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<h3> CHAPTER V </h3>
<h3> "Question!" </h3>
<p>What with the physical shocks incidental to my first interview with
Professor Challenger and the mental ones which accompanied the second,
I was a somewhat demoralized journalist by the time I found myself in
Enmore Park once more. In my aching head the one thought was throbbing
that there really was truth in this man's story, that it was of
tremendous consequence, and that it would work up into inconceivable
copy for the Gazette when I could obtain permission to use it. A
taxicab was waiting at the end of the road, so I sprang into it and
drove down to the office. McArdle was at his post as usual.</p>
<p>"Well," he cried, expectantly, "what may it run to? I'm thinking,
young man, you have been in the wars. Don't tell me that he assaulted
you."</p>
<p>"We had a little difference at first."</p>
<p>"What a man it is! What did you do?"</p>
<p>"Well, he became more reasonable and we had a chat. But I got nothing
out of him—nothing for publication."</p>
<p>"I'm not so sure about that. You got a black eye out of him, and
that's for publication. We can't have this reign of terror, Mr.
Malone. We must bring the man to his bearings. I'll have a leaderette
on him to-morrow that will raise a blister. Just give me the material
and I will engage to brand the fellow for ever. Professor
Munchausen—how's that for an inset headline? Sir John Mandeville
redivivus—Cagliostro—all the imposters and bullies in history. I'll
show him up for the fraud he is."</p>
<p>"I wouldn't do that, sir."</p>
<p>"Why not?"</p>
<p>"Because he is not a fraud at all."</p>
<p>"What!" roared McArdle. "You don't mean to say you really believe this
stuff of his about mammoths and mastodons and great sea sairpents?"</p>
<p>"Well, I don't know about that. I don't think he makes any claims of
that kind. But I do believe he has got something new."</p>
<p>"Then for Heaven's sake, man, write it up!"</p>
<p>"I'm longing to, but all I know he gave me in confidence and on
condition that I didn't." I condensed into a few sentences the
Professor's narrative. "That's how it stands."</p>
<p>McArdle looked deeply incredulous.</p>
<p>"Well, Mr. Malone," he said at last, "about this scientific meeting
to-night; there can be no privacy about that, anyhow. I don't suppose
any paper will want to report it, for Waldron has been reported already
a dozen times, and no one is aware that Challenger will speak. We may
get a scoop, if we are lucky. You'll be there in any case, so you'll
just give us a pretty full report. I'll keep space up to midnight."</p>
<p>My day was a busy one, and I had an early dinner at the Savage Club
with Tarp Henry, to whom I gave some account of my adventures. He
listened with a sceptical smile on his gaunt face, and roared with
laughter on hearing that the Professor had convinced me.</p>
<p>"My dear chap, things don't happen like that in real life. People
don't stumble upon enormous discoveries and then lose their evidence.
Leave that to the novelists. The fellow is as full of tricks as the
monkey-house at the Zoo. It's all bosh."</p>
<p>"But the American poet?"</p>
<p>"He never existed."</p>
<p>"I saw his sketch-book."</p>
<p>"Challenger's sketch-book."</p>
<p>"You think he drew that animal?"</p>
<p>"Of course he did. Who else?"</p>
<p>"Well, then, the photographs?"</p>
<p>"There was nothing in the photographs. By your own admission you only
saw a bird."</p>
<p>"A pterodactyl."</p>
<p>"That's what HE says. He put the pterodactyl into your head."</p>
<p>"Well, then, the bones?"</p>
<p>"First one out of an Irish stew. Second one vamped up for the
occasion. If you are clever and know your business you can fake a bone
as easily as you can a photograph."</p>
<p>I began to feel uneasy. Perhaps, after all, I had been premature in my
acquiescence. Then I had a sudden happy thought.</p>
<p>"Will you come to the meeting?" I asked.</p>
<p>Tarp Henry looked thoughtful.</p>
<p>"He is not a popular person, the genial Challenger," said he. "A lot
of people have accounts to settle with him. I should say he is about
the best-hated man in London. If the medical students turn out there
will be no end of a rag. I don't want to get into a bear-garden."</p>
<p>"You might at least do him the justice to hear him state his own case."</p>
<p>"Well, perhaps it's only fair. All right. I'm your man for the
evening."</p>
<p>When we arrived at the hall we found a much greater concourse than I
had expected. A line of electric broughams discharged their little
cargoes of white-bearded professors, while the dark stream of humbler
pedestrians, who crowded through the arched door-way, showed that the
audience would be popular as well as scientific. Indeed, it became
evident to us as soon as we had taken our seats that a youthful and
even boyish spirit was abroad in the gallery and the back portions of
the hall. Looking behind me, I could see rows of faces of the familiar
medical student type. Apparently the great hospitals had each sent
down their contingent. The behavior of the audience at present was
good-humored, but mischievous. Scraps of popular songs were chorused
with an enthusiasm which was a strange prelude to a scientific lecture,
and there was already a tendency to personal chaff which promised a
jovial evening to others, however embarrassing it might be to the
recipients of these dubious honors.</p>
<p>Thus, when old Doctor Meldrum, with his well-known curly-brimmed
opera-hat, appeared upon the platform, there was such a universal query
of "Where DID you get that tile?" that he hurriedly removed it, and
concealed it furtively under his chair. When gouty Professor Wadley
limped down to his seat there were general affectionate inquiries from
all parts of the hall as to the exact state of his poor toe, which
caused him obvious embarrassment. The greatest demonstration of all,
however, was at the entrance of my new acquaintance, Professor
Challenger, when he passed down to take his place at the extreme end of
the front row of the platform. Such a yell of welcome broke forth when
his black beard first protruded round the corner that I began to
suspect Tarp Henry was right in his surmise, and that this assemblage
was there not merely for the sake of the lecture, but because it had
got rumored abroad that the famous Professor would take part in the
proceedings.</p>
<p>There was some sympathetic laughter on his entrance among the front
benches of well-dressed spectators, as though the demonstration of the
students in this instance was not unwelcome to them. That greeting
was, indeed, a frightful outburst of sound, the uproar of the carnivora
cage when the step of the bucket-bearing keeper is heard in the
distance. There was an offensive tone in it, perhaps, and yet in the
main it struck me as mere riotous outcry, the noisy reception of one
who amused and interested them, rather than of one they disliked or
despised. Challenger smiled with weary and tolerant contempt, as a
kindly man would meet the yapping of a litter of puppies. He sat
slowly down, blew out his chest, passed his hand caressingly down his
beard, and looked with drooping eyelids and supercilious eyes at the
crowded hall before him. The uproar of his advent had not yet died
away when Professor Ronald Murray, the chairman, and Mr. Waldron, the
lecturer, threaded their way to the front, and the proceedings began.</p>
<p>Professor Murray will, I am sure, excuse me if I say that he has the
common fault of most Englishmen of being inaudible. Why on earth
people who have something to say which is worth hearing should not take
the slight trouble to learn how to make it heard is one of the strange
mysteries of modern life. Their methods are as reasonable as to try to
pour some precious stuff from the spring to the reservoir through a
non-conducting pipe, which could by the least effort be opened.
Professor Murray made several profound remarks to his white tie and to
the water-carafe upon the table, with a humorous, twinkling aside to
the silver candlestick upon his right. Then he sat down, and Mr.
Waldron, the famous popular lecturer, rose amid a general murmur of
applause. He was a stern, gaunt man, with a harsh voice, and an
aggressive manner, but he had the merit of knowing how to assimilate
the ideas of other men, and to pass them on in a way which was
intelligible and even interesting to the lay public, with a happy knack
of being funny about the most unlikely objects, so that the precession
of the Equinox or the formation of a vertebrate became a highly
humorous process as treated by him.</p>
<p>It was a bird's-eye view of creation, as interpreted by science, which,
in language always clear and sometimes picturesque, he unfolded before
us. He told us of the globe, a huge mass of flaming gas, flaring
through the heavens. Then he pictured the solidification, the cooling,
the wrinkling which formed the mountains, the steam which turned to
water, the slow preparation of the stage upon which was to be played
the inexplicable drama of life. On the origin of life itself he was
discreetly vague. That the germs of it could hardly have survived the
original roasting was, he declared, fairly certain. Therefore it had
come later. Had it built itself out of the cooling, inorganic elements
of the globe? Very likely. Had the germs of it arrived from outside
upon a meteor? It was hardly conceivable. On the whole, the wisest
man was the least dogmatic upon the point. We could not—or at least
we had not succeeded up to date in making organic life in our
laboratories out of inorganic materials. The gulf between the dead and
the living was something which our chemistry could not as yet bridge.
But there was a higher and subtler chemistry of Nature, which, working
with great forces over long epochs, might well produce results which
were impossible for us. There the matter must be left.</p>
<p>This brought the lecturer to the great ladder of animal life, beginning
low down in molluscs and feeble sea creatures, then up rung by rung
through reptiles and fishes, till at last we came to a kangaroo-rat, a
creature which brought forth its young alive, the direct ancestor of
all mammals, and presumably, therefore, of everyone in the audience.
("No, no," from a sceptical student in the back row.) If the young
gentleman in the red tie who cried "No, no," and who presumably claimed
to have been hatched out of an egg, would wait upon him after the
lecture, he would be glad to see such a curiosity. (Laughter.) It was
strange to think that the climax of all the age-long process of Nature
had been the creation of that gentleman in the red tie. But had the
process stopped? Was this gentleman to be taken as the final type—the
be-all and end-all of development? He hoped that he would not hurt the
feelings of the gentleman in the red tie if he maintained that,
whatever virtues that gentleman might possess in private life, still
the vast processes of the universe were not fully justified if they
were to end entirely in his production. Evolution was not a spent
force, but one still working, and even greater achievements were in
store.</p>
<p>Having thus, amid a general titter, played very prettily with his
interrupter, the lecturer went back to his picture of the past, the
drying of the seas, the emergence of the sand-bank, the sluggish,
viscous life which lay upon their margins, the overcrowded lagoons, the
tendency of the sea creatures to take refuge upon the mud-flats, the
abundance of food awaiting them, their consequent enormous growth.
"Hence, ladies and gentlemen," he added, "that frightful brood of
saurians which still affright our eyes when seen in the Wealden or in
the Solenhofen slates, but which were fortunately extinct long before
the first appearance of mankind upon this planet."</p>
<p>"Question!" boomed a voice from the platform.</p>
<p>Mr. Waldron was a strict disciplinarian with a gift of acid humor, as
exemplified upon the gentleman with the red tie, which made it perilous
to interrupt him. But this interjection appeared to him so absurd that
he was at a loss how to deal with it. So looks the Shakespearean who
is confronted by a rancid Baconian, or the astronomer who is assailed
by a flat-earth fanatic. He paused for a moment, and then, raising his
voice, repeated slowly the words: "Which were extinct before the
coming of man."</p>
<p>"Question!" boomed the voice once more.</p>
<p>Waldron looked with amazement along the line of professors upon the
platform until his eyes fell upon the figure of Challenger, who leaned
back in his chair with closed eyes and an amused expression, as if he
were smiling in his sleep.</p>
<p>"I see!" said Waldron, with a shrug. "It is my friend Professor
Challenger," and amid laughter he renewed his lecture as if this was a
final explanation and no more need be said.</p>
<p>But the incident was far from being closed. Whatever path the lecturer
took amid the wilds of the past seemed invariably to lead him to some
assertion as to extinct or prehistoric life which instantly brought the
same bulls' bellow from the Professor. The audience began to
anticipate it and to roar with delight when it came. The packed
benches of students joined in, and every time Challenger's beard
opened, before any sound could come forth, there was a yell of
"Question!" from a hundred voices, and an answering counter cry of
"Order!" and "Shame!" from as many more. Waldron, though a hardened
lecturer and a strong man, became rattled. He hesitated, stammered,
repeated himself, got snarled in a long sentence, and finally turned
furiously upon the cause of his troubles.</p>
<p>"This is really intolerable!" he cried, glaring across the platform.
"I must ask you, Professor Challenger, to cease these ignorant and
unmannerly interruptions."</p>
<p>There was a hush over the hall, the students rigid with delight at
seeing the high gods on Olympus quarrelling among themselves.
Challenger levered his bulky figure slowly out of his chair.</p>
<p>"I must in turn ask you, Mr. Waldron," he said, "to cease to make
assertions which are not in strict accordance with scientific fact."</p>
<p>The words unloosed a tempest. "Shame! Shame!" "Give him a hearing!"
"Put him out!" "Shove him off the platform!" "Fair play!" emerged
from a general roar of amusement or execration. The chairman was on
his feet flapping both his hands and bleating excitedly. "Professor
Challenger—personal—views—later," were the solid peaks above his
clouds of inaudible mutter. The interrupter bowed, smiled, stroked his
beard, and relapsed into his chair. Waldron, very flushed and warlike,
continued his observations. Now and then, as he made an assertion, he
shot a venomous glance at his opponent, who seemed to be slumbering
deeply, with the same broad, happy smile upon his face.</p>
<p>At last the lecture came to an end—I am inclined to think that it was
a premature one, as the peroration was hurried and disconnected. The
thread of the argument had been rudely broken, and the audience was
restless and expectant. Waldron sat down, and, after a chirrup from
the chairman, Professor Challenger rose and advanced to the edge of the
platform. In the interests of my paper I took down his speech verbatim.</p>
<p>"Ladies and Gentlemen," he began, amid a sustained interruption from
the back. "I beg pardon—Ladies, Gentlemen, and Children—I must
apologize, I had inadvertently omitted a considerable section of this
audience" (tumult, during which the Professor stood with one hand
raised and his enormous head nodding sympathetically, as if he were
bestowing a pontifical blessing upon the crowd), "I have been selected
to move a vote of thanks to Mr. Waldron for the very picturesque and
imaginative address to which we have just listened. There are points
in it with which I disagree, and it has been my duty to indicate them
as they arose, but, none the less, Mr. Waldron has accomplished his
object well, that object being to give a simple and interesting account
of what he conceives to have been the history of our planet. Popular
lectures are the easiest to listen to, but Mr. Waldron" (here he beamed
and blinked at the lecturer) "will excuse me when I say that they are
necessarily both superficial and misleading, since they have to be
graded to the comprehension of an ignorant audience." (Ironical
cheering.) "Popular lecturers are in their nature parasitic." (Angry
gesture of protest from Mr. Waldron.) "They exploit for fame or cash
the work which has been done by their indigent and unknown brethren.
One smallest new fact obtained in the laboratory, one brick built into
the temple of science, far outweighs any second-hand exposition which
passes an idle hour, but can leave no useful result behind it. I put
forward this obvious reflection, not out of any desire to disparage Mr.
Waldron in particular, but that you may not lose your sense of
proportion and mistake the acolyte for the high priest." (At this point
Mr. Waldron whispered to the chairman, who half rose and said something
severely to his water-carafe.) "But enough of this!" (Loud and
prolonged cheers.) "Let me pass to some subject of wider interest.
What is the particular point upon which I, as an original investigator,
have challenged our lecturer's accuracy? It is upon the permanence of
certain types of animal life upon the earth. I do not speak upon this
subject as an amateur, nor, I may add, as a popular lecturer, but I
speak as one whose scientific conscience compels him to adhere closely
to facts, when I say that Mr. Waldron is very wrong in supposing that
because he has never himself seen a so-called prehistoric animal,
therefore these creatures no longer exist. They are indeed, as he has
said, our ancestors, but they are, if I may use the expression, our
contemporary ancestors, who can still be found with all their hideous
and formidable characteristics if one has but the energy and hardihood
to seek their haunts. Creatures which were supposed to be Jurassic,
monsters who would hunt down and devour our largest and fiercest
mammals, still exist." (Cries of "Bosh!" "Prove it!" "How do YOU know?"
"Question!") "How do I know, you ask me? I know because I have visited
their secret haunts. I know because I have seen some of them."
(Applause, uproar, and a voice, "Liar!") "Am I a liar?" (General
hearty and noisy assent.) "Did I hear someone say that I was a liar?
Will the person who called me a liar kindly stand up that I may know
him?" (A voice, "Here he is, sir!" and an inoffensive little person in
spectacles, struggling violently, was held up among a group of
students.) "Did you venture to call me a liar?" ("No, sir, no!"
shouted the accused, and disappeared like a jack-in-the-box.) "If any
person in this hall dares to doubt my veracity, I shall be glad to have
a few words with him after the lecture." ("Liar!") "Who said that?"
(Again the inoffensive one plunging desperately, was elevated high into
the air.) "If I come down among you——" (General chorus of "Come,
love, come!" which interrupted the proceedings for some moments, while
the chairman, standing up and waving both his arms, seemed to be
conducting the music. The Professor, with his face flushed, his
nostrils dilated, and his beard bristling, was now in a proper Berserk
mood.) "Every great discoverer has been met with the same
incredulity—the sure brand of a generation of fools. When great facts
are laid before you, you have not the intuition, the imagination which
would help you to understand them. You can only throw mud at the men
who have risked their lives to open new fields to science. You
persecute the prophets! Galileo! Darwin, and I——" (Prolonged
cheering and complete interruption.)</p>
<p>All this is from my hurried notes taken at the time, which give little
notion of the absolute chaos to which the assembly had by this time
been reduced. So terrific was the uproar that several ladies had
already beaten a hurried retreat. Grave and reverend seniors seemed to
have caught the prevailing spirit as badly as the students, and I saw
white-bearded men rising and shaking their fists at the obdurate
Professor. The whole great audience seethed and simmered like a
boiling pot. The Professor took a step forward and raised both his
hands. There was something so big and arresting and virile in the man
that the clatter and shouting died gradually away before his commanding
gesture and his masterful eyes. He seemed to have a definite message.
They hushed to hear it.</p>
<p>"I will not detain you," he said. "It is not worth it. Truth is
truth, and the noise of a number of foolish young men—and, I fear I
must add, of their equally foolish seniors—cannot affect the matter.
I claim that I have opened a new field of science. You dispute it."
(Cheers.) "Then I put you to the test. Will you accredit one or more
of your own number to go out as your representatives and test my
statement in your name?"</p>
<p>Mr. Summerlee, the veteran Professor of Comparative Anatomy, rose among
the audience, a tall, thin, bitter man, with the withered aspect of a
theologian. He wished, he said, to ask Professor Challenger whether
the results to which he had alluded in his remarks had been obtained
during a journey to the headwaters of the Amazon made by him two years
before.</p>
<p>Professor Challenger answered that they had.</p>
<p>Mr. Summerlee desired to know how it was that Professor Challenger
claimed to have made discoveries in those regions which had been
overlooked by Wallace, Bates, and other previous explorers of
established scientific repute.</p>
<p>Professor Challenger answered that Mr. Summerlee appeared to be
confusing the Amazon with the Thames; that it was in reality a somewhat
larger river; that Mr. Summerlee might be interested to know that with
the Orinoco, which communicated with it, some fifty thousand miles of
country were opened up, and that in so vast a space it was not
impossible for one person to find what another had missed.</p>
<p>Mr. Summerlee declared, with an acid smile, that he fully appreciated
the difference between the Thames and the Amazon, which lay in the fact
that any assertion about the former could be tested, while about the
latter it could not. He would be obliged if Professor Challenger would
give the latitude and the longitude of the country in which prehistoric
animals were to be found.</p>
<p>Professor Challenger replied that he reserved such information for good
reasons of his own, but would be prepared to give it with proper
precautions to a committee chosen from the audience. Would Mr.
Summerlee serve on such a committee and test his story in person?</p>
<p>Mr. Summerlee: "Yes, I will." (Great cheering.)</p>
<p>Professor Challenger: "Then I guarantee that I will place in your
hands such material as will enable you to find your way. It is only
right, however, since Mr. Summerlee goes to check my statement that I
should have one or more with him who may check his. I will not
disguise from you that there are difficulties and dangers. Mr.
Summerlee will need a younger colleague. May I ask for volunteers?"</p>
<p>It is thus that the great crisis of a man's life springs out at him.
Could I have imagined when I entered that hall that I was about to
pledge myself to a wilder adventure than had ever come to me in my
dreams? But Gladys—was it not the very opportunity of which she
spoke? Gladys would have told me to go. I had sprung to my feet. I
was speaking, and yet I had prepared no words. Tarp Henry, my
companion, was plucking at my skirts and I heard him whispering, "Sit
down, Malone! Don't make a public ass of yourself." At the same time I
was aware that a tall, thin man, with dark gingery hair, a few seats in
front of me, was also upon his feet. He glared back at me with hard
angry eyes, but I refused to give way.</p>
<p>"I will go, Mr. Chairman," I kept repeating over and over again.</p>
<p>"Name! Name!" cried the audience.</p>
<p>"My name is Edward Dunn Malone. I am the reporter of the Daily
Gazette. I claim to be an absolutely unprejudiced witness."</p>
<p>"What is YOUR name, sir?" the chairman asked of my tall rival.</p>
<p>"I am Lord John Roxton. I have already been up the Amazon, I know all
the ground, and have special qualifications for this investigation."</p>
<p>"Lord John Roxton's reputation as a sportsman and a traveler is, of
course, world-famous," said the chairman; "at the same time it would
certainly be as well to have a member of the Press upon such an
expedition."</p>
<p>"Then I move," said Professor Challenger, "that both these gentlemen be
elected, as representatives of this meeting, to accompany Professor
Summerlee upon his journey to investigate and to report upon the truth
of my statements."</p>
<p>And so, amid shouting and cheering, our fate was decided, and I found
myself borne away in the human current which swirled towards the door,
with my mind half stunned by the vast new project which had risen so
suddenly before it. As I emerged from the hall I was conscious for a
moment of a rush of laughing students—down the pavement, and of an arm
wielding a heavy umbrella, which rose and fell in the midst of them.
Then, amid a mixture of groans and cheers, Professor Challenger's
electric brougham slid from the curb, and I found myself walking under
the silvery lights of Regent Street, full of thoughts of Gladys and of
wonder as to my future.</p>
<p>Suddenly there was a touch at my elbow. I turned, and found myself
looking into the humorous, masterful eyes of the tall, thin man who had
volunteered to be my companion on this strange quest.</p>
<p>"Mr. Malone, I understand," said he. "We are to be companions—what?
My rooms are just over the road, in the Albany. Perhaps you would have
the kindness to spare me half an hour, for there are one or two things
that I badly want to say to you."</p>
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