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<h2> CHAPTER XI. THE EXECUTION. </h2>
<p>In an instant all was confusion. Everybody sprang to their feet—ladies
shrieked in chorus, gentlemen swore and drew their swords, and looked to
see if they might not expect a whole army to drop from the sky upon them,
as they stood. No other battalion, however, followed this forlorn hope;
and seeing it, the gentlemen took heart of grace and closed around the
unceremonious intruder. The queen had sprung from her royal seat, and
stood with her bright lips parted, and her brighter eyes dilating in
speechless wonder. The bench, with the judge at their head, had followed
her example, and stood staring with all their might, looking, truth to
tell, as much startled by the sudden apparition as the fair sex. The said
fair sex were still firing off little volleys of screams in chorus, and
clinging desperately to their cavaliers; and everything, in a word, was in
most admired disorder.</p>
<p>Tam O'Shanter's cry, "Weel done, Cutty sark!" could not have produced half
such a commotion among his "hellish legion" as the emphatic debut of Sir
Norman Kingsley among these human revelers. The only one who seemed rather
to enjoy it than otherwise was the prisoner, who was quietly and quickly
making off, when the malevolent and irrepressible dwarf espied him, and
the one shock acting as a counter-irritant to the other, he bounced
fleetly over the table, and grabbed him in his crab-like claws.</p>
<p>This brisk and laudable instance of self-command had a wonderful and
inspiriting effect on the rest; and as he replaced the pale and palsied
prisoner in his former position, giving him a vindictive shake and vicious
kick with his royal boots as he did so, everybody began to feel themselves
again. The ladies stopped screaming, the gentlemen ceased swearing, and
more than one exclamation of astonishment followed the cries of terror.</p>
<p>"Sir Norman Kingsley! Sir Norman Kingsley!" rang from lip to lip of those
who recognized him; and all drew closer, and looked at him as if they
really could not make up their mind to believe their eyes. As for Sir
Norman himself, that gentleman was destined literally, if not
metaphorically, to fall on his legs that night, and had alighted on the
crimson velvet-carpet, cat-like, on his feet. In reference to his feelings—his
first was one of frantic disapproval of going down; his second, one of
intense astonishment of finding himself there with unbroken bones; his
third, a disagreeable conviction that he had about put his foot in it, and
was in an excessively bad fix; and last, but not least, a firm and rooted
determination to make the beet of a bad bargain, and never say die.</p>
<p>His first act was to take off his plumed hat, and make a profound
obeisance to her majesty the queen, who was altogether too much surprised
to make the return politeness demanded, and merely stared at him with her
great, beautiful, brilliant eyes, as if she would never have done.</p>
<p>"Ladies and gentlemen!" said Sir Norman, turning gracefully to the
company; "I beg ten thousand pardons for this unwarrantable intrusion, and
promise you, upon my honor, never to do it again. I beg to assure you that
my coming here was altogether involuntary on my part, and forced by
circumstances over which I had no control; and I entreat you will not mind
me in the least, but go on with the proceeding, just as you did before.
Should you feel my presence here any restraint, I am quite ready and
willing to take my departure at any moment; and as I before insinuated,
will promise, on the honor of a gentleman and a knight, never again to
take the liberty of tumbling through the ceiling down on your heads."</p>
<p>This reference to the ceiling seemed to explain the whole mystery; and
everybody looked up at the corner whence he came from, and saw the flag
that had been removed. As to his speech, everybody had listened to it with
the greatest of attention; and sundry of the ladies, convinced by this
time that he was flesh and blood, and no ghost, favored the handsome young
knight with divers glances, not at all displeased or unadmiring. The queen
sank back into her seat, keeping him still transfixed with her
darkly-splendid eyes; and whether she admired or otherwise, no one could
tell from her still, calm face. The prince consort's feelings—for
such there could be no doubt he was—were involved in no such
mystery; and he broke out into a hyena-like scream of laughter, as he
recognized, upon a second look, his young friend of the Golden Crown.</p>
<p>"So you have come, have you?" he cried, thrusting his unlovely visage over
the table, till it almost touched sir Norman's. "You have come, have you,
after all I said?"</p>
<p>"Yes, sir I have come!" said Sir Norman, with a polite bow.</p>
<p>"Perhaps you don't know me, my dear young sir—your little friend,
you know, of the Golden Crown."</p>
<p>"Oh, I perfectly recognize you! My little friend," said Sir Norman, with
bland suavity, and unconsciously quoting Leoline, "once seen in not easy
to be-forgotten."</p>
<p>Upon this, his highness net up such another screech of mirth that it quite
woke an echo through the room; and all Sir Norman's friends looked grave;
for when his highness laughed, it was a very bad sign.</p>
<p>"My little friend will hurt himself," remarked Sir Norman, with an air of
solicitude, "if he indulges in his exuberant and gleeful spirits to such
an extent. Let me recommend you, as a well-wisher, to sit down and compose
yourself."</p>
<p>Instead of complying, however, the prince, who seemed blessed with a
lively sense of the ludicrous, was so struck with the extreme funniness of
the young man's speech, that he relaxed into another paroxysm of levity,
shriller and more unearthly, if possible, than any preceding one, and
which left him so exhausted, that he was forced to sink into his chair and
into silence through sheer fatigue. Seizing this, the first opportunity,
Miranda, with a glance of displeased dignity at Caliban, immediately
struck in:</p>
<p>"Who are you, sir, and by what right do you dare to come here?"</p>
<p>Her tone was neither very sweet nor suave; but it was much pleasanter to
be cross-examined by the owner of such a pretty face than by the ugly
little monster, for the moment gasping and extinguished; and Sir Norman
turned to her with alacrity, and a bow.</p>
<p>"Madame, I am Sir Norman Kingsley, very much at your service; and I beg to
assure you I did not come here, but fell here, through that hole, if you
perceive, and very much against my will."</p>
<p>"Equivocation will not serve you in this case, sir," said the queen, with
an austere dignity. "And, allow me to observe, it is just probable you
would not have fallen through that hole in our royal ceiling if you had
kept away from it. You raised that flag yourself—did you not?"</p>
<p>"Madam, I fear I must say yes!"</p>
<p>"And why did you do so?" demanded her majesty, with far more sharp
asperity than Sir Norman dreamed could ever come from such beautiful lips.</p>
<p>"The rumor of Queen Miranda's charms has gone forth; and I fear I must own
that rumor drew me hither," responded Sir Norman, inventing a polite
little work of fiction for the occasion; "and, let me add, that I came to
find that rumor had under-rated instead of exaggerated her majesty's said
charms."</p>
<p>Here Sir Norman, whose spine seemed in danger of becoming the shape of a
rainbow, in excess of good breeding, made another genuflection before the
queen, with his hand over the region of his heart. Miranda tried to look
grave, and wear that expression of severe solemnity I am told queens and
rich people always do; but, in spite of herself, a little pleased smile
rippled over her face; and, noticing it, and the bow and speech, the
prince suddenly and sharply set up such another screech of laughter as no
steamboat or locomotive, in the present age of steam, could begin to equal
in ghastliness.</p>
<p>"Will your highness have the goodness to hold your tongue?" inquired the
queen, with much the air and look of Mrs. Caudle, "and allow me to ask
this stranger a few questions uninterrupted? Sir Norman Kingsley, how long
have you been above there, listening and looking on?"</p>
<p>"Madame, I was not there five minutes when I suddenly, and to my great
surprise, found myself here."</p>
<p>"A lie!—a lie!" exclaimed the dwarf, furiously. "It is over two
hours since I met you at the bar of the Golden Crown."</p>
<p>"My dear little friend," said Sir Norman, drawing his sword, and
flourishing it within an inch of the royal nose, "just make that remark
again, and my sword will cleave your pretty head, as the cimetar of
Saladin clove the cushion of down! I earnestly assure you, madame, that I
had but just knelt down to look, when I discovered to my dismay, that I
was no longer there, but in your charming presence."</p>
<p>"In that case, my lords and gentlemen," said the queen, glancing blandly
round the apartment, "he has witnessed nothing, and, therefore, merits but
slight punishment."</p>
<p>"Permit me, your majesty," said the duke, who had read the roll of death,
and who had been eyeing Sir Norman sharply for some time, "permit me one
moment! This is the very individual who slew the Earl of Ashley, while his
companion was doing for my Lord Craven. Sir Norman Kingsley," said his
grace, turning, with awful impressiveness to that young person, "do you
know me?"</p>
<p>"Quite as well as I wish to," answered Sir Norman, with a cool and rather
contemptuous glance in his direction. "You look extremely like a certain
highwayman, with a most villainous countenance, I encountered a few hours
back, and whom I would have made mince most of if he had not been coward
enough to fly. Probably you may be the name; you look fit for that, or
anything else."</p>
<p>"Cut him down!" "Dash his brains out!" "Run him through!" "Shoot him!"
were a few of the mild and pleasant insinuations that went off on every
side of him, like a fierce volley of pop-guns; and a score of bright
blades flashed blue and threatening on every side; while the prince broke
out into another shriek of laughter, that rang high over all.</p>
<p>Sir Norman drew his own sword, and stood on the defence, breathed one
thought to Leoline, gave himself up for lost; but before quite doing so—to
use a phrase not altogether as original as it might be—"determined
to sell his life as dearly as possible." Angry eyes and fierce faces were
on every hand, and his dreams of matrimony and Leoline seemed about to
terminate then and there, when luck came to his side, in the shape of her
most gracious majesty the queen. Springing to her feet, she waved her
sceptre, while her black eyes flashed as fiercely as the best of them, and
her voice rang out like a trumpet-tone.</p>
<p>"Sheathe your swords, my lords, and back every man of you! Not one hair of
his head shall fall without my permission; and the first who lays hands on
him until that consent is given, shall die, if I have to shoot him myself!
Sir Norman Kingsley, stand near, and fear not. At his peril, let one of
them touch you!"</p>
<p>Sir Norman bent on one knee, and raised the gracious hand to his lips. At
the fierce, ringing, imperious tone, all involuntarily fell back, as if
they were accustomed to obey it; and the prince, who seemed to-night in an
uncommonly facetious mood, laughed again, long and shrill.</p>
<p>"What are your majesty's commands?" asked the discomfited duke, rather
sulkily. "Is this insulting interloper to go free?"</p>
<p>"That is no affair of yours, my lord duke!" answered the spirited voice of
the queen. "Be good enough to finish Lord Gloucester's trial; and until
then I will be responsible for the safekeeping of Sir Norman Kingsley."</p>
<p>"And after that, he is to go free eh, your majesty?" said the dwarf,
laughing to that extent that he ran the risk of rupturing an artery.</p>
<p>"After that, it shall be precisely as I please!" replied the ringing
voice; while the black eyes flashed anything but loving glances upon him.
"While I am queen here, I shall be obeyed; when I am queen no longer, you
may do as you please! My lords" (turning her passionate, beautiful face to
the hushed audience), "am I or am I not sovereign here!"</p>
<p>"Madame, you alone are our sovereign lady and queen!"</p>
<p>"Then, when I condescend to command, you shall obey! Do you, your
highness, and you, lord duke, go on with the Earl of Gloucester's trial,
and I will be the stranger's jailer."</p>
<p>"She is right," said the dwarf, his fierce little eyes gleaming with a
malignant light; "let us do one thing before another; and after we have
settled Gloucester here, we will attend to this man's case. Guards keep a
sharp eye on your new prisoner. Ladies and gentlemen, be good enough to
resume your seats. Now, your grace, continue the trial."</p>
<p>"Where did we leave off?" inquired his grace, looking rather at a loss,
and scowling vengeance dire at the handsome queen and her handsome
protege, as he sank back in his chair of state.</p>
<p>"The earl was confessing his guilt, or about to do so. Pray, my lord,"
said the dwarf, glaring upon the pallid prisoner, "were you not saying you
had betrayed us to the king?"</p>
<p>A breathless silence followed the question—everybody seemed to hold
his very breath to listen. Even the queen leaned forward and awaited the
answer eagerly, and the many eyes that had been riveted on Sir Norman
since his entrance, left him now for the first time and settled on the
prisoner. A piteous spectacle that prisoner was—his face whiter than
the snowy nymphs behind the throne, and so distorted with fear, fury, and
guilt, that it looked scarcely human. Twice he opened his eyes to reply,
and twice all sounds died away in a choking gasp.</p>
<p>"Do you hear his highness?" sharply inquired the lord high chancellor,
reaching over the great seal, and giving the unhappy Earl of Gloucester a
rap on the head with it, "Why do you not answer?"</p>
<p>"Pardon! Pardon!" exclaimed the earl, in a husky whisper. "Do not believe
the tales they tell you of me. For Heaven's sake, spare my life!"</p>
<p>"Confess!" thundered the dwarf, striking the table with his clinched fist,
until all the papers thereon jumped spasmodically into the air-"confess at
once, or I shall run you through where you stand!"</p>
<p>The earl, with a perfect screech of terror, flung himself flat upon his
face and hands before the queen, with such force, that Sir Norman expected
to see his countenance make a hole in the floor.</p>
<p>"O madame! spare me! spare me! spare me! Have mercy on me as you hope for
mercy yourself!"</p>
<p>She recoiled, and drew back her very garments from his touch, as if that
touch was pollution, eyeing him the while with a glance frigid and
pitiless as death.</p>
<p>"There is no mercy for traitors!" she coldly said. "Confess your guilt,
and expect no pardon from me!"</p>
<p>"Lift him up!" shouted the dwarf, clawing the air with his hands, as if he
could have clawed the heart out of his victim's body; "back with him to
his place, guards, and see that he does not leave it again!"</p>
<p>Squirming, and writhing, and twisting himself in their grasp, in very
uncomfortable and eel-like fashion, the earl was dragged back to his
place, and forcibly held there by two of the guards, while his face grew
so ghastly and convulsed that Sir Norman turned away his head, and could
not bear to look at it.</p>
<p>"Confess!" once more yelled the dwarf in a terrible voice, while his still
more terrible eyes flashed sparks of fire—"confess, or by all that's
sacred it shall be tortured out of you. Guards, bring me the thumb-screws,
and let us see if they will not exercise the dumb devil by which our
ghastly friend is possessed!"</p>
<p>"No, no, no!" shrieked the earl, while the foam flew from his lips. "I
confess! I confess! I confess!"</p>
<p>"Good! And what do you confess?" said the duke blandly, leaning forward,
while the dwarf fell back with a yell of laughter at the success of his
ruse.</p>
<p>"I confess all—everything—anything! only spare my life!"</p>
<p>"Do you confess to having told Charles, King of England, the secrets of
our kingdom and this place?" said the duke, sternly rapping down the
petition with a roll of parchment.</p>
<p>The earl grew, if possible, a more ghastly white. "I do—I must! but
oh! for the love of—"</p>
<p>"Never mind love," cut in the inexorable duke, "it is a subject that has
nothing whatever to do with the present case. Did you or did you not
receive for the aforesaid information a large sum of money?"</p>
<p>"I did; but my lord, my lord, spare—"</p>
<p>"Which sum of money you have concealed," continued the duke, with another
frown and a sharp rap. "Now the question is, where have you concealed it?"</p>
<p>"I will tell you, with all my heart, only spare my life!"</p>
<p>"Tell us first, and we will think about your life afterward. Let me advise
you as a friend, my lord, to tell at once, and truthfully," said the duke,
toying negligently with the thumb-screws.</p>
<p>"It is buried at the north corner of the old wall at the head of
Bradshaw's grave. You shall have that and a thousandfold more if you'll
only pardon—"</p>
<p>"Enough!" broke in the dwarf, with the look and tone of an exultant demon.
"That is all we want! My lord duke, give me the death-warrant, and while
her majesty signs it, I will pronounce his doom!"</p>
<p>The duke handed him a roll of parchment, which he glanced critically over,
and handed to the queen for her autograph. That royal lady spread the
vellum on her knee, took the pen and affixed her signature as coolly as if
she were inditing a sonnet in an album. Then his highness, with a face
that fairly scintillated with demoniac delight, stood up and fixed his
eyes on the ghastly prisoner, and spoke in a voice that reverberated like
the tolling of a death-bell through the room.</p>
<p>"My Lord of Gloucester, you have been tried by a council of your
fellow-peers, presided over by her royal self, and found guilty of high
treason. Your sentence is that you be taken hence, immediately, to the
block, and there be beheaded, in punishment of your crime."</p>
<p>His highness wound up this somewhat solemn speech, rather inconsistently,
bursting out into one of his shrillest peals of laughter; and the
miserable Earl of Gloucester, with a gasping, unearthly cry, fell back in
the arms of the attendants. Dead and oppressive silence reigned; and Sir
Norman, who half believed all along the whole thing was a farce, began to
feel an uncomfortable sense of chill creeping over him, and to think that,
though practical jokes were excellent things in their way, there was yet a
possibility of carrying them a little too far. The disagreeable silence
was first broken by the dwarf, who, after gloating for a moment over his
victim's convulsive spasms, sprang nimbly from his chair of dignity and
held out his arm for the queen. The queen arose, which seemed to be a sign
for everybody else to do the same, and all began forming themselves in a
sort of line of march.</p>
<p>"What is to be done with this other prisoner, your highness?" inquired the
duke, making a poke with his forefinger at Sir Norman. "Is he to stay
here, or is he to accompany us?"</p>
<p>His highness turned round, and putting his face close up to Sir Norman's
favored him with a malignant grin.</p>
<p>"You'd like to come, wouldn't you, my dear young friend?"</p>
<p>"Really," said Sir Norman, drawing back and returning the dwarf's stare
with compound interest, "that depends altogether on the nature of the
entertainment; but, at the same time, I'm much obliged to you for
consulting my inclinations."</p>
<p>This reply nearly overset his highness's gravity once more, but he checked
his mirth after the first irresistible squeal; and finding the company
were all arranged in the order of going, and awaiting his sovereign
pleasure, he turned.</p>
<p>"Let him come," he said, with his countenance still distorted by inward
merriment; "It will do him good to see how we punish offenders here, and
teach him what he is to expect himself. Is your majesty ready?"</p>
<p>"My majesty has been ready and waiting for the last five minutes," replied
the lady, over-looking his proffered hand with grand disdain, and stepping
lightly down from her throne.</p>
<p>Her rising was the signal for the unseen band to strike up a grand
triumphant "Io paean," though, had the "Rogue's March" been a popular
melody in those times, it would have suited the procession much more
admirably. The queen and the dwarf went first, and a vivid contrast they
were—she so young, so beautiful, so proud, so disdainfully cold; he
so ugly, so stunted, so deformed, so fiendish. After them went the band of
sylphs in white, then the chancellor, archbishop, and embassadors; next
the whole court of ladies and gentlemen; and after them Sir Norman, in the
custody of two of the soldiers. The condemned earl came last, or rather
allowed himself to be dragged by his four guards; for he seemed to have
become perfectly palsied and dumb with fear. Keeping time to the
triumphant march, and preserving dismal silence, the procession wound its
way along the room and through a great archway heretofore hidden by the
tapestry now lifted lightly by the nymphs. A long stone passage, carpeted
with crimson and gold, and brilliantly illuminated like the grand saloon
they had left, was thus revealed, and three similar archways appeared at
the extremity, one to the right and left, and one directly before them.
The procession passed through the one to the left, and Sir Norman started
in dismay to find himself in the most gloomy apartment he had ever beheld
in his life. It was all covered with black—walls, ceiling, and floor
were draped in black, and reminded him forcibly of La Masque's chamber of
horrors, only this was more repellant. It was lighted, or rather the gloom
was troubled, by a few spectral tapers of black wax in ebony candlesticks,
that seemed absolutely to turn black, and make the horrible place more
horrible. There was no furniture—neither couch, chair, nor table
nothing but a sort of stage at the upper end of the room, with something
that looked like a seat upon it, and both were shrouded with the same
dismal drapery. But it was no seat; for everybody stood, arranging
themselves silently and noiselessly around the walls, with the queen and
the dwarf at their head, and near this elevation stood a tall, black
statue, wearing a mask, and leaning on a bright, dreadful, glittering axe.
The music changed to an unearthly dirge, so weird and blood-curdling, that
Sir Norman could have put his hands over his ear-drums to shut out the
ghastly sound. The dismal room, the voiceless spectators, the black
spectre with the glittering axe, the fearful music, struck a chill to his
inmost heart.</p>
<p>Could it be possible they were really going to murder the unhappy wretch?
and could all those beautiful ladies—could that surpassingly
beautiful queen, stand there serenely unmoved, to witness such a crime?
While he yet looked round in horror, the doomed man, already apparently
almost dead with fear, was dragged forward by his guards. Paralyzed as he
was, at sight of the stage which he knew to be the scaffold, he uttered
shriek after shriek of frenzied despair, and struggled like a madman to
get free. But as well might Laocoon have struggled in the folds of the
serpent; they pulled him on, bound him hand and foot, and held his head
forcibly down on the block.</p>
<p>The black spectre moved—the dwarf made a signal—the glittering
axe was raised—fell—a scream was cut in two—a bright jet
of blood spouted up in the soldiers faces, blinding them; the axe fell
again, and the Earl of Gloucester was minus that useful and ornamental
appendage, a head.</p>
<p>It was all over so quickly, that Sir Norman could scarcely believe his
horrified senses, until the deed was done. The executioner threw a black
cloth over the bleeding trunk, and held up the grizzly head by the hair;
and Sir Norman could have sworn the features moved, and the dead eyes
rolled round the room.</p>
<p>"Behold!" cried the executioner, striking the convulsed face with the palm
of his open hand, "the fate of all traitors!"</p>
<p>"And of all spies!" exclaimed the dwarf, glaring with his fiendish eyes
upon the appalled Sir Norman. "Keep your axe sharp and bright, Mr.
Executioner, for before morning dawns there is another gentleman here to
be made shorter by a head."</p>
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