<h2>CHAPTER V<br/> <span class="GutSmall">WORCESTER. THE CONNECTICUT RIVER. HARTFORD. NEW HAVEN. TO NEW YORK</span></h2>
<p><span class="smcap">Leaving</span> Boston on the afternoon of
Saturday the fifth of February, we proceeded by another railroad
to Worcester: a pretty New England town, where we had arranged to
remain under the hospitable roof of the Governor of the State,
until Monday morning.</p>
<p>These towns and cities of New England (many of which would be
villages in Old England), are as favourable specimens of rural
America, as their people are of rural Americans. The
well-trimmed lawns and green meadows of home are not there; and
the grass, compared with our ornamental plots and pastures, is
rank, and rough, and wild: but delicate slopes of land,
gently-swelling hills, wooded valleys, and slender streams,
abound. Every little colony of houses has its church and
school-house peeping from among the white roofs and shady trees;
every house is the whitest of the white; every Venetian blind the
greenest of the green; every fine day’s sky the bluest of
the blue. A sharp dry wind and a slight frost had so
hardened the roads when we alighted at Worcester, that their
furrowed tracks were like ridges of granite. There was the
usual aspect of newness on every object, of course. All the
buildings looked as if they had been built and painted that
morning, and could be taken down on Monday with very little
trouble. In the keen evening air, every sharp outline
looked a hundred times sharper than ever. The clean
cardboard colonnades had no more perspective than a Chinese
bridge on a tea-cup, and appeared equally well calculated for
use. The razor-like edges of the detached cottages seemed
to cut the very wind as it whistled against them, and to send it
smarting on its way with a shriller cry than before. Those
slightly-built wooden dwellings behind which the sun was setting
with a brilliant lustre, could be so looked through and through,
that the idea of any inhabitant being able to hide himself from
the public gaze, or to have any secrets from the public eye, was
not entertainable for a moment. Even where a blazing fire
shone through the uncurtained windows of some distant house, it
had the air of being newly lighted, and of lacking warmth; and
instead of awakening thoughts of a snug chamber, bright with
faces that first saw the light round that same hearth, and ruddy
with warm hangings, it came upon one suggestive of the smell of
new mortar and damp walls.</p>
<p>So I thought, at least, that evening. Next morning when
the sun was shining brightly, and the clear church bells were
ringing, and sedate people in their best clothes enlivened the
pathway near at hand and dotted the distant thread of road, there
was a pleasant Sabbath peacefulness on everything, which it was
good to feel. It would have been the better for an old
church; better still for some old graves; but as it was, a
wholesome repose and tranquillity pervaded the scene, which after
the restless ocean and the hurried city, had a doubly grateful
influence on the spirits.</p>
<p>We went on next morning, still by railroad, to
Springfield. From that place to Hartford, whither we were
bound, is a distance of only five-and-twenty miles, but at that
time of the year the roads were so bad that the journey would
probably have occupied ten or twelve hours. Fortunately,
however, the winter having been unusually mild, the Connecticut
River was ‘open,’ or, in other words, not
frozen. The captain of a small steamboat was going to make
his first trip for the season that day (the second February trip,
I believe, within the memory of man), and only waited for us to
go on board. Accordingly, we went on board, with as little
delay as might be. He was as good as his word, and started
directly.</p>
<p>It certainly was not called a small steamboat without
reason. I omitted to ask the question, but I should think
it must have been of about half a pony power. Mr. Paap, the
celebrated Dwarf, might have lived and died happily in the cabin,
which was fitted with common sash-windows like an ordinary
dwelling-house. These windows had bright-red curtains, too,
hung on slack strings across the lower panes; so that it looked
like the parlour of a Lilliputian public-house, which had got
afloat in a flood or some other water accident, and was drifting
nobody knew where. But even in this chamber there was a
rocking-chair. It would be impossible to get on anywhere,
in America, without a rocking-chair. I am afraid to tell
how many feet short this vessel was, or how many feet narrow: to
apply the words length and width to such measurement would be a
contradiction in terms. But I may state that we all kept
the middle of the deck, lest the boat should unexpectedly tip
over; and that the machinery, by some surprising process of
condensation, worked between it and the keel: the whole forming a
warm sandwich, about three feet thick.</p>
<p>It rained all day as I once thought it never did rain
anywhere, but in the Highlands of Scotland. The river was
full of floating blocks of ice, which were constantly crunching
and cracking under us; and the depth of water, in the course we
took to avoid the larger masses, carried down the middle of the
river by the current, did not exceed a few inches.
Nevertheless, we moved onward, dexterously; and being well
wrapped up, bade defiance to the weather, and enjoyed the
journey. The Connecticut River is a fine stream; and the
banks in summer-time are, I have no doubt, beautiful; at all
events, I was told so by a young lady in the cabin; and she
should be a judge of beauty, if the possession of a quality
include the appreciation of it, for a more beautiful creature I
never looked upon.</p>
<p>After two hours and a half of this odd travelling (including a
stoppage at a small town, where we were saluted by a gun
considerably bigger than our own chimney), we reached Hartford,
and straightway repaired to an extremely comfortable hotel:
except, as usual, in the article of bedrooms, which, in almost
every place we visited, were very conducive to early rising.</p>
<p>We tarried here, four days. The town is beautifully
situated in a basin of green hills; the soil is rich,
well-wooded, and carefully improved. It is the seat of the
local legislature of Connecticut, which sage body enacted, in
bygone times, the renowned code of ‘Blue Laws,’ in
virtue whereof, among other enlightened provisions, any citizen
who could be proved to have kissed his wife on Sunday, was
punishable, I believe, with the stocks. Too much of the old
Puritan spirit exists in these parts to the present hour; but its
influence has not tended, that I know, to make the people less
hard in their bargains, or more equal in their dealings. As
I never heard of its working that effect anywhere else, I infer
that it never will, here. Indeed, I am accustomed, with
reference to great professions and severe faces, to judge of the
goods of the other world pretty much as I judge of the goods of
this; and whenever I see a dealer in such commodities with too
great a display of them in his window, I doubt the quality of the
article within.</p>
<p>In Hartford stands the famous oak in which the charter of King
Charles was hidden. It is now inclosed in a
gentleman’s garden. In the State House is the charter
itself. I found the courts of law here, just the same as at
Boston; the public institutions almost as good. The Insane
Asylum is admirably conducted, and so is the Institution for the
Deaf and Dumb.</p>
<p>I very much questioned within myself, as I walked through the
Insane Asylum, whether I should have known the attendants from
the patients, but for the few words which passed between the
former, and the Doctor, in reference to the persons under their
charge. Of course I limit this remark merely to their
looks; for the conversation of the mad people was mad enough.</p>
<p>There was one little, prim old lady, of very smiling and
good-humoured appearance, who came sidling up to me from the end
of a long passage, and with a curtsey of inexpressible
condescension, propounded this unaccountable inquiry:</p>
<p>‘Does Pontefract still flourish, sir, upon the soil of
England?’</p>
<p>‘He does, ma’am,’ I rejoined.</p>
<p>‘When you last saw him, sir, he was—’</p>
<p>‘Well, ma’am,’ said I, ‘extremely
well. He begged me to present his compliments. I
never saw him looking better.’</p>
<p>At this, the old lady was very much delighted. After
glancing at me for a moment, as if to be quite sure that I was
serious in my respectful air, she sidled back some paces; sidled
forward again; made a sudden skip (at which I precipitately
retreated a step or two); and said:</p>
<p>‘<i>I</i> am an antediluvian, sir.’</p>
<p>I thought the best thing to say was, that I had suspected as
much from the first. Therefore I said so.</p>
<p>‘It is an extremely proud and pleasant thing, sir, to be
an antediluvian,’ said the old lady.</p>
<p>‘I should think it was, ma’am,’ I
rejoined.</p>
<p>The old lady kissed her hand, gave another skip, smirked and
sidled down the gallery in a most extraordinary manner, and
ambled gracefully into her own bed-chamber.</p>
<p>In another part of the building, there was a male patient in
bed; very much flushed and heated.</p>
<p>‘Well,’ said he, starting up, and pulling off his
night-cap: ‘It’s all settled at last. I have
arranged it with Queen Victoria.’</p>
<p>‘Arranged what?’ asked the Doctor.</p>
<p>‘Why, that business,’ passing his hand wearily
across his forehead, ‘about the siege of New
York.’</p>
<p>‘Oh!’ said I, like a man suddenly
enlightened. For he looked at me for an answer.</p>
<p>‘Yes. Every house without a signal will be fired
upon by the British troops. No harm will be done to the
others. No harm at all. Those that want to be safe,
must hoist flags. That’s all they’ll have to
do. They must hoist flags.’</p>
<p>Even while he was speaking he seemed, I thought, to have some
faint idea that his talk was incoherent. Directly he had
said these words, he lay down again; gave a kind of a groan; and
covered his hot head with the blankets.</p>
<p>There was another: a young man, whose madness was love and
music. After playing on the accordion a march he had
composed, he was very anxious that I should walk into his
chamber, which I immediately did.</p>
<p>By way of being very knowing, and humouring him to the top of
his bent, I went to the window, which commanded a beautiful
prospect, and remarked, with an address upon which I greatly
plumed myself:</p>
<p>‘What a delicious country you have about these lodgings
of yours!’</p>
<p>‘Poh!’ said he, moving his fingers carelessly over
the notes of his instrument: ‘<i>Well enough for such an
Institution as this</i>!’</p>
<p>I don’t think I was ever so taken aback in all my
life.</p>
<p>‘I come here just for a whim,’ he said
coolly. ‘That’s all.’</p>
<p>‘Oh! That’s all!’ said I.</p>
<p>‘Yes. That’s all. The Doctor’s a
smart man. He quite enters into it. It’s a joke
of mine. I like it for a time. You needn’t
mention it, but I think I shall go out next Tuesday!’</p>
<p>I assured him that I would consider our interview perfectly
confidential; and rejoined the Doctor. As we were passing
through a gallery on our way out, a well-dressed lady, of quiet
and composed manners, came up, and proffering a slip of paper and
a pen, begged that I would oblige her with an autograph, I
complied, and we parted.</p>
<p>‘I think I remember having had a few interviews like
that, with ladies out of doors. I hope <i>she</i> is not
mad?’</p>
<p>‘Yes.’</p>
<p>‘On what subject? Autographs?’</p>
<p>‘No. She hears voices in the air.’</p>
<p>‘Well!’ thought I, ‘it would be well if we
could shut up a few false prophets of these later times, who have
professed to do the same; and I should like to try the experiment
on a Mormonist or two to begin with.’</p>
<p>In this place, there is the best jail for untried offenders in
the world. There is also a very well-ordered State prison,
arranged upon the same plan as that at Boston, except that here,
there is always a sentry on the wall with a loaded gun. It
contained at that time about two hundred prisoners. A spot
was shown me in the sleeping ward, where a watchman was murdered
some years since in the dead of night, in a desperate attempt to
escape, made by a prisoner who had broken from his cell. A
woman, too, was pointed out to me, who, for the murder of her
husband, had been a close prisoner for sixteen years.</p>
<p>‘Do you think,’ I asked of my conductor,
‘that after so very long an imprisonment, she has any
thought or hope of ever regaining her liberty?’</p>
<p>‘Oh dear yes,’ he answered. ‘To be
sure she has.’</p>
<p>‘She has no chance of obtaining it, I
suppose?’</p>
<p>‘Well, I don’t know:’ which, by-the-bye, is
a national answer. ‘Her friends mistrust her.’</p>
<p>‘What have <i>they</i> to do with it?’ I naturally
inquired.</p>
<p>‘Well, they won’t petition.’</p>
<p>‘But if they did, they couldn’t get her out, I
suppose?’</p>
<p>‘Well, not the first time, perhaps, nor yet the second,
but tiring and wearying for a few years might do it.’</p>
<p>‘Does that ever do it?’</p>
<p>‘Why yes, that’ll do it sometimes. Political
friends’ll do it sometimes. It’s pretty often
done, one way or another.’</p>
<p>I shall always entertain a very pleasant and grateful
recollection of Hartford. It is a lovely place, and I had
many friends there, whom I can never remember with
indifference. We left it with no little regret on the
evening of Friday the 11th, and travelled that night by railroad
to New Haven. Upon the way, the guard and I were formally
introduced to each other (as we usually were on such occasions),
and exchanged a variety of small-talk. We reached New Haven
at about eight o’clock, after a journey of three hours, and
put up for the night at the best inn.</p>
<p>New Haven, known also as the City of Elms, is a fine
town. Many of its streets (as its <i>alias</i> sufficiently
imports) are planted with rows of grand old elm-trees; and the
same natural ornaments surround Yale College, an establishment of
considerable eminence and reputation. The various
departments of this Institution are erected in a kind of park or
common in the middle of the town, where they are dimly visible
among the shadowing trees. The effect is very like that of
an old cathedral yard in England; and when their branches are in
full leaf, must be extremely picturesque. Even in the
winter time, these groups of well-grown trees, clustering among
the busy streets and houses of a thriving city, have a very
quaint appearance: seeming to bring about a kind of compromise
between town and country; as if each had met the other half-way,
and shaken hands upon it; which is at once novel and
pleasant.</p>
<p>After a night’s rest, we rose early, and in good time
went down to the wharf, and on board the packet New York
<i>for</i> New York. This was the first American steamboat
of any size that I had seen; and certainly to an English eye it
was infinitely less like a steamboat than a huge floating
bath. I could hardly persuade myself, indeed, but that the
bathing establishment off Westminster Bridge, which I left a
baby, had suddenly grown to an enormous size; run away from home;
and set up in foreign parts as a steamer. Being in America,
too, which our vagabonds do so particularly favour, it seemed the
more probable.</p>
<p>The great difference in appearance between these packets and
ours, is, that there is so much of them out of the water: the
main-deck being enclosed on all sides, and filled with casks and
goods, like any second or third floor in a stack of warehouses;
and the promenade or hurricane-deck being a-top of that
again. A part of the machinery is always above this deck;
where the connecting-rod, in a strong and lofty frame, is seen
working away like an iron top-sawyer. There is seldom any
mast or tackle: nothing aloft but two tall black chimneys.
The man at the helm is shut up in a little house in the fore part
of the boat (the wheel being connected with the rudder by iron
chains, working the whole length of the deck); and the
passengers, unless the weather be very fine indeed, usually
congregate below. Directly you have left the wharf, all the
life, and stir, and bustle of a packet cease. You wonder
for a long time how she goes on, for there seems to be nobody in
charge of her; and when another of these dull machines comes
splashing by, you feel quite indignant with it, as a sullen
cumbrous, ungraceful, unshiplike leviathan: quite forgetting that
the vessel you are on board of, is its very counterpart.</p>
<p>There is always a clerk’s office on the lower deck,
where you pay your fare; a ladies’ cabin; baggage and
stowage rooms; engineer’s room; and in short a great
variety of perplexities which render the discovery of the
gentlemen’s cabin, a matter of some difficulty. It
often occupies the whole length of the boat (as it did in this
case), and has three or four tiers of berths on each side.
When I first descended into the cabin of the New York, it looked,
in my unaccustomed eyes, about as long as the Burlington
Arcade.</p>
<p>The Sound which has to be crossed on this passage, is not
always a very safe or pleasant navigation, and has been the scene
of some unfortunate accidents. It was a wet morning, and
very misty, and we soon lost sight of land. The day was
calm, however, and brightened towards noon. After
exhausting (with good help from a friend) the larder, and the
stock of bottled beer, I lay down to sleep; being very much tired
with the fatigues of yesterday. But I woke from my nap in
time to hurry up, and see Hell Gate, the Hog’s Back, the
Frying Pan, and other notorious localities, attractive to all
readers of famous Diedrich Knickerbocker’s History.
We were now in a narrow channel, with sloping banks on either
side, besprinkled with pleasant villas, and made refreshing to
the sight by turf and trees. Soon we shot in quick
succession, past a light-house; a madhouse (how the lunatics
flung up their caps and roared in sympathy with the headlong
engine and the driving tide!); a jail; and other buildings: and
so emerged into a noble bay, whose waters sparkled in the now
cloudless sunshine like Nature’s eyes turned up to
Heaven.</p>
<p>Then there lay stretched out before us, to the right, confused
heaps of buildings, with here and there a spire or steeple,
looking down upon the herd below; and here and there, again, a
cloud of lazy smoke; and in the foreground a forest of
ships’ masts, cheery with flapping sails and waving
flags. Crossing from among them to the opposite shore, were
steam ferry-boats laden with people, coaches, horses, waggons,
baskets, boxes: crossed and recrossed by other ferry-boats: all
travelling to and fro: and never idle. Stately among these
restless Insects, were two or three large ships, moving with slow
majestic pace, as creatures of a prouder kind, disdainful of
their puny journeys, and making for the broad sea. Beyond,
were shining heights, and islands in the glancing river, and a
distance scarcely less blue and bright than the sky it seemed to
meet. The city’s hum and buzz, the clinking of
capstans, the ringing of bells, the barking of dogs, the
clattering of wheels, tingled in the listening ear. All of
which life and stir, coming across the stirring water, caught new
life and animation from its free companionship; and, sympathising
with its buoyant spirits, glistened as it seemed in sport upon
its surface, and hemmed the vessel round, and plashed the water
high about her sides, and, floating her gallantly into the dock,
flew off again to welcome other comers, and speed before them to
the busy port.</p>
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