<div class = "act"><SPAN name="actV_1">ACT the Fifth.</SPAN></div>
<div class = "scenedesc">Enter <span class = "charname">Miranda</span>,
<span class = "charname">Patch</span>, and <span class =
"charname">Scentwell</span>.</div>
<p><i>Miran.</i><br/>
<span class = "secondletter">W</span>ELL, <i>Patch</i>, I have done a
strange bold thing! my Fate is determin'd, and Expectation is no more.
Now to avoid the Impertinence and Roguery of an old Man, I have thrown
my self into the Extravagance of a young one; if he shou'd despise,
slight or use me ill, there's no Remedy from a Husband, but the Grave;
and that's a terrible Sanctuary to one of my Age and Constitution.</p>
<p><i>Patch.</i> O fear not, Madam, you'll find your account in Sir
<i>George Airy</i>; it is impossible a Man of Sense shou'd use a Woman
ill, indued with Beauty, Wit and Fortune. It must be the Lady's fault,
if she does not wear the unfashionable Name of Wife easie, when nothing
but Complaisance and good Humour is requisite on either side to make
them happy.</p>
<p><i>Miran.</i> I long till I am out of this House, lest any Accident
shou'd bring my <i>Guardian</i> back. <i>Scentwell</i>, put my best
Jewels into the little Casket, slip them, into thy Pocket, and let us
march off to Sir. <i>Jealous</i>'s.</p>
<p><i>Scentw.</i> It shall be done, Madam.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Exit <span class =
"charname">Scentwell</span>.</div>
<p><span class = "pagenum">59</span>
<span class = "folionum">I2</span>
<i>Patch.</i> Sir <i>George</i> will be impatient, Madam; if their Plot
succeeds, we shall be well receiv'd; if not, he will be able to protect
us. Besides, I long to know how my young Lady fares.</p>
<p><i>Miran.</i> Farewell, old <i>Mammon</i>, and thy detested Walls;
'twill be no more sweet Sir <i>Francis</i>, I shall be compell'd to the
odious Task of Dissembling no longer to get my own, and coax him with
the wheedling Names of my <i>Precious</i>, my <i>Dear</i>, dear
<i>Gardee</i>. Oh Heavens!</p>
<div class = "entrance">Enter Sir <span class =
"charname">Francis</span> behind.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> Ah, my sweet <i>Chargee</i>, don't be frighted.
<span class = "insetdir">(She starts.)</span> But thy poor <i>Gardee</i>
has been abused,
cheated, fool'd, betray'd, but no Body knows by whom.</p>
<p><i>Miran.</i> <span class = "insetdir">(Aside.)</span> Undone! past
Redemption.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> What won't you speak to me, <i>Chargee!</i></p>
<p><i>Miran.</i> I'm so surpriz'd with Joy to see you, I know not what
to say.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> Poor, dear Girl! But do'e know that my Son, or some
such Rogue, to rob or murder me, or both, contriv'd this Journey? For
upon the Road I met my Neighbour <i>Squeezum</i> well, and coming to
Town.</p>
<p><i>Miran.</i> Good lack, good lack! what Tricks are there in this
World!</p>
<div class = "entrance">Enter <span class = "charname">Scentwell</span>,
with a Diamond Necklace in her Hand; not seeing Sir <span class =
"charname">Francis</span>.</div>
<p><i>Scentw.</i> Madam, be pleas'd to tye this Neck-lace on; for I
can't get it into the—</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Seeing Sir <span class =
"charname">Francis</span>.</div>
<p><i>Miran.</i> The Wench is a Fool, I think! cou'd you not have
carry'd it to be mended, without putting it in the Box?</p>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> What's the matter?</p>
<p><i>Miran.</i> Only Dear'e, I bid her, I bid her— Your ill Usage
has put every thing out of my Head. But won't you go, <i>Gardee</i>, and
find out these Fellows, and have them punish'd! and, and—</p>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> Where shou'd I look them, Child? No I'll sit me down
contented with my Safety, nor stir out of my own Doors, till I go with
thee to a Parson.</p>
<p><span class = "pagenum">60</span>
<i>Miran.</i> <span class = "insetdir">(Aside.)</span> If he goes into
his Closet I am ruin'd.
Oh! bless me in this Fright, I had forgot Mrs. <i>Patch</i>.</p>
<p><i>Patch.</i> Ay, Madam, and I stay for your speedy Answer.</p>
<p><i>Miran.</i> <span class = "insetdir">(Aside.)</span> I must get him
out of the House. Now
assist me Fortune.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> Mrs. <i>Patch</i>, I profess I did not see you, how
dost thou do, Mrs. <i>Patch</i>; well don't you repent leaving my
<i>Chargee?</i></p>
<p><i>Patch.</i> Yes, every body must love her—but I came
now— Madam, what did I come for, my Invention is at the last
Ebb.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Aside to <span class =
"charname">Miranda</span>.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> Nay, never Whisper, tell me.</p>
<p><i>Miran.</i> She came, dear <i>Gardee</i> to invite me to her Lady's
Wedding, and you shall go with me <i>Gardee</i>, 'tis to be done this
Moment to a <i>Spanish</i> Merchant; Old Sir <i>Jealous</i> keeps on his
Humour, the first Minute he sees her, the next he marries her.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> Ha, ha, ha, I'd go if I thought the sight of
Matrimony wou'd tempt <i>Chargee</i> to perform her Promise: There was a
smile, there was a consenting Look with those pretty Twinklers, worth a
Million. Ods precious, I am happier than the Great <i>Mogul</i>, the
Emperour of <i>China</i>, or all the Potentates that are not in Wars.
Speak, confirm it, make me leap out of my Skin.</p>
<p><i>Miran.</i> When one has resolv'd, 'tis in vain to stand shall I,
shall I, if ever I marry, positively this is my Wedding Day.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> Oh! happy, happy Man— Verily I will beget a
Son, the first Night shall disinherit that Dog, <i>Charles</i>. I have
Estate enough to purchase a Barony, and be the immortalizing the whole
Family of the Gripes.</p>
<p><i>Miran.</i> Come then <i>Gardee</i>, give me thy Hand, let's to
this House of <i>Hymen</i>.</p>
<div class = "verse">
My Choice is fix'd, let good or ill betide,</div>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i></p>
<div class = "verse">
The joyful Bridegroom, I</div>
<p><i>Miran.</i></p>
<div class = "verse">
And I the happy Bride.</div>
<div class = "stagedir">(Exeunt.</div>
<p><span class = "pagenum">61</span></p>
<div class = "entrance">Enter Sir <span class =
"charname">Jealous</span> meeting a Servant.</div>
<p><i>Serv.</i> Sir, here's a couple of Gentlemen enquire for you; one
of 'em calls himself <i>Seignor Diego Babinetto</i>.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Ha! <i>Seignor Babinetto!</i> Admit 'em
instantly— Joyful Minute; I'll have my Daughter marry'd to
Night.</p>
<div class = "entrance">Enter <span class = "charname">Charles</span> in
<span class = "charname">Spanish</span> Habit, with Sir <span class =
"charname">George</span> drest like a Merchant.</div>
<p><i>Sir </i>Jeal.<i> Senior, beso Las Manos vuestra merced es muy
bien venido en esta tierra.</i></p>
<p>Char. <i>Senhor, soy muy humilde, y muy obligado Cryado de vuestra
merced: Mi Padre Embia a vuestra merced, los mas profondos de sus
respetos; y a Commissionado este Mercadel Ingles, de concluyr un
negocio, que me Haze el mas dichoso hombre del mundo, Haziendo me su
yerno.</i></p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> I am glad on't, for I find I have lost much of my
<i>Spanish</i>. Sir, I am your most humble Servant. <i>Seignor Don Diego
Babinetto</i> has inform'd me that you are Commission'd by <i>Seignor
Don Pedro</i>, &c. his worthy Father.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> To see an Affair of Marriage Consummated between a
Daughter of yours, and <i>Seignor Diego Babinetto</i> his Son here.
True, Sir, such a Trust is repos'd in me as that Letter will inform you.
I hope 'twill pass upon him. <span class =
"insetdir">(Aside.)</span></p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Gives him a Letter.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Ay, 'tis his Hand.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Seems to read.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Good —— you have counterfeited to a
Nicety, <i>Charles.</i></p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Aside to <span class =
"charname">Charles</span>.</div>
<p><i>Char.</i> If the whole Plot succeeds as well, I'm happy.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Sir I find by this, that you are a Man of Honour and
Probity; I think, Sir, he calls you <i>Meanwell</i>.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo. Meanwell</i> is my Name, Sir.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> A very good Name, and very Significant.</p>
<p><i>Char.</i> Yes, Faith if he knew all.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Aside.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> For to Mean-well is to be honest, and to be honest
is the Virtue of a Friend, and a Friend is the Delight and Support of
Human Society.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> You shall find that I'll Discharge the part of a
Friend in what I have undertaken, Sir <i>Jealous</i>.</p>
<p><span class = "pagenum">62</span>
<i>Char.</i> But little does he think to whom.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Aside.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Therefore, Sir, I must intreat the Presence of your
fair Daughter, and the Assistance of your Chaplain; for <i>Seignor Don
Pedro</i> strictly enjoyn'd me to see the Marriage Rites perform'd as
soon as we should arrive, to avoid the Accidental Overtures of
<i>Venus</i>.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Overtures of <i>Venus!</i></p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Ay, Sir, that is, those little Hawking Females that
traverse the Park, and the Play-house to put off their damag'd
Ware—they fasten upon Foreigners like Leeches, and watch their
Arrival as carefully, as the <i>Kentish</i> Men do a Ship-wreck. I
warrant you they have heard of him already.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Nay, I know this Town swarms with them.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Ay, and then you know the <i>Spaniards</i> are
naturally Amorous, but very Constant, the first Face fixes 'em, and it
may be dangerous to let him ramble e'er he is tied.</p>
<p><i>Char.</i> Well hinted.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Aside.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Pat to my Purpose— Well, Sir, there is but one
thing more, and they shall be married instantly.</p>
<p><i>Char.</i> Pray Heaven, that one thing more don't spoil all.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Aside.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal. Don Pedro</i> writ me Word in his last but one,
that he design'd the Sum of Five Thousand Crowns by way of Joynture for
my Daughter; and that it shou'd be paid into my Hand upon the Day of
Marriage.</p>
<p><i>Char.</i> Oh! the Devil.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Aside.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> In order to lodge it in some of our Funds, in case
she should become a Widow, and return for <i>England</i>.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Pox on't, this is an unlucky Turn. What shall I
say?</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Aside.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> And he does not mention one Word of it in this
Letter.</p>
<p><i>Char.</i> I don't know how he should.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Aside.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Humph! True, Sir <i>Jealous</i>, he told me such a
Thing, but, but, but, but—he, he, he, he—he did not imagine
that you would insist upon the very Day, for, for, for, for Money you
know is dangerous returning by Sea, an, an, an, an—</p>
<p><span class = "pagenum">63</span>
<i>Char.</i> Zounds, say we have brought it in Commodities.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Aside to Sir <span class =
"charname">George</span>.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> And so Sir, he has sent it in Merchandize,
<i>Tobacco, Sugars, Spices, Limons</i>, and so
forth, which shall be turn'd into Money with all Expedition: In the mean
time, Sir, if you please to accept of my Bond for Performance.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> It is enough, Sir, I am so pleas'd with the
Countenance of <i>Seignor Diego</i>, and the Harmony of your Name, that
I'll take your Word, and will fetch my Daughter this Moment. Within
there <span class = "insetdir">(Enter Servant)</span> desire Mr.
<i>Tackum</i> my Neighbour's
Chaplain to walk hither.</p>
<p><i>Serv.</i> Yes, Sir.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Exit.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Gentlemen, I'll return in an Instant.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Exit.</div>
<p><i>Char.</i> Wondrous well. Let me embrace thee.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Egad that 5000 <i>l.</i> had like to have ruin'd the
Plot.</p>
<p><i>Char.</i> But that's over! And if Fortune throws no more Rubs in
our way.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Thou'lt carry the Prize—but hist, here he
comes.</p>
<div class = "entrance">Enter Sir <span class =
"charname">Jealous</span>, dragging in <span class =
"charname">Isabinda</span>.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Come along, you stubborn Baggage you, come
along.</p>
<p><i>Isab.</i></p>
<div class = "verse">
Oh hear me, Sir! hear me but speak one Word,<br/>
Do not destroy my everlasting Peace;<br/>
My Soul abhors this <i>Spaniard</i> you have chose<br/>
Nor can I wed him without being curst.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> How's that!</p>
<p><i>Isab.</i></p>
<div class = "verse">
Let this Posture move your tender Nature. <span class =
"insetdir">(Kneels.</span><br/>
For ever will I hang upon these Knees;<br/>
Nor loose my Hands till you cut off my hold,<br/>
If you refuse to hear me, Sir.</div>
<p><i>Char.</i> Oh! that I cou'd discover my self to her.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Aside.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Have a care what you do. You had better trust to his
Obstinacy.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Aside.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Did you ever see such a perverse Slut: Off I say Mr.
<i>Meanwell</i> pray help me a little.</p>
<p><span class = "pagenum">64</span>
Sir <i>Geo.</i> Rise, Madam, and do not disoblige your Father, who has
provided a Husband worthy of you, one that will Love you equal with his
Soul, and one that you will Love, when once you know him.</p>
<p><i>Isab.</i> Oh! never, never. Cou'd I suspect that Falshood in my
Heart, I wou'd this Moment tear it from my Breast, and streight present
him with the Treacherous Part.</p>
<p><i>Char.</i> Oh! my charming faithful Dear.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Aside.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Falshood! why, who the Devil are you in Love with?
Ha! Don't provoke me, for by St. <i>Jago</i> I shall beat you,
Housewife.</p>
<p><i>Char.</i> Heaven forbid; for I shall infallibly discover my self
if he should.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Aside.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Have Patience, Madam! and look at him: Why will you
prepossess your self against a Man that is Master of all the Charms you
would desire in a Husband?</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Ay, look at him, <i>Isabinda, Senior pase
vind adelante.</i></p>
<p><i>Char.</i> My Heart bleeds to see her grieve, whom I imagin'd would
with Joy receive me. <i>Seniora obligue me vuestra merced de
sumano.</i></p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> <span class = "insetdir">(Pulling up her
Head.)</span> Hold up your Head,
hold up your Head, Housewife, and look at him: Is there a properer,
handsomer, better shap'd Fellow in <i>England</i>, ye Jade you. Ha! see,
see the obstinate Baggage shuts her Eyes; by St. <i>Jago</i>, I have a
good Mind to beat 'em out.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Pushes her down.</div>
<p><i>Isab.</i></p>
<div class = "verse">
Do then, Sir, kill me, kill me instantly.<br/>
'Tis much the kinder Action of the Two,<br/>
For 'twill be worse than Death to wed him.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Sir <i>Jealous</i>, you are too passionate. Give me
leave, I'll try by gentle Words to work her to your Purpose.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> I pray do, Mr. <i>Meanwell</i>, I pray do; she'll
break my Heart. <span class = "insetdir">(weeps)</span> There is in
that, Jewels of the Value of
3000 <i>l.</i> which were her Mother's; and a Paper wherein I have
settled one half of my Estate upon her now, and the whole when I dye.
But provided she marries this Gentleman, else by St. <i>Jago</i>, I'll
turn her out of Doors to beg or starve. Tell her this, Mr.
<i>Meanwell</i>, pray do.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Walks off.</div>
<p><span class = "pagenum">65</span>
<span class = "folionum">K</span>
Sir <i>Geo.</i> Ha! this is beyond Expectation— Trust to me, Sir,
I'll lay the dangerous Consequence of disobeying you at this Juncture
before her, I warrant you.</p>
<p><i>Char.</i> A sudden Joy runs thro' my Heart like a propitious
Omen.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Aside.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Come, Madam, do not blindly cast your Life away just
in the Moment you would wish to have it.</p>
<p><i>Isab.</i> Pray cease your Trouble, Sir, I have no Wish but sudden
Death to free me from this hated <i>Spaniard</i>. If you are his Friend
inform him what I say; my Heart is given to another Youth, whom I love
with the same strength of Passion that I hate this <i>Diego</i>; with
whom, if I am forc'd to wed, my own Hand shall cut the Gordian Knot.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Suppose this <i>Spaniard</i> which you strive to shun
should be the very Man to whom you'd flye?</p>
<p><i>Isab.</i> Ha!</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Would you not blame your rash Result, and curse those
Eyes that would not look on <i>Charles</i>.</p>
<p><i>Isab.</i> On <i>Charles!</i> Oh you have inspir'd new Life, and
collected every wandring Sense. Where is he? Oh! let me flye into his
Arms.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Rises.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Hold, hold, hold, 'Zdeath, Madam, you'll ruin all,
your Father believes him to be <i>Seignor Barbinetto</i>. Compose your
self a little, pray Madam.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(He runs to Sir <span class =
"charname">Jealous</span>.</div>
<p><i>Char.</i> Her Eyes declare she knows me.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Aside.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> She begins to hear Reason, Sir, the fear of being
turn'd out of Doors has done it.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Runs back to <span class =
"charname">Isabinda</span>.</div>
<p><i>Isab.</i> 'Tis he, oh! my ravish'd Soul.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Take heed, Madam, you don't betray your self. Seem
with Reluctance to consent, or you are undone, <span class =
"insetdir">(runs to Sir <span class = "charname">Jealous</span>,)</span>
speak gently to her, Sir, I'm sure she'll yield, I see it in her
Face.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Well, <i>Isabinda</i>, can you refuse to bless a
Father, whose only Care is to make you happy, as Mr. <i>Meanwell</i> has
inform'd you. Come, wipe thy Eyes; nay, prithee do, or thou wilt break
thy Father's Heart; see thou bring'st the
<span class = "pagenum">66</span>
Tears in mine to think of thy undutiful Carriage to me.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Weeps.</div>
<p><i>Isab.</i> Oh! do not weep, Sir, your Tears are like a Ponyard to
my Soul; do with me what you please, I am all Obedience.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Ha! then thou art my Child agen.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> 'Tis done, and now Friend the Day's thy own.</p>
<p><i>Char.</i> The happiest of my Life, if nothing Intervene.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> And wilt thou love him?</p>
<p><i>Isab.</i> I will endeavour it, Sir.</p>
<div class = "entrance">Enter Servant.</div>
<p><i>Serv.</i> Sir, Here is Mr. <i>Tackum</i>.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Show him into the Parlour—<i>Senior tome vind
sueipora; cete Momenta les Junta les Manos.</i></p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Gives her to <span class =
"charname">Charles</span>.</div>
<p><i>Char.</i> Oh! transport—<i>Senior yo la recibo Como se deve
un Tesoro tan Grande.</i> Oh! my Joy, my Life, my Soul.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Embrace.</div>
<p><i>Isab.</i> My Faithful everlasting Comfort.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Now, Mr. <i>Meanwell</i> let's to the Parson,</p>
<div class = "verse">
Who, by his Art will join this Pair for Life,<br/>
Make me the happiest Father, her the happiest Wife.</div>
<div class = "stagedir">(Exit.</div>
<SPAN name="actV_2"> </SPAN>
<div class = "sceneplain"><span class = "sceneword">SCENE</span>
Changes to the Street before Sir <i>Jealous</i>'s Door.</div>
<div class = "scenedesc">Enter <span class = "charname">Marplot</span>,
Solus.</div>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> I have hunted all over the Town for <i>Charles</i>, but
can't find him; and by <i>Whisper</i>'s scouting at the End of the
Street, I suspect he must be in this House again. I'm inform'd too that
he has borrow'd a <i>Spanish</i> Habit out of the <i>Play-house</i>.
What can it mean?</p>
<span class = "pagenum">67</span>
<span class = "folionum">K2</span>
<div class = "entrance">Enter a Servant of Sir <span class =
"charname">Jealous</span>'s to him, out of the House.</div>
<p>Hark'e, Sir, do you belong to this House? </p>
<p><i>Serv.</i> Yes, Sir.</p>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> Pray can you tell if there be a Gentleman in it in
<i>Spanish</i> Habit?</p>
<p><i>Serv.</i> There is a <i>Spanish</i> Gentleman within, that is just
a going to marry my young Lady, Sir.</p>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> Are you sure he is a <i>Spanish</i> Gentleman?</p>
<p><i>Serv.</i> I'm sure he speaks no <i>English</i>, that I hear
of.</p>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> Then that can't be him I want; for 'tis an
<i>English</i> Gentleman, tho' I suppose he may be dress'd like a
<i>Spaniard</i>, that I enquire after.</p>
<p><i>Serv.</i> Ha! who knows but this may be an Impostor? I'll inform
my Master; for if he shou'd be impos'd upon, he'll beat us all round.
<span class = "insetdir">(Aside.)</span> Pray, come in, Sir, and see if
this be the Person you
enquire for.</p>
<SPAN name="actV_3"> </SPAN>
<div class = "sceneplain"><span class = "sceneword">SCENE</span> Changes
to <ins class = "correction" title = "so in original">the Inside the
House</ins>.</div>
<div class = "scenedesc">Enter <span class =
"charname">Marplot</span>.</div>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> So, this was a good Contrivance: If this be
<i>Charles</i>, now will he wonder how I found him out.</p>
<div class = "entrance">Enter Servant and <span class =
"charname">Jealous</span>.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> What is your earnest Business, Blockhead, that you
must speak with me before the Ceremony's past? Ha! who's this?</p>
<p><i>Serv.</i> Why this Gentleman, Sir, wants another Gentleman in
<i>Spanish</i> Habit, he says.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> In <i>Spanish</i> Habit! 'tis some Friend of
Seignior <i>Don Diego</i>'s, I warrant. Sir, I suppose you wou'd speak
with Seignior <i>Barbinetto</i>—</p>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> Hy-day! what the Devil does he say now!— Sir, I
don't understand you.</p>
<p><span class = "pagenum">68</span>
Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Don't you understand <i>Spanish</i>, Sir?</p>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> Not I indeed, Sir.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> I thought you had known Seignior
<i>Barbinetto</i>.</p>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> Not I, upon my word, Sir.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> What then you'd speak with his Friend, the
<i>English</i> Merchant, Mr. <i>Meanwell</i>.</p>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> Neither, Sir; not I.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Why who are you then, Sir? and what do you want?</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(In an angry Tone.</div>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> Nay, nothing at all, not I, Sir. Pox on him! I wish I
were out, he begins to exalt his Voice, I shall be beaten agen.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Nothing at all, Sir! Why then what Business have you
in my House? ha?</p>
<p><i>Serv.</i> You said you wanted a Gentleman in <i>Spanish</i>
Habit.</p>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> Why ay, but his Name is neither <i>Barbinetto</i> nor
<i>Meanwell</i>.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> What is his Name then, Sirrah, ha? Now I look at you
agen, I believe you are the Rogue threaten'd me with half a Dozen
<i>Mirmidons</i>— Speak, Sir, who is it you look for? or,
or—</p>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> A terrible old Dog!— Why, Sir, only an honest
young Fellow of my Acquaintance— I thought that here might be a
Ball, and that he might have been here in a Masquerade; 'tis
<i>Charles</i>, Sir <i>Francis Gripe</i>'s Son, because I know he us'd
to come hither sometimes.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Did he so?— Not that I know of, I'm sure. Pray
Heaven that this be Don <i>Diego</i>— If I shou'd be trick'd
now— Ha! my Heart misgives me plaguily—within there! stop
the Marriage— Run, Sirrah, call all my Servants! I'll be satisfy'd
that this is Seignior <i>Pedro</i>'s Son e're he has my Daughter.</p>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> Ha, Sir <i>George</i>, what have I done now ?</p>
<div class = "entrance">Enter Sir <span class = "charname">George</span>
with a drawn Sword between the Scenes.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Ha! <i>Marplot</i>, here— Oh the unlucky
Dog—what's the matter, Sir <i>Jealous?</i></p>
<p><span class = "pagenum">69</span>
Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Nay, I don't know the matter, Mr.<i>Meanwell</i>.</p>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> Upon my Soul, Sir <i>George</i>—</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Going up to Sir <span class =
"charname">Geo.</span></div>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Nay then, I'm betray'd, ruin'd, undone: Thieves,
Traytors, Rogues! <span class = "insetdir">(Offers to go in.)</span>
Stop the Marriage, I
say—</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> I say, go on Mr.<i>Tackum</i>— Nay, no Ent'ring
here, I guard this Passage, old Gentleman; the Act and Deed were both
your own, and I'll see 'em sign'd, or die for't.</p>
<div class = "entrance">Enter Servants.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> A pox on the Act and Deed!— Fall on, knock him
down.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Ay, come on, Scoundrils! I'll prick your Jackets for
you.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Z'ounds, Sirrah, I'll be Reveng'd on you.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Beats <span class =
"charname">Marplot</span>.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Ay, there your Vengeance is due; Ha, ha.</p>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> Why, what do you beat me for? I ha'nt marry'd your
Daughter.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Rascals! why don't you knock him down?</p>
<p><i>Serv.</i> We are afraid of his Sword, Sir; if you'll take that
from him, we'll knock him down presently.</p>
<div class = "entrance">Enter <span class = "charname">Charles</span>
and <span class = "charname">Isabinda</span>.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Seize her then.</p>
<p><i>Char.</i> Rascals, retire; she's my Wife, touch her if you dare,
I'll make Dogs meat of you.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Ah! downright <i>English</i>:— Oh, oh, oh,
oh!</p>
<div class = "entrance">Enter Sir <span class = "charname">Francis
Gripe</span>, <span class = "charname"><ins class = "correction"
title = "so in original">Mirand</ins></span>, <span class =
"charname">Patch</span>, <span class = "charname">Scentwell</span>,
and <span class = "charname">Whisper</span>.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> Into the House of Joy we Enter without knocking: Ha!
I think 'tis the House of Sorrow, Sir <i>Jealous</i>.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Oh Sir <i>Francis!</i> are you come? What was this
your Contrivance, to abuse, trick, and chouse me of my Child!</p>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> My Contrivance! what do you mean?</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> No, you don't know your Son there in <i>Spanish</i>
Habit.</p>
<p><span class = "pagenum">70</span>
Sir <i>Fran.</i> How! my Son in <i>Spanish</i> Habit. Sirrah, you'll
come to be hang'd; get out of my sight, ye Dog! get out of my sight.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Get out of your sight, Sir! Get out with your Bags;
let's see what you'll give him now to maintain my Daughter on.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> Give him! He shall be never the better for a Penny
of mine—and you might have look'd after your Daughter better, Sir
<i>Jealous</i>. Trick'd, quotha! Egad, I think you design'd to trick me:
But look ye, Gentlemen, I believe I shall trick you both. This Lady is
my Wife, do you see? And my Estate shall descend only to the Heirs of
her Body.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Lawfully begotten by me— I shall be extremely
oblig'd to you, Sir <i>Francis</i>.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> Ha, ha, ha, ha, poor Sir <i>George!</i> You see your
Project was of no use. Does not your Hundred Pound stick in your
Stomach? Ha, ha, ha.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> No faith, Sir <i>Francis</i>, this Lady has given me
a Cordial for that.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Takes her by the Hand.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> Hold, Sir, you have nothing to say to this Lady.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Nor you nothing to do with my Wife, Sir.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> Wife, Sir!</p>
<p><i>Miran.</i> Ay really, <i>Guardian</i>, 'tis even so. I hope you'll
forgive my first Offence.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> What have you chous'd me out of my Consent, and your
Writings then, Mistress, ha?</p>
<p><i>Miran.</i> Out of nothing but my own, <i>Guardian</i>.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Ha, ha, ha, 'tis some Comfort at least to see you
are over-reach'd as well as my self. Will you settle your Estate upon
your Son now?</p>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> He shall starve first.</p>
<p><i>Miran.</i> That I have taken care to prevent. There, Sir, is the
Writings of your Uncle's <i>Estate</i>, which has been your due these
three Years.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Gives <span class = "charname">Char.</span>
Papers.</div>
<p><i>Char.</i> I shall study to deserve this Favour.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> What have you robb'd me too, Mistress! Egad I'll
make you restore 'em.— Huswife, I will so.</p>
<p><span class = "pagenum">71</span>
Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Take care I don't make you pay the Arrears, Sir. 'Tis
well it's no worse, since 'tis no better. Come, young Man, seeing thou
hast out-witted me, take her, and Bless you both.</p>
<p><i>Char.</i> I hope, Sir, you'll bestow your Blessing too, 'tis all
I'll ask.</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Kneels.</div>
<p>Sir <i>Fran.</i> Confound you all!</p>
<div class = "stagedir">(Exit.</div>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> Mercy upon us! how he looks!</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Ha, ha, ne'er mind his Curses, <i>Charles</i>;
thou'lt thrive not one jot the worse for 'em. Since this Gentleman is
reconcil'd, we are all made happy.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> I always lov'd Precaution, and took care to avoid
Dangers. But when a thing was past, I ever had Philosophy to be
easie.</p>
<p><i>Char.</i> Which is the true sign of a great Soul: I lov'd your
Daughter, and she me, and you shall have no reason to repent her
Choice.</p>
<p><i>Isab.</i> You will not blame me, Sir, for loving my own Country
best.</p>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> So here's every Body happy, I find, but poor
<i>Pilgarlick</i>. I wonder what Satisfaction I shall have, for being
cuff'd, kick'd, and beaten in your Service.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> I have been a little too familiar with you, as
things are fallen out; but since there's no help for't, you must forgive
me.</p>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> Egad I think so— But provided that you be not so
familiar for the future.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> Thou hast been an unlucky Rogue.</p>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> But very honest.</p>
<p><i>Char.</i> That I'll vouch for; and freely forgive thee.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> And I'll do you one piece of Service more,
<i>Marplot</i>, I'll take care that Sir <i>Francis</i> make you Master
of your Estate.</p>
<p><i>Marpl.</i> That will make me as happy as any of you.</p>
<p><i>Patch.</i> Your humble Servant begs leave to remind you,
Madam.</p>
<p><i>Isab.</i> Sir, I hope you'll give me leave to take <i>Patch</i>
into favour again.</p>
<p><span class = "pagenum">72</span>
Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Nay, let your Husband look to that, I have done with my
Care.</p>
<p><i>Char.</i> Her own Liberty shall always oblige me. Here's no Body
but honest <i>Whisper</i> and Mrs. <i>Scentwell</i> to be provided for
now. It shall be left to their Choice to Marry, or keep their
Services.</p>
<p><i>Whisp.</i> Nay then, I'll stick to my Master.</p>
<p><i>Scentw.</i> Coxcomb! and I prefer my Lady before a Footman.</p>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Hark, I hear Musick, the Fidlers smell a Wedding.
What say you, young Fellows, will ye have a Dance?</p>
<p>Sir <i>Geo.</i> <ins class = "correction"
title = "text reads 'with'">With</ins> all my Heart; call'em in.</p>
<br/>
<div class = "sceneplain"><span class = "sceneword">A
DANCE.</span></div>
<br/>
<p>Sir <i>Jeal.</i> Now let us in and refresh our selves with a chearful
Glass, in which we'll bury all Animosities: And</p>
<div class = "verse">
By my Example let all Parents move,<br/>
And never strive to cross their Childrens Love;<br/>
But still submit that Care to Providence above.</div>
<br/>
<div class = "sceneplain"><span class = "sceneword">FINIS</span></div>
<hr>
<SPAN name="ARSpubs"> </SPAN><br/>
<h4><i>The Editors of</i> THE AUGUSTAN REPRINT SOCIETY</h4>
<p class = "editors">are pleased to announce that<br/>
<br/>
<span class = "smallcaps">THE WILLIAM ANDREWS CLARK
MEMORIAL LIBRARY</span><br/>
<br/>
of The University of California, Los Angeles</p>
<p>will become the publisher of the Augustan Reprints in May, 1949. The
editorial policy of the Society will continue unchanged. As in the past,
the editors will strive to furnish members inexpensive reprints of rare
seventeenth and eighteenth century works.</p>
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Transcriber's Note:<br/>
Many of the listed titles are or will be available from Project
Gutenberg. Where possible, a link to the e-text is given.</div>
<p align = "center">Publications for the fourth year (1949-1950)</p>
<table align = "center" summary = "list of planned publications">
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<td colspan = "2">
<p class = "editors">(At least six items will be printed in the main
from the following list)<br/></p>
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<tr>
<td width = "50%"><span class = "smallcaps">Series IV: Men, Manners, and
Critics</span><br/>
John Dryden,
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/15074"><i>His Majesties
Declaration Defended</i></SPAN> (1681)<br/>
Daniel Defoe (?),
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/14084"><i>Vindication of the
Press</i></SPAN>
(1718)<br/>
<i>Critical Remarks on Sir Charles Grandison, Clarissa, and
Pamela</i>
(1754)<br/>
</td>
<td><span class = "smallcaps">Series VI: Poetry and Language</span><br/>
Andre Dacier, <i>Essay on Lyric Poetry</i><br/>
<i>Poems</i> by Thomas Sprat<br/>
<i>Poems</i> by the Earl of Dorset<br/>
Samuel Johnson,
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/13350"><i>Vanity of Human
Wishes</i></SPAN> (1749), and one of the 1750 <i>Rambler</i> papers.<br/>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td><span class = "smallcaps">Series V: Drama</span><br/>
Thomas Southerne, <i>Oroonoko</i> (1696)<br/>
Mrs. Centlivre, <i>The Busie Body </i>(1709)<br/>
Charles Johnson, <i>Caelia</i> (1733)<br/>
Charles Macklin,
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/14463"><i>Man of the
World</i></SPAN>
(1781)<br/>
</td>
<td><span class = "smallcaps">Extra Series:</span><br/>
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/16346">Lewis
Theobald</SPAN>, <ins class = "correction" title =
"correct form is 'Preface to Shakespeare'"><i>Preface to Shakespeare's
Works</i></ins> (1733)<br/>
<p>A few copies of the early publications of the Society are still
available at the original rate.</p>
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<span class = "smallcaps">H. Richard Archer</span>,
<i>William Andrews Clark Memorial Library</i><br/>
<span class = "smallcaps">Richard C. Boys</span>,
<i>University of Michigan</i>
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<span class = "smallcaps">Edward Niles Hooker</span>,
<i>University of California, Los Angeles</i><br/>
<span class = "smallcaps">H. T. Swedenberg, Jr.</span>,
<i>University of California, Los Angeles</i>
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<br/>
<div class = "typehead">PUBLICATIONS OF THE AUGUSTAN
REPRINT SOCIETY</div>
<div class = "publist">
First Year (1946-1947)</div>
<br/>
<div class = "publist1">
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/13484">1.</SPAN>
Richard Blackmore's <i>Essay upon Wit</i> (1716), and Addison's
<i>Freeholder</i> No. 45 (1716). (I, 1)</div>
<div class = "publist1">
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/14528">2.</SPAN>
Samuel Cobb's <i>Of Poetry</i> and <i>Discourse on Criticism</i>
(1707). (II, 1)</div>
<div class = "publist1">
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/14047">3.</SPAN>
<i>Letter to A.H. Esq.; concerning the Stage</i> (1698), and Richard
Willis' <i>Occasional Paper No. IX</i> (1698). (III, 1)</div>
<div class = "publist1">
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/14973">4.</SPAN>
<i>Essay on Wit</i> (1748), together with Characters by Flecknoe, and
Joseph Warton's <i>Adventurer</i> Nos. 127 and 133. (I, 2)</div>
<div class = "publist1">
5. Samuel Wesley's <i>Epistle to a Friend Concerning Poetry</i> (1700)
and <i>Essay on Heroic Poetry</i> (1693). (II, 2)</div>
<div class = "publist1">
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/15656">6.</SPAN>
<i>Representation of the Impiety and Immorality of the Stage</i> (1704)
and <i>Some Thoughts Concerning the Stage</i> (1704). (III, 2)</div>
<br/>
<div class = "publist">
Second Year (1947-1948)</div>
<br/>
<div class = "publist1">
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/14800">7.</SPAN>
John Gay's <i>The Present State of Wit</i> (1711); and a section on Wit
from <i>The English Theophrastus</i> (1702). (I, 3)</div>
<div class = "publist1">
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/14495">8.</SPAN>
Rapin's <i>De Carmine Pastorali</i>, translated by Creech (1684).
(II, 3)</div>
<div class = "publist1">
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/14899">9.</SPAN>
T. Hanmer's (?) <i>Some Remarks on the Tragedy of Hamlet</i> (1736).
(III, 3)</div>
<div class = "publist">
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/16233">10.</SPAN>
Corbyn Morris' <i>Essay towards Fixing the True Standards of Wit,
etc.</i>
(1744). (I, 4)</div>
<div class = "publist">
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/15313">11.</SPAN>
Thomas Purney's <i>Discourse on the Pastoral</i> (1717). (II, 4)</div>
<div class = "publist">
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/16335">12.</SPAN>
Essays on the Stage, selected, with an Introduction by Joseph Wood
Krutch. (III, 4)</div>
<br/>
<div class = "publist">
Third Year (1948-1949)</div>
<br/>
<div class = "publist">
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/15999">13.</SPAN>
Sir John Falstaff (pseud.), <i>The Theatre</i> (1720). (IV, 1)</div>
<div class = "publist">
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/16267">14.</SPAN>
Edward Moore's <i>The Gamester</i> (1753). (V, 1)</div>
<div class = "publist">
15. John Oldmixon's <i>Reflections on Dr. Swift's Letter to Harley</i>
(1712); and Arthur Mainwaring's <i>The British Academy</i> (1712).
(VI, 1)</div>
<div class = "publist">
16. <ins class = "correction" title = "in preparation">Nevil Payne's
<i>Fatal Jealousy</i></ins> (1673). (V, 2)</div>
<div class = "publist">
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/16275">17.</SPAN>
Nicholas Rowe's <i>Some Account of the Life of Mr. William
Shakespear</i> (1709). (Extra Series, 1)</div>
<div class = "publist">
<SPAN href = "https://www.gutenberg.org/etext/15870">18.</SPAN>
Aaron Hill's Preface to <i>The Creation</i>; and Thomas Brereton's
Preface to <i>Esther</i>. (IV, 2)</div>
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