
Hypocrisy, that is somewhat like Sincerity in form, but of much greater
compass, and combines the whole gamut. Come, be ruled—be a disciple
of Simon Canter for the evening, and we will leave the old tumble-down
castle of the knight aforesaid, on the left hand, for a new brick-built
mansion, erected by an eminent salt-boiler from Namptwich, who expects the
said Simon to make a strong spiritual pickle for the preservation of a
soul somewhat corrupted by the evil communications of this wicked world.
What say you? He has two daughters—brighter eyes never beamed under
a pinched hood; and for myself, I think there is more fire in those who
live only to love and to devotion, than in your court beauties, whose
hearts are running on twenty follies besides. You know not the pleasure of
being conscience-keeper to a pretty precisian, who in one breath repeats
her foibles, and in the next confesses her passion. Perhaps, though, you
may have known such in your day? Come, sir, it grows too dark to see your
blushes; but I am sure they are burning on your cheek.”</p>
<p>“You take great freedom, sir,” said Peveril, as they now approached the
end of the lane, where it opened on a broad common; “and you seem rather
to count more on my forbearance, than you have room to do with safety. We
are now nearly free of the lane which has made us companions for this late
half hour. To avoid your farther company, I will take the turn to the
left, upon that common; and if you follow me, it shall be at your peril.
Observe, I am well armed; and you will fight at odds.”</p>
<p>“Not at odds,” returned the provoking stranger, “while I have my brown
jennet, with which I can ride round and round you at pleasure; and this
text, of a handful in length (showing a pistol which he drew from his
bosom), which discharges very convincing doctrine on the pressure of a
forefinger, and is apt to equalise all odds, as you call them, of youth
and strength. Let there be no strife between us, however—the moor
lies before us—choose your path on it—I take the other.”</p>
<p>“I wish you good night, sir,” said Peveril to the stranger. “I ask your
forgiveness, if I have misconstrued you in anything; but the times are
perilous, and a man’s life may depend on the society in which he travels.”</p>
<p>“True,” said the stranger; “but in your case, the danger is already
undergone, and you should seek to counteract it. You have travelled in my
company long enough to devise a handsome branch of the Popish Plot. How
will you look, when you see come forth, in comely folio form, The
Narrative of Simon Canter, otherwise called Richard Ganlesse, concerning
the horrid Popish Conspiracy for the Murder of the King, and Massacre of
all Protestants, as given on oath to the Honourable House of Commons;
setting forth, how far Julian Peveril, younger of Martindale Castle, is
concerned in carrying on the same——”</p>
<p>“How, sir? What mean you?” said Peveril, much startled.</p>
<p>“Nay, sir,” replied his companion, “do not interrupt my title-page. Now
that Oates and Bedloe have drawn the great prizes, the subordinate
discoverers get little but by the sale of their Narrative; and Janeway,
Newman, Simmons, and every bookseller of them, will tell you that the
title is half the narrative. Mine shall therefore set forth the various
schemes you have communicated to me, of landing ten thousand soldiers from
the Isle of Man upon the coast of Lancashire; and marching into Wales, to
join the ten thousand pilgrims who are to be shipped from Spain; and so
completing the destruction of the Protestant religion, and of the devoted
city of London. Truly, I think such a Narrative, well spiced with a few
horrors, and published <i>cum privilegio parliamenti</i>, might, though
the market be somewhat overstocked, be still worth some twenty or thirty
pieces.”</p>
<p>“You seem to know me, sir,” said Peveril; “and if so, I think I may fairly
ask you your purpose in thus bearing me company, and the meaning of all
this rhapsody. If it be mere banter, I can endure it within proper limit;
although it is uncivil on the part of a stranger. If you have any farther
purpose, speak it out; I am not to be trifled with.”</p>
<p>“Good, now,” said the stranger, laughing, “into what an unprofitable chafe
you have put yourself! An Italian <i>fuoruscito</i>, when he desires a
parley with you, takes aim from behind a wall, with his long gun, and
prefaces his conference with <i>Posso tirare</i>. So does your man-of-war
fire a gun across the bows of a Hansmogan Indiaman, just to bring her to;
and so do I show Master Julian Peveril, that, if I were one of the
honourable society of witnesses and informers, with whom his imagination
has associated me for these two hours past, he is as much within my danger
now, as what he is ever likely to be.” Then, suddenly changing his tone to
serious, which was in general ironical, he added, “Young man, when the
pestilence is diffused through the air of a city, it is in vain men would
avoid the disease, by seeking solitude, and shunning the company of their
fellow-sufferers.”</p>
<p>“In what, then, consists their safety?” said Peveril, willing to
ascertain, if possible, the drift of his companion’s purpose.</p>
<p>“In following the counsels of wise physicians;” such was the stranger’s
answer.</p>
<p>“And as such,” said Peveril, “you offer me your advice?”</p>
<p>“Pardon me, young man,” said the stranger haughtily, “I see no reason I
should do so.—I am not,” he added, in his former tone, “your fee’d
physician—I offer no advice—I only say it would be wise that
you sought it.”</p>
<p>“And from whom, or where, can I obtain it?” said Peveril. “I wander in
this country like one in a dream; so much a few months have changed it.
Men who formerly occupied themselves with their own affairs, are now
swallowed up in matters of state policy; and those tremble under the
apprehension of some strange and sudden convulsion of empire, who were
formerly only occupied by the fear of going to bed supperless. And to sum
up the matter, I meet a stranger apparently well acquainted with my name
and concerns, who first attaches himself to me, whether I will or no; and
then refuses me an explanation of his business, while he menaces me with
the strangest accusations.”</p>
<p>“Had I meant such infamy,” said the stranger, “believe me, I had not given
you the thread of my intrigue. But be wise, and come one with me. There
is, hard by, a small inn, where, if you can take a stranger’s warrant for
it, we shall sleep in perfect security.”</p>
<p>“Yet, you yourself,” said Peveril, “but now were anxious to avoid
observation; and in that case, how can you protect me?”</p>
<p>“Pshaw! I did but silence that tattling landlady, in the way in which such
people are most readily hushed; and for Topham, and his brace of night
owls, they must hawk at other and lesser game than I should prove.”</p>
<p>Peveril could not help admiring the easy and confident indifference with
which the stranger seemed to assume a superiority to all the circumstances
of danger around him; and after hastily considering the matter with
himself, came to the resolution to keep company with him for this night at
least; and to learn, if possible, who he really was, and to what party in
the estate he was attached. The boldness and freedom of his talk seemed
almost inconsistent with his following the perilous, though at that time
the gainful trade of an informer. No doubt, such persons assumed every
appearance which could insinuate them into the confidence of their
destined victims; but Julian thought he discovered in this man’s manner, a
wild and reckless frankness, which he could not but connect with the idea
of sincerity in the present case. He therefore answered, after a moment’s
recollection, “I embrace your proposal, sir; although, by doing so, I am
reposing a sudden, and perhaps an unwary, confidence.”</p>
<p>“And what am I, then, reposing in you?” said the stranger. “Is not our
confidence mutual?”</p>
<p>“No; much the contrary. I know nothing of you whatever—you have
named me; and, knowing me to be Julian Peveril, know you may travel with
me in perfect security.”</p>
<p>“The devil I do!” answered his companion. “I travel in the same security
as with a lighted petard, which I may expect to explode every moment. Are
you not the son of Peveril of the Peak, with whose name Prelacy and Popery
are so closely allied, that no old woman of either sex in Derbyshire
concludes her prayer without a petition to be freed from all three? And do
you not come from the Popish Countess of Derby, bringing, for aught I
know, a whole army of Manxmen in your pocket, with full complement of
arms, ammunition, baggage, and a train of field artillery?”</p>
<p>“It is not very likely I should be so poorly mounted,” said Julian,
laughing, “if I had such a weight to carry. But lead on, sir. I see I must
wait for your confidence, till you think proper to confer it; for you are
already so well acquainted with my affairs, that I have nothing to offer
you in exchange for it.”</p>
<p>“<i>Allons</i>, then,” said his companion; “give your horse the spur, and
raise the curb rein, lest he measure the ground with his nose instead of
his paces. We are not now more than a furlong or two from the place of
entertainment.”</p>
<p>They mended their pace accordingly, and soon arrived at the small solitary
inn which the traveller had mentioned. When its light began to twinkle
before them, the stranger, as if recollecting something he had forgotten,
“By the way, you must have a name to pass by; for it may be ill travelling
under your own, as the fellow who keeps this house is an old Cromwellian.
What will you call yourself?—My name is—for the present—Ganlesse.”</p>
<p>“There is no occasion to assume a name at all,” answered Julian. “I do not
incline to use a borrowed one, especially as I may meet with some one who
knows my own.”</p>
<p>“I will call you Julian, then,” said Master Ganlesse; “for Peveril will
smell, in the nostrils of mine host, of idolatry, conspiracy, Smithfield
faggots, fish on Fridays, the murder of Sir Edmondsbury Godfrey, and the
fire of purgatory.”</p>
<p>As he spoke thus, they alighted under the great broad-branched oak tree,
that served to canopy the ale-bench, which, at an earlier hour, had
groaned under the weight of a frequent conclave of rustic politicians.
Ganlesse, as he dismounted, whistled in a particularly shrill note, and
was answered from within the house.</p>
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