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<h2> BRADLAUGH'S GHOST. </h2>
<p>Directly after Charles Bradlaugh's death we expressed a belief that the
Christians would concoct stories about him as soon as it was safe to do
so. It took some time to concoct and circulate the pious narratives of the
deathbeds of Voltaire and Thomas Paine, and a proper interval is necessary
in the case of the great Iconoclast. Already, however, the more
superstitious and fanatical Christians are shaking their heads and
muttering that "Bradlaugh must have said something when he was dying, only
they wouldn't allow believers in his sick room to hear it." By and bye the
more cunning and unscrupulous will come to the aid of their weaker
brethren, and a circumstantial story will be circulated in Sunday-schools
and Christian meetings.</p>
<p>We are well aware that his daughter took every precaution. She has the
signed testimony of the nurses, that her father never spoke on the subject
of religion during his last illness. But this may not avail, for similar
precautions are admitted to have been taken in the cases of Voltaire and
Paine, and, in despite of this, the Christian traducers have forged the
testimony of imaginary interlopers, whose word cannot be disproved, as
they never existed outside the creative fancy of these liars for the glory
of God.</p>
<p>It is quite a superstition that truth is always a match for falsehood.
George Eliot remarked that the human mind takes absurdity as asses chew
thistles. We add that it swallows falsehood as a cat laps milk. It was
humorously said the other day by Colonel Ingersoll that "The truth is the
weakest thing in the world. It always comes into the arena naked, and
there it meets a healthy young lie in complete armor, and the result is
that the truth gets licked. One good, solid lie will knock out a hundred
truths." It has done so with respect to the death of Voltaire and Paine,
and it will do so with respect to the death of Charles Bradlaugh.</p>
<p>Meanwhile the Spiritualists are having an innings. Charles Bradlaugh was
buried by his friends at Woking, but his ghost is said to have turned up
at Birmingham. It appears from a report in the <i>Medium and Daybreak</i>
that Mr. Charles Gray, of 139 Pershore-road, being "sadly sorrow-stricken
by the passing away of a son," was "constrained to remain at home" on the
evening of May 31. A seance was arranged "with a few friends," and of
course a message was received from the dear departed boy. This was
conveyed through Mr. Russell, junior, whose age is not stated. Then Mr.
Reedman "was controlled to write by C. Bradlaugh." Mr. Reedman wrote "in a
perfectly unconscious state, and on the departure of the influence was
much surprised on being told of the nature of the communication."</p>
<p>Mr. Reedman's surprise may have been great, but it scarcely equals our
own. One would imagine that if Charles Bradlaugh still lived, and were
able to communicate with people in this world, he would speak to his
beloved daughter, and to the friends who loved him with a deathless
affection. Why should he go all the way to Birmingham instead of doing his
first business in London? Why should he turn up at the house of Mr. Gray?
Why should he control the obscure Mr. Reedman? This behavior is absolutely
foreign to the character of Charles Bradlaugh. It was not one of his
weaknesses to beat about the bush. He went straight to his mark, and found
a way or made one, Death seems to change a man, if we may believe the
Spiritualists; but if it has altered Charles Bradlaugh's character, it has
effected a still more startling change in his intellect and expression.</p>
<p>Here is a "correct copy" of Charles Bradlaugh's message to mankind, and
most of our readers will regard it as a very Brummagen communication:—</p>
<p>"As I am not to speak (so says the 'Warrior Chief'), I am to say in
writing, I have found a life beyond the grave that I did not wish for nor
believe in; but it is even so. My voice shall yet declare it. I have to
undo all, or nearly all, I have done, but I will not complain. My mind is
subdued, but I will be a man. It is a most glorious truth that has now
more clearly dawned upon my mind, that there is a grand and noble purpose
before all men, worth living for! May this be the dawn of a new and
glorious era of the spiritual life of your humble friend Charles
Bradlaugh!</p>
<p>"There is a God! There is a Divine principle. There is more in life than
we wot of, but vastly more in death! Oh! for a thousand tongues to declare
the truths which are now fast dawning upon my bewildered mind! Death, the
great leveller, need have no more terrors for us, for it has been
conquered by the Great Spirit, in giving us a never-ending life in the
glorious spheres of immortal bliss. O my friends! may I be permitted to
declare, more fully and fervently, the joys which fill my mind. Language
fails, no tongue can describe."</p>
<p>Our own impression is that Professor Huxley was justified in saying that
Spiritualism adds a new terror to death. Fancy the awful depth of flaccid
imbecility into which Charles Bradlaugh must have fallen, to indulge in
"ohs," and gasp out "glorious," "glorious," and talk of his "subdued" and
"bewildered" mind, and bid himself be "a man." It was not thus that he
spoke in the flesh. His language was manly, firm, and restrained; his
attitude was bold and self-reliant. After four months in the "spirit
world" he is positively trembling and drivelling! It is enough to make the
rugged Iconoclast turn in his grave. Messrs. Gray and Reedman may rely
upon it that Charles Bradlaugh is <i>not</i> able to enter No. 139
Pershore-road, Birmingham; if he were, he would descend in swift wrath
upon his silly traducers, who have put their own inanity into his mouth,
making the great, virile Atheist talk like a little, flabby Spiritualist
after an orgie of ginger-beer.</p>
<p>Anyone may see at a glance that the style of this message, from beginning
to end, is not Charles Brad-laugh's. <i>Whose</i> style it is we cannot
say. We do not pretend to fathom the arcana of Spiritualism. It may be Mr.
Reedmam's, it may be another's. If it be Mr. Reedman's, he must have been
guilty of fraud or the victim of deception. Three distinct hypotheses are
possible. Either someone else produced or concocted the message while he
was in a foolish trance, or he wrote it himself consciously, or he had
been thinking of Charles Bradlaugh before falling into the foolish trance
and the message was due to unconscious cerebration.</p>
<p>We forbear to analyse this wretched stuff, though we might show its
intrinsic absurdity and self-contradiction. One monstrous piece of folly
bestrides the rest like a colossus—"Your humble friend Charles
Bradlaugh." Shade of Uriah Heep! Charles Bradlaugh the "<i>humble</i>
friend" of the illustrious Gray and Reedman! Think of it, Lord Halsbury;
think of it, Lord Randolph Churchill. The giant who fought you, and beat
you, in the law courts and in Parliament; the man whose face was a
challenge; the man who had the pride, without the malignity, of Lucifer;
this very man crawls into a Birmingham house, uninvited and unexpected,
and announces himself as the "<i>humble</i> friend" of some pudding-headed
people, engaged in a fatuous occupation that makes one blush for one's
species.</p>
<p>Surely if Charles Bradlaugh's ghost is knocking about this planet, having
a mission to undo the work of his lifetime in the flesh, it should begin
the task in London. It was at the Hall of Science that Charles Bradlaugh
achieved his greatest triumphs as a public teacher, and it is there that
he should first attempt to undo his work, to unteach his teaching, to
disabuse the minds of his dupes. Of course we shall be told that he must
communicate through "mediums," and that the medium must be "controlled" by
Charles Bradlaugh's spirit; but to this we reply that Charles Bradlaugh
controlled men easily while he was "in the flesh," and it is inconceivable
that he has lost that old power if he still survives.</p>
<p>On the whole, we think the Spiritist trick is worse than the malignity of
orthodox Christians. A lie about a man's death-bed ends there, and
consigning him to hell for his infidelity is only a pious wish that cannot
affect his fate. But getting hold of a man's ghost ("spirit" they call it)
after his death; making it turn up at public and private sittings of
obscure fools; setting it jabbering all the flatulent nonsense of its
manipulators; and using it in this manner until it has to be dismissed for
a newer, more fashionable, and more profitable shadow; all this is so
hideous and revolting that the ordinary Christian lies about infidels seem
almost a compliment in comparison.</p>
<p>This Gray-Reedman story is probably the beginning of a long and wretched
business. The Philistines are upon thee, Charles Bradlaugh! They will
harness thee in their mill, and make thee grind their grist; and fools
that were not worth a moment of thy time while thou livedst will command
thee by the hour; and Sludge the Medium will use thy great name to puff
his obscene vanity and swell his obscener gains. This is the worst of all
thy trials, for thou canst not defend thyself; and, in thy helplessness,
fools and pigmies cut capers over thy grave.</p>
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