<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XX" id="CHAPTER_XX">CHAPTER XX.</SPAN><br/> <span class="chapterhead">ANNOYANCE AND AMUSEMENT.</span></h2>
<p><span class="firstwords">The</span> king had been at Luciennes from three o'clock till dark,
when, supremely wearied, he reposed on a sofa in a sitting-room,
where Countess Dubarry surprised him about half-past
ten.</p>
<p>Zamore was at the door when she woke him up.</p>
<p>"Have you come at last, countess?" he said.</p>
<p>"At last? I have been waiting for you this hour. How
soundly your Majesty sleeps."</p>
<p>"I have slept three hours. But what do I see there?"</p>
<p>"That is the governor of Luciennes. The chancellor sent
me the appointment, and so he donned the uniform. Swear
him in quickly, and let him begin guarding us."</p>
<p>Zamore marched up, wearing a showy lace dress, with a
sword. His huge three-cocked hat was under his arm. He
went down on his knees, laid one hand on his heart, the other
one was placed in the king's, and he said:</p>
<p>"Me swear faith and homage to my massa and missee; me
will defend the castle placed under my guard to the last gasp,
and me will not surrender it till the last can of jelly is eaten."</p>
<p>The sovereign laughed, less at the comic oath than at the
black boy's gravity in taking it.</p>
<p>"In return for this pledge," he said with due seriousness,
"I confer on you, Sir Governor, the sovereign right of dealing
out justice to the extent of capital punishment over all in
your hold, in earth, air, fire and water."</p>
<p>"Thankee, massa," said Zamore, rising.</p>
<p>"Now, run away into the servants hall and show your fine
trappings."</p>
<p>As Zamore went out by one door, Chon came in by another.
The king took her on his knee and kissed her.</p>
<p>"Good-evening, Chon. I like you because you tell me the
truth. I want to know what has made your sister so late in
hunting me <SPAN name="tn_png_92"></SPAN><!--TN: Quote added after "up." on Page 90-->up."</p>
<p>"No, Jeanne is the one to tell the truth. Still, if you will
pay me for my report, I will show you that my police spies
are up to the mark of Chief Sartines'."</p>
<p>"I have the pay ready," said the king, jingling some coins
in his pocket. "No fibs."</p>
<p>"The Countess Dubarry went to her private residence in
Valois Street, Paris, where Zamore met her about six o'clock.
She went to speak with her sponsor."</p>
<p>"What, is she going to be baptized?"</p>
<p>"Her social sponsor—I do not know the right name for it."</p>
<p>"Say, the lady patroness. So you have fabricated one."</p>
<p>"Nay, she is ready made, and from away back. It is
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she will not disgrace the line which is allied with the Royal
Stuarts, the Dubarry-Moores."</p>
<p>"I never knew of any Countess Bearn but the one who
lives by Verdun."</p>
<p>"The very one, who will call to-morrow at seven for a
private audience. If the question will be allowed, she will ask
when the introduction is to take place, and you will fix it
shortly, eh, my Lord of France," said the countess.</p>
<p>The king laughed, but not frankly.</p>
<p>"To-morrow at eleven?"</p>
<p>"At our breakfast hour."</p>
<p>"Impossible, my darling, for I must away; I have important
business with Sartines."</p>
<p>"Oh, if you cannot even stay supper——"</p>
<p>The king saw her make a sign to Chon, and suspecting a
trap, he called for his horses to go. Delighted with this display
of his free will, he walked to the door, but his gentlemen
in waiting were not in the outer room. The castle was mute,
even in its echoes to his call.</p>
<p>He ran and opened the window, but the courtyard was
deserted. The tremulous moon shone on the river and lit up
the calm night. This harmony was wasted on the king, who
was far from poetic, artistic or musing, but rather material.</p>
<p>"Come, come, countess!" he broke forth in vexation; "put
an end to this joke."</p>
<p>"Sire, I have no authority here," said the countess. "It is
a royal residence, and the power is confided in the governor.
And Governor Zamore is going the rounds with his guard of
four men."</p>
<p>The king rather forced a smile.</p>
<p>"This is rather funny," he said. "But I want the horses
put to my coach."</p>
<p>"The governor has locked them up in the stables for fear
robbers might get at them. As for the escort, they are asleep,
by orders of the governor, too."</p>
<p>"Then I will walk out of the castle alone."</p>
<p>"Hardly, for the gates are locked and the keys hang at the
governor's belt."</p>
<p>"Pest on it! we have one castle strictly guarded!"</p>
<p>The countess lounged on a divan, playing with a rose, less
red than her coral lips.</p>
<p>"But we might go in quest of him," she said, rising.
"Chon, carry the light before his majesty."</p>
<p>The little procession of three had barely reached the end of
the first hall before a whiff of delicious odor set the royal
mouth watering.</p>
<p>"You smell supper, my lord," explained the countess. "I
thought you were going to partake with me, and I had a feast
prepared."</p>
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<p>The king reflected that if he went on to Marly he would find
nothing but a cold collation. Here, through a doorway open
he saw a table set for two. The odor continued to scent the
house.</p>
<p>"Bless us! you have a good cook."</p>
<p>"I do not know, for this is his first attempt to please us. I
engaged him because he has a reputation for a choice omelet
of pheasants' eggs."</p>
<p>"My favorite dish! I should not like to grieve your new
cook, countess, and I might taste it while we wait for the
governor to finish his inspection. But who will wait upon
us?" he asked, entering.</p>
<p>"I hope to do so without upsetting any of this iced champagne—a
new invention, of which I wish your opinion."</p>
<p>"I fear I shall never take it from your hand, for it fascinates
me into solely admiring it."</p>
<p>"Ah, if my hired eulogists would say something so sweet
as that!"</p>
<p>"I see that I must let you have your own way," and he settled
down in an easy chair like one who was put in good
humor by the prospect of a luxurious repast.</p>
<p>They finished it with coffee burnt in brandy, with a paper
which the king held while the fair cajoler lighted.</p>
<p>"That is bad luck to the Choiseul party," said she; "that
was one of the lampoons against us which they inspire and
allow to be circulated."</p>
<p>"Did I call you a fay? I mistook: you are a demon."</p>
<p>The countess rose.</p>
<p>"I think I had better see if Governor Zamore is not on the
return."</p>
<p>But the king shook his head, inflamed by the punch, the
tokay and the champagne. He was conscious of still another
perfume, and his nose directed him to a doorway suddenly
opened. It led into a tempting chamber, hung with sky-blue
satin, embroidered with flowers in their natural colors, an
alcove where a mysterious soft light reigned.</p>
<p>"Well, sire, the governor seems to have locked us in. And
unless we save ourselves out of window with the curtains——"</p>
<p>"No, do not let us pull them down—rather, draw them
close!"</p>
<p>He opened his arms, laughing, and the beauty let the rose
fall from her teeth and it burst all its petals open as it reached
the carpet.</p>
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