<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[58]</SPAN></span></p>
<h2>CHAPTER VI</h2>
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<p class="st">THE HUMAN OCTOPUS<br/>
SNOOPS AROUND</p>
<p class="cap"><span class="upper">Watched</span> by the admiring eyes
of Dragonfel and his followers
the Human Octopus wriggled
and squirmed his way out of the
enchanter’s palace. And, whether
he flew through the air, or
swam through the waters, to
Queen Titania’s fairy kingdom,
using his tentacles as propellers, is a matter for conjecture.
But, at any rate, he got there with all tentacles. Whenever
his suspicions were aroused, or there was the slightest doubt,
he would hastily secrete himself among shrubbery or weeds,
with which his mottled green sides proved a perfect match, so
that as a whole he blended in admirably with the vegetation.</p>
<p>He did not have a heart, a rather sluggish liver performing<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[59]</SPAN></span>
for him instead the necessary functions of the other organ, and,
as he approached Queen Titania’s palace with due caution, it
thumped with
torpid pleasure.</p>
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<p>If there was
anything he liked
above all others
it was sneaking,
and the job which
Dragonfel had
given him presented
most attractive
possibilities.</p>
<p>Noting a gurgling
brook in
the proximity of
the portcullis, he took great pains to soak the round pad-like
ends of his tentacles in water so that when they were applied
to a flat surface they would adhere through atmospheric pressure
sufficiently to bear his weight.</p>
<p>In such a manner, when no one was looking, did the wily rascal
climb up the high garden-wall and down the other side, wriggling
and squirming with ill-concealed chuckles toward the palace.</p>
<p>Only the magic dove that Euphrosyne had left, which was
preening itself on the edge of a fountain’s basin, saw him, with
the result that it was strongly tempted to fly back to the Goddess
of Mirth forthwith.</p>
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<p>At the fountain the Human Octopus took the precaution to<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[60]</SPAN></span>
again soak his multifarious pads in water, after which with his
goggle eyes he cocked his head in a professional survey of the
palace. Then he began to ascend one of its towering walls.
Higher and higher,
and still higher,
he went in perfect
safety until at last
he gained the roof
and squatted on the
top of a chimney.</p>
<p>There he skillfully
compressed
himself to fit the
dimensions of
the flue, after
which he began
to let himself
gently down like
an elevator-car.
A great volume
of black, greasy
smoke from the
kitchen suddenly
belched forth
and hid him
from sight.</p>
<p>It was not so
long afterward that, all covered with soot, he crawled out of<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[61]</SPAN></span>
the big open fireplace in the throne-room. Before he did so
he made sure to satisfy himself that no one was there. But
there was no telling when someone might come, and he knew it
behooved him to secrete himself and instantly.</p>
<p>His goggle eyes oscillated in all directions around the
room, and he craftily selected for his hiding-place a great
tall clock that stood up close against the wall in a corner by
itself.</p>
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<p>It was not a grandfather’s
clock, for there were no
grandfathers in Queen Titania’s
kingdom. It was
what might more properly
be termed a grandmother’s
clock.</p>
<p>The villain opened the
door, and projected himself
into the clock’s interior, being
obliged in order to accomplish
this to make his
proportions squarish and
oblong. His queer-looking
head showed at the top instead
of the clock’s face.
Then with one of his tentacles
glued to the door he
pulled it back in its place.</p>
<p>“Now we shall see what
we shall see,” he snorted. “I must be patient and bide my
time.”<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[62]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>The big brass pendulum swaying rhythmically to and fro
with its measured tick-tock! tick-tock! kept hitting his stomach,
and it tickled him so that it was all he could do to keep from
laughing.</p>
<p>But he knew that he must not do so. If he even snickered he
might betray himself. So he put a number of his tentacles
over his mouth and tried hard to keep a straight face.</p>
<p>Now, though every month was a fair month, a rare month,
for the murmur of the little streams was never hushed, and the
fruits and flowers always were in bloom, with the skies mostly
blue above them, and the winds soft and kind, May to the
fairies’ way of thinking was the sweetest of all the happy year,
and whenever it came round it was tendered a becoming ceremony.</p>
<p>The Eve o’ May was a holiday, though it might truthfully
be said that every day was a holiday.</p>
<p>But at this particular time when all nature was at its best
there were special observances that sprang from the gladness
and exultation in all hearts, the very joy of existence, and the
happiness that was manifested by every living thing.</p>
<p>Queen Titania and her fairies prepared for the innocent
revels and dances that were to occur on a velvet sward some
distance from the palace grounds, and their hearts were pleasantly
thrilled by a notice with some pictures of Brownies that
had been mysteriously tacked up in the neighborhood.</p>
<p>Marvelous was the flower-texture of the gowns donned for
this gala occasion, and in her robes of blush-pink mossrose
petals which swept away in a long, fragrant train Titania never
looked more beautiful and charming.</p>
<p>Little old Dame Drusilda who resembled a human morning-glory,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[63]</SPAN></span>
with hat, bodice, and dress all like cornucopias, fumed,
fretted, and ordered all the other fairies around.</p>
<p>“As I live,” the fussy dame declared, “we’ve forgotten to
wind the big clock, and it’s almost run down. Violet and Daffodil,
go to the throne-room, and attend to this before we start.”</p>
<p>The two good-naturedly ran to do her bidding, and when he
saw them coming the Human Octopus had an uneasy qualm.</p>
<p>He hastily tried to distort his ugly face into a resemblance
of the Roman numerals, and stuck up two tentacles for the hour
and minute hands, but the deception was a poor one, and would
not work. Violet and Daffodil set about to wind the clock,
but, on looking up to note the time, they were confronted by a
face twisted in an expression that the Human Octopus very
foolishly thought invited confidence, but which instead sent
them scurrying and hurrying with gathered-up flower skirts
and ear-splitting shrieks from the room.</p>
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<p>“I wonder what they’re scared of,” said the stupid fellow to
himself. “Well, it
isn’t the first time
I’ve given folks a
start in life. And
now it behooves
me to remove myself
from here
forthwith, if not
sooner, for if they
come back and
catch me the jig
is up!”</p>
<p>The tick-tock!<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[64]</SPAN></span>
tick-tock! of the pendulum reminded him that every moment
was precious, so he scrambled out of the clock, and wig-wagged
his way out of the room.</p>
<p>When he came to a fountain he lumberingly clambered up
into the basin, and puddled around in the water to get the soot
off, and once more as the dove watched him perform his ablutions
it found it difficult to refrain from flying back to Euphrosyne.</p>
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<p>The Human Octopus peered through a lattice, but none of
the fairies was in
sight. Then he
hustled up the
garden-wall, and
down the other
side, finally secreting
himself in
a big floral urn
by the portcullis,
where he awaited
further developments.</p>
<p>No one would
have guessed he
was there, for he seemed to be a part of the luxuriant green
growth, and he even let his tentacles droop gracefully over
with the branches and stalks of the palms and ferns to heighten
the illusion.</p>
<p>Meanwhile Violet and Daffodil were telling a most harrowing
story to Queen Titania and the rest of the fairies, but so frightened
were they still that it was hardly intelligible. Finally<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[65]</SPAN></span>
they were all prevailed upon to accompany the two to the
throne-room to see for themselves.</p>
<p>Nothing was inside the clock, of course, but the brass works.</p>
<p>“It seems to me you both have very vivid imaginations, young
ladies,” chided Dame Drusilda. “After this I would let Welsh
rabbits alone.”</p>
<p>“It’s not there now, but it was there,” persisted Violet
stoutly, “and it was the most dreadful looking thing you ever
saw.”</p>
<p>“It was worse than that,” added Daffodil. “It was the most
dreadful looking thing you never saw.”</p>
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<p>“Well, even if there was such a horrid creature, it’s gone,”
said Queen Titania comfortingly, “so why should we trouble
ourselves about it any longer? It’s time for our revels to
begin, and if we don’t
hurry up the ice cream
will all melt, and remember
there’s angel-cake,
charlotte russe, and lemonade
besides!”</p>
<p>The tiny Cupids, whose
hearts were going pit-a-pat,
for they believed implicitly
every word that
Violet and Daffodil had
said, hastily gathered up
Her Majesty’s train.</p>
<p>All started from the
palace, the portcullis being raised to let them pass, and from
his hiding-place in the urn the Human Octopus with his big,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[66]</SPAN></span>
gloating, goggle eyes noted every movement that they made.
But they had no suspicion that he lurked among the palms and
ferns.</p>
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<p>After they had disappeared
from sight he flopped
down, and keeping his
eyes close to the earth
followed the wee footprints
that they made.</p>
<p>His sleuth-like, sneaky
search led him straight to
where the fairies sported
on the green, and as he
drew nearer to them he
exercised more caution.</p>
<p>He compressed himself
more closely to the
ground, and picking out a
luxuriant clump of peculiar rainbow roses whose leaves afforded
a most effective screen he crawled to it to wait and bide
his time.</p>
<p>As he watched the innocent, happy fays garlanded with fragrant,
many-hued flowers pose and pirouette he could not deny
to them with a certain grace that many enthusiasts would have
pronounced most exquisite. But he had never been to dancing
school, and he did not trip the light, fantastic tentacle himself.</p>
<p>He was greatly interested in all he saw, however, and even
more so when at last he noticed Queen Titania, the Cupids, and
several of the fairies leave the lithe, flushed, happy group. For
Queen Titania had spied the rainbow roses, different from all<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[67]</SPAN></span>
the rest, and ran with eager, sparkling eyes to fill her arms with
them. Little she dreamed of the danger that lurked in all
their perfumed radiance. Swiftly she came, outdistancing the
others, and as she bent over in sweet, innocent pillage the mean,
contemptible nature of the Human Octopus manifested itself.
Forgetful of his diplomatic mission, he wound his tentacles
around her until she looked like a mesh-bag. When she began
almost instantly to scream he grimly increased the pressure.
The fairies and Cupids, horrified beyond measure by
what they beheld, and helpless to aid their beloved queen, fled
with wild cries.</p>
<p>The Human Octopus tightened his cruel grip. Titania’s
head fell back, her golden hair streamed over her shoulders,
her eyes distended, and she could not get her breath.</p>
<p>Slowly but surely the Human Octopus was strangling her!</p>
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