<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXV" id="CHAPTER_XXV">CHAPTER XXV.</SPAN></h2>
<p class="caption3nb">AT THE GARDEN PARTY.</p>
<p>The morning dew was not off from the lilacs and
the sweet calamus in the garden when the birds began
to come to the party.</p>
<p>They came in pairs, and in groups, and in whole
families. They were turning their heads this way and
that, whispering and chatting and showing off their
new spring suits, and looking shyly at the different
kinds of food, like people at a picnic.</p>
<p>"Good morning," said old Mrs. Goldfinch to Mrs.
Hummer. "I see you have a son almost as large as
yourself. I do not understand how that can be so early
in the season."</p>
<p>"Oh, I am very proud of my son," remarked Mrs.
Hummer. "I have a daughter almost as large as my
son. They are both very much like their father. I
had good luck in raising them. It stormed once right
into the nest, when they were very small and weak,
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but I kept mending the cradle as well as I could with
thread which I bought of Mrs. Spider. I brought both
of my children to the party with me."</p>
<p>"Oh, I never take my children to a party," said Mrs.
Goldfinch. "I leave them with their nurse."</p>
<p>Mrs. Goldfinch said this with a haughty air, which
quite amused Mrs. Hummer. She knew very well that
Mrs. Goldfinch kept no nurse, but took care of her
children herself night and day. "Very likely the cats
will get them to-day," Mrs. Hummer was thinking.</p>
<p>"Good morning," said Mrs. Warbler to Mrs. Cliff
Swallow. "I did not know you had returned. Have
you come to stay with us now?"</p>
<p>"Oh, yes; I have come to stay," answered Mrs. Cliff
Swallow. "We have taken rooms under the barn
eaves. We are just making a cradle for the young
ones we hope to have by and by. We have had a
hard time to get all the mud we wanted, and thought
we should be obliged to give up nest-making for this
year. There was a nice puddle in the road where we
were at work; you know we like road mud best, because
it is so fine and sticky. When school let out, the small
boys threw stones at us, hoping to hit some of us, I suppose,
and so we had to go down to the river to get our
mud, and that wasn't half so good as the road mud."</p>
<p>"That is too bad," said Mrs. Warbler.</p>
<p>Mrs. Cliff Swallow went on to say, "We have just
heard such a slander about our family. Mrs. Owl told
us. She overheard it outside of a window in the evening.
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Somebody has started the story that we swallows
have fleas and other vermin in our nests, and on
that account we ought not to be allowed to build around
houses and barns. It is a dreadful story, and so false.
I wonder how it started. I felt almost too ashamed to
come to the party."</p>
<p>"Too bad; too bad," said Mrs. Warbler again. "I
would not pay any attention to it. Folks will say
unkind things about us all, if they happen to find just
one of us in mischief. Of course all birds do have a
few little mites or fleas in their houses, and they can't
help that, any more than those great human people can
help having house-flies and mosquitoes about them
where they live.</p>
<p>"Now some folks think I pick holes in the window
screens, just because I love to run over them, up and
down and all around, after the flies. To be sure, I do
stick my toes through the meshes to hold myself on,
but what of that? I love to peep through the window
at people eating breakfast in the morning when the
flies are stiff with cold on the outside. I can catch my
game easily then."</p>
<p>Just then the new birds came along, and all the rest
stood in a row to be introduced by Mrs. Mocker.
"Mr. and Mrs. Bush-tit," she said, "let me present
you to all of your neighbors."</p>
<p>The strangers shook hands all around, and then the
birds fell to asking Mr. and Mrs. Bush-tit questions
in true Yankee style.</p>
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<div class="fig_caption"><span class="smcap">California Bush-tit and Nest.</span></div>
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<p>"Yes," they answered, "we are going to stay all this
season. We are making a cradle in the eucalyptus
house, which we have rented."</p>
<p>"Oh, I saw your cradle," said Mrs. Towhee; "it is
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such a queer one. It looks just like a bag with a little
round hole in one side no bigger than a good-sized
blackberry. What makes you build such a queer cradle
as that?"</p>
<p>"That is the kind of a cradle all our family make.
The little ones have to stay in until we boost them out,
or until they are strong enough to climb out. It is
very safe and warm. It is strong, too. We would
not think of making such a cradle as you do, Mrs.
Towhee. We felt very sorry one day when we found
one of your babies dead on the ground, where it had
fallen out of the nest when it was too weak to fly."</p>
<p>"Well, we are glad to see you, anyway," said Mrs.
Towhee, wiping the tears out of her eyes. "Now make
yourselves at home, and let your little Tits come over
and play with our little Towhees."</p>
<p>Mr. and Mrs. Bush-tit bowed politely, and then
along came Mr. Bluebird. "Why, how do you do?"
he said. "What brought you here? I thought you
lived up in the mountain with the other Bush-tits."</p>
<p>"What brought you here?" they answered, laughing
in the sweetest way. And then they agreed that our
yard is a very nice place, and they thought they would
"bring their friends" often and picnic.</p>
<p>"We never have rented a house in this street," said
Mr. Bluebird, "but we may do so some day. Do you
think it would be safe to try to raise a family so near
those great people?"</p>
<p>"We think so," said Mrs. Bush-tit, "but you ought
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to see them stand and stare at us. A big, kind-faced
boy comes every day and writes in a note-book, looking
straight into our house. Once he climbed up on a
ladder and examined it. We were very much afraid,
but he did us no harm. His eye was so blue and clear
we could see ourselves in it. It looked just as if he
couldn't hurt a bird.</p>
<p>"Then one day a lady came with the boy, and they
both watched us and tried to make pictures of us, but
we wouldn't keep still long enough. The lady is that
boy's mother, and we heard her say, 'We'll tame these
bush-tits some day, Jo, just as we did the humming-birds,
and then we will write all about them for
children to read.'"</p>
<p>Then Mr. Bluebird said, "Isn't it strange what queer
things people do write about us? Sometimes they are
right, and sometimes they are wrong. I wish some
bird author would write a book about men and women
and their queer ways. Wouldn't it be interesting?"</p>
<p>Then Madam Bush-tit laughed a merry little giggle
that made Mr. Mocker look up in surprise, and he ran
it over in an undertone before he should forget it.</p>
<p>Just then a yellow-breasted meadow lark carolled
his sweet ditty on the tip-top of a pine tree. All the
birds flew to welcome him to the garden party, coaxing
him to stay and offering him lemonade from the cup of
an orange blossom. They all loved Mr. Meadow Lark.</p>
<p>"No, thank you," he said; "I must be off. I love
the fields better than the door-yards, and the violets
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and the cream-cups look out for my drink. I just came
a minute to say good morning."</p>
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<div class="fig_caption"><span class="smcap">Meadow Lark.</span></div>
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<p>A whole flock of wax-wings took possession of a
pepper tree and began to throw the seeds down on the
heads of the birds beneath. "Oh, excuse us," they
said, "we are tourists, and this yard looked so inviting
we stopped for a few moments. How much do you ask
a dozen for these pepper berries? We do not have any
in our country. They are good eating, we find, when
one has learned how to manage them. You ought not
to charge us a great price, for they are almost all seed.
How much do you ask?"</p>
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<p>All the birds laughed, and then Mr. Mocker imitated
the wax-wings, calling out in a saucy tone, "How
much do you ask? How much do you ask?" The
wax-wings were offended and flew away, the bit of red
wax on the tip of their wing feathers showing very
plainly in the sunshine.</p>
<p>"As if we ever charge anybody anything for what
they eat," said Mr. Warbler. "I'm hungry myself."
Then Mrs. Towhee, who had really gotten up the
garden party, called them to dinner.</p>
<p>All the birds helped themselves. The hummers
dipped away down into the honey-pot of a morning-glory,
and the towhees and mockers ate worms and
crickets in the damp grass; the warblers snatched gnats
on the wing, and the bush-tits ran up and down on the
tree boughs, in search of bugs so small nobody else
could see them. Each bird took the sort of food it
liked best, drinking at the hydrant and breaking the
bottles of the raspberry vines.</p>
<p>Suddenly along came Mr. Butcher-bird. "Go away,
go away," all the birds cried. "Nobody invited you
to our garden party."</p>
<p>"But I am here," said Mr. Butcher, in an impudent
manner. "I should like to have a taste of that fat
young hummer."</p>
<p>Mrs. Hummer screamed, and down swooped the
butcher. Everybody thought he was going to make a
meal of the baby, when he surprised them by grabbing
up a great Jerusalem cricket and darting off with it.</p>
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<p>Mr. Butcher-bird thought it was a good joke, and he
laughed loudly from the peach tree. But the birds
were so scared that they all flew away, and so the
garden party broke up.</p>
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