<h2><SPAN name="link2HCH0012" id="link2HCH0012"></SPAN> CHAPTER XII.<br/> Which Dreamed it?</h2>
<p>“Your majesty shouldn’t purr so loud,” Alice said, rubbing
her eyes, and addressing the kitten, respectfully, yet with some severity.
“You woke me out of oh! such a nice dream! And you’ve been along
with me, Kitty—all through the Looking-Glass world. Did you know it,
dear?”</p>
<p>It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark)
that, whatever you say to them, they <i>always</i> purr. “If they would
only purr for ‘yes’ and mew for ‘no,’ or any rule of
that sort,” she had said, “so that one could keep up a
conversation! But how <i>can</i> you talk with a person if they always say the
same thing?”</p>
<p>On this occasion the kitten only purred: and it was impossible to guess whether
it meant “yes” or “no.”</p>
<p>So Alice hunted among the chessmen on the table till she had found the Red
Queen: then she went down on her knees on the hearth-rug, and put the kitten
and the Queen to look at each other. “Now, Kitty!” she cried,
clapping her hands triumphantly. “Confess that was what you turned
into!”</p>
<p>(“But it wouldn’t look at it,” she said, when she was
explaining the thing afterwards to her sister: “it turned away its head,
and pretended not to see it: but it looked a <i>little</i> ashamed of itself,
so I think it <i>must</i> have been the Red Queen.”)</p>
<p>“Sit up a little more stiffly, dear!” Alice cried with a merry
laugh. “And curtsey while you’re thinking what to—what to
purr. It saves time, remember!” And she caught it up and gave it one
little kiss, “just in honour of having been a Red Queen.”</p>
<p>“Snowdrop, my pet!” she went on, looking over her shoulder at the
White Kitten, which was still patiently undergoing its toilet, “when
<i>will</i> Dinah have finished with your White Majesty, I wonder? That must be
the reason you were so untidy in my dream—Dinah! do you know that
you’re scrubbing a White Queen? Really, it’s most disrespectful of
you!</p>
<p>“And what did <i>Dinah</i> turn to, I wonder?” she prattled on, as
she settled comfortably down, with one elbow in the rug, and her chin in her
hand, to watch the kittens. “Tell me, Dinah, did you turn to Humpty
Dumpty? I <i>think</i> you did—however, you’d better not mention it
to your friends just yet, for I’m not sure.</p>
<p>“By the way, Kitty, if only you’d been really with me in my dream,
there was one thing you <i>would</i> have enjoyed—I had such a quantity
of poetry said to me, all about fishes! To-morrow morning you shall have a real
treat. All the time you’re eating your breakfast, I’ll repeat
‘The Walrus and the Carpenter’ to you; and then you can make
believe it’s oysters, dear!</p>
<p>“Now, Kitty, let’s consider who it was that dreamed it all. This is
a serious question, my dear, and you should <i>not</i> go on licking your paw
like that—as if Dinah hadn’t washed you this morning! You see,
Kitty, it <i>must</i> have been either me or the Red King. He was part of my
dream, of course—but then I was part of his dream, too! <i>Was</i> it the
Red King, Kitty? You were his wife, my dear, so you ought to know—Oh,
Kitty, <i>do</i> help to settle it! I’m sure your paw can wait!”
But the provoking kitten only began on the other paw, and pretended it
hadn’t heard the question.</p>
<p>Which do <i>you</i> think it was?</p>
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<p class="poem">
A boat beneath a sunny sky,<br/>
Lingering onward dreamily<br/>
In an evening of July—<br/>
<br/>
Children three that nestle near,<br/>
Eager eye and willing ear,<br/>
Pleased a simple tale to hear—<br/>
<br/>
Long has paled that sunny sky:<br/>
Echoes fade and memories die.<br/>
Autumn frosts have slain July.<br/>
<br/>
Still she haunts me, phantomwise,<br/>
Alice moving under skies<br/>
Never seen by waking eyes.<br/>
<br/>
Children yet, the tale to hear,<br/>
Eager eye and willing ear,<br/>
Lovingly shall nestle near.<br/>
<br/>
In a Wonderland they lie,<br/>
Dreaming as the days go by,<br/>
Dreaming as the summers die:<br/>
<br/>
Ever drifting down the stream—<br/>
Lingering in the golden gleam—<br/>
Life, what is it but a dream?</p>
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THE END</p>
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