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<h2>CHAUFFEUR TAFFY</h2>
<div class='cap'>"HIGH-HO, how the winds blow!" exclaimed
little Puss, Junior, as he rode along on his
Good Gray Horse toward the castle of my Lord
Carabas to see his dear father, Puss in Boots.</div>
<p>But New Mother Goose Land is a big country
and Puss did not realize how long a journey it
was. You see, he had been seeking adventures
for so long and had traveled so far—sometimes on
the back of his good friend, Goosey Goosey
Gander, sometimes in the airship whose captain
was a downy goose and the sailors four and
twenty doves, and then, again, on broomsticks
and umbrellas and baskets that flew in the air
with their old women owners—that now, once
more astride of his Good Gray Horse who had
carried him many a mile in Old Mother Goose
Land he felt he would soon be with his father.</p>
<p>Well, as Puss rode along he came to a bend in
the road where an automobile stood. It had
evidently broken down, for the chauffeur was
tinkering with the machinery.</p>
<p>All of a sudden a blackbird perched herself on
the fence along the road and began to sing:<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[36]</SPAN></span></p>
<div class='poem'>
"Taffy was a chauffeur, Taffy was a loafer,<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Taffy broke a tire everywhere he went.</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">His master soon grew tired, Taffy he was fired;</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Taffy he was fired without another cent.</span><br/>
<br/>
"Taffy came to master's house; master wasn't in.<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Taffy made an awful row, kicked up such a din.</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 0.5em;">He blew on his auto horn, blew with all his might;</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 1.5em;">Everyone but Taffy ran away in fright."</span><br/></div>
<p>"Whoa there!" cried Puss, Junior, and the
blackbird must have thought it was meant for
her, for she stopped her song and looked at our
small hero. And of course the Good Gray
Horse stopped, and Taffy—well, he crawled
out from under the automobile and scowled at
the blackbird. And this made Puss, Junior,
laugh, and the Good Gray Horse cough and the
blackbird snicker, all of which made Taffy very
red in the face.</p>
<p>"Tell-tale-tit, your tongue shall be slit," he
cried, but the blackbird clapped her wings and
flew away. And after that Puss, Junior, said
gid-ap to his horse and rode off, leaving Taffy
to finish mending his automobile. And after a
little while the blackbird came back and settled
herself on the head of the Good Gray Horse.</p>
<p>"Where are you going?" she said.</p>
<p>"To visit my father, Puss in Boots," replied
our little hero.</p>
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