<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXIII" id="CHAPTER_XXIII">CHAPTER XXIII.</SPAN></h2>
<p class="caption3nb">GOING TO BED AND GETTING UP.</p>
<p>As we told you before, birds do not live in houses or
sleep in bedrooms; though in some parts of the country
they build their cradles in little bird-houses and boxes
or anything of the sort which you will give them. But
here we have never succeeded in making any of them
occupy a place which we have prepared for them,
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though we have made the prettiest little houses, and
nailed boxes in cosey places. The western race of the
house wren nests with us; so also does the bluebird.
But these birds have not become civilized and prefer to
stay in the mountains and far-off places.</p>
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<div class="fig_caption"><span class="smcap">Western Bluebird.</span></div>
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<p>Birds never call to one another to "Be sure to leave
the window up for fresh air," and they do not try to
get more than their share of the blankets, as some
children do. Each bird carries his bedding about on
his back, like a tramp, and he takes the first warm
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sheltered nook he can find for his bed. Some birds
appear to go to the same place to sleep every night.
We suppose they feel more at home in one spot, if they
have not been molested there. When we find a particular
spot where we know the birds are in the habit
of sleeping or roosting, we are careful not to disturb
the bush or tree.</p>
<p>Some birds sleep with their heads all covered up
with the bed-clothes, as if they were afraid, like foolish
children. Perhaps they like a warm night-cap,
though we do not see how they need one with such a
thick head of hair as they have. We call it "tucking
their heads under their wings."</p>
<p>It is a queer fashion to stand or squat on one foot
all night, instead of lying down like other people.
We suppose they use one foot at a time, so that the
other may be rested. You have noticed that anybody
who must stand for a long while usually favors one
limb or foot, holding it up a little at the knee joint,
and after a time changing to the other. Try it yourself
and see.</p>
<p>One very odd position in which some birds sleep is
upright on the bark of a tree trunk, clinging to the
wood with their toes, and propping themselves up with
their strong, pointed tail-tips, as the flickers and some
of their friends do.</p>
<p>Going-to-bed-time and getting-up-time are happy
hours with the birds. About sundown you will hear
them saying, "Just one more twitter," "One more
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worm, if you please," or, "One more flight to the
highest tree."</p>
<p>While you are watching them in the soft twilight,
there is a sudden hush and not a bird is in sight. If
you have not been paying close attention, with your
eyes wide open, it will be impossible for you to tell
what has become of the birds, they go to bed so quickly
and silently. Not a sound will break the stillness,
unless a merry mocking-bird wakes you out of your
sleep.</p>
<p>These mocking-birds sing to us all night long at
some parts of the year. You know these birds came
by their name because they deserve it. They mock or
mimic every bird they hear, including the hens and
turkeys. We have wondered why they do not talk as
well, but we have never known them to.</p>
<p>One mocker in our yard gives us the postman's
whistle every afternoon an hour before it is due.
Strangers rush to their gates, thinking their mail has
come, while the mocker laughs at them from the tip-top
branch of a eucalyptus tree, seventy or eighty feet
above them.</p>
<p>If you have just come to California, you are likely
to be waked up in the middle of the night by the sound
of your pet chickens peeping, or the turkeys crying as
if in distress, and you imagine all the fowls in the
coops are being carried off.</p>
<p>Perhaps you will snatch a broom or an apron and run
out quickly, sure of finding the marauder. From the
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top of his tree, safe out of your reach, that little rascal
of a mocker will "peep" again, and then you will understand
that it is only one of his jokes. Often they sing
beautiful songs by the hour, and we lie awake to hear,
laughing at the racket, or holding our breath to catch
the last note of some wonderful melody.</p>
<p>Besides the mocking-bird you may hear the owl,
though you cannot be quite sure that it is not the
mocker again. In the dusk, when it is just light
enough to see a little, you may catch a glimpse of the
"Poor Will," darting about for his supper among the
belated gnats and flies.</p>
<p>When this bird came to California he left off saying
"Whip Poor Will,"<SPAN name="FNanchor_21"></SPAN><SPAN href="#Footnote_21" class="fnanchor">[21]</SPAN> and so has but two notes. "Poor
Will" is not whipped in this beautiful land.</p>
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<p><SPAN name="Footnote_21"></SPAN><SPAN href="#FNanchor_21"><span class="label">[21]</span></SPAN> <i>Phaenoptilus nuttalli californicus.</i></p>
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<p>One will have to get up very early to see the fun
among the birds in the morning. A chirp in the twilight,
the breakfast bell ringing from the throat of the
first bird up, and then how astir are the trees and the
bushes, and the whole yard or field! It is impossible
for you to tell where the little songsters came from so
suddenly, just as it was impossible for you to tell
where they went to sleep the night before.</p>
<p>If there is a tub of water by the pump, the rim of it
will soon be covered by the birds; or, better still, if
there is a leaky hydrant, or a spring in the berry patch,
or a puddle in the orchard, there you will see what is
sure to make you laugh.</p>
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<p>The swishing and the diving and the twittering and
the dressing of the birds, and the flying particles of
water like a shower bath, are enough to make you glad
that there are birds alive.</p>
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<div class="fig_caption"><span class="smcap">Whip-poor-will</span></div>
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<p>Let lazy people lie in bed on a bright morning.
They will never know what fun they miss, even though
they may read about it. It is better to see a fine thing
for yourself than to depend upon what other people
have to say about it.</p>
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<p>By the time ordinary people are up, the birds will
have settled down to the business of the day. Their
dresses and coats are brushed, and their hats and bonnets
are on "straight."</p>
<p>The drip, drip, of the hydrant, or the babble of the
brook do not tell what they saw an hour ago. The
old sun, looking down steadily in your face, never
hints at sights that made him smile so out of the
corner of his eye when he first got up at call of the
birds.</p>
<p>It is a very odd thing that the birds have to wake
the sun every morning in California. Look about you
early and see how it is where you live.</p>
<p>"Get up, old Sun! get up, old Sun!" they all scream
at once, and they keep right on making as much noise
as they can, until the lazy old fellow is fairly out of
bed. Tell your friends, if they do not believe this,
that they and old Sol himself had better take to getting
up earlier in the morning.</p>
<p>That is a queer old proverb, "Early birds get the
worms." You have all heard it, and it tells the truth.</p>
<p>Did you ever see the ground all covered with tiny
little mounds of fresh earth in the morning when it is
damp? Angle-worms do not like the sunshine; they
will die if exposed to it. So they come up to the surface
of the ground in the night, while we and the sun
are asleep, just to get a bit of fresh air and to look
around the world. If they do not hurry back to their
home in the ground, they will get surprised by the
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"early birds," who help themselves to all the worms
they want.</p>
<p>That is a good proverb for the birds and the worms,
but it has another meaning for us all. "Early birds
get the worms" means "If you want to see pretty
things, and hear fine music, and have a good time, you
must get up early in the morning." So if you would
see all the bird-fun in your yard, you must be up and
out as soon as there is the least bit of light, or you will
be too late.</p>
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