<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_II" id="CHAPTER_II">CHAPTER II.</SPAN><br/> <span class="chapterhead">THE LIVING-WAGON IN THE STORM.</span></h2>
<p><span class="firstwords">A week</span> after the events depicted, a living-wagon drawn by
four horses and conducted by two postboys, left Pont-a-Mousson,
a pretty town between Nancy and Metz. Nothing
like this caravan, as show people style the kind, had ever
crossed the bridge, though the good folks see theatrical carts
of queer aspect.</p>
<p>The body was large and painted blue, with a baron's
insignia, surmounting a J. and a B., artistically interlaced.
This box was lighted by two windows, curtained with muslin,
but they were in the front, where a sort of driver's cab hid
them from the vulgar eye. By these apertures the inmate of
the coach could talk with outsiders. Ventilation was given
this case by a glazed skylight in the "dickey," or hind box of
the vehicle, where grooms usually sit. Another orifice completed
the oddity of the affair by presenting a stovepipe, which<SPAN name="Page_17" id="Page_17"></SPAN>
belched smoke, to fade away in the wake as the whole rushed
on.</p>
<p>In our times one would have simply imagined that it
was a steam conveyance and applauded the mechanician who
had done away with horses.</p>
<p>The machine was followed by a led horse of Arab extraction,
ready saddled, indicating that one of the passengers sometimes
gave himself the pleasure and change of riding alongside the
vehicle.</p>
<p>At St. Mihiel the mountain ascent was reached. Forced to
go at a walk, the quarter of a league took half an hour.</p>
<p>Toward evening the weather turned from mild and clear to
tempestuous. A cloud spread over the skies with frightful
rapidity and intercepted the setting sunbeams. All of a sudden
the cloud was stripped by a lightning flash, and the startled
eye could plunge into the immensity of the firmament, blazing
like the infernal regions. The vehicle was on the mountain
side when a second clap of thunder flung the rain out of
the cloud; after falling in large drops, it poured hard.</p>
<p>The postboys pulled up. "Hello!" demanded a man's
voice from inside the conveyance, "what are you stopping
for?"</p>
<p>"We are asking one another if we ought to go on," answered
one postillion with the deference to a master who had
paid handsomely.</p>
<p>"It seems to me that I ought to be asked about that. Go
ahead!"</p>
<p>But the rain had already made the road downward slippery.</p>
<p>"Please, sir, the horses won't go," said the elder postillion.</p>
<p>"What have you got spurs for?"</p>
<p>"They might be plunged rowels deep without making
the balky creatures budge; may heaven exterminate
me if——"</p>
<p>The blasphemy was not finished, as a dreadful lightning
stroke cut him short. The coach was started and ran upon
the horses, which had to race to save themselves from being
crushed. The equipage flew down the sloping road like an
arrow, skimming the precipice.</p>
<p>Instead of the traveler's voice coming from the vehicle, it
was his head.</p>
<p>"You clumsy fellows will kill us all!" he said. "Bear to
the left, deuce take ye!"</p>
<p>"Oh, Joseph," screamed a woman's voice inside, "help!
Holy Madonna, help us!"</p>
<p>It was time to invoke the Queen of Heaven, for the heavy
carriage was skirting the abysm; one wheel seemed to be in
the air and a horse was nearly over when the traveler, springing
out on the pole, grasped the postboy nearest by the collar
and slack of the breeches. He raised him out of his boots as<SPAN name="Page_18" id="Page_18"></SPAN>
if he were a child, flung him a dozen feet clear, and taking
his place in the saddle, gathered up the reins, and said in a
terrifying voice to the second rider:</p>
<p>"Keep to the left, rascal, or I shall blow out your brains!"</p>
<p>The order had a magical effect. The foremost rider, haunted
by the shriek of his luckless comrade, followed the substitute
impulse and bore the horses toward the firm land.</p>
<p>"Gallop!" shouted the traveler. "If you falter, I shall
run right over you and your horses."</p>
<p>The chariot seemed an infernal machine drawn by nightmares
and pursued by a whirlwind.</p>
<p>But they had eluded one danger only to fall into another.</p>
<p>As they reached the foot of the declivity, the cloud split
with an awful roar in which was blended the flame and the
thunder.</p>
<p>A fire enwrapped the leaders, and the wheelers and the
leaders were brought to their haunches as if the ground gave
way under them. But the fore pair, rising quickly and feeling
that the traces had snapped, carried away their man in the
darkness. The vehicle, rolling on a few paces, stopped on the
dead body of the stricken horse.</p>
<p>The whole event had been accompanied by the screams of
the woman.</p>
<p>For a moment of confusion, none knew who was living or
dead.</p>
<p>The traveler was safe and sound, on feeling himself; but
the lady had swooned. Although he guessed this was the
case, it was elsewhere that he ran to aid—to the rear of the
vehicle.</p>
<p>The led horse was rearing with bristling mane, and shaking
the door, to the handle of which his halter was hitched.</p>
<p>"Hang the confounded beast again!" muttered a broken
voice within; "a curse on him for shaking the wall of my
laboratory." Becoming louder, the same voice added in Arabic:
"I bid you keep quiet, devil!"</p>
<p>"Do not wax angry with Djerid, master," said the traveler,
untying the steed and fastening it to the hind wheel; "he is
frightened, and for sound reasons."</p>
<p>So saying, he opened a door, let down the steps, and stepped
inside the vehicle, closing the door behind him.</p>
<p>He faced a very aged man, with hooked nose, gray eyes,
and shaking yet active hands. Sunken in a huge armchair,
he was following the lines of a manuscript book on vellum,
entitled "The Secret Key to the Cabinet of Magic," while holding
a silver skimmer in his other hand.</p>
<p>The three walls—for this old man had called the sides of
the living-wagon "walls"—held bookcases, with shelves of
bottles, jars and brass-bound boxes, set in wooden cases like
utensils on shipboard so as to stand up without upsetting. The<SPAN name="Page_19" id="Page_19"></SPAN>
old man could reach these articles by rolling the easy chair to
them; a crank enabled him to screw up the seat to the level of
the highest. The compartment was, in feet, eight by six and
six in height. Facing the door was a furnace with hood and
bellows. It was now boiling a crucible at a white heat, whence
issued the smoke by the pipe overhead exciting the mystery of
the villagers wherever the wagon went through.</p>
<p>The whole emitted an odor which in a less grotesque laboratory
would have been called a perfume.</p>
<p>The occupant seemed to be in bad humor, for he grumbled:</p>
<p>"The cursed animal is frightened: but what has he got to
disturb him, I want to know? He has shaken my door,
cracked my furnace, and spilt a quarter of my elixir in the
fire. Acharat, in heaven's name, drop the beast in the first
desert we cross."</p>
<p>"In the first place, master," returned the other smiling,
"we are not crossing deserts, for we are in France; and next,
I would not abandon a horse worth a thousand louis, or rather
priceless, as he is of the breed of Al Borach."</p>
<p>"I will give you a thousand over and over again. He has
lost me more than a million, to say nothing of the days he
has robbed me of. The liquor would have boiled up without
loss of a drop, in a little longer, which neither Zoroaster nor
Paracelsus stated, but it is positively advised by Borri."</p>
<p>"Never mind, it will soon be boiling again."</p>
<p>"But that is not all—something is dropping down my
chimney."</p>
<p>"Merely water—it is raining."</p>
<p>"Water? Then my elixir is spoilt. I must renew the work—as
if I had any time to spare!"</p>
<p>"It is pure water from above. It was pouring, as you
might have noticed."</p>
<p>"Do I notice anything when busy? On my poor soul,
Acharat, this is exasperating. For six months I have been
begging for a cowl to my chimney—I mean this year. You
never think of it, though you are young and have lots of
leisure. What will your negligence bring about? The rain
to-day or the wind to-morrow confound my calculations and
ruin all my operations. Yet I must hurry, by Jove! for my
hundredth year commences on the fifteenth of July, at eleven
at night precisely, and if my elixir of life is not then ready,
good-night to the Sage Althotas."</p>
<p>"But you are getting on well with it, my dear master, I
think."</p>
<p>"Yes, by my tests by absorption, I have restored vitality to
my paralyzed arm. I only want the plant mentioned by
Pliny, which we have perhaps passed a hundred times or crushed
under the wheels. By the way, what rumbling is that? Are
we still going?"</p>
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<p>"No; that is thunder. The lightning has been playing the
mischief with us, but I was safe enough, being clothed in
silk."</p>
<p>"Lightning? Pooh! wait till I renew my life and can attend
to other matters. I will put a steel bridle on your electric
fluid and make it light this study and cook my meals. I wish
I were as sure of making my elixir perfect——"</p>
<p>"And our great work—how comes it on?"</p>
<p>"Making diamonds? That is done. Look there in the glass
dish."</p>
<p>Joseph Balsamo greedily caught up the crystal saucer, and
saw a small brilliant amid some dust.</p>
<p>"Small, and with flaws," he said, disappointed.</p>
<p>"Because the fire was put out, Acharat, from there being
no cowl to the chimney."</p>
<p>"You shall have it; but do take some food."</p>
<p>"I took some elixir a couple of hours ago."</p>
<p>"Nay, that was at six this morning, and it is now the <SPAN name="tn_png_22"></SPAN><!--TN: Quote added after "afternoon." on Page 20-->afternoon."</p>
<p>"Another day gone, fled and lost," moaned the alchemist,
wringing his hands; "are they not growing shorter? Have
they less than four-and-twenty hours?"</p>
<p>"If you will not eat, at least take a nap."</p>
<p>"When I sleep, I am afraid I shall never wake. If I lie
down for two hours, you will come and call me, Acharat,"
said the old man in a coaxing <SPAN name="tn_png_22a"></SPAN><!--TN: Quote removed after "voice." on Page 20-->voice.</p>
<p>"I swear I will, master."</p>
<p>At this point they heard the gallop of a horse and a scream
of astonishment and disquiet.</p>
<p>"What does that mean?" questioned the traveler, quickly
opening the door, and leaping out on the road without using
the steps.</p>
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